Me: Forgot to say: Everything in this fanfiction is pre-typed, in case you haven't noticed me updating so fast. So there, I'm done.

Sin and Natsuma: KICK SOME ASS, YOU GUYS!!

Everyone: YOU GOT IT!!

Chapter Nine

"Son of a bitch," Hinata swore. Everyone gaped at her.

"H-Hinata-tenshi, what the--," Naruto began.

"That son of a bitch is torturing poor Lee!! He's torturing him for information on where we are right now." Upon hearing this, Kenisha ran up to Hinata.

"W-What?! Hinata-nee-chan, is Lee-koishi still there? Is he alive? Is he--"

"He won't be alive for long from what I'm seeing," Neji interjected.

"That mace is stuck in him real good." Yamato limped toward Kenisha and tried to put an arm over her shoulder, but Kenisha smacked it away. Tears were in her eyes when she turned to face her cousin-in-law. "This is pretty much all your fault!!"

"My fault," he inquired.

"Yeah, your fault! If you hadn't gotten screwed over by the Tsuchikage in the first place, none of this would have happened--"

"You know full well that he screwed all of us over; our whole fuckin' family!!"

"You're part of the ANBU; you were the only one along with Sai and the rest of your squad that could've defeated him!! But you just had to let Sai go all "recon" mode, didn't you? Now he's dead and his child is going to grow up without a father!!" Yamamoto opened his mouth to respond, but nothing came out. He had said that Sai should go first, and when he heard screaming he thought that it was just Sai playing a sick trick on them like he always did. But now Ino has to be a widow.

"But now, look at what's happening now!! My fiancée is dying in that hell of a place because we came in to stop the war and had to save the supposed "hero" of said war, even though he just ran away and let his comrade die!!" With no one attempting to stop her, Kenisha ran towards the Tsuchikage's tower.

"Ah shit--Kenisha Daibakufu Kimochi get your ass back here!!" When she did not, Yamamoto sighed and faced the others, who were dumbstruck.

"I've got a hell of a lot of explaining to do, don't I?" Naruto nodded.

"Like hell, you do. Why didn't you tell us Kenisha's middle name was Daibakufu (Great Waterfall), and why didn't you tell us that it was your fault that Sai died?!"

"First off, I told Ino and I thought that she would tell you all about it, considering her love of gossip. I guess she didn't want it to get around that her husband's joking around was the cause of his death. Second, I didn't tell you that her middle name Daibakufu because she hates it when we said her full name in front of people she knows, because they laughed at it back in her old village." Yamato then realized that only Naruto, Katie, and Sasuke were listening; the others had gone after Kenisha.

"Ah...I was gonna get into our holiday stories too," Yamamoto yelled as they trailed after the others.

"Shut up for now; we've got lives to save!! Now hurry up," Naruto called from ahead. 'I hope that we're not to late; the asshole,' Yamato thought as the four of them hurried after their comrades.

"I can't see her anymore!! She's gone too far," Neji screamed, "She's gonna get herself killed!!" Emily couldn't take it.

"What the hell does she think she's doing?!!! What in the hell have you been teaching her?!" TenTen scowled.

"I guess you've got a short fuse when it comes to keeping your voice down, huh? SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!" With that, she went farther ahead, past Neji, and continued to the tower. After TenTen left, Neji rounded on Emily.

"What's with you? Seriously, you'd think by now you'd realize that TenTen-tenshi can't take people that can't shut up!" Emily laughed.

"Then how is she able to cope with Kenisha-nee-chan and be married you?" Neji didn't answer her, probably because he was talking to Katie about what Kenisha would probably do in this type of situation.(Me: aka fiancée dying at the hands of someone who annihilated your clan and is after you so you need to kill that someone and get your fiancée back. TenTen: Damn, hell if I know!!)

"So you seriously think that she's gonna get super pissed, burst into wherever they are, use some badass jutsu to kick his ass, and then get to the next level with Lee right on the spot? Sorry, but you're a little off on Kenisha's personality. You were to busy crying over your husband when they woke up realizing that we knew what they did at the hot springs. She hid in his chest. She hid there until you screamed that Yamamoto was gone." Katie nodded her head.

"I guess you're right. But if she gets him somewhere safe and somehow heals his injuries, they're gonna have "We stopped the war and we're gonna get married" sex. And I'm not sure you want to see that."

