The I Hate My Life, Why Am I still Writing This Chapter------
erhmm. Pardon me. This is The Link Heads To Castle Town Chapter.
ONWARD.
The sun was just beginning to set upon the vast fields of Hyrule, the ubiquitous trees that were everywhere in Ordon were now just a memory in Links mind, as he galloped across the valley upon the back of his beloved mare. It had been a long day for our hero and he was beginning to----you know what, you guys? Fuck this description shit I'm trying to pull off at the beggining of every, single chapter. It's annoying as hell and if I didn't know any better, I could sware that this was an actual fan fiction, one that could be taken seriously, if it weren't for the fact that-----OH HEY YOU GUYS IT'S CASTLE TOWN.
"Oh, hey Epona, it's Castle Town!" Link smiled his pearly whites, which was an odd feature for someone whose never held a tooth brush. "We've finally made it!" the man added.
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that's it.