Naruto: The Ultimate Shinobi
"Speaking"
''Thinking'
"Kyubi speaking/thinking'
"Shadow speaking/thinking'
Ninjutsu (translation)
-chapter 10-
Team Dosu were hiding in the bushes, waiting till sunrise. Once the sun had risen, the three Sound Genin sprinted out to where the squirrel was stopped.
"Wake up Sasuke, We wish to fight him." Said Dosu, before he examined the ground. "Loose dirt, grass growing where it shouldn't...you set a trap, but once we see through it, it is useless!" Said Dosu as his team jumped over the trap.
Sakura smirked as she cut the ninja wire behind her. A giant log was released from the tree tops headed towards Team Dosu. "A double layered trap? NO! Hehehe...just kidding..." Dosu punched the log with his Melody Arm, a gauntlet that was strapped to his right arm. The impact of the punch caused waves of chakra to focus on the log, shattering it.
"Nice try, little girl..." Taunted Dosu, as he swung his right arm at Sakura, distorting her senses as waves pounded on her ears. 'Sound waves?' Dosu continued his assault, when a green blur appeared and blocked the attack with a mighty tree root. "Lee-san? What are you doing here?"
"I promised to protect you with my life. There's some trick to your attack. If only I could figure it out...but I'll worry about it later...for now I'll do this!" Said Rock Lee as he removed his bandages on his arm so that the ends of the bandages hung near his knees...
Lee proceeded to attack Dosu, who hastily defended, but then Lee crouched down low and launched Dosu up to dizzying heights with a kick to his jaw. 'And now...' "Kage Buyō!" (Shadow of the Dancing Leaf.)
"Omete Renge!" (Front Lotus) Once Lee was behind Dosu, he then restrains him and pile-drives Dosu into the ground head first while rotating at a ferocious speed. As Dosu approached the ground, Lee kicked himself away. However, this technique is a "double-edged sword" for it hurt Lee as well.
'Shit! If Dosu slams into the ground at that speed...the impact alone might kill him! I gotta save him!' "Zankūha!" (Decapitating Airwaves) Zaku opened the palms of his two hands, revealing two holes, which created two supersonic blasts of air. He slammed his hands in the ground to cushion Dosu's fall.
'Damn...even though Zaku managed to cushion that fall, that attack still hurts like a bitch!' Dosu thought as he recovered quickly.
Lee was so focused on defending Sakura that he had to dodge one of Dosu's Kyōmeisen (Resonating Echo Drill) attacks, which disoriented Lee's vision and made him dizzy, causing Lee to become literally sick from Dosu's attacks.
-Sometime before-
Neji was walking through the forest, when he heard something in the bushes. The bushes hid three cowering Genin.
"We can't beat Neji!" Whispered the platinum-blonde haired Yamanaka Ino.
"Troublesome...but you're right. We stand no chance against Neji, or even his team...it's best we retreat." Said Nara Shikamaru, before grabbing his teammate Akimichi Choji, who accidently dropped a potato chip from a bag of potato chips. Choji was about to reclaim it, but both Ino and Shikamaru held him back.
"He'll see us if you reclaim that chip! It's too risky...Neji might take our scroll!"
"There is no reason to be afraid. I don't plan on going after weak teams. Besides, we made an agreement, and I am not violating the agreement." Neji said, then moved away.
"I just remembered the agreement. Troublesome as it is, we don't need to worry about losing our scrolls to his team...or Sasuke's team...or even Shino's team." Said Shikamaru.
-Present time-
Team 10 was witnessing the fight, debating on whether or not to help tem 7.
With Lee incapacitated, he was unable to protect Sakura as Kin grabbed her by her hair.
"Such beautiful and lustrous hair...I'm kinda jealous about it...you must shampoo and condition it daily...but REAL kunoichi don't bother to!" Kin exclaimed. "For long hair can be restrained by an enemy...like this!" Kin said as she grabbed some of Sakura's hair, so that she couldn't escape...
Before Ino had convinced her team-mates to help, Sakura surprised Kin...by clutching a kunai and cutting off some of her long pink hair...
"That's it! I'm helping!" And with that, Ino ran onto the battlefield, kunai in hand. Since Ino ran out, Shikamaru and Choji couldn't just abandon her.
"Formation Ino–Shika–Chō!" Team 10 attacked both Dosu and Zaku while Sakura held off Kin. Eventually, Sakura focused her attention to Zaku. Zaku kept throwing kunai, which all landed on target, but Sakura repeatedly used Kawarami no Jutsuto replace herself with a log. It got to the point that Zaku just flicked a kunai then he began searching for Sakura, only for a drop of blood to warn him that she didn't use Kawarami no Jutsu with that continued for a moment before both Hyuga Neji and Tenten arrived on a tree branch, searching for their missing team-mate.
"Who did this to our teammate?" Neji asked upon sighting his team-mate.
"I did, so what are you going to do about it?" Dosu smugly said. In response, Neji activated his Byakuganand was about to leap into action when he noticed something.
"Aren't you going to avenge your team-mate?" Curiously asked Dosu.
"There is no need...after all, he has awakened..." He said, gesturing toward Sasuke.
"Sasuke-kun!" Exclaimed Sakura before pausing. "Wait you're not Sasuke-kun..."
Indeed, he wasn't. Sasuke still looked the same, but the left side of his body is covered with flame-like markings, and his left eye became the Sharingan.
"Sakura...who did this to you?"
"I did." Said Zaku. "So what are you going to do about it?"
"This." Said Sasuke.
"Like I'm going to give you the chance! Zankūkyokuha!" (Extreme Decapitating Airwaves) Zaku said, releasing two hypersonic blasts of air, despite Dosu warning him.
