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Ep 9, What Goes First? Mutant Or Super Mutant?, Synopsis:, Kyle Lunar's Serum starts going too far as it turns into a mutagen resulting in an abomination otherwise a Super Mutant.
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Farnsworth and his best crew, or a crew that survived longer than the past ones, entered the hallways of New New York University, a college where Kyle and Bertha work together as professors. Everyone was quite fine... except for Fry, constantly shaking, trying to hold it in after a couple of drinks, he needed a bathroom quick.
"Toilet. Toilet." Fry looked and looked but all bathrooms were out of order
"Fry, there's a free small bathroom there however this only had one sink, one toilet, no gender at all, and one person per limit." Leela pointed to an unoccupied bathroom.
"Whatever! I just need one!" Fry dashed his way to the bathroom.
Just as he is about to make it, he was cut off by Bertha who ran in first saying, "Excuse me!".
"DAMMIT! Can't you use the bathroom next door!" Fry repeatedly and angrily slammed his fist to the door.
"Fry, hurry and find a bathroom. We'll be at Farnsworth's friend little celebration. He's also invited his kids over from college, don't miss it you bladder monkey." Hermes told Fry.
"Fine. Just go! Bathroom! Bathroom! Where?" Fry needed to go quick.
Just as the rest of the crew left to Kyle's lab, Fry spotted a plant in a pot nearby, a unusually tall Sunflower to be more accurate.
"Hmm... people do wizz in plants all the time." Fry said.
Fry walked towards the plant, he saw no one was in the hallways and so he thought the ghost was clear. Fry unzipped his pants to take a whiz until it was clear that Fry wasn't the only one here.
"HEY! What are you doing!" The Plant yelled angrily, gripping his leaves like a fist about to punch someone.
"AHH! Y..Y..Your alive!" Fry said.
"Of course I am! What the hell are you doing! I'm a college student you barbarian!" The Plant was angry at him.
"I'm sorry! I thought you were just a plant and..."
"Just a plant? Just a plant? I'M JUST A PLANT TO YOU! I'M A SUNFLOWER WHO JUST GOT MY PHD IN PHYSICS AND I'M CALLED A PLANT!" The Plant was furious than ever.
"You know what... I think I'll hold it in, I uh... got to find Professor Lunar's." Fry ran off, not wanting to hear the Plant rant on and on about how he's more than a plant.
Fry arrived at Lunar's Lab. There he saw his friends and Kyle in his usual lab clothes, two people who are probably Kyle's kids that Leela mentioned and even a little cake on the table.
"Fry! Good news!" Farnsworth said. "My friend here has actually made some new advances in his little serum."
"Yep." Kyle stepped in. "It's been a great day... except for one strange thing..."
"What?" Amy asked.
"Bertha has been going to the bathroom a lot... ever since morning." Kyle said. "Oh, but right now. My two kids have came over from college... my two... kids. Yes."
"They seem alright. Why are you so awkward?" Leela spotted Kyle's two kids.
One was his son, twenty years old, had short brown hair, wore a leather jacket and some jeans. By the looks of it, one of his hobbies was reading 'certain' magazines. The other one was his daughter, eighteen, had long brown hair going over her shoulder, wore a sweat shirt and jeans. Seemed to be addicted to video games and music by the looks of how she's staring at her portable device than at anyone else.
"Me and Bertha are proud of them... and not proud of them as well..." Kyle smiled a bit awkward.
"What do you mean?" Zoidberg asked. "They seem pretty normal to me."
"Oh it's just that... my eldest son, Harry, is too much of a 'bachelor' if you know what I mean, never guaranteeing a married life... my daughter, Julie, is too much of a tech freak, and barely enjoys life, luckily she exercises and has a good diet... They barely look at us." Kyle complained.
"Meh, I've kicked my own son into Robot Hell." Bender spoke in a way that didn't seem serious to him in anyway.
"Kind of dark... don't you think?"
"I'm a robot. We have no feelings." Bender answered.
"Well uh... anyway, my research now has enough money due to the help of a company and I've think that the serum I created is the best of my work." Kyle smiled, than he turned his head to his kids. "Don't you think?"
"Huh? Oh... uh yeah." They both said mindlessly as Harry stared at his magazines and Julie staring at her electronic.
