Disclaimer: Not mine. JP's. I've gone over this A HUNDRED FREAKING TIMES!!!!
Not really
Meepisms: Yeah… I figured hey, let's let a two year get the ability to THROW ICE!!!
Staplemyfingy: trilogy? Maybe so… lol. My I'll get more reviews on the trilogy too! Lol.
xxApocolypsexx: You shouldn't ask questions that you know the answer to. OF COURSE IM CRAZY! Lol. Yeah, I guess I have to save the flock too…p.s: u and a whole lotta other people too.
Subee-luvs-fax: I figured that if any ppl who read this and like, blushed reading the word sex… I just laughed the entire time while writing it. Seriously, Iggy might do something like that. Lol. I mean, I was the only one who didn't laugh in health class when the teach said the word gynecologist twenty-million times. Props please!!! Lmao. Sorry, IM HYPER!!!
Mutantlover09: Oh do I have plans for them… (evil grin)
LancerX12: I agree. And I was right. Young luv sucks
I'll have some stupid chliche: You and whole lotta other people. Believe me.
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A/N—So… I finally got those ten reviews… lol. Took long enough. And I'm actually thinking that I'll listen to Flying Fisher and just… ackk!!!! Sorry. Just got water dumped on me1!!
Anywayz… my chapter's r gonna start comin' in a little slower cause it just got REALLY hot where I live and… I'm working on a tan. Lol. Gotta get that vitamin D ppl!!!
Alrighty… on with the next chapter… since u know… the last one wasn't really the last and all… dodges rotten tomatoes but hey! At least I didn't END it there! some slack, please.
READ A/N AT END OF CHAPTER!!! IMPORTANT!!!
Max POV
I sat stock still staring at the couch. Well that was some odd hundred dollars out the window. I turned my head in that slow, twilight- zone-ish way to look at Sylver. She had a little ice ball in her hand. She was grinning widely at anyone who was looking at her. She wound her arm back and threw. Another hole, in the next couch cushion, exploded. It was encrusted with little ice crystals.
Sylver looked up at me and squealed, "Ice!!!"
I turned to see Fang's reaction to all of this. His eyes were the sizes of saucers. No sound came out of his wide open mouth. Might wanna shut that, you'll catch flies. I wanted to say, but I was too overcome by the shock of what my two year old had just done.
Jeb was gawking at Sylver. "I had no idea…?" he mumbled.
My head whipped to face him. "About?" I prompted irritably. Mr. Know-It-All, I added in my head.
Jeb smirked. "I don't know everything," he told me. Damn it! "But I do know that when Sylver was…" he paused, turning bright red. "Conceived, you and Fang's… blood mixed which will probably cause her to have very powerful… powers." He explained hurriedly.
Iggy stared at Jeb. "You do know it's okay to say, 'the forbidden word'? I mean, you're older than us. It's easy. Just s—"
"Iggy," my voice was low and harsh. "Seriously. I think Jeb knows that sex isn't a curse. My God." Jeb must have turned bright pink but Ella and Mom didn't even stir.
Mom actually began to nod her head. She looked at Fang and I. "You guys are going to have a verypowerful child on your hands."
I looked at Fang, shrugging. "You up for it trouper?" I asked.
He looked at me, barely smiling. "Whatever." Yes, the old Fang still resurfaced at times.
I glanced around. Nudge's eyes looked ready to explode. The Gasman had just stepped out of his room and was gawking confusedly at the cou—remnants of the couch. Iggy was blinking repeatedly. Angel was looking at Sylver as though she were on show at a museum.
Oh joy.
"Mommy wah ice?" Sylver asked politely. She wound back her arm again and I leapt forward, catching her wrist. "No thank you sweetie," I crooned as gently as possible.
"Otay," she replied happily.
Fang POV
God help me. God help us. First of all, that was an expensive couch, and second, how did Sylver get her power at two? My, God.
TWO DAYS LATER
#&#$
"Hey Max," I called into the kitchen. She was helping Iggy bake cookies. She couldn't cook for crap but her cookies were heaven.
"What?" she replied irritably. I bit my lip.
"Uh… I'm going for a walk in the woods. Maybe get some wood to make a bon fire tonight. Kay?"
"Whatever," she called. I didn't want to know what was stuck up her butt.
&$&
I wandered aimlessly through the woods, kicking shrubbery out of my way, trying to make something worthy of being called a path. And then I heard the slight crunch of leaves. I whirled behind me to see a sneaker slip behind a tree.
I followed quietly, not knowing how much I would regret this.
And as soon as I saw it I felt like I was going to hurl.
Gazzy had Nudge pressed up against a tree, kissing her feverishly. I didn't want to know where his hands had disappeared to, but Nudges had settled on his chest and the back of his head.
I repeat: God help me.