"See, what are you so worried about? My attack wiped him out.' Zaku said smugly.
"Oh really?" Said a creepy voice behind Zaku. Before Zaku can turn around, Sasuke kicked him away and made hand signs for a jutsu.
"Katon: Gōkakyū no Jutsu!" Sasuke breathed out a far larger fireball, which Zaku attempted to blow out with "Zankūha!" Only for it to fail and for Zaku to receive a level 2 burn on his hands. Zaku exclaimed in pain, saying, "Hot potato! Hot potato!" Sasuke vanished and reappeared behind Zaku, restraining his arms with a foot planted on his back.
"You seem proud of your arms...allow me to break them!" Said Sasuke as he applied more pressure on his foot until finally, two snaps were heard as Zaku's arms broke. "Motherfucking!"
"Now who's next?" Asked Sasuke as he turned his attention to Dosu. However, before Sasuke could make a move, Sakura stopped him...by hugging him.
"Stop! Please...you've done enough..." Sasuke, with a lot of effort, suppressed the evil flame like markings back into his Cursed Seal of Heaven, despite the fact that the power of the seal made him feel stronger.
Dosu, witnessing the partial control of the seal, and the condition of his team mate, Dosu surrendered, and placed his Earth Scroll before him, so Sasuke could see it.
"You are strong, too strong at our current condition, so we will surrender. Know this, if we are to ever meet again, we will not run nor hide."
"OK," said Shikamaru while Neji and Tenten retreated with their comatose team mate over Tenten's shoulder, "do we have any further business here?'
It was at that point that Naruto regained consciousness. "What happened?"
While Shikamaru explained it, Ino turned to Sakura's current hairstyle. 'Now that just won't do...luckily, I have some hair supplies...'
"Sakura, come here," Said Ino, pulling out a hairbrush and a pair of scissors, "let me fix your hair..."
Team 7 traveled with team 10 to assist each team to obtain the correct scroll, the Earth Scroll for team 7 and the Heaven Scroll for team 10. Both teams traveled to the tower, ensuring that they weren't followed. No complications arose as the teams separated to enter the tower.
-With Team 7-
After Naruto persuaded Sakura, both scrolls were opened and quickly flung to the ground, where a certain Chunin materialized...
"Iruka-sensei!" An astonished Naruto greeted their old sensei from the academy, then the smoke vanished to reveal Iruka with only a towel clearly about to bathe...
The sight of Iruka-sensei in his birthday suit caused the three Genin to react differently.
Naruto examined the wall, and spotted the Chunin motto.
Sakura quickly shut her eyes, not wanting to see her old sensei clad in his birthday suit...
Unfortunately, when the cloud of smoke appeared, Sasuke unconsciously activated his Sharingan...the image of a naked Iruka will now always be in his mind...
"MY EYES!" Sasuke cried out, wiping his eyes with his hands furiously.
'Now of all times?' Iruka embarrassingly thought as he attempted to cover himself.
"Uh, I guess congratulations are in order. You made it at night, the third stage of the Chunin Exams will be explained tomorrow morning...now after I do something about my current state of dress..."
"Ano, why don't you just use Henge no Jutsu?"
"Looks like I have no choice...well it's better then nothing...Henge no Jutsu!"
Iruka transformed into a clothed version of himself. After he saw Naruto gazing at the motto, Iruka quickly explained it, before leaving the group in their assigned room...
Team 10 weren't any btter. Their scroll summoned two familiar Jonin having sex...
What? That could happen! The scrolls summon someone, but what if that someone were doing something? I got this idea from an old fanfic that I can't remember the name of...ah well. Up next is the Chunin Exam prelims...but that has been proven difficult to write...read and review anyway! I'm searching for a beta...PM me if you;re interested...Laterz...
Ninjutsu Library
Kage Buyō
A technique where one follows the opponent, closely matching his or her body's movement, just like a leaf that dances in the air is followed by its shadow. The technique is usually preceded by a swift upper kick that will launch the target into the air. It is mainly used to position an opponent into a vulnerable aerial position. This move by itself is harmless, but it is usable as a stepping stone for a great many powerful techniques like Front Lotus and the Lion Combo. That said, it also has a rather high degree of difficulty.
Omete Renge
Front Lotus requires the opening of the first of the Eight Chakra Gates, giving the user five times their normal strength. The user launches the opponent into the air and then uses Shadow of the Dancing Leaf. Once behind the opponent, the user restrains them and pile-drives them into the ground head first while rotating at a ferocious speed. Because it uses one of the chakra gates, the user is left extremely fatigued, making this technique a "double-edged sword". However, on episode 193 of the anime, Lee was able to perform this technique without any strain on his body
Zankūha
Using the air tubes implanted in his arms, Zaku can control air pressure, creating supersonic blasts of air. These blasts are powerful enough to destroy stone.
Kyōmeisen
This technique can be used as a blanket term for the majority of Dosu's jutsu. The Melody Arm, a porous metal guantlet located on his arm, is used to amplify the sound waves from arm movements to attack his opponent. By generating enough sound, Dosu can use his chakra to redirect the waves in midair to his intended target.
Formation Ino–Shika–Chō
Formation Ino–Shika–Chō are formations used by the members of the Yamanaka, Nara, and Akimichi clans designed due to their long history of working together.
These formations are designed to use each member's abilities in the best way possible that complements the others'. This formation is usually done with flawless accuracy, which comes after working together - another testament of how close-knit the three clans are. This formation is not limited to any one specific technique of any of the clans but the respective clan members can use several of their respective clan's techniques in tandem to create different versions of this formation.
Zankūkyokuha
Zaku creates a massive gust of cutting wind, even more powerful than his Decapitating Airwaves technique, that is capable of totaling the surrounding area, wiping out anything in its path.