"Sometimes I think they were just born that way." Kyle mumbled.
"Why don't you do something about it?" Leela asked.
"Yes? Why don't you." Farnsworth says.
"Yeah, I think your right. I'll go over there and show them that this time is important." Kyle felt some encouragement to him.
Just as he went straight to his two kids, Farnsworth said, "Betting ten bucks that his grown-up children will go against his orders."
"You're on pal." Bender spoke.
Bender received his ten bucks after Kyle successfully talked over with his kids, by simply taking away their magazine and tech. The two were a bit angry, crossing their arms, but nevertheless the celebration started. Everyone was here, The Crew and the Lunar's Family. Bertha appeared just in time to cut the cake as Farnsworth wanted to discuss how this all happened.
"Interesting, this serum will not only help people but you could sell this to the hospital, the military, the scientists, you'll be rich off this stuff." Farnsworth explained.
"Unless of course a law is put in place against it and some other possibilities. I mean it could have negative effect on people's jobs like surgeons." Lunar's said.
"Here's your cake, dear." Bertha handed a plate of sliced cake to his husband behind his back.
Just as Kyle took the cake, Bertha placed her hands on his shoulders, feeling happy for him for once.
"You've been working too hard. I think we should see a movie sometime, like tonight." Bertha said.
"Aw.. isn't that sweet?" Amy said.
"Yuck. Can't see this." Bender thought.
"Sure. Why not? I've been stressing off all day." Kyle delightfully responded.
Bertha lifted her hands off Kyle's shoulders saying, "You do need a night off and...", until she suddenly hesitated. She was looking at the back of Kyle's neck.
"And what? You trailed off there." Kyle said.
"Kyle, take off your shirt." She said.
"Oh finally. The love stuff is gone and replaced by something hotter..." Bender thought.
"Take off your shirt." She demanded, but she sounded serious, like someone was in danger.
"Okay, but I really don't see the point." Kyle said.
Kyle lifted his shirt, taking it off, he really didn't see the point but the crew and family, even his two kids, were shocked at what they saw.
"What? What is it?" He wondered.
Kyle's back and chest were covered in some kind of unusual spiky rash, is it even a rash?
"You took the improved serum!" Bertha argued, always mentioning that she never wanted her husband to take it further.
The Crew and Lunar's Family were at the lab, trying to figure what's going on. Even Harry and Julie stopped their usual hobbies, worried about their father.
"Were here for you." Harry said.
"Just relax. Anger and Stress makes it worst okay?" Julie spoke.
"Don't talk to him like that! He's had enough pain right now, and now your suddenly worrying about him." Farnsworth looked most particularly at Harry and Julie.
Kyle was literally shaking, feeling a strong coldness through his blood, the rash was expanding, and he looked like he was out of his mind.
"Oh, I knew this was bad." Bertha said.
"What's bad? What's happening to him?" Zoidberg asked.
"The serum is a mutagen. I warned him two days ago but he wouldn't listen." She said.
"A..a.. A MUTAGEN! That stuff turns ordinary humans into mutants." Farnsworth argued.
"Uh.. I've seen mutants but... I've never seen his condition before." Leela said.
"I...I can feel it... it's angry, furious. Filled with..M..Madness." Kyle gripped his own hair with his own two bare hands.
"What's angry?" Farnsworth asked.
"An animalistic monster... one that won't be reasoned with..." He said.
"He's kind of creeping me out.. now.." Amy felt creeped out by Kyle's strange condition.
"Look! I'm worried too but I need to concentrate on a cure." She said.
"A cure? He's turning into a mutant! There are no cures for mutants! It's a permanent change in the gene!" Farnsworth argued.
"It's not like we can reverse it." Leela said.
"Maybe we can reverse it. Perhaps there is a way to cure him after all! There's no doubt." Farnsworth said.
"But you just said mutation is a permanent change in the..."
"I said, 'There's No Doubt!'" Farnsworth angrily argued.
"Err... It... FEELS..." Kyle couldn't finish the sentence, his mutation was expanding rapidly.