Sprinting back to the house I wondered why I was so disgusted. Besides the fact of walking in on a game of Tongue Twister… I guess I should be happy for them. I flung open the door and Max snapped her head up from the book she was reading while the cookies were baking. The heavenly aroma was filling the whole house.
"Back so soon?" she asked me calmly. God. Girls and their mood swings.
"Talk about Tongue Town U-S-A!" I emphasized the letters of our country.
"What?" Max cried.
"The Gasman… and Nudge," I blurted. Max's eyes widened alarmingly and then she smiled. "What are you smiling at? You aren't scarred for life." I snapped bitterly.
"I'm just proud of them. It took us twice as long to figure it out." She responded.
"We weren't eating each other's tonsils when we first kissed!"
"So…" she was completely calm about this. "You tried to almost two years ago."
Max POV
Have you ever seen Fang blush? No... Wait… I guess not. But, by God, it was a hysterical sight!!!
I started to laugh until I felt arms around me and a very close Fang. I blinked blankly up at him. He had a vicious, playful look in his eyes. "Dare me to try again?" he growled.
"Get a room!" Iggy walked into the kitchen. "Either that or at least let me burn the cookies!"
I stepped away from Fang, sticking my tongue out at him and jabbing Iggy in the arm.
"I'm gonna go tell Angel that she and Bones can have fresh baked cookies if they get a speed on their relationship. Fang just caught Nudge and The Gasman eating each other's faces."
Iggy face twisted up. "Ew." Was all he said.
I laughed, going up the stairs. "I know." I was about to knock on Angel's door until I realized that it was halfway open, so I took a step forward…
And instantly regretted it.
Now I know how Fang feels.
Bones had Angel- no longer my baby- pressed up against her bedroom walls, his hands invisible. They were… eating each other's tonsils!
I resisted the urge to hurl and ran back downstairs. I sat down on the chair I had been earlier. "Nevermind," I squeaked.
Fang looked at my with a smirk on his face. "What now?"
"I just… saw how Tongue Twister… was played," I explained quietly.
Fang let out an unusually loud guffaw. "I knew it!"
Iggy was on the floor, clutching his stomach, laughing.
"You owe me ten bucks man," Fang said to Iggy. "Pay up."
I punched Fang in the shoulder which probably could've left a large bruise on a normal man, but Fang being a genetically scientifically hot- IGNORE THAT- hybrid, it only left a slight red mark.
"Ow," he complained, rubbing his arm. And when he removed his hand I realized it was swelling some. Oops.
"Aww- does wittw Fangy-Wangy need Maxie-poo to kiss his boo-boo all betta?" The color Fang's face turned made it totally worth it using baby talk.
Fang's eyes narrowed. I took off out of the kitchen and booked!
Of course Fang caught me, tripped me and stood over me once we were outside. I was helpless and honestly… I didn't care.
"Fang…" I warned.
He smirked.
Uh-oh.
I knew that look.
And it never ended well for me.
Iggy POV
After hearing that the rest of the Flock had a… what's the word? Oh well. Someone to kiss, I guess- now that everyone had someone, they couldn't complain about seeing me and Kayti or Max and Fang kiss.
Speaking of which…
Where did they go?
Kayti walked into the kitchen and put a half awake Sylver in her high chair. Jinx had his fingers through her belt loop and was chewing his thumb. Silently she picked up an already cooled cookie, cut it into four small pieces and gave them to Sylver. She gave two small ones to Jinx and watched him prance happily back to the room that he shared with Sylver, munching on the chocolaty goodness. (A/N- isn't that like, a commercial?)
Kayti walked, still silent, over to me and put her arms around my neck and just leaned on me.
"What's the matter?" I asked gently, beginning to forget all about the cookies that I was supposed to be watching.
"Just… tired. I think I'm coming down with something too."
"What's up?" I murmured, concerned.
"I've been sick, I've got a temperature, I'm sore all over and… holy sh…." She trailed off.
"What? What is it?"
"I haven't gotten my period," she whispered, horrified.
Somebody alert the media.
Somebody call CNN.
Somebody tell the newspapers.
My wife was pregnant—probably….
Again.
And don't go and blame me…
But maybe you should…
A/N- IPORTANT- SHOULD I MAKE A TRILOGY??? AND WHAT WOULD IT BE CALLED??? HAS TO HAVE THE WORD FAYTE IN IT!!!!
LMAO!!!!! HAAA!!! MWAHAHAHA!!! Talk about cliffy, eh?! Yeah, I figured- I forgot who said it to me- but they asked me why I didn't add more fax or kigginess?
So I did. :)
Lol
I'm kinda hyper, if u didn't notice.
Anyhoo… review!!!! Hope u liked this chappy. It was kinda random fun 4 me. And uh… in the last chapter, if u laughed during the iggy's little rant…
U can join the rest of the kids in my health class who did too when the health teacher did it, with a crazy dance around the room….
A VERY FREAKING HYPER CUZ SHES MELTING B-B-L!!!!!!!!!!!!