"Yo, Goombella, Bobbery, I've always wondered—how d'you guys hold stuff when you don't have hands?"
The U-Goom graduate and the explosive old sea salt looked up in surprise, glancing at their friends—Koops, one elbow on Podley's bar, Flurrie, Tasty Tonic in hand, Vivian, eyes hidden beneath her hat, Ms. Mowz, perched daintily on her stool, and Yoshi, the spunky little dino who had asked the question—before staring back down at their Chuckola Colas as if the sugar-loaded soda held the answer.
"Y'know, I have no idea," confessed Goombella eventually, frowning.
"Nor do I, old boy," remarked Bobbery.
Author's Note: A little spoof on something I've always wondered. Gotta love Mario game logic... Anyway, reviews are more than welcome! ;D