Suddenly everything in his body altered, his transformation was an abomination. Two muscular arms with claws emerged from his back, his right arm turned into an hulking arm as if it was the Hulk on steroids, his left arm was still the size of a human's arm, his eyes were black, his mouth had sharp razor teeth. His skin was mostly orange-red with the left arm black. He became a whole new Super Mutant and the whole crew didn't even dare get near him, except one.
"K..kyle... It's me, Bertha." Bertha slowly stepped towards him.
It didn't understand, it only responded by roaring upwards and so it leaped off from the floor and broke through the ceiling like an animal's personality never seen before. The thing was mindless.
"Were not actually... going to follow it? Are we?" Fry spoke in fear.
"It? That's my husband!" Bertha argued. "Look! Just bring him back here and me, Farnsworth, and Amy can help find a cure. Okay!"
"Ugh.. fine.." Fry sighed.
Fry, Leela, Bender, Hermes, and Zoidberg all stepped outside of the college and onto the streets of New New York.
"Where would a freakishly mutant be at this night?" Bender said.
Out of nowhere, a hovering car was tossed into the air from an unknown direction. It landed right directly in front of them, stuck into the sidewalk's concrete.
"The freakishly mutant went that way!" The Driver pointed north.
The three were working on a cure until Farnsworth spoke, while Bertha's two kids were to stay put, not to interfere with anything.
"Uh... Amy, can you please get me my ruler from my duffel bag on the ground." Farnsworth said.
"You brought a duffel bag? I didn't saw it in the way and..." Amy spoke, only to be interrupted.
"Just get it." Farnsworth argued.
"Oh, fine." Amy looked toward the duffel bag.
She reached her hand, trying to find a ruler.. but instead she found something she never thought she would find. A Piece of Paper, or a piece of a map, that similarly looked like the ones the crew got from the alternate dimension and Europa. Then again, that journal from Europa did said Farnsworth had a piece but right here in a duffel bag? Out of all the locations, this seemed the most simple. Amy than spotted an old dusty note with the Alpha Symbol on top of a white star.
She read the note only to gasp, "Oh.. what is this?"
"Amy? How long does it take to get a ruler?" Farnsworth asked as he was busy.
"Uh.. coming professor." Amy quickly reached for a ruler.
She hid the two strange items in her pocket as Amy lended her fake smile to the Professor, handing him the ruler.
"Thank you, Amy. At least your someone I can trust." Farnsworth said.
"Uh... yes..."Amy waved her eyes back and forth.
"Good. The last thing we need is the crew coming here and say that he escaped without a trace." Farnsworth said.
Suddenly the whole crew stepped in tiredly and said, "We lost him. He left no traces at all." Bender spoke tiredly.
"Oh dear..." Farnsworth looked down at the ground disheartened a bit.
Channel √2 News was on the air as the crew and the rest of the Lunar's Family began to watch what horrors that Kyle's little experiment caused in the Employee Lounge
"I can't bear to watch. This is not like him at all..." Bertha spoke.
"Shh! Quiet! Supposedly some dude just caused massive panic throughout a city." Fry said.
"Fry!" Amy and Leela angrily looked at him.
"What?" Fry had no clue at all.
The crew and family looked at Morbo, the anchorman with a large green savage brain, and Linda, the anchorwoman, about to tell the news.
"THIS IS MORBO THE ANNHILATOR! And here's anchor woman Linda." Morbo said.
"There has been a panic in the town of Philadelphia as..."
"Wait? Philadelphia? But were in New New York?" Hermes said.
"Shh! Quiet!" Leela shushed him.
"Here is picture right now from a local teenager as it shows what exactly happened. Show the picture please." Linda smiled.
A picture appeared showed Roberto holding several weapons in his hands, acting like a crazy maniac.
The picture than switches from Philadelphia to the news once again.
"Luckily everyone survived, supposedly the destruction and panic was a warning of some sort. We wish this robot bring glorious destruction on THE HUMAN RACE!" Morbo spoke in his usual manner again.
Suddenly Bertha turned the TV off in relief saying, "Thank god. The public doesn't knows what my husband has become... but we shouldn't address this to anyone. Not the military, not the police, no one! They'll hunt him down if they knew he's become an vicious unreasonable monster."
"Oh I get it. But we need a cover up story if someone asks where he is." Leela said.
"Ooh! A Funeral! A fake Funeral!" Bender reacted quickly.