Neji gasped and relayed TenTen the information. TenTen gasped as well. "We've got to stop them!!"

"Lee-koishi, where are you?! I'm here, don't worry! Lee-koishi?!" Kenisha was running through the darkened hallways of the Tsuchikage's tower.

"Kenisha-chan, get your ass back here!!" The others had caught up with her.

"No way, Yamamoto! Don't make me hurt you!" Yamato scoffed.

"I should be saying that!" He ran after her, but Kenisha just seemed to melt into the darkness. Neji, TenTen, Hinata, and the rest were behind her, but slowing down.

"Stop running, you ass, this is Genjutsu!!" Naruto was immobilized by tendons of stone. "Release!" It was falling away, but none of them had said anything.

"Nii-san..." Yamato's eyes widened.

"Sai-san?!! You always called me "Nii-san"...It is you!!" Sure enough, as soon as Neji and TenTen turned around, he was there. But it wasn't the Sai they used to know. He was dressed in different clothes: no more short shirt and hair; an assassin's suit took its place, along with longer hair.

"Holy shit... I thought you were tortured to death by that bastard!! How'd you get out?!" Sai poked Yamato's forehead and smiled.

"Easy--I used an Ink Clone and ran to find you guys. But when I came back, you all were gone. Besides, I have a dick, unlike Neji." TenTen rounded on him.

"Don't diss husband's enormous cock; I like it very much. So I'd advise you stop before Neji-kioshi kills you." She gestured at a fuming Neji behind her.

"How long is it gonna take to get Bushy-Brow, huh?! Get your asses moving!!" Naruto called from down the hall.

"You bastard, where have you hidden my fiancée?! ANSWER ME!!!" It was Kenisha, opening door after door, until she reached a large door labeled "Royal Quarters."

"He's got to be in here!!" She busted it open to face a volley of needles.

"Ah shit…" Katanas raised, Kenisha rushed through the storm and ended up in front of: yet another door, this time labeled "Restroom: Out of Order due to mass break-in."

'Yes, I'm close,' Kenisha thought. She headed in the direction that the group went in and found the torture chamber. Remnants of their colossal battle still remained. "Lee-koishi..." She headed towards a certain crater and examined it. It was where Lee had opened the seventh gate: the gate of shock. She arose from her thoughts when she heard an all too familiar scream through the wall.

"ARRRGGGHHHHH!!"

"LEE-KOISHI!! I'm here, I'm coming!!" she called, beating the wall. Kenisha did some handsigns and yelled, "Water Style: Water Bomb!!" The jutsu blew up a large portion of the tower and obliterated the wall between them, knocking the Tsuchikage back with cold water and Chakra.

"Impudent wench!! How did you get through my Genjutsu?"

Kenisha blinked. "Genjutsu? I didn't notice any...either there wasn't any or you're pretty shitty in that area. Though it wouldn't surprise me in the slightest…" A vein popped in the Tsuchikage's head.

"S-Shut up!! I'm the most powerful man in this village, and soon to be the rest of the 5 Great Shinobi Villages!!!" Kenisha fell into offensive position.

"Enough small talk; Lee-koishi is coming with me, and you can't stop me!" She looked over at her fallen fiancée. He was bleeding everywhere and his gut was torn open with little rock particles clinging to the dying flesh. Lee's long black bangs shielded his eyes from view, but Kenisha knew he was knocked out cold. His chest was barely raising up high enough to let his lungs receive air, so she suspected he had some broken ribs. The place where the mace plowed into his arm was a mess of metal, flesh and blood. She couldn't bear to look at it.

"Lee-koishi…..I should've tried harder to stop you….." Kenisha kneeled down to kiss Lee's lips, but she saw that they were cracked and bleeding, as if someone had left him in the coldest place on Earth for hours. So she kissed his cheek instead. It was cold when she pressed her lips to it. The Tsuchikage laughed as she tried desperately to revive him with her touch.

"It's no use; your little lover is probably at Death's doorstep as we speak. He wouldn't be able to feel your touch if it were the flames that burned him as he stepped into Hell." Kenisha glared up at him, trying to kill him with her look; her eyes grew similar to Hokkaido's again.

