I have returned, loyal readers. I'm assuming you're loyal, because I doubt with the amount of characters I have in this, a lot of people will stay and read this.
Anyway, news!
I'm starting a new semester of school soon, but until then, I can write as much as I want. (As long as I feel like it)
Also, I have a special surprise for ya'll. I decided to make up for the previous lackluster chapter with a double upload! (Hey what's up guys, Scarce here...)
So rejoice, and make merry. And on with the chapter... (If you got that last joke, you watch too many memes.)
In-House Bar, Pocketverse,
The in-house bar at the Universal Vampire's Association had more than just extravagant liquor and eye candy waitresses. It had a never-ending supply of a blood like substance that acted as the alcohol for Vampires. It is said that the substance is weaved from the very essence of the Elder Vampire Maximum. It is said to have a hard-hitting flavor, with a sweet aftertaste.
Alucard sat at the bar with an empty glass in his hand. He looked to his left. Blade had passed out with one too many empty glasses left on the table. Alucard smiled as he downed another glass of whiskey. "I know how that feels…"
The room was suddenly illuminated by the front door bursting open. Krul stood at the entrance with the radiant light shining from behind her, making her features hard to make out. Behind her was Remilia, scaning the room for the Vampire in red. "Alucard, let's go. We have a council meeting in 5 minutes." Krul commanded, which caused a few of the vampires within the room glare at her. "Alright K, I'll be over in a minute. You two go ahead without me."
Conference Room, Pocketverse,
"Alright ladies and gentlemen, we have 2 new recruits with us today. May I introduce you to D and Arcueid Brunestud." Slayer introduced in an upbeat tone. He gestured to the blonde girl and dark haired gentleman beside him.
"What's so special about them?" Remilia questioned aloud, earning the stares of the other Council members.
"Ahem, what's so special about them is that they will be joining us in the Council." Slayer continued. Everyone in the room applauded except for DIO and Remilia.
"My associate and I are honored and pleased to be in the presence of such noble vampires." D introduced.
"Finally, a place where we are free to be ourselves." Arcueid continued.
Just then, Alucard entered the room through a wall. "Hey guys, sorry I'm lat- Woah there, and who are these two jokers?"
"They are the new members of the Council, Alucard." Krul explained.
"Seriously?" Alucard said with an unimpressed tone. "So, we just letting anyone in these days I see."
"I mean we let you in Alucard." Marceline rebutted.
"Tou – fucking – che." The Vampire in red responded.
"Well, in any case, do feel free to make our new members feel welcomed. And with that, this meeting is adjourned." Slayer announced, to which everyone started to get up and leave.
As Remilia got up from her seat, she could not help but feel an uneasy vibe emanating from D and Arcueid's person.
"They're up to something…" Remilia mumbled under her breath.
Field of Redemption, Realm 9.444 OMN-6 19064,
Sakuya, Jotaro and Yu arrived to a large area through a portal. "Where are we?" Yu asked right of the bat.
"If I knew, I would have gone straight to my mistress by now." Sakuya replied.
The three of them looked at the area around them. It was a vast expanse of vegetation, surrounded by a forest. A dirt pathway divided the two areas and the sound of a lake could be heard nearby.
"If there's nothing here, why don't we go somewhere else?" Yu questioned. "The spell that I use to transport us through Universes takes time to recharge. We will have to wait about a day before it can be utilized again." The maiden replied.
"I think it's best if we move up ahead. Maybe there is somewhere we can camp for the night." Jotaro suggested.
The three of them followed the dirt path, unsure of where the path would lead. After about half an hour of walking, Yu stopped. "I don't think I can continue walking in this heat." He said as he wiped the sweat off his brow. Jotaro was just about to comment about what a weakling Yu was, when Sakuya redirected their attention elsewhere. "Look over there!" Sakuya directed towards what seemed to be the aftermath of a fight. A weird creature in a full-body, all-black suit was attempting to flee from a man dressed in a white robe with long black hair, holding a 40 and a blunt. The creature was attempting to create a portal and escape, but was failing horribly. The creature finally managed to escape, after its 3rd attempt and left the man by himself. The man was then seen mumbling to himself before yelling "Pink Guy!" and running off.
"We should follow him!" Yu cried as he ran after the mysterious man. "Yare yare daze…" Jotaro sighed as he and Sakuya followed suit. The man ran through the forest at surprisingly fast speeds, and finally stopped in front of a creature in a pink, full-bodied suit, not unlike the one worn by the creature that escaped. The creature in pink was lying on the ground, seemingly in shock, spouting gibberish. The man looked in shock as he also saw another man, dressed up in a safari get up, lying on the ground with blood spewing out of his mouth, spewing obscenities.
As Yu and his group arrived, they were equally shocked by the scene before them. "We need to help them!" Yu exclaimed, as he took out a first aid kit from his bag. "They are beyond help, Yu," Sakuya said depressingly. "I sensed that the creature that we saw escape was a powerful one. Now amount of medical help will benefit them."
"Your friend is right," the man turned to look at them. "Chin Chin is a powerful foe; his work cannot be easily undone… Also, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS?" Sakuya and Yu were a little taken aback by the man's sudden outburst. "Well, this might seem a little crazy, but we come from another Universe." Yu replied.
"Which one?"
"What?"
"I said which one?"
"Excuse me?"
"Which Universe did you come from?!"
"You're not in the least bit confused by what I just said?"
"Kid, I have traveled far and wide within the Omniverse. I have fought war for you. I am tired, and in need of a drink. Please don't test me."