"You want people to think my husband is dead? Are you nutz!" Bertha said.
"Hey look! It's either saying he dumped you for some floozy or the funeral. Which is it?" Bender said.
"There are better alterna..."
"I SAID WHICH IS IT?" He said.
She sighed and said, "Fine, funeral... why is everyone looking at me!"
"Were not looking at you." Julie spoke.
"Say professor what's with you right now? You've been silent for some time now." Fry asked.
"Oh... you would like to know? Wouldn't you? Yes indeed, you would?" Farnsworth was acting a bit insane today.
"Uh-huh." He simply replied.
"Really? Bad news, Got nothing." He said.
"Oh, okay then. I'll just..."
"Oh! You say that now! But you'll get suspicious about my secret! You'll never learn!" He quickly ran through the doors.
"What was that all about?" Hermes asked.
"Jerk." Bertha said.
"Jerk? Are you feeling alright? You usually don't say things like that." Fry asked.
"I'm fine... man, is it feeling hot in here? Let's open a window and..." She became nervous.
"It's cool temperature? Is something going on?" Leela asked.
"What? No... Nothing!" She spoke, until the whole crew looked at her as if she had something more to say. "Okay... I'll... um tell you the truth..."
"What is it?" Leela said.
"I'm uh... um... pregnant..." She said.
"Wait? Hold on a minute! These two kids of yours are around their twenties. I mean I know how pregnancy works but how old exactly are you?" Bender asked.
"We kind of... conceived a child... before marriage... at eighteen..." She was a bit embarrassed of this.
"Tell me more. Don't spare the details." Fry had an perverted smile on his face.
"You pervert" Leela looked at Fry disappointed with her serious one eye. She than turned to Bertha saying, "Just tell us what happened in your own way. Don't listen to that filthy dog over there."
"Well... we were in a relationship until... it happened in bed... and because of pregnancy, Kyle was going to propose after my dad was about to plan a shotgun wedding. You know how it goes... a few years later, Julie appeared, and so on a family." Bertha said.
"Boring! Not enough details!" Fry was more interested in the "details".
"Fry!" Leela looked at Fry again serious.
"Look, Leela. Let's just focus on the real problem... Kyle becoming a monster, and faking a funeral which I will regret..." She said.
"Oh! You would like to know! Don't you?" Farnsworth appeared once again.
"Your still here?" Amy asked.
"Say.. wha?" He wondered.
New New York Cemetery, a place where the dead may rest in peace. A funeral took place and Farnsworth stood before everyone sitting in rows of chairs feeling saddened, everyone but Lunar's Family and the crew sitting in the first row knowing what was really was going on. Meanwhile, Leela wondered why there were soldiers in uniform carrying rifles near the empty coffin, just as the professor was about to deliver his speech from the podium.
"He was good friend, scientist, a medic in the war, and uh... That's all I could really think of." Farnsworth spoke.
Meanwhile in the rows of people, Leela said to Bertha, "I didn't know he was a War Veteran. That explains the row of soldiers there."
"I can't believe I actually agreed to a fake funeral... at least this is coming out of Farnsworth's paycheck." She responded.
Farnsworth continued, "Anyway, since I want to get on with this fake chara..."
Fry and Zoidberg shook their head 'no' before Farnsworth could finish that sentence.
"Uh.. here's a three-volley salute from the Marine's Service during Kyle's time." Farnsworth said.
Everyone stood up and started to pledge as the Marines aimed their guns into the skies . They pressed the trigger and suddenly bullets rung through out the sky, a three-volley salute that made Farnsworth a bit... off.
"OH GOD! WERE AT WAR!" Farnsworth reacted, pulling out his pistol
Farnsworth aimed at the Marine Troops and said, "I FOUGHT YOU ANARCHIST WITH A BOOT AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN WITH A PISTOL!".
Suddenly everyone who was sad was panicking for their lives just as they spotted the crazy old man shot two marine troops in the legs as the other two just ran away scared.
"Good Lord! Farnsworth's Post Traumatic Stress Disorder is kicking in." Hermes watched as Farnsworth pulled out a grenade from his pocket.
"Oh lord! He's throwing his exploding eggs at those troops." Zoidberg watched as he threw the grenade at the two cowardly troops.
