IN VIKTOR'S LABORA- *voice breaks* sorry… one second. *drinks water* LABORATORY
"…and then Syndra kidnapped me. She took me to her castle so that I could "satisfy her desires"."
"Uhu…" Viktor replied only half listening, his robotic voice showing signs of boredom. Having sat down in a large armchair as he watched Singed pace up and down his laboratory.
"And, believe it or not, Janna came to save me. We barely managed to escape but in the end we did… well I wouldn't be here either wise."
Viktor rubbed his eyes and groaned.
"But now I have a date with Janna, since I owed her for saving me." Singed finished crossing his arms.
Viktor looked at him for a moment before he cleared his throat. "So where is the problem? You have a meeting with another fleshbag, preparations for mating."
Singed let out a frustrated sigh. "I do not wish to attend this meeting! I have no interest in such things."
"Why bother then? Just don't go." Viktor replied somewhat annoyed about the chemist's presence.
Singed shook his head. "That'd be the easiest but she would be furious and you don't wish to encounter Janna when she's furious."
Viktor rolled his eyes and sighed. "How about you bring her here? I'll turn her into a machine and then you won't have to bother with her."
Singed tapped his chin. "Oh- that sounds incredibly interesting… though the League would have our heads for it."
"What a shame…" Viktor thought for a moment, his third arm scratching his chin. "Well you could always-"
The door to Viktor's lab burst open and Jayce stormed into the room holding a remote like device in his hand. "Ha! Ha! The time has come Viktor! Take your last breath!"
Viktor stared at the man and facepalmed. "Jayce, let us not start this again."
"Say goodbye Viktor!" He pointed the device at the Machine Herald and pressed the large red button atop it.
Viktor simply sat there staring at Jayce, waiting. "So uhhh- is anything supposed to happen?"
Jayce pressed the button again. "Well… uhhhh-"
"Do you even know what that device is supposed to accomplish?"
Jayce lowered the remote and scratched his neck awkwardly. "Not really…"
Viktor stood up and glared at Jayce. "I will ask you nicely Jayce. Leave my laborato-" The glow in Viktor's eyes faded away. He stood completely motionless for a second before he fell back into the armchair.
Singed stared at Viktor before he poked his face. "I think he's dead…"
Jayce looked at the remote. "Uh- yeah! Exactly what it was supposed to do!"
"SYSTEM-REEBOOTING—OVERRIDE-COMPLETE" Viktor's eyes began to glow again. He looked around the room and slowly stood up.
"Uhhhh- Viktor?" Singed watched the Machine Herald slowly walk over to him.
Viktor grabbed one of Singed's hands and leaned closer to his face. "Let me improve you so that we may lead the Glorious Evolution together. Be at my side as my other half, the love I tried to suppress through augmentations."
Singed stared at Viktor for about a minute, the room becoming dead silent until he raised his voice. "What the actual fuck?"
AN: Whoa! Yeah! I'm back! From…nothing really. I was A: real fucking lazy and B: just didn't feel creative. BUT NOW IT'S TIME TO GET YOUR TITTIES EXCITED AND GRAB SOME POCORN! Jk, I simply came up with this and I'M not sure exactly how to continue. But leave it to me, I'll figure it out!
Bacon out.