"Then you're dead wrong. He will always have my touch and my warmth with him everywhere he goes." Kenisha looked down at her ring. The rain drop diamond was still glinting in the faint light. She could make out the words on the inside of it as she took it off. Kenisha smiled at Lee, and then at the Tsuchikage.

"Because his love for me is as eternal as a rain drop falling at the end of a thunderstorm as the Sun peaks over the dark clouds; never ending. He told me that in his vows, and those words are engraved in the ring that binds his vows." The Tsuchikage chuckled at her words.

"So that's all? I thought you'd prepare some big speech like he did while he was running on his last breath. He kept saying that "No matter what happens to me, my love for her will never cease. And because of that love I will continue to fight. I will fight for my village, my friends, my love, AND MY CHILD!!" It made me gag. But now he won't do much talking now will he?" Kenisha got up and fell back into her offensive stance.

"He will when I kick your wrinkled, old, dick-sucking ass!!"

He laughed. "Try it, you short little bitch!!!"

Kenisha laughed too. "Damn, you're thick. YOU DON'T MESS WITH MY SIZE OR MY FIANCEE!! SO MY WATER WILL EXPLAIN IT TO YOUR ASS IT FREEZES YOUR NERVES!!!" 'But I can't use any water jutsu right now,' Kenisha thought to herself. She jumped at him and went into a flurry of Taijutsu combinations, but he dodged every one.

"This was the same- underhanded--style of combat that your worthless shell of a man used!! I've studied that much of what he does and have you all figured out!!" He swiped at Kenisha, but she jumped back.

"You're always forgetting that one small thing, Mr. Dickhead…" A vein popped in the Tsuchikage's head again.

"And….what could that be?" Kenisha sighed. She felt her Chakra grow within her and felt confident enough to gloat in the old man's face.

"I'm the one that can use the water jutsu and I have the Rain Dance Katanas--Water is Earth's greatest weakness. And I'm not sure that many men survive getting pierced through the heart with an ice covered katana You picked the wrong bitch's fiancée, you asshole!!" She did a flurry of handsigns and declared," Water Style: dance of the Malice of the Crescent Waterfall--"

"Not so fast, Kenisha-chibi!!"

A blast of wind blew into the room and blinded her. In front of her stood Hermione and Itachi, who stood in offensive positions, defending the Tsuchikage.

"HOLY SHIT, NOT--" Itachi grabbed Kenisha's neck and pushed her up against the wall.

"Mangekyou Sharingan!!"

Inside the Sharingan World

"Where the hell did you take me, Itachi-teme??!!!" Kenisha was standing alone in a red and black world. There was blood everywhere, of whom she didn't know. She felt the ground shake underneath her feet and she was in the Tsuchikage's torture chamber; the place where they fought and the last place she saw Lee.

The remnants of their battles were detailed perfectly, as if Itachi had taken them from her mind. Then she saw his eyes in the wall.

"You will be here for 96 hours." Itachi's voice resounded throughout the blood red world. "Your time starts now….."

Then his eyes disappeared, leaving Kenisha all alone again. Then beside her, she saw herself and Lee. The two were smiling, laughing happily. Kenisha smiled slightly at the sight but then remembered that Lee was actually in intense pain, being tortured at the Tsuchikage's feet. Because she couldn't stop him from fighting the one who took away almost everything from her.

As soon as that realization passed through her mind, the two people beside her turned into herself pleading with Lee; trying to keep him with her.

"Kenisha-tenshi, sayonara….." Kenisha saw the pain in Lee's eyes, and then realized that Lee was crying as he pried himself away from the one he loved; the one that holds his child; the one that loved him and needed him even more than he needed her.

"No Lee-koishi!! I won't be able to survive without you with me. You need to stay with us; with me!! Don't you remember your promise? And the vows that you said to me when we decided to get married? And the vows I said to you?! DO YOU EVEN CARE??!!!" The Kenisha next to Lee was shaking him now, twisting her arms around his neck as she held him as close to her as she could. Yet Lee still slipped out of her grasp, like smoke in her hands.

"I do care, Kenisha-tenshi, that's why I must do this. Yakusoku wa oboete iru no, Kenisha-tenshi. Wasurete ima nai no. But because of those vows that I made, must leave you. Gomen nasai…." Kenisha ran to them and pleaded with the Lee in front of her along with herself.