"I KILLED 50 OF YOU ANARACHIST WITH A GRENADE... THAN IT EXPLODED IN MY HAND! THE NIGHTMARES I SAY!" Farnsworth yelled.
Farnsworth than spotted Bertha, grabbed her by the arm, and dragged her behind the coffin saying, "Don't worry mam! You and your civilian friends are safe!", as everyone continued to panic.
"Uh sir..." Fry came to Farnsworth, a bit worried of what's happening here.
"You anarchist can't fool me!" Farnsworth aimed his gun, shooting Fry in the leg.
Fry suddenly dropped to the floor bleeding and screaming, "YOU BASTARD! YOU SHOT ME!"
"USA! USA! USA!" Farnsworth ran in circles with his arms in the air, shooting up in the air several times.
"I knew the fake funeral was a bad idea but this is just crazy!" Bender and Leela were under the table. "Oh no, Flaming Molotov heading this way."
"Oh good lord..." Leela said.
The two quickly crawled out of the table as Farnsworth threw an flaming Molotov at the table. It suddenly burned to pieces as Farnsworth spoke, "YOU CAN'T STOP US! USA! USA! USA!"
All the crew members except Farnsworth stood near the manhole that had access to the sewers.
"My mutant folks said they saw an abomination kidnapping it's own kind down there." Leela said. "They must've meant Kyle and thanks to the Professor, we've have a cure... Say? Where's the professor anyway. And his friend's family?"
"Mental Hospital. He's in therapy now trying to conquer his fears of penniless anarchist and hippies taking over the world." Zoidberg spoke.
"Also, I told them to go home, along with me." Hermes smiled.
"You coward. We braver people will..."
"By brave do you just mean you or you?" Bender asked near a scared Fry.
"You two are coming with me. The rest of you can go." Leela looked at the two.
"Oh... why us?" Fry thought.
The three looked through the dark reeking sewers. Leela was the bravest out of the all while Fry and Bender shaked in fear. Leela turned around and saw Fry sucking his thumb and Bender chewing his fingers repeatedly cowardly.
"Oh brother. Will you get a hold of yourself you babies." Leela sighed.
"Uh... Leela..." Fry looked above Leela's head.
"Don't interrupt me." Leela said.
Bender than pointed above Leela's head saying, "Monster!"
Leela turned around and saw a hideous green abomination, but different from Kyle. The thing roared at them but quickly turned back without even attacking them.
"What didn't it attacked us?" Fry asked.
"It must've been in a hurry and I'm sure that wasn't Kyle. It's deformed but has two arms and two legs instead of four of them and tentacles on the back." Leela said.
"Quick! Tail that monster!" Bender said.
The crew quickly ran after the thing and suddenly stopped as it lead to a large area, so immense that a factory could fit in here.
"This must be the water purification installation and... oh my..." Leela spotted several machines and large pools of waters connected to each other, but they also saw that it was a nest.
It was home to many super mutants all whom had their claws deep into the walls while some others were pouring large amounts of a strange liquid into an large empty machine yet to be connected to the large swirling pools.
"Look! That big one." Fry said.
It was Kyle Lunar's alright, the other Super Mutants were nine feet tall, this one was fourteen feet tall and more deformed, even had a bigger jaw enough to swallow a whole table.
"Who knew that this abomination had some intelligence. That liquid their pouring into the machine must be the serum, but they seemed to not have attached those two thick tubes." Leela said.
"And look up there." Fry pointed upwards. "It's a huge vault door that leads to the sewage company. There going to release an army into New New York."
"What do we do?" Bender asked.
"Well... um... wait, the professor said that this cure is also a living bio-microorganism that multiplies and practically eats radiation right?" Leela held a vile of purple liquid.
"Honestly, I wasn't paying attention before."
"Well, never mind. If we manage to pour it in before they connect those two tubes, we can stop them."
"But than we wouldn't have enough for even one of these Super Mutants." Bender said.
"We just need to pour a drop. That's all." Leela said.
"And than we use the rest to take down the leader and they are taken down as well!" Fry said.
"That's just from the movies Fry. If we take down the leader, than who knows what a leaderless group of mindless creatures would do? They could go in a frenzy, or go on with the plan, or they might spread out." Leela spoke.
