A/N: I AM SO SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING. Just...you'll be getting another update soon, continuing on from this mini chapter.

To everyone who has reviewed: asdf THANK YOU. You have no idea how happy it makes me that I can actually make people laugh. To everyone else who's put this/me in their favourites or on alert, thank you as well! I'd love to hear from you guys too; don't worry, I don't bite!

Be warned. The forthcoming chapter contains copious amounts of Kise writing like an annoying teenage girl. Really, he's a genius, but he pretends to be stupid to piss Midorima off, unlike Aomine, who is legitimately an idiot and cannot tie ties.

I have no idea where the tie thing came from. But you know he can't.

I do not own Kuroko no Basuke.

Day 103

Social studies.

Pointless, pointless class. Usually just spend it doing science instead.

However, school has taken on a few trainee teachers recently, one of which has been assigned to teach 1-1 social studies.

This is bad.

Very bad.

Day 103, later

Okay, so class was not about relationships and puberty. Thank every deity in existence.

Was instead about responsibility and taking care of family.

Doesn't sound too horrible, but Ms. Hanakawa spoke of a project. Reassured us it would be enjoyable.

Am waiting in fear for next class, which is in one week.

Day 106

Kise STOP TEACHING KOU SWEAR WORDS.

STOP.

Day 106, later

Why is the Yellow Menace here anyways?

Why are all my friends both clinically insane and named after the colour of their hair?

Excepting Kuroko, but Kuroko generally doesn't count anyways.

Day 106, and even more later HAHA GRAMMATICAL ERRORRS WHEEE

Midorimachiiiii~

Your diary still isn't interesting! Booooooring! It needs more illustrations! Books are only interesting with illustrations!

And Kou needs to learn easy words! Swear words are easy! He says duck instead of fuck though! I think that's cute~ Almost as cute as Midorimachi~

As for the colour thing...?

OMG I neeeeever thought of that.

Maybe it's a conspiracy! By the Illuminati! Or those people from The Da Vinci Code with the spiky leg thingies!

Anyways, I drew this for you~

B======D

Bye bye~

Day 107

Just found my diary.

He drew a dick in my diar-journal..

He DREW a DICK in my JOURNAL.

MY JOURNAL.

Excuse me.

Day 107, later

Kazunari snuck into the boy's showers during practice for me and put pink dye in Kise's (horse) shampoo.

Seriously, horse shampoo. Scary.

Apparently, Kazunari has suffered under the yoke of blonde, airheaded friendship for too long.

Looking forward to Kise's face.

Day 108 (coincidence? I think not)

HAHAHAHA!

Kise's strawberry blond phase is all over the social networks.

Revenge is sweet.

Very pink, too.