"Iie, Lee-kioshi!! You can't!! You don't know what you're going to do to yourself!!! You don't know what you're going to do to me!!!" Lee left her arms and began to turn around to the Tsuchikage, who had just appeared a few yards in front of the three.

"Wagarimasen!!!! DOUSHITE?!!" The other Kenisha disappeared, leaving the real Kenisha there to cry for her fiancée as he walked to his demise.

The world flashed forward and stopped at the part when Lee dodged one of the Tsuchikage's attacks, giving the Tsuchikage the chance to stab him through the gut with his Stalactite Impalement jutsu.

"ARRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! KENISHA-TENSHI, MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!"

"Gomen Nasai…but I can't…..I can't……" She looked away as more tears slid down her face.

Kenisha looked into his eyes again and they held malice. Anger. They were staring right at her. Then, Lee began to speak as his blood dripped down the earth spike.

"I did this for you. I DID THIS FOR YOU; I DID THIS FOR US!!!!!"

"LEE-KIOSHI, YAMETE!!! IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!"

"YES IT IS!!! BECAUSE YOU TRIED TO LOVE AGAIN; BECAUSE YOU TRIED TO STOP ME!!!!!! AND LOOK WHERE IT HAS ME!!!! COLD AND DYING UPON A SUMMONED SPIKE BY THE ONE THAT HAS NOW ANIHILATED EVERYTHING YOU LOVE!!!!! ITAMI NO NAI DAROO, IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU!!!!!! NEITHER WOULD THEY; LOOK AROUND YOU!!!"

Kenisha looked around her and saw the bodies of everyone else in her life all around her: TenTen, stabbed in the heart with her own katana; Neji, his eyes clawed out, blood flowing freely down his head; Emily and Sasuke, both dead under the ground, only their bloodied hands raised above the ground, still grasping for the surface and their children; Katie, Yamamoto and Sai, the men in front of Katie, shielding her even in death, which was when they all were sliced through with Hermione's wind jutsu; Hinata and Naruto, who had gone full Kyuubi, committing suicide when he saw Hinata's body go pure white as she lay dead in his arms.

"ITACHI-TEME, GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!!!"

Kenisha held her head in her hands, hoping that he wouldn't make her remember her clan. But then his eyes came back, and she knew that it was to come.

"Now, are you ready to see your beloved family die in front of you again?" Itachi's eyes disappeared, leading her back to her home village: Soragakure.

"NO….no….. ITACHI-TEME, NOT THIS, ONEGAI--"

"No thank you, Kenisha-chibi. I want to make you suffer." All of the blood came back, this time she knew whose it was.

"NII-SAN DON'T GO OVER--" She was too late. She watched as her brother, her mother, and her father were slaughtered in front of her eyes by the Tsuchikage. So she did the only thing she knew how to do without feeling anymore sadness. She ran, she ran away from all pain and suffering.

"You can't run away from it, Kenisha-chibi……" Itachi's voice rang into the now black world again, but this time, Kenisha saw the owner of the voice. He was far away, but Kenisha knew that in seconds, she could kill him. So she ran to him, tears streaming down her face as she unsheathed her katanas, charging Chakra into them as she prepared to strike.

But Itachi was ready, and as soon as the blades came an inch from his face, he disappeared and reappeared behind her before she could tell where he was. When she did, he grabbed one of Chakra-powered katanas and stabbed it into Kenisha's side.

"Time's up," he said, and the blood red and black world was lifted as Kenisha's eyes closed.

In the Real World

"You...bastard...'Gomen nasai, Lee-koishi. I tried...' were her last thoughts as she fell unconscious. She slid down the wall and the back of her hand fell into Lee's open palm. Their necklaces glowed at the touch, and Kenisha's head rolled onto Lee's bloody shoulder. The Tsuchikage got up and dusted himself off.

"What took you so damn long?" Itachi laughed.

"We had some fun on the way; the Kyuubi put up the most fight though." He pointed at the now visible Naruto, bound in chains, next to his comrades.

TenTen had a plan that she hoped would work. She twitched her ankle and a sharp blade protruded from her sandal.

"HERE YOU GO, BASTARD!!!" TenTen kicked up at the Tsuchikage, the blade aimed for his heart, but he slammed his forearm at her collarbone and she fell back to the stone ground. She coughed up blood.