"It's worth a try." Fry said.
"Fine, but we need a distraction for all the super mutants, including Kyle. Someone who's always going through Kyle's stuff, someone who always misuses his inventions, someone who practically annoys him all day..." Leela said.
"Why is everyone looking at me!" Bender said nervously.
"Bender, we weren't actually looking at you until you blurted that out and most..."
"Bender who!" Bender said.
"Okay your starting to be real annoying... you're the perfect distraction!" Fry said.
"There's no way I'm going out there! You can't make me!" Bender crossed his arms angrily.
Suddenly Fry and Leela looked at each other a bit serious and tired of Bender's constant nagging.
A minute later, Bender got kicked out of the pipe as he was screaming out, "YOOOUUUUUU JEERRRRRKKSSS!", during a 10 story fall.
Bender stood up angrily saying, "So called Friends, I think I just got brain damage. Now I got to get myself a new DRAM storage. Thanks a lot guys."
Bender than realized that he was surrounded by several super mutants.
"Heh heh..." Bender chuckled in worry, wondering how he was going get himself out of this one. "So uh... what's in the news? A big army huh..."
"GRRRRRR..." They growled in hunger.
"Wait! You don't want me! Super Mutants eat any kind of meat right? Well, I have no meat on me.. uh.. Though, those guy's sneaking up on your boss have meat on them! You want them! The guys foiling your plan!" Bender pointed to Leela who poured a drop of the cure into the machine of serum right next to Fry.
The two looked at Bender angrily saying, "That son of a robotic arm!"
"That's them officers! The one with the 'I'm going to kill you, Bender' look!" Bender said.
The Super Mutants ignored Bender all of a sudden and charged towards Leela and Fry realizing they had a problem to extuingish.
"Bender! Catch!" Leela threw the vile of the cure to Bender.
Bender easily catch it with his flexible stretching arms saying, "Yes! I'm going to be the hero!"
That was until the boss of the super mutants, Kyle, gripped Bender in his hands. He then open his jaws wide open and threw Bender in, swallowing him all.
"Oh no! Bender's gone!" Leela said.
"Hey look! The big bad doesn't look so well." Fry pointed out.
Something was wrong with him, he felt sick and suddenly threw up Bender out of his jaws... but where's the vile in Bender's hand and why is the boss of the Super Mutants still sick?
"The vile! It must still be in him." Leela said.
The big Super Mutant looked at his hands... it was shrinking, his two arms on the back started disappearing as well... he was reverting back to human.
"It worked." Bender spoke.
There the three saw Kyle on the ground unconscious in his ripped lab clothing, who probably didn't even knew what happened as of now.
"Yeah, that's good and all but what about the rest of them!" Fry cried, pointing to the army of Super Mutants
"I don't know? What do we do?" One of them spoke.
"Wait? You... You can talk?" Leela said.
"Of course we can talk! We didn't have an overdose of that serum like our boss did. We were just acting like animals so big bad wouldn't think were one of you. You can't reason with a mindless monster. Oh, by the way. The name's Jeff." Jeff spoke.
Suddenly the three weren't so afraid after knowing they had some human left in them.
"Oh... well... Jeff? Where will you all go?" Leela asked.
"I don't know. We've have discussed about building a little town where all the mutants can come and have liberty, equality, and property." Jeff spoke.
"Well? Why don't you go do it now? I hear there's lots of land still in Oregon, Alaska, and Utah. Better yet. Why not claim a planet or something?" Fry said.
"That would be great but we don't even have the money for it." Jeff said.
"Oh, don't worry. Put it all on my credit card." Bender pulled out a credit card with the words, "Hubert J. Farnsworth".
The crew and Kyle's Family were all at his laboratory at New New York University, everyone was happy but Kyle.
"So... uh... what are you going to do with the serum? Your going to improve it from being an abomination?" Fry smiled.
"The project is dead. I don't want to risk the dangers of that anymore on me or other patients. It's a failure and if anyone even knew about unauthorized human testing or who that beast really is I could be in real serious trouble." He responded in difficulty.
"Well... I knew this must be disappointed for you to see your long time work becoming a monstrosity but... your wife has some news." Leela smiled.
