A/N OK, just wanted to tell Ranpuryu that there SHALL be the Icha Icha circle formed by Pervertpaw, Latepaw, and Sunglassespaw. No, Demonpaw won't be joining, sadly. I have other plans for him.
Firestar: AH! WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?
Silverpelt: Right… I'm leaving now. –poofs away-
Firestar: Alright! UN-BOLD!
Firestar: COOL! Now, we left off at the Highrock, right?
Foxpaw: Yeah, and we're all still here!
Firestar: Right… Oh, and I almost forgot! Meet… SUNGLASSESPAW! AKA EBISU!
Sunglassespaw: -white cat with black stripes- Hi!
Foxpaw: -thinking evil thoughts- ORIOKE NO JUTSU! –transforms-
Sunglassespaw: THAT WON'T WORK ON ME ANY MORE! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THANKS TO JIRAIYA I'M A NEW MAN!
Foxpaw: -Changes back… Erm… Not really, since he isn't an actual cat, but you know what I mean- Damn.
Pinkpaw: -barrels into Foxpaw in her anger-
Foxpaw: Ouch…
Firestar: AND GANGSTERPAW!
Gangsterpaw: HI NARUTO!
Foxpaw: HI KONOHAMARU!
Gangsterpaw: -has a light brown pelt with white spots-
Firestar: Brambleclaw will mentor Sunglassespaw, whilst Gangsterpaw will be mentored by Tigerclaw!
Cloudtail: BAKA, TIGERCLAW IS TIGERSTAR, AND HE'S ALSO DEAD!
Firestar: TOO BAD! HE'S TIGERCLAW AGAIN AND HE'S ALIVE AGAIN!
Cloudtail: BUT HE'S EVIL!
Tigerclaw: AM NOT!
Cloudtail: ARE TO!
Firestar: And anyway, I forgot to mention the last chapter that Pervertpaw's mentor is Brindleface! (WHO IS NO LONGER A QUEEN!)
Brindleface's Kits: -vanish-
Brindleface: MY KITS!
Demonpaw: Oh, the horror!
Foxpaw: Drama queen. Again.
Firestar: DEMONPAW IS A QUEEN?
Latepaw: Dai ja vu.
Demonpaw: NO I AM NOT A QUEEN!
Firestar: You aren't?
Foxpaw: -headbangs ground-
Demonpaw: MY LINE!
Latepaw: Dai ja vu again.
Foxpaw: -sweatdrops-
Demonpaw: Well, I'm off the Firestar's den now that the meeting's over. See you guys later.
Latepaw: NO! ONLY I CAN BE SEEN LATER! I AM LATEPAW!
Foxpaw: I wonder what his warrior name will be? Lateone? Latealways? Hmm…
Much later…
Firestar&Foxpaw
Foxpaw: No ramen!… Two days!…
Firestar: Just catch a mouse and you can eat all you want.
Foxpaw: OKAY! DIE, STUPID MOUSE! RASENGAN! –kills mouse with Rasengan/Spiraling Sphere-
Firestar: …Umm…Okay, I guess that works…
Graystripe&Demonpaw
Graystripe: So what did Firestar do to you?
Demonpaw: IT WAS HORRIBLE! HE MADE ME WATCH BARNEY!
Graystripe: THAT ISN'T TOO BAD! Fox-brain. Wait, oops…
Demonpaw: -rips Graystripe to shreads- (I drew the first time Graystripe called Demonpaw a fox-brain in manga form for fun! Yay!)
Graystripe: I need to suggest something to Firestar… -limps back to camp with Demonpaw following-
Sandstorm&Sandpaw
Sandstorm: NAME STEALER!
Deep Inside Sandpaw: -snap-
Sandpaw: GIVE ME MY ICE CREAM NOW!
Sandstorm: Uh… Okay! -uses tail to pass Sandpaw ice cream-
Sandpaw: Thank you! -eats ice cream-
Brightheart&Badgerpaw
Brightheart: He's my best friend, best of all best friends! Do you have a best friend, too? It tickles in my tummy! He's so yummy yummy hey you should get a best friend too!
Badgerpaw: Whoo-ha! Whoo-ha!
Brightheart: Hello baby can I see a smile?
Badgerpaw: I'm goin' to a party an' it's gonna be wild!
Brightheart: Can I come? I am sitting alone!
Badgerpaw: No friends are never alone!
Cloudpaw: AFTER ALL I'VE DONE FOR YOU, BRIGHTHEART, YOU GO AND SING "BEST FRIEND" WITH SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME? HOW COULD YOU? –runs off sobbing-
Brightheart: -stares, then shrugs- Maybe, some pretty girls are in your world, excuse me, I could also be your girl! But lately, everyone is making fun!
Both: NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA!
Cloudtail&Redpaw
Cloudtail: But I don't want to wear claw-polish or a ring!
Redpaw: But it's COOL! You want to be like all the rest of the cats who go and grovel to Starclan?
Cloudtail: OF COURSE NOT! GIVE ME THOSE! –snatches claw-polish and ring, then adjusts black cloak with red clouds-
Redpaw: Perfect!
Dustpelt&Emopaw
Emopaw: I'm an emo kid, non comforming as can be.
Dustpelt: You'd be non-conforming too if you looked just like me.
Random Cat: STOP SINGING "EMO KID!"
Frostfur&Goldenflower&Pinkpaw&Goldpaw
Goldpaw: Stalking Emopaw for practice was a great idea, Frostfur!
