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Recording of Author: Anakin Step forward
Anakin walks in " Your de-" Sees Recorder and runs off to look for evil Author
Anakin Skywalker
Replace all his leather and black clothes with outfits with little pink Bunnies all over them
Take a photo of him in said outfits and past them all over the Republic( Blame on the Chancier.)got you
Tell him a paternity test reviled that Obi-Wan is actually the father of Padma's twins
Tell Yoda about Anakin's Relationship with Padma then watch as the Council confronts Anakin about it
Tell Him Jar Jar is going to be his apprentice
when he gets his replacement hand ask him if he is trying to let every one know that he is technically C3PO's father
Tell him his pilots license has been suspended
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Author: "well Guys before Anakin finds me I'm going to tell you Mace is next"
Door Creeks open
Anakin: "Now I got you!"
Author: "No you don't" Force pushes Anakin across the room and uses a Purple lightsaber to Cut through the wall and Escape