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Emmett

Chapter Ten!

This is what happens when Emmett gets bored...

Emmett POV

I had soooo much fun.

Seriously, apart from Edward hitting me over and over where it hurts, I was causing an earthquake laughing soo much.

Bella was the redest I have ever seen her, she was even redder than blood...

Right now I'm heading to school, (A/N. In my story Emmett is a trainee teacher.) and today I'm helping with... Biology.

Perfect.

I have both Edward and Bella in the one after lunch.

Sometime later...

The day passed in a blur, and I was heading to Biology, this was the one I had with Edward and Bella.

As I walked in the door I stopped dead in my tracks, If it was possible that one would die of embarasment I would be a mummy.

Edward POV

I think my brother died.

Why? You ask.

My dorky brother is standing at the door looking at nothing in particular, and there are absolutely no toughts coming from him.

He's very still, and he's going to attract attention if he doesn't move in the next 2 seconds.

My Bella is sitting in her seat beside me, not saying a word, staring at Emmett.

She very smart.

I remember when we came up with this great idea.

Flashback

"I'm gonna kill him!" Bella screamed as she walked in the door.

"Nah-uh." I said trying to calm her down. "I call dibs."

She tuned around, she looked angry enough to be a vampire, and was ready to proabably start screaming at me somemore when Alice walked in followed by Jasper.

"Hey guys." she said happyly. I have the greatest idea ever. she added through her thoughts.

"Hey Alice, Jasper Thanks." said my angel beside me.

"No problem." they both replied at the same time.

"So..." I trailed off suggestively. Everyone just stared at me for a while.

"Oh.. The idea. Yeah." Alice said as she took something out of her purse it looked like pictures. "Rosalie gave us these while she's keeping Emmett busy, she said that last stunt was over the top, and she's trying to convince Emmett not to involve parents, while were going to involve the whole school, or at least your Biology class."

She took out the pictures and showed us.

End Flashback

Bella Pov

He's not moving.

He's like a statue.

I win sucker.

Flashback

After we all stopped laughing because of the pictures I thought of something.

Oh Yeah!

Emmett you have no idea whats waiting for you.

End flashback

Emmett Pov

OMG!

I think I just lost the 'King of Pranks' crown.

There were pictures all over the classroom with me... in a bikini.

Baby pink and Baby blue, and on them was written in black letters 'For sale'.

OMG!

And that wasn't even half of it.

Outside my window was my now luminous yellow jeep and in black letters was written 'Call it quits, big bro.'

And my jeep was floating in thin air.

How?

The condoms that I gave Bella, or her dad, were full of some kind of gas.

Should I quit?

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