Hey, it's me, tater06, back with another chapter! I hope you guys enjoyed the other chapter! And thank you for all the reviews! And thanks for reading it too! Sorry it took so long. I had started this chapter, but then I did it over again because I didn't like the way it was turning out. Hope you guys like it!

Disclaimer: I don't own Codename: Kids Next Door or any t.v. show for that matter. Wouldn't it be cool if I did though?

Chapter 10- The Show-Off

"Okay, Connie," the Toiletnator whispered to Heart Break. They were crouched at a bush next to the Sector V treehouse. "Once Numbuh Three comes out, you and I will 'casually' walk together, holding hands, and pretending we're having a good time. She'll realize I'm taken, leave me alone, and all will be happily ever after!" Toiletnator said happily. Heart Break smiled, but it was fake. You moron, she thought with annoyance. Do you really think it will be that quick and easy? If there was one thing Heart Break knew, it was romance. She knew that Numbuh Three would try to find out who she was and if she really was his girlfriend, then sulk, then try to win his heart. She only went along with it because she was trying to ruin his plan, after all.

"Got it." She had lied to him about her name so he wouldn't remember her. He was too stupid to remember her by just looking at her, but she didn't want to take the chance of him remembering if he knew her actual name. "But, how do you know if she'll come out soon?" she asked.

"She has to go to school," he replied confidently.

Soon enough, Sector V soon came out. First Numbuh One, then Two, then Three, with Four and Five coming from behind her.

"Let's go," he whispered. They both stood up and started to walk towards them. He took her hand, and the moment he did her heart leaped. She smiled, then shook her head and thought, Stop it Claire! Now's not the time to be giddy. You don't love him anymore. You don't.

Suddenly the Toiletnator laughed and said, "Oh Connie! You're so hilarious! You're the best girlfriend a guy could ever have!"

Numbuh Three soon froze. She recognized that voice. But she didn't like what it just said. She turned around, and soon saw the Toiletnator, holding Heart Break's hand, laughing. Her heart immediately broke. The others turned around too, only their reactions were quite different. Their mouths were hanging open in disbelief.

Heart Break played along. "Yes, well, you know how much I love to hear your laugh, Lou!"

Numbuh 3 then grabbed Numbuh 4, and when they were close enough, she pulled him into a hug and said, "Oh Numbuh 4! You're the best boyfriend ever! I just love you so much!"

Numbuh 4 blushed and gulped. Crud, I'm gonna be teased about this forever! But, I am doing this for Kuki...

"Uh, yeah, I uh..." I can't believe I'm gonna say it... "Love you too."

Numbuhs 1 and 2 looked at each other in disbelief. "When did this happen?" Numbuh Two asked Numbuh 1. "I...I don't know," he replied, rubbing his head in confusion. "I wish I knew." Numbuh 5, however, was trying to resist laughing. I can't believe Numbuh Four is doing this!

The two fake couples froze and looked at each other. "Wait a minute...Numbuh 4 is your boyfriend?" the Toiletnator asked Kuki. She smiled. "Yep! And I've never been happier! And who is this?" she asked him, pointing to Heart Break, or 'Connie." Her eyes were slit, inspecting her.

"Why, this is my girlfriend, Connie. Connie, this is Kuki. Kuki, Connie."

Heart Break smirked. Well, I finally get to meet this 'Numbuh Three'. "Hello, Kuki. How are you?"

Numbuh 3 crossed her arms. Boy, was she jealous! "Fine. You?"

"Why, I'm just fine. It's nice to meet you!"

"You too," she said through gritted teeth.

Soon the bus came to their stop. Kuki grabbed Wally's arms again and said, "Come on boyfriend. We have a bus to catch." And she dragged the poor guy with her and into the bus, the others following.

When the bus left, the Toiletnator looked at Heart Break and smirked. "That was great! We totally pulled it off! And she has a boyfriend. I mean, sure, it's my worst enemy she's dating, and I don't know how she could possibly get over me with Numbuh Four as a boyfriend, but still! She'll leave me alone now!"

She sighed. He knew nothing about love. "I'm afraid that's not true," she said.

"What? What do you mean?"

She looked straight into his eyes and took his hands. "Lou, didn't you see? That boy isn't her boyfriend! She's doing exactly what we're doing!"

"She is?"

"Yes! She thinks that if she pretends that she has a boyfriend it'll make you jealous, just like what we're trying to do! She's trying to win your heart with jealousy! The only difference is that you're not jealous of her, but she's jealous of you!"

"She is?" He was surprised. "She's jealous of me?"

"YES!"

The Toiletnator thought for a moment, then brightened. "Well then, my plan worked! She won't bother me anymore!"