"TENTE--" Neji got kicked in the side and was silenced. Itachi laughed as he coughed up blood as well.

"Good, good you did well. And now the real fun begins...!"

Natsuma woke up early int he morning and was surrounded by the people caring for him at the moment, namely Tsunade, Shizune, Sakura, Ino, and Sin. His eyes hurt terribly, and Sin had put a cold cloth over them, turning it over so the cold side was on his eyes.

"What happened to me," he asked and before the adults could answer, Sin burst,

"You used Mommy and Daddy's jutsu, thats what happened," Sin said, flustered.

"What did you see, Natsuma?" Tsunade gave him a soft look. "I know you saw something when you casted that jutsu, now I just want to know what. What did you see?"

Natsuma sighed and turned over. "I don't wanna tell you."

Tsunade blanched. "You're gonna tell me in a minute!! If you don't tell me what happened, I'm not gonna know, and that equals PAIN, little boy!!"

Natsuma flinched and Sin covered her ears. "Do you gotta yell soloud, Baa-chan?"

Tsunade took a deep breath and nodded to Sakura.

"Okay, sweetie, you need to tell Auntie Sakura what happened and what you saw okay," she said, smiling at the boy. He smiled back.

"Okay, Auntie. Well, first my eyes hurt real bad and I didn't know why, and then I saw a lot of stuffs..."

"What kind of stuff?"

"I saw a lots of trees, and a lots of big guys in black, and then I saw Mommy and Daddy kicking their asses-" Ino was about to scold him about his cursing but Shizune shushed her. "Then I saw...scary things..."

"What things?"

"I saw that man agained, this time not in my dreams...he was hurting Mommy's snakey..and then I saw Uncle Lee trying to fight the man by himself." Tsunade's eyes widened.

"He what? The idiot--"

"Shh!! I was talking. Anyway, Auntie Nisha wouldn't let him go, she said that she loved him and that he couldn't him or their chi...cho...chil..."

"Child," Sakura finished, then gave Tsunade and Shizune a worried look. Ino gasped.

"Yeah, that thingy. And then it went black and I heard Uncle Lee scream and Auntie Nisha yell "YAMETE!!" but then it went black again and I saw Uncle Sai and Uncle Yamato and Auntie Katie and Uncle Neji and Auntie TenTen and Uncle Naruto and Auntie Hinata tell Auntie Nisha to stop, but she wouldn't."

"WOWZERS, YOU SAW UNCLE SAI," Sin screamed, hugging her brother.

Ino just stood there, shocked. "Sai...-koishi? Hes alive?"

"Yeah Auntie Ino, and he was running after everyone else cuz they was gonna fight the bad man again. Then Auntie Nisha saw Uncle Lee, and he was bloddy and had holes in hims, so Auntie Nisha said "YOU DON'T MESS WITH YM SIZE OR MY FIANCEE!!" then she hit his face and kicked him and stuffs and then Uncle Itachi and Auntie Hermione came and Uncle Itachi did somethings with his eyes and Auntie Nisha fell down. Then that mean man got everybodies else and then I blacked out."

Tsunade gasped. "Holy shit...I shoudl've sent more ninja out there."

"Hell yeah, you should've."

Sakura sighed and turned to Sin and Natsuma. "Its time to go to bed, you two. Get going. Auntie Sakura, Baa-chan, Shizune, and Auntie Ino have gotta talk about stuff downstairs, okay?"

"ALRIGHTY, AUNTIE SAKURA!!!"

"Not so loud, Sin. Now get to bed."

"Okay."

When the kids were in their beds, Sakura closed the door and went downstairs where the others were sitting in the living room, drinking tea. They looked up when she entered. "We've got hell to deal with, don't we," she asked as she took a seat next to Ino.

"Yeah, and I don't know if we can get out of it," Tsunade said, taking another sip of tea.

Emily and Sasuke: WHILE THEY'RE SIPPING TEA IN KONOHA, WE'RE FIGHTING FOR OUR LIVES!!

TenTen and Neji: No kidding!!

Katie and Yamato: We know...

Naruto and Hinata: Dammit, that fucking asshole tied us up...

Sai: No, really?

Me: LEE-KOISHI!!

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