My Dear Sister!

Extreme Fourth-Wall Breaking

It was actually just a few moments after they got out of school. Alice, Julius and Hida were being friendly towards each other that they couldn't help but unconsciously created a geek club in the middle of Burger King. So random and scaring off people who had lives.

"...But Julius surely can sing. Especially Josh Groban's songs." Hida commented as she sucked her third soda.

"I was wondering if he could go and sing German's songs from Hetalia though," Alice grinned evilly. "It'll be like Japan trying to fit in during the October Fest,"

Julius sighed. "Please don't force me. Japan is my favorite character—you can say his my role-model." He gloomily looked down at his french fries. "I might have to commit seppuku if I taint his beautiful voice,"

The two girls flinched away from the gloomy teen.

"Oh," Hida nodded. "I kind of understand that too. I too will commit seppuku if I embarrass England. Though I can't help but sing...I think there's a guy from the private school whose voice is really similar to Noriaki Sugiyama..."

"Ooh! So Hida's favorite is England, huh?" Alice hummed, nodding. "I also love England, but I really love German. He's just so...normal it's almost ridiculous!" she laughed.

Hida and Julius stared at each other. They nodded and agreed to break the fourth wall.

"Alice, you're also so normal it's almost ridiculous."

"Right. So calm below the guns and swords in Wonderland."

Alice rolled her eyes. "Come on guys. Those are just the scripts. Let's talk about other things before Author kills us for breaking the fourth wall."

"See?" Hida sneered. "She's going to be best friends with German."

"Does that mean—Alice, is your favorite type of guy the ones like Italy?" Julius rarely voiced out his worry, as he said, his role model was Japan.

Alice choked. Her soda went to her nose.

"Wh—" she coughed and snatched for tissue. "What gave you that idea!? Why would I want a helpless idiot—even if he's cute...Well..." she blushed and glanced away. "I mean...if that's my destiny, then I'd have to go through with it with all my heart...I'd take care of him, of course..."

(Breaking the fourth wall again, we're implying about Pierce Villiers)

"Wait, what!? You said Pierce isn't going to appear in this fanfic!" Alice protested.

"Alice, calm down. Author never said that the pairings would be based on her favorite Hetalia Pairings..." Hida soothed her, and then hummed with a frown. "I mean, it can't be. If that's her base on pairing the characters, then that means Julius and I will be a couple, because she loves AsaKiku..."

Julius and Hida stared at each other.

"Haha, never,"

"How can you two just deny love so easily!?" Alice gasped in disbelief. "Author is like God, and she's like, so unpredictable! Don't underestimate love!"

"I'm not going to hear that from you," the two deadpanned.

(Right, Alice. No one's going to listen a lecture of love from a hopeless fujoshi.)

"The Author keeps breaking the fourth wall on her own," Julius said in concern. "Maybe the Hetalia Character will pop out in the Burger King..."

At the other corner of Burger King...

"Fucking!" Tony flinched.

"Ssh, Tony! Don't be so loud or they will hear!" America scolded his friend loudly. "And NOOO! YOU DROPPED MY BURGEEER!"

"America-san, please calm down. You're louder than Mr. Tony," Japan said in worry, and quickly hid his face behind McDonald's Happy Meal bag.

"Wait, we're in Burger King, right?" England twitched. "Why are you carrying that!?"

"Ah, America-san figured out that these American 'regular' portions would be too much for me," Japan sighed. "And Burger King doesn't have this kind of set, so he bought it for me,"

"Plus, I got this sugoi miniature of Iron Man," Japan's eyes gleamed as he pulled out the action figure. His eyes narrowed on something. "Wait a minute..."

"What is it?" America and England frowned in concern.

Japan sighed and facepalmed.

"It's said here it's...Made in China."

"...America..."

"Uh...I have no idea how the hell..."

Japan stood up in determination. "I can't believe I still have to get China-san's products even when I'm visiting America-san's house! I shall try and prove it by burning this on a stake!" he went out of Burger King.

"Wait! Japan! It's just a toy, not a witch!" England gasped and went to chase him.

America sighed and pulled out his phone. "Oi, China, I think Japan's blood pressure is going up again..."

"Yeah, he just got your stuff in my place, so..."

Alice frowned in distaste. "Goodness, these Americans are so loud. They can just keep their stuff on their own," she shrugged. "That guy is working up over some 'Made in China' stuff, can you believe it?"

Hida nodded seriously. "Yeah...It's really not a big deal. Almost everything in my home country is made in China," she sighed. "I wouldn't be surprised if my ancestor is Goku,"

Julius frowned. "Hida, Goku is from Japan,"

"Aiyaa! Who cares about Goku, aru?" the three just watched in shock as China began his another promotion. "Why don't you start watching Noku instead!? It's fantastic! It's my original, aru!"

"China-san!" Japan went back in angrily. "You go around promoting your original again—I swear..."

"Aiyaa, but Japan, I swear this is original, aru!"

~.X.~

Julius, Hida and Alice just sat there in the bus, still unable to process what just happened.

"What just happened." Alice finally said.

"The title is extreme fourth-wall breaking." Hida said.

"Extreme." Julius nodded.

"Fucking bitch." Tony nodded.

Hetalia by Himaruya Hidekaz.

I just. I don't know. Too much caffeine. You can say this is just an omake about the trio's outing. Actually I've been wanting to write a crossover of this fandom with Hetalia for quite a while. If that sounds like an interesting idea, tell me~! Favorite and review this story if you like it~!