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July 10, 10:30 A.M, Mount Justice

"Ahem."

Robin and Zatanna nearly jumped at the voice, especially Robin, who nearly sprained his neck as he whipped around to identify the source.

Roy? He's awake...

I am not feeling the aster right now.

"Well, as entertaining as the little show you guys have put is, I kind of want to get out of this tub, and seeing as how I seem unable to move my body from out of this gooey mass of what appears to be pudding, I kind of need some help." continued Roy, smirking at the blushes creeping up on both Zatanna and Robin's faces.

I wish I had a camera.

...

Zatanna was the first to reply, her blush now turning into a sly smile.

"Well maybe we don't want to help you."

"That would be a very, very bad choice to make." replied Roy

"Oh really? Why is that?" asked Robin, taking a bite of ice cream as he said this.

"We both know I have dirt on you birdy." threatened Roy, his eyes turning to slits.

Robin shrugged nonchalantly.

"I have more dirt."

"Grr...Well, I'm sure Babs would just looove to hear all about this little love fest. And I'll make sure she finds out if you don't get me out of here."

Robin nearly choked on his ice cream.

Man, I am losing my touch.

"Who is Babs? Wally mentioned her earlier." asked Zatanna, seeing the name's effect on Robin.

"She's-"cough "no-" cough "one." sputtered Robin.

She?

A frown appeared on her face, much to Robin's disdain and Roy's delight.

"You. Will. Say. Nothing." said the Boy Wonder, while giving Roy a batglare.

But the archer, having babysat the Boy Wonder, and KF, and having received more batlglares in his lifetime than he could count, was immune to such eye attacks.

"I won't if you get me out of here."

"I think I'll leave you there. And if Babs somehow finds out about this, she'll tease me to death about it. Which means I'll tell Green Arrow what it was you were really doing at his Maui beach house when he took Canary on the cruise. And he might beat you to death."

"You man what we-"

This time, Roy stopped, and then closed his mouth.

It needn't be said that he had done a lot of, questionable things during that weekend. Not to mention the actions of Wally West and a one Dick Grayson.

Roy was pretty sure the little girl next door, who was unfortunate enough to have witnessed some of the things they had done, had never quite recovered.

But that's what I get for inviting the little troll and that speed demon. Although that girl's older sister was kind of hot-never mind!

Robin smirked, recognizing victory when he saw it.

"Come on Zee, let's go to the wedding. Hopefully by now, the rest of the crazy bunch will have calmed down." continued the Boy Wander, grabbing his girlfriend(?) and storming out to the beach.

Roy groaned.

Wait...is this stuff hardening?!

He groaned even louder.


"This can't be right." murmured Batman.

"What can't be right?" asked Superman, hasty to find the woman who had turned Lois against him and give "her" a piece of his mind.

Green Arrow was still pink in the face, barely suppressing what would be his third or maybe ninth fit laughter, or rather, a fit of giggles that would quickly grow into roaring laughter before dying down as the archer started grasping for air.

Somewhere along the lines Black Canary had arrived, and had somehow extorted both the Man of Steel and the Dark Knight for an explanation and her own chance to listen to the recording.

Now, she too joined her partner in suppressing her laughter, although she was doing a much better job of it.

"The database says we have a voice match from the League Database. Which means either a hero or villain has been playing with you." replied the Dark Knight, ignoring the giggling couple behind him.

The truth was, the Dark Knight was barely suppressing his own smile.

Kent wasn't.

"Does that mean someone, possible, one of our sworn enemies, knows about me, and Lois? AND LOIS?