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Friday at practice, a few minutes later...

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"Good luck," whispered Niou as he led Marui and Kirihara to the club room. "Break a leg..." he said to Marui, and Marui smiled, "literally!" Niou called to the closing door.

And maybe it was Niou's unlucky words that cursed Marui. Or maybe not.

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"Sit down," Mrs. Latnem ordered while busily writing in her pocketbook.

Marui shrugged. "No thank you. I feel like standing up."

"Sit down."

"I'll stand up."

"Sit down immediately."

"But don't you want me to save from eroding your seat because of the friction my bum provides?"

"Just sit down before I decide you fail the test."

Marui sat down. He wasn't going down without a fight...

"Here's part of your test." Ms. Latnem shoved a piece of paper under Marui's nose.

1. What would you rather have for breakfast?

a) A bagel with cheese, a yogurt, some juice.

b) A cupcake, a slice of cheese cake, some chocolate milk.

c) Buttered toast, omelette, some milk.

2. What would you rather drink?

a) Pepsi.

b) Sprite

c) Coke.

d) A Diet Coke, no sugar added please.

3. What do you rather do on your weekend?

a) Work out.

b) Pig out.

c) Eat out.

d) Stay out.

4. What do you think of your awesome coach, Ms. Latnem?

a) I'm so afraid of her! She's Satan!

b) She is the kindest person on earth.

c) She should go to heaven when she dies.

d) She is the worst person I've ever seen. I hope she gets mauled by vamps, run over by a truck, stabbed, burned, killed, boiled in a stew pot, shot, and hanged. She's not frightening at all.

This is the end of your test. Hand it to Ms. Latnem now.

Marui stared at the piece of paper ahead of him, remember, he thought to himself. You don't want to be like Kirihara.

"Hurry up!" said Ms. Latnem. "I haven't got all day."

When somebody says that when you're trying to do something hard, it isn't what you want to hear.

"You know," replied Marui, "I shouldn't even do this test. I mean, how many sheets of paper have you wasted just to provide me this opportunity? I am a tree-lover, you know." He placed his hand on his heart.

"Whatever," shrugged Ms. Latnem, rolling her eyes. Deep down she was also a tree-lover, but since the trees hated her and cringed from her evil touch, she had felt so broken-hearted that she couldn't care less now.

Marui sighed, and filled in a) for all of the questions (for questions 2&3 he filled in d), although he delightedly chose d) in the last question. He handed his test into Ms. Latnem proudly, expecting the worse.

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"You know that juice that Marui drank?" asked Jackal. "I hope it doesn't affect his IQ."

"Oh well," answered Niou. "I'm sure he'll be fine. By the way, shouldn't we have given that juice to Ms. Latnem? I would love to see her in Marui's state."

Yanagi sighed. "In fact, I would have given it to Ms. Latnem if only Marui hadn't been whining so badly that I just had to take it out since Sadaharu wanted me to test it for him. So I would like to state that it is all Marui's fault that Ms. Latnem couldn't die from a fatal stomach disease."

"Are you saying that Marui-kun might die from a fatal disease?" questioned Yagyuu.

But nobody heard him.

"Aw, that sucks!" wailed Niou. "Now Ms. Latnem can't die!"

Jackal acted more mature, however. "Anyways, Yanagi, do you still have other beverages that your friend...Inui, whatever his name is, makes? I'm sure we can give it another go."

Yanagi sighed again. "I'll try."

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"Here is the answer sheet," said Ms. Latnem. She passed Marui a piece of paper.

If you've chosen:

The correct answer is a), each answer worth 1 point. If you've chosen c) however, each question is worth 0.5 points.

If you've chosen d), then each response is worth 0 points. You suck.

EXTRA: If you chose d) for questions 3&2, THEN you may acquire 2 extra points for the 2 questions.

BONUS: If you chose a), b), or c), then you absolutely pass this test, since you get 5 more points. But if you've chosen d)...moo-ha-ha-ha-ha! You only get 1 point. But there will be evil consequences.

If you have gotten: 1-2/10(the most points possible), then you fail. Go die.

If you've gotten 3-4/10, then you still fail. Go die.

If you've gotten 4-5/10, then you STILL fail. Go die.

If you've gotten 6-10/10, then, Hm...I guess you've passed. But that doesn't mean you shouldn't go die.

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"Yay!" cheered Marui. "I got 6/10! I passed! No jail time for me!"

Ms. Latnem smirked. "Not so fast. Did you choose d) for the last question?"

"Yeah, so what?"

"Then you automatically fail."

Marui gaped at her in disbelief. "I passed the other questions!"

"Too bad."

"What?" shouted Marui. "This is so unfair! Go die."

"Go to jail." The security guards unlocked the jail door and threw him inside.

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"Where is Marui?" asked Jackal. "Unless..."

Ms. Latnem evil laughed. "You are right. He has failed his test, so he is now in jail. That's what cheaters deserve." She ticked something off on her clipboard. "Just a reminder, we shall be leaving for the field trip on Saturday morning, 10am. I expect you all to be there."

"Just a question..." started Yagyuu. "Who is next on the checklist?"

Ms. Latnem glanced at him. "I was getting to that," she declared. "'Apparently, it's Yanagi Renji. Since I believe you all are not responsible enough, so during the field trip I will be watching you all. You have until Tuesday to cure him. If not, consequences will be paid. Moo-ha-ha-ha-ha!"

As she left, she slipped on a orange peel and fell on her face. Same routine.

Niou whistled idly as he tucked a mysterious object in his pocket. "I didn't do anything," he declared. "Ms. Latnem is just stupid enough to actually fall."

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Kirihara beamed. "At least I've gotten a buddy now!"

Marui rolled his eyes and turned away. "Seriously. Not. Funny."

A/N: Hello everybody! Thanks for reviewing. We love reviews.

This chapter is sort of random and a little bit short. The next few chapters will come out really slowly, since I currently don't really know how to write the camp thing, but I'll figure it out eventually. Let's just hope soon.

We also understand that when 'time skip' shows it may not actually be a time skip, so instead I will say that 'time skip' is equal to 'space or time or place skip', do you guys prefer the time skip or a line? Tell us in your review (see you should review :D)

Just a little note, we have written another story, and it's called 'Shakespeare's Romance'. It's crack, but with some romance in it, feel free to check it out!

Also, this chapter might not be very good. Blame this stupid Chinese show that I just took a peek at on the TV. All the non-Chinese people were killing the Chinese people like knocking down dominos. Then this random dude started crying over the body of his child, random eh? (Ahaha I'm so canadian XD)

Ugh~~~

By Noël and Chantal