Heart Break put her face in her hands. He is such A MORON! "Yes, she will. You see, when a girl really really really loves a guy, she'll do anything to get him. She's not gonna give up until she wins your heart, including Kuki. What you need to do is show her that you're taken, and that you have absolutely, positively NO INTEREST in her. And here's how you're gonna do it..."

Numbuh Three was staring out the window, lost in thought. Her hands were cradling her face, her elbows leaning on the window sill. He has a girlfriend? The Toiletnator has a girlfriend? When did this happen? How long? How could I be so stupid! I'll never be anything compared to this Connie girl! My fake-boyfriend plan won't even work now...What am I gonna do now?

Numbuh Four was sitting next to her, looking at her with concern. Man, she's really depressed, he thought sadly. If there was one thing he hated, it was a sad Kuki. It broke his heart. "Um, Kuki?" he managed to say.

"Yeah?" she answered, her voice low. She sounded like she was going to cry soon.

"Are...you okay?"

"No Numbuh Four, I'm not. I mean, now what am I gonna do? The Toiletnator has a girlfriend! A perfect one! I mean, she's nice, cool, and pretty! I could tell by just looking at her! Who can compete with that! Not to mention they looked totally happy together! I mean, didn't you see them, laughing and oggling over each other?" She sighed, and a tears brimmed in her eyes. "He'll never like me like I like him...I'll never be as cool or nice are pretty as she is..."

This startled Numbuh Four. "What are you talking about?!? You are TOTALLY cool, nice, and pretty! Cooler, nicer, and prettier then Connie, in fact! You could win anybody's heart! Trust me! Don't talk that way! Besides, you've got me, and Numbuh 1 and Numbuh 2 and Numbuh 5! We're your best friends! We're here for you! And we're gonna be there for you no matter what! And..." he put his hand on her shoulder. "We're gonna keep helpin' ya until you have the Toiletnator at your feet, beggin' for mercy! Believe it!"

He was gasping for breath. Man, that was one long speech! I hardly breathed! He glanced at Numbuh Three and saw a huge smile on her face, her eyes shining. "You...You would do that...for me?" she half whispered.

"Not just me, but Numbuhs 1, 2, and 5 too," he assured her, eyes shining back at her.

"Thank you." She wrapped him in a warm hug, and he did the indescribable...

He hugged her back.

"You're welcome..."

A few rows behind them, Numbuh Five's head was peaking out of her seat, Numbuh Two next to her. "Heh heh, lemme tell you somethin', Numbuh Two, that boy's got it bad," Numbuh Five said to him. "In fact, they're huggin' each other right now."

"They are? Oh, lemme see! Lemme see!" Numbuh Two shoved Numbuh Five out of the way and glanced at the aussie and the green-sleeved girl hugging. He laughed. "Go Numbuh Four, woohoo!" he said slyly, but not lot enough for them to hear. Numbuh Five laughed with him. "I know, right? He ain't gonna give up even when Numbuh 3 got her eyes on someone else!"

"Yeah, although, I still wanna know why she would fall for the Toiletnator. I mean, c'mon!" His arms were out in front of him for emphasis. "I mean, I know you guys think it's weird that I have a thing for Cree, but this...This is insane."

Numbuh Five crossed her arms and let out a huff. "What's so special about my sister anyway?" she asked him, annoyed.

"Well, she's gorgeous!" he answered, smiling, going into Hoagie-land where Cree was his princess and he was her knight in shining armor.

Numbuh Five took her hat off and whacked him. "Fool! Beauty isn't the only thing a girl has you know! What about the inside?" She wacked him again. "Huh? What about that? Huh? HUH?!?!?" She wacked him repeatedly.

"OW!!!! Why do you care anyway, Abby?!?!?" he asked in pain.

She froze. Did he just call Numbuh Five Abby? she thought. She crossed her arms again. "Numbuh Five doesn't care about you likin' Cree. She just don't like it when guys only care about a girl's beauty, that's all."

"Oh...Sorry..."

"S'all right."

They sat in silence for the rest of the ride.

Well, there you have it! I promise the next chapter will include Heart Break and Toiletnator's plan in it! And I'm sorry for all you 1/5 fans, but I'm a 2/5 fan. Hope you'll still read it! To be honest, I have no idea what Heart Break's and Toiletnator's plan will be, but I'll figure it out! I'll try to have the next chapter up soon! And Heart Break will also try to ruin Toiletnator's life in the future too. So please, read and review and stay tuned!

Numbuh 1: Hmph.

Me: What?

Numbuh 1: I wasn't in the chapter very much.

Me: Oh, I'm sorry! I'll put you more in the next chapter, okay?

Numbuh 1: Really?

Me: Of course!

Numbuh 1: Thanks!

Heh heh, I've always wanted to do one of those... -