An awkward silence soon followed. "We aren't really from the same Universe…" Jotaro spoke up, breaking the silence. "Well, judging from your chromosome count, you guys are a long, long, long, long, long, way from home." The man said as he walked over to the creature in pink. "We know, we are on a quest to hunt Vampires!" Yu explained.
"Well, you're out of luck, nothing but stupid Lycra and retards in this Universe. Anyway, the name's Frank, Filthy Frank. But you can call me Papa Franku." The man known as Frank replied.
"I think we're just going to call you Frank." Jotaro commented.
"Call me what you want, but you might want to step back a little. Things are about to get spicy." Frank said, as he rubbed his hands together. Before anyone could ask, Frank slapped the pink creature with all his might. The creature's condition however, did not change. Frank slapped him again. Nothing. He slapped him repeatedly until finally, the creature snapped out of his trance.
"B0ss?" The creature started. "Pink Guy, you're alive!" Frank exclaimed in excitement. "B0ss! Gibe de pusi b0ss!" The creature known as Pink Guy exclaimed as well. Yu, Jotaro and Sakuya were confused by the scene taking place before them. Yu then remembered that there was still the other man on the ground. "Frank, maybe you can help this guy too."
"Nope, he's dead."
"But he's still-"
"He's dead!"
Yu was again taken aback by Frank exclaiming. He was about to protest, when Sakuya stopped him. "Things work differently around here. I sense that this man is too far gone to be recovered."
Yu looked at the man, as he continued to mumble and spout obscenities. "Look guys, you all have really been a great help, and by that, I mean you guys are terrible at helping. So, we're just gonna go now, and get and army to face Chin Chin."
Just as Frank and Pink Guy were about to leave, Jotaro stopped them. "Wait, you said that you have traversed the Omniverse. Maybe you can take us back to somewhere closer to where once we were."
Frank thought about it for a moment. "I mean we could do that, maybe it'll get you fucks to leave us alone… Alright, I'll take you back. But to go to your side of the Omniverse, I'm going to need a lot of Chromosomes."
"That's great! Now how do we get these… Uh, Chromo-"
"Chromosomes."
"Right, how are we going to get them?"
"Well, we harvest them. And I know just the place to get that many Chromosomes..."
Unknown Location, Hellsing Ultiverse,
The Major sat in front of his legion of Vampire Nazis. Herr Doktor, The Captain, and Schrodinger by his side. He looked at each Vampire with a sense of self accomplishment. Each and every single one of them were bread killers, and he knew that. All loyal only to him. If they were not ordered to be at attention, they would be shaking with excitement at what their great leader had in store for them.
It was at this point, the short man in white stood up. "Gentlemen. You are here to fulfil vone purpose. Zhat vone purpose being, Death. Death, yes, zhe big d word zhat has nothing to do vith zhe male genitalia. You are here to make men bleed, to make vomen cry, and children suffer. But, with every good Death, there are things zhat come before, and things zhat come after. Zhe after is easy, despair. But zhe before… That is why we have come here. You see, gentlemen, before zhe screaming, before zhe blood, before zhe necrophilia – looking at you Ivan – zhere is but one thing… Chaos… Yes, chaos is the reason we are here. Chaos is the reason I formed zhat temporary alliance with zhe Vampire haters. Chaos, chaos, chaos. I simply cannot get enough of it. Vich is why I made a deal with the Devil, or rather, with a God. A CHAOS GOD!" The small man shouted with zeal, as he raised his hands dramatically into the air.
"Gentlemen! Feast your eyes on, KHORNE THE BLOOD GOD!"
The television screens behind The Major lit up with life as they depicted a very massive portal spanning a few lightyears across. The portal was ever swirling in a mess of waves and distortion. But one thing was clear. The portal was blue at first. A very bright blue, but blue nonetheless. However, it slowly started to glow red, as the form of a massive creature began to engulf the entirety of the portal. They creature sat on a throne of skulls, surrounded by a never-ending fire. The creature let out a horrible screech, burning through the ears of anyone unfortunate enough to be able to hear it. The Vampire Nazis fell as they covered their bleeding ears. Even Herr Doktor, The Captain, and Schrodinger could not help but cover their ears as well. Only The Major, stood grinning from ear to ear as they bled profusely. The demonic screeching sounded like music to his ears. Said screeching did not stop. Instead, it began to sound more like laughter. Loud, demonic laughter.
Suddenly, large starships exited the portal and entered the space of the Hellsing Ultiverse. From each starship, a hellish chant could be heard.
"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!"
As the starships sailed forward into the vast reaches of space, The Major turned to his army.
"Zhis, is vat ve have been vaiting for! Today, we join zhe legions of Zhe World Eaters and spread chaos throughout zhe Multiverse!"
So, this chapter is still a little short. But not to worry, the next one will be longer, and it will be EPIC.
Characters used this chapter:
Alucard - Hellsing Ultimate (Abridged)
Blade - Marvel Comics
Krul Tepes - Owari no Seraph
Remilia Scarlet - Touhou
Slayer - Guilty Gear
D - Vampire Hunter D
Arcueid Brunestud - Tsukihime
Marceline - Adventure Time
Sakuya Izayoi - Touhou
Jotaro Kujo - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
Yuichiro Hyakuya - Owari no Seraph
Lord ChinChin - TVFilthyFrank
Filthy Frank - TVFilthyFrank
Pink Guy - TVFilthyFrank
Safari Man - TVFilthyFrank
The Major - Hellsing Ultimate Abridged
Herr Doktor - Hellsing Ultimate Abridged
The Captain - Hellsing Ultimate Abridged
Schrodinger - Hellsing Ultimate Abridged
Khorne the Blood God - Warhammer 40k