SEASON FINALE! Season 2 starts next chapter! Thanks for all the reviews for season 1! Lets get this finale started!
…
Blaze: [sniffles] Blaze Ash Falling Railroad…
Tigerstar: Let's wait 5 minutes for her to finish her name!
Firestar: OK!
-5 minutes later-
Blaze: [after reciting whole name] Here for Warrior Cats Talk Show season finale!
Tigerstar: It's so dramatic!
Firestar: Hm Fruit salad or cake..?
Blaze: What are you guys talking about?
Firestar: What I should have for dinner.
Tigerstar: The season finale of Help Me! (Made that up, supposed to be life Lost)
Blaze: [sigh] You haven't changed a bit… our Season Finale guest is…
Firestar: Purdy!
Tigerstar: No we can't have him, he's too boring for the season finale. Remember last year, Firestar?
Firestar: FLASHBACK!
[] [] []
Purdy: And this is what my first dirt looked like!
Tigerstar: Aw! Purdy that's disgusting!
Firestar: So…Pretty!
Purdy: And one time, I snagged my leg in barbed wire, wanna see what it looks like now?
Tigerstar: NO!
Purdy: [shows raw skin still bleeding] Lookey dat! Still bleeding from my young days…
Tigerstar: I'm very grateful you invited me and Firestar for coffee, but, I think I'll just order it to go.
Purdy: What's his problem?
Firestar: I dunno.
[] [] []
Firestar: Actually, he was very interesting.
Tigerstar: No, he wasn't. Blaze, who's our guest?
Blaze: …Jayfeather…
Tigerstar: Of all the people we had to get a fresh, back talking tom.
Firestar: We're not people though, Tigerstar!
Blaze: Come on out Jayfeather! And don't walk into that pole please, we don't need a concussion on the season finale!
Jayfeather: BANG! [walks into steel pole] Ouchies!
Tigerstar: … bad listener too. I thought he was blind?
Jayfeather: [FINALLY sits down] Ouch, ouch, ouch, oh hi grandpa!
Firestar: Don't walk in my dreams!
Jayfeather: What makes you think that?
Firestar: Remember last time?
Jayfeather: FLASHBACK!
[] [] []
Jayfeather: HEHEHE, I'm gonna walk in Firestar's dreams! Doody doody doo!
Firestar: zzz.
Jayfeather: [walks in dreams] LALALA. Ouch! Brambles? What the-
Firestar: [naked] I'm too awesome for my shirt! Too awesome for my pants! Too awesome that it hurts!
Jayfeather: My eyes! I know I'm blind, but of all times, I can see NOW?
Firestar: [screams like girl] PEEPER! AAAAH!
Jayfeather: No! Wait, don't come near me with that knife! NOO!
[] [] []
Jayfeather: Uh huh…
Firestar: And THAT is why you shouldn't walk in people's dreams.
Jayfeather: Yes sir.
Blaze: Creepy flash back… Jayfeather, tell us why you wanted to become a medicine cat?
Jayfeather: Not so much wanted, FORCED. It was a dark and stormy night…
Tigerstar: Another story?
Firestar: YAY! Story time.
Jayfeather: I was just finishing up eating my paws…
Blaze: Eating your paws?
Jayfeather: Yeah, the evil schnitzel man came with his schnitzel truck.
Blaze: Evil Schnitzel Man?
Jayfeather: There's a song about him, here, I'll sing it. Schnitzel! The favorite treat, for every little girl to eat! "No more food! Eat your hands!" Says the evil schnitzel man.
Tigerstar: Two things, one, if it's the favorite treat for a little girl to eat, why were you eating it? And second, you don't have hands, you have paws.
Jayfeather: Oh yeah. Anyway back to my medicine cat story. As I was saying, I was just finishing up eating my paws, then Lightning thundered, and I saw Leafpool, standing in front of my face, she came out of no where! She took me up to Firestar, and they pinned me against the walls, they threatened me with bazookas and knives until I agreed!
Firestar: Not what happened! He came up to my den, where we questioned him, coaxed him to do it, and he agreed, But I admit I did have knives in my den for safety purposes.
Tigerstar: Like what?
Firestar: If Sandstorm disrupts me when I'm in the shower.
Tigerstar: Ah.
Blaze: Thank you for your…unique… story, Jayfeather.
Jayfeather: No problem! Bye guys!
[leaves]
Tigerstar: You can see he gets a lot from his father's side…
Firestar: I agree, Crowfeather is a sad scrawny cat.
Blaze: Thanks for watching the season finale of Warrior Cats Talk Show. Goodbye! See you next season!
Tigerstar: {quote: See you next season!} Say WHAT!
Firestar: Yippee!
The End
Next Chapter: Season 2 episode 1.
I was originally saving Jayfeather for last, and when some people suggested him, I was positive in doing him. Request Who YOU want to be the first guest for Season 2! Done for the day, PEACE OUT!
Review for more
- Warrior