"What?" Kyle wondered.
"I'm um..." Bertha couldn't exactly finished that sentence, yet she felt a bit happy about it.
"Go ahead. Tell him." Amy spoke.
"Were having another child..." She said.
"Well.. I don't know what to say!" Kyle's difficulty hardship just turned into sweet happiness.
The two hugged as Bender said, "Heh heh. Lunar's two other kids must be real jealous by now."
"Were over eighteen." Harry spoke next to Julie as they watched.
"Congratulation but uh... I've notice that I've been recieving a lot of bills lately." Farnsworth said.
"What do you mean?" Hermes asked.
"I don't know, a lot of construction bills, water bill, electricity bills, buisness bills, suburban home bills. I bet those stupid Federal Government Officials are just bullying us old men for their own economic problems." Professor Farnsworth spoke angrily. "Though it does, sounds like a town is in the works or something."
Suddenly Fry, Leela, and Bender looked at each other in worry.
"Uh... Professor. You do know your credit card is missing right?" Leela asked.
"Why yes? You didn't used it for your own greedy deeds did you?" Farnsworth asked.
"No... Your credit card is being used for..."
Several minutes at Taco Bellevue Hospital...
The crew was standing beside a weak old minded Professor in bed just as a doctor resembling a Chihuahua came in.
"Tell me... doctor... Am I going to be alright?" Farnsworth asked.
"Yes actually. You're in the hospital that provides the finest medical care and affordable Mexican food in New New York." Dr. Chihuahua spoke.
"That's good." Leela said.
"Yes... apparently he suffered from a heart attack due to money troubles. Apparently a town of mutants was build through the use of a credit card from the credit-card stealing Bender I presume?" He said.
"Wow. Your good. How did you know Bender was responsible?" Fry said.
"Because he stole my credit card as well..." He said. "Anyway, he's going to be alright."
"You can live again, professor." Amy smiled.
"Oh yeah, a hospital of the finest doesn't go cheap you know. Here's your medical bill." Professor Chihuahua handed him an expensive medical bill on a tablet.
Prof. Farnsworth took a look at it and said, "That doesn't look that bad."
"Oh... that's just a fee for the Mexican food we delivered. Here's the medical bill." Professor Chihuahua flipped the page.
Farnsworth looked at it for a second, shocked, and only had one way to respond to this bill of his...
Three seconds later in the hallway, an intercom went, "CODE RED! CODE RED! MAN HAVING HEART ATTACK ON THIRTEENTH FLOOR! CODE RED! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!" as several Doctors, Nurses, and Surgeons need to hurry.
"Oh god. Another old man is suffering from a heart attack?" One surgeon said.
"Most likely medical bills again... " A doctor spoke.
it was morning and Amy was in the employee lounge meeting with several employees... Fry, Leela, Bender, Zoidberg, Hermes, along with Scruffy and Nibbler during the middle of the night.
"What is it Amy?" Leela asked.
"Yeah, better gives us a good reason. I missed 'All My Circuits' for this." Bender angrily said.
"Look what I found in the Professor's duffel bag." Amy showed the crew a third piece of the map.
They were surprised with Fry saying, "Wait! Leela? Do you still have that journal from Europa. The one with the picture?"
"Yes. Amy told me to bring it here." Leela showed her fellow crew members a picture from the journal.
"Now remember that one of the people here in the picture looks like Kyle and the other is Farnsworth? And that this journal mentioned pieces of a map." Fry said. "I think we should investigate."
"Okay, but we should talk to Kyle later, not the professor. He doesn't know I took it, and an envelope with the Alpha symbol." Amy said.
"Envelope?" Leela said.
"Apparently long ago, Farnsworth was apart of an organization, a secret one that supposedly disbanded. That's where will ask Kyle about it. About what's going on, what these pieces are, this treasure is about, and how does this organization, Rumors, and Farnsworth connect to it." Amy said.
Suddenly the phone rang again...
(Extra Scene, Narration)
Will the mystery of these piecse be solved? Will Rumors from the first chapter be revealed? Will Zoidberg ever get another sandwich? Will Comedy Central make the same mistake as FOX, cancelling the actual Futurama Series? Find out next time on Battle Star Galactica... I mean Futurama Experience.