Pinkpaw: HE'S SUCH A GREAT SINGER!
Frostfur: Sounds more like a chant.
Goldenflower: TOO BAD!
Halftail&Bombpaw:
Halftail: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Bombpaw: -making mice explode everywhere- THIS IS AWESOME!
Halftail: BUT WE NEED THOSE FOR FRESH-KILL!
Bombpaw: BUT IT'S GREENLEAF! THERE'S PLENTY TO GO AROUND! -makes tons of prey explode- Unless you want me to bomb you instead…
Halftail: N-n-n-no, I-I-I-I-it's f-fine… Y-y-y-you're right, it's… G-greenleaf…
Bombpaw: I'm glad you understand. –makes more things explode-
Mousefur&Slugpaw
Mousefur: SAKE IS WONDERFUL!
Slugpaw: YOU GOT THAT RIGHT!
Mousefur: AH! A CAT!
Slugpaw: AH! A MOUSE!
Thornclaw&Latepaw:
Thornclaw: LATEPAW, YOU'RE LATE FOR TRAINING!
Latepaw: I'm sorry, I'm afraid I got lost on the road of life.
Thornclaw: -sweatdrops-
Tigerclaw&Gangsterpaw
Tigerclaw: I'M COOLER THAN YOU!
Gangsterpaw: NO, I'M COOLER!
Tigerclaw: ROAR!
Gangsterpaw: ROAR!
Tigerclaw: Meow?…
Brambleclaw&Sunglassespaw
Brambleclaw: WE SHOULD FORM THE ICHA ICHA CLUB!
Sunglassespaw: YEAH! WE CAN INVITE PERVERTPAW AND LATEPAW, TOO!
Brindleface&Pervertpaw
Brindleface: YOU COST ME MY KITS!
Pervertpaw: AAAAAAAAAAAH! –runs from Brindleface-
Firestar&Foxpaw
Firestar: Let all cats old enough to catch their own prey join here beneath the highrock for a clan meeting!
All Cats: -go to highrock-
Firestar: Okay, first off-FOR ONCE I GOT THE CALL RIGHT! YIPEE!
Everyone Else: -total silence-
Firestar: -evil glare- I said, YIPEE!
Everyone Else: YIPEE!
Firestar: Much better. Now, you're probably wondering why I called this clan meeting. Graystripe has so kindly suggested that he and Tigerclaw swap apprentices!
Tigerclaw: Well, come to think of it, both me and Demonpaw have long claws. Good idea. Me and Gangsterpaw hate each other.
Gangsterpaw: I'll be trained by a deputy instead of a loser! Yay!
Demonpaw: I'll be away from that pile of mouse-dung!
Graystripe: I won't be clawed half to death any more…
Firestar: So that will happen, yes… Also, I'm bringing my parents for a visit to camp, so everyone behave and be nice today!
Foxpaw: Yeah, so what? Can't be THAT bad.
Suddenly…
Firestar: Hey, mum! Hey, dad!
A Tom: Hi, Rusty!
A She-cat: You forget, he's Firestar now!
Foxpaw: Hi! What are your names?
A Tom: IT'S ONLY COMMON COURTESY TO INTRODUCE YOURSELF FIRST!
A She-cat: How does our darling Rusty survive like this?
Firestar: My name is Firestar, mum.
A Tom: NO, IT'S RUSTY!
Firestar: -squeaky voice- Okay!
Foxpaw: Umm… I'm Foxpaw… Firestar's apprentice… Who are you?
A Tom: Why, I am Mario!
A She-cat: And I am Peach!
Foxpaw: …Yeah…Sure…And I'm Naruto from the anime series…
Latepaw: But you are!
Foxpaw: Oh yeah! CURSE THIS NAME! I FORGOT MY ACTUAL ONE!
Firestar: That's strange, seeing as I've been known as Firepaw/Fireheart/Firestar since I was six moons old and I haven't forgotten that my name was once Rusty. You, on the other hand, have been known as Naruto for thirteen years and have been known as Foxpaw for two or three days.
Foxpaw: Shut it.
Firestar: You dare say that to your leader? Come to my den after the meeting, Firestar!
Demonpaw: -panicked- QUICK, NARUTO! RUN! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE! HE'LL MAKE YOU WATCH BARNEY!
Foxpaw: …I'M DOOMED! -pads off towards Firestar's den-
Demonpaw: Brave kid… Sadly, if he dies, so do I. Damn. I'd better start writing a will. –stares down- NO! PAWS! I CAN'T WRITE WITH PAWS! -thinking-Although I don't have anything to give to people, nor would I give it to them in the first place-end thinking-
Latepaw: Hey, Demonpaw, care to join the Icha Icha club?
Demonpaw: Icha Icha club? NO WAY!
Mousefur: Drama queen.
Slugpaw: If Demonpaw is a queen, we should take her to the nursery!
Demonpaw: -being dragged towards nursery by some cats- NO! I'M NOT A QUEEN! I'M A DEMON FOX!
A/N Will the new mentor and apprentice pairs be better? What will the warrior names be? What will happen to Naruto in Firestar's den of doom? And will Demonpaw ever convince Firestar that he isn't a queen? Find out in the next chapter!
Naruto: …You talk like you aren't the one writing this stuff.
Firestar: SUPER END CHAPTER POWER! ACTIVATE! Oh, wait, I just need to say that Ranpuryu came up with Sunglassespaw as well. STAY TUNED FOR THE SNAKE BROTHERS AND THE WARRIOR CEREMONIES!