Disclaimer: I do not own any Naruto
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How to Annoy Akatsuki
Pein
ask him about him and konan
ask him 24/7 about his piercings
tell him you know that he is not really the leader and use it against him
tell him you only take orders from the real leader and only do what Tobi says
make out with konan and tell him what a good kisser she is (works better if u r a girl)
as you walk by him yell quite trying to rape me in front of the other members (especially konan)
lock him in a closet with tobi on a sugar high
ask him what color his kids hair would be orange or blue?
tip off to the hokage where the secret base is
every time he makes it rain ask him he does it 'cause he's depressed
'accidently' mistake him for Ichigo
call him Ichigo every time you see him after that
ask him where he got his piercings and if you can get some too
tell the whole akatsuki stories of his secret past
start calling him by his real name
replace all his piercings with pink and purple flowers ones
keep coming up with new ideas for the akatsuki cloak (one that is pink and such)
come up with a whole new uniforms that no one likes
hide all his piercings
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A/N: AAHH!! running out of ideas. if anyone has any ideas for me they are welcome!