This chapter is Rated T (maybe M) because of the language, romance, smut, etc. Story is overall Rated T only certain chapters is it Rated M

WARNING: CONTAINS SLASH! LEAVE IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THAT SUBJECT!

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Chapter 9

After a long while of explaining to Vanellope about my teleporting and powers, dreams, and me being master-son-guardian thing, she finally understood…most of the time.

"Ok! So I know what you guys did when I fell asleep, but what did you and that big lug do when we locked ya in here?" Vanellope asked me.

I gulped. I can't tell Vanellope that me and Ralph did…that stuff. What should I tell her? Uh…..

"We played….chess." I quickly answered.

"Chess?…..You and Ralph played…chess?" She had a dull look on her face. I could tell that she didn't believe it.

"Yeah! It's over there." I pointed to my desk.

Before she could look at it, I mentally pictured the chess set we had in the cabinet in the game room. Teleport! When she looked over to where I pointing, the 0's and 1's just made themselves into the chess set.

"Ok! Ok! I believe ya!" Vanellope glitched onto the blanket. "Well? Are you going to get up or not?" She asked.

"NO!" Ralph and I said in unison.

"Why?" Vanellope was wondering why we were acting so weird. She gripped the blanket getting ready to pull it off.

"Vanellope! To the stairs! NOW!" I snapped my fingers, and my teleporting powers did their magic. She forcefully glitched out of the room and onto the bottom step of the stairs, she started running up it.

"Felix! Give me your hammer!" I demanded. Felix obeyed and tossed me the magic hammer.

"Ralphy, hold still." I told him as I hit his stomach with the hammer, 'fixing' his naked problem by popping clothes on him.

"Ralphy?" Felix laughed. Ralph blushed.

"Shut up Felix!" I grumbled as I hit myself with the hammer, clothes appearing onto my body. Hmmm…stylish clothes too. It's my kind of style.

"Golly…I'm sorry. Just never heard someone call Ralph that." Felix said.

"No, I'm sorry for rudely saying that. Thank you for your help." I tossed him back his hammer.

"Ooooh Ralph. You found someone with manners. This one's a keeper!" Felix smiled and crossed his arms, looking at the couple with an approving gaze.

Vanellope opened the door. "I KNEW IT! RALPH ACTUALLY DID HAVE A CRUSH ON MICHAEL!" Vanellope danced around, celebrating that she was right.

"Were you guys being lovey-dovey when we locked you in here?" Vanellope smirked as she glitched onto the bed, pulled the blankets off and stared at us with big eyes.

"I told you! We were playing chess!" I told her confidently enough.

"No you weren't! I know Ralph, he too much of a brainfart to play chess!" Vanellope giggled.

Brainfart? Ralph thought at Vanellope's comment.

"Ralphy is not a brainfart!" I crossed my arms for a few seconds before I realized my mistake. I face palmed myself.

"RALPHY!? YOU ARE SO A COUPLE! DID YOU MAKE OUT YET?!" Vanellope shouted.

"Keep your voice down!" I grunted.

Vanellope could feel my irritation. "Sorry….but did you guys make out yet?"

"Yes." Ralph answered

I looked at Ralph, astounded. "Why did you tell her?"

"She might as well know now. I mean since we're human, we can now age, but look at that kid!" Ralph pointed at Vanellope's pleading, yet really excited face.

"Fine. We'll tell you everything, but that's if you ask the questions, we're just giving the answers agreed?" I asked her.

"Agreed! YAY!" Vanellope was jumping up and down on my mattress.

"Agreed?" I looked towards Ralph.

Ralph sighed. "Agreed…"

"Ask away Vanellope!"

"So are you guys an official couple?" Was Vanellope's first question.

"Yes!" I answered, as I reached for Ralph's hand. He grabbed it and we held hands, right in front of Vanellope.

"AHH! YOU GUYS ARE HOLDING HANDS! HOW CUTE! Ok ok ok ok. Have you guys said I love you yet?" For some odd reason, Vanellope said the "I love you" part in a deep voice, probably trying to imitate Ralph or something.

Ralph answered this one. "Yea! I mean of course we have and we're gonna say it to each other a lot of times." Ralph tapped my nose.

"AWHHHH! Alright last question! What did you guys do in this room? Honestly! I want to know!" Vanellope sat on my lap and used her puppy dog face.

"Um….We uh…" I was becoming very nervous.

"We gave each other a blowjob, which is a part of sex." Ralph said, saving me from my question. But on the inside, I just died. How could Ralph do that!? Why did he tell her!? And why was he so blunt about it?! I thought as I repeated Ralph's answer in my head.

"Blowjob? Sex? What are those?" Vanellope wondered.

"Ralph, since you answered, you get to tell her what they are!" I shoved Ralph off the bed, and Vanellope glitched on top of him.

"Fine I'll tell her! Come on Vanellope! Let's go talk about this in private." Ralph stood up, scooped up Vanellope and slung her over his shoulder. He walked out of my bedroom and closed his door.

"Hmmmmm…." I hummed out loud.

"What is it Michael?" Felix asked.

"What? Oh nothing. I was just thinking about my dream of the code of the world." I replied.

"That makes me wonder why he would show you that in the first place." Felix said.

"You know what? I think that-"

GONG! My vision changed. Everything was turning blue, and numbers started to appear. I could see everything, people moving, and what's around me, like how my normal eyes would function, but now I could see that everything was made of strings of digits.

Felix could see in Michael's pupil that instead of black, it was blue and there were small, faint, numbers. "Are you ok there?"

"Felix, I think I can see the code of everything now! THIS IS SO COOL! That means I could change, create, delete, and do a bunch more with the codes. Is this one of my powers?" I said as I kept looking around.

"Obviously, since no one else could do what you're doing right now." Felix said back.

"Let's see what I could do with you." I looked over to Felix and an interface popped up. I saw a box in the interface that said 'Character Model'.

"Character Model hmmm?" I rubbed my chin.

"Michael? What are you doing? It sounds-" Before Felix could finish his sentence, I thought of Ralph and created a Wreck-It Ralph model for him. I selected it. All of a sudden the digits started to rearrange itself into a new structure that looked like Ralph.

"AHHHH!" Felix screamed.

I blinked and when I opened my eyes, I saw everything normal again, no codes, but what I did see surprised the heck out of me! What I saw was Felix in red overalls, HUGE fists, no shoes, and this time, you can actually see Felix's hair because of the absence of his hat.

"WHY DO I LOOK LIKE RALPH!?" Felix was panicking.

"I changed your code, just trying things out." I snickered at Felix's new appearance; he actually looked good in it.

"CHANGE ME BACK! I DON'T WANT TO BE WRECK-IT FELIX!" Felix was furious. Flapping his enlarged hands up and down.

"Alright, alright gosh!" I blinked again, and the code reappeared. I think I got the hang of how to see the codes now. I thought as I pulled up Felix's interface. I tapped the 'Character Model' box and selected his default 'Fix-It Felix Jr.' model. His code was changed back into its original position.

"Thank you very much!" Felix said as I switched back into the real world vision mode. "That's one powerful ability!"

"I know!" I smirked. "I think I'll know what to do next…"

"Michael? What are you planning to do?" Felix asked me.

"You'll see…" I answered back as I walked towards the door and slowly opened it. Ralph and Vanellope were sitting on the couch in the loft, talking.

On the couch

"Vanellope, sex is something you do when you love someone." Ralph stated.

"Like kissing?" Vanellope still didn't know.

"That's one part, but there's more." Ralph replied.

"Like?" Vanellope wanted to know more now.

"Um…. You know what a girl and boy's private parts are right?" Ralph asked.

"Uh..DUH! I think everyone knows about their bodies."

"Well…A blowjob is when you put a guy's private parts in your mouth and pretends it's something like...candy! Sex is when a guy takes his private parts and puts them into a girl's private parts." Ralph said as clearly as he could make it.

Vanellope eyes were wide open now. Vanellope gagged a bit. "THEY DO WHAT?! EWWW THAT SO GROSS!" Vanellope then realized something. "Wait! Michael's not a girl, so how do you guys have…sex?"

Ralph rubbed his arm, and blushed darkly. Vanellope noticed how embarrassed Ralph was, but she didn't care because she still wanted an answer.

"Well…..I stick my private part in his…butt." Ralph awed and smiled, fantasizing when he'll do that.

Vanellope on the other hand was now grossed out more than ever. She looked like she was going to vurp (vomit and a burp). "THAT'S SUPER GROSS! AND YOU LOVE DOING THAT!?"

"Well I haven't done it to him yet, but I will love it!" Ralph grinned.

Ralph and Vanellope got up and walked towards my bedroom. Ralph looked happy, while Vanellope looked frightened.

Back with Michael

I blinked to see the codes again. I hovered my eyes over Ralph and pulled up his interface. I touched a box that said 'behavior' and changed the bad guy level from being 25%, to 75%. The code started to move around and I got out of code mode. I saw Ralph move his neck side to side, cracking it. Let's see how mean Ralph can be with us. Ralph came into the room, and changed from a happy expression, to an angry one. He walked through the door, but stopped Vanellope from entering.

"You stay out here." Ralph said, calmly.

"Why?" Vanellope whined.

"Because I said so!" Ralph coldly told her.

Vanellope froze up and stayed outside the door.

"FELIX!" Felix jumped back a bit. "Watch Vanellope, lock the door, and stay out!" He ordered.

Felix put his head down and walked out. Then he shut the door and locked it by hitting it with his golden hammer.

I broke the awkwardness "Um…I can manipulate the codes now."

Ralph maliciously smiled as he turned to look at me. "Make it where you can see what's on the other side of the room, but no one can see what's on the inside."

"I-I'll try. But why?"

"Just do it!" Ralph yelled.

I did as I was told and went back into the codes. I changed the transparency of the on the interface and added in a one way glass mode in the code. The whole wall's code was changing and replacing and rearranging. My real world vision came back and I could see Vanellope and Felix on the other side of the door. I could also see the front outside of our house. Lastly, I could see my brother's room and the living room. Vanellope and Felix were just sitting on the floor, eating chips. Vanellope must've glitched those up here from the pantry. I used my code powers to add in a small television code in front of them. A small T.V. appeared on the floor and boy, was Vanellope excited to do something other than sit and eat. I looked at Ralph who saw what I did with the wall. He was impressed, but he still wore the evil smile. Ralph slowly walked towards me.

"Ralph? You're kind of scaring me…" I was really worried. What have I done? Is this related to his bad guy level?

Ralph grasped my neck and lifted me up, choking me. I gasped for air and scratched at Ralph's hands and arms, but it was no use. He threw me down on the bed, back first. Ralph was on his knees on the bed, he was over me, looking down at me and chuckled as I struggled for air, inhaling and exhaling deeply. He pinned my arms down to the bed and leaned down to my ear.

"All that talk to Vanellope about sex really got me going. I'm really horny, and you don't know how much you turn me on, especially right now. You're going to me feel good today, whether you like it or not."

*I DO NOT OWN WRECK-IT RALPH, ITS CHARACTERS, ETC.*