A/N: Another update! And this chapter is weird. wanna know why? read :) And tell me what you think is weird.

Disclaimer: I, insert name here. Do not own twilight.

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Previously:

JPOV(Jacob)

*yawn* I'm going to sleep this day was the weirdest day of my life.

EmPOV(Emmett)

That was weird! So weird, I have a feeling I knew those new two.

JPOV(Jasper)

Weird and awkward! I think I know the two new chatdudes. yeah, chatdudes. I don't think they're girls

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The day after.

APOV(Alice)

Hmm. I'm so bored. Maybe I could force Bella to go shopping. Yeah! SHOPPING! I thought bored to death - not that I'm alive - but, yeah. Then a vision came.

Vision:

"Alice!Alice!" Jasper yelled as he ran at my back.

"What happened Jazz?" I asked.

"T-there's a m-men. They're s-stalking m-me." My Jazz stuterred out. He never stutter's except when he's really, really, REALLY scared. But, what happen to make him scared and shaking.

"Who? Tell me!" I shook him.

"Them!" he pointed and I saw a man. No! That was not some 'men' that was-

End of my vision

Whoa! That was so hilarious! But why would they do such thing. Not that they're. No, that is impossible. But he got divorced. Maybe it's the cause of their divorce!

Edward? Are you in my head? I thought, trying to communicate with Edward

Okay, mayvbe he's doing something. Well, I just have to wait 'til my vision happens.

*sigh*

I went down the living room where my vision is set.

JPOV(Jasper)

I was walking down the street when I sense someone was following me. I turned around to see who was following me but, no one was.

I continued walking. I quickened my pace when I heard some crunch like noise so I quickly turned around and saw two men. No, they're not men - they're gays!

I ran then they followed in human speed. Shoot Emmett will surely tease me. I have to get to Alice for protection. They yelled my name over and over in a familiar voice. No! I don't know them!

I reached the entrance of our house and then yelled for my wife.

"Alice! Alice!" I shouted then hide behind her. The two homo's turned up at the door, still yelling for my name.

"What happened Jazz?" Alice asked me. She was trying to compose her face then I sense some emotion. Happy.

"T-there's a m-men. They're s-stalking m-me." I stuterred out. I never stutter - except when I'm really, really, REALLY scared.

"Who? Tell me!" She shooked me trying to comprese a laugh.

"Them!" I pointed. Then she started laughing. Laughing? Oh, my. Don't tell me the hono's are Edward and Emmett. But, they're smaller than Edward and Emmett and they smell like humans but something stinkier.

"Jasper! Calm down!" My wife said.

"Yeah, Jasper calm down! It's just us." the homo said then took off her? His? Her? Oh man! I can't even use the right noun for them!

The other one took off the wig. It was Charlie?

"OH MY GOD!" Bella screamed.

"Bella! I can explain!" Charlie shouted. Then the other one took off the wig, too. It was Billy! That's why it stinks!

"No dad! You could have just tell me!" She shouted. I need to calm things down. I sent calming waves. All of us calmed down except for Alice who was still laughing internally.

"Okay, I need to explain something." Charlie said his face was in a shade of red. He was looking down.

"First of all, I'm sorry Jasper for freaking you out. Bella, I'm not," he stopped and pointed to him and the wig. "this. And the two ym user's named; pinkpony and rainbowpony are us. Me and Billy. It's only for our cover." he said taking a deep breathe.

"Because I want to find out what you guys really are. And, now I know. You're a-a" deep breathing again. "Super heroes." he finally said. I didn't know what to feel. Then they started laughing. So, I joined in, too.

"D-dad, how - did you come up - w-with - t-t-that?" Bella said between her laughs.

"Well, we were following Jasper then he started running. Really, really fast. And no human can do that." He said with a deep sigh then we heard snoring. We look at the direction it came from. It was Billy who was snoring.

"Uh, dad. Thanks for assuming that we're super heroes. But you have to be more creative Dad." Bellas said still giggling.

"Oh, okay." He said with disapppointment.

EPOV(Edward)

"Oh, okay." I was hoping my daughter and her new family would be like superman or spider-man. I thought I was going to have a super grand daughter. Charlie thought like a 5-year old. I was restraining my laughs.

"cough, cough" I couldn't hold my laughs anymore so, I disguise it as coughs.

"Edward? What?" Bella turned to me and asked.

"I'll tell you later, love." I said.

After an hour Charlie just explained, Bella, me, Jasper, and Alice were listening and Bily- let's just say he sleep like a dead.

"Well, that's all." Charlie said, standing up and stretching his arms.

"Okay, Dad." Bella said. She stand up and walk towards the kitchen. She came back with two glasses of water.

"Dad," she gave a glass of water to Charlie.

"Billy, get up now, we're going home." Charlie shook Billy wake. Billy faced us and having a super senses We, - only the vampires - saw the thin saliva crust on Billy's face. Alice is supressing her laughter. Jasper tried to calm her down.

"Oh," Billy stand up and stretch like Charlie. Bella gave the other glass to Billy. He looked at her with raised eyebrows.

Hmm. Weird. Why is she giving me water? Maybe she's trying to poison us. Billy thought and looked at the water. Why isn't it bubbling like in the movies?

"Don't worry Billy, it isn't poisoned." Bella said like she was reading his mind.

"Oh, okay." He gulped down the water. After that Charlie and Billy went home.

"Edward, tell me why are you laughing earlier?" Bella asked me. I picked her up and head towards our cottage.

"Well, are you going to tell me?" She asked. Again.

"Well, remember Charlie thought we were super heroes and you said we weren't. He was disappointed because he thought we're like superman or spider-man." I explained chuckling.

"And he was hoping that Renesmee could be his super grandaughter." As I said that she started giggling.

EmPOV(Emmett)

This is so not my dream job!

Rose was making me manicure her fingers. "You know Emmett you could have been a great manicurist." she said shooking her head trying to hide her smile.

"And why would that be?" I asked her putting the red nail polish on her nails.

"That would be if you haven't been complaining all day." she said with an intimidating tone.

"Ha-ha." I replied.

"Emmett you agreed to this deal. Remember?" she said knocking at my head.

"I know." I said with disappointment.

"Oh, well after this I have a surprise for you." she said winking at me.

"Oooh! I can play my xBox?" I asked excitedly until he smacked the back of my head.

"What?" I whined.

"Emmett I was talking about us doing 'it'! Ugh!" she said then she walked out of the room.

Oh my! I completely let the oppurtunity down! I thought.

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Oh, well that's the sucky ending of the chapter. Hope you enjoyed it! :)

Will have a time skip next chappy, is that okay?

Preview:

Hmm. It's boring here. Maybe I could do something fun.....

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