Marcoplier gives the camera a seemingly faked smile before he blurts, "Do you remember the Fairly Odd Parents? You probably do, because it's gotten quite the reputation right now."

"First it was a good tv show, then it got like a couple TV Movies made for it-they were good, nothing spectacular but hardly anything is-and then Nickelodeon started to milk it dry. They gave it more movies, which were all over the range of quality, some movies for the cinema, which were a hundred percent garbage, and now it's on it's 10th season."

"And you thought Spongebob had it bad."

"...He does, but FOP should also be recognized for how bad it's had it recently."

"If only cartoons could stop having easily expandable plots and start putting up story arcs with a definite beginning and end-oh wait."

"Anyway, I've talked for far longer than anybody would ever care to listen, so let's do a proper introduction."

"Hello everybody, my name is Marcoplier, and sorry for the incredibly long rant I just spout out, but for the sake of time let's focus at the game I got at hand." Marcoplier's screen turns into a small square screen to reveal the game's title screen. "Battle of the Futurebots! And the description says: magic and tech are together at last in the ultimate bot battle!"

"I thought magic and tech have always been together, I mean, how else can stuff like giant robots or function without magic? Magic is the answer to everything!"

"How has Mewni not fallen yet? Magic."

"Why does everybody ship me with my best friend? Magic."

"Wander Over Yonder not getting a third season? Bad luck, which is a type of magic...I think."

Marco presses start, skips the intro and starts building his robot. "Okay, so what should I give my robot? Well, he should have LAZERS!, be stupidly strong and be fast as fuck. That sounds like a robot that's gonna help me win the game!"

"It's not gonna last long, is it?" he asks as he finishes his robot and presses "ready".

He gets a quick explanation of how to control his robot, and he's particularly shocked. "Why would you give me a laser attack if I can't spam it like crazy?!" he shouts "What's the logic behind that?!"

"Anyway, let's get started."

The game begins by showing Marco the tower of 10 levels, with the 10th one having a picture of a brain. "I have to go through 10 levels to win the game?" whines the gamer before changing to a cheerful persona. "Good thing I can just edit away the times when I'm silent!"

(Later, at Level 5)

"Imma firin mah lazer!" yells Marcoplier as he presses the space bar.

The laser turns out to be very small and slow. "Wow, that laser's so overwhelming." he says sarcastically.

The laser still kills the robot's remaining health, winning the level. "It definitely was ovewhelming to him, hahaha!"

(Later again, at Level 7)

"I don't know why it took me so long to notice, but the ultimate bot showdown is practically the future version of Rock Em Sock Em Robots."

(Even later, at Level 9)

"You know what this game feels like? It feels like going through a boss rush, only instead of going through bosses that give you a fair bit of challenge, you're just going against mooks with health bars."

(Final Level)

"Okay, time to end this game, sorry that I had to cut out so much content everybody, but I simply had nothing to say in any of them."

And then the Big Brain speaks. "So, you made it past my guard robots! But, how many can you handle at once?"

The implication causes Marco's smirk to turn into a grimace. "Is there seriously going to be a mook rush inside this mook rush?" he utters in horror. "Please tell me there's not gonna be a mook rush inside this mook rush!"

And then it turns out to be two robots. "Oh, it's just two." after a short pause, Marco yells, "WELL, WHAT A WAY TO FUCK WITH MY EXPECTATIONS, GAME!"

Once he destroys the two robots, Cosmo and Wanda return to normal and the victory screen shows:

You did it!

Cosmo and Wanda are normal again!

"Oh come on, that's it?! I don't even get to fight the big brain himself?!" growls the gamer. "Well, I guess that makes sense, it would probably be even more anticlimactic than the one-against-two battle. But anyway...this game was a disappointment, it works just fine, but it's...underwhelming."

"Anyway, thank you guys so much for watching! Check out Exotos135 or SonicELITE's accounts for more content. If you wanna request me to play some other games, suggest on the reviews and comments below, and I'll see you...in the next fanfiction. Adios!"

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Marcoplier waits for the leaderboard to load. "Come on, baby, show me that I was at the top!" he pleads.

And then the leaderboard fails to load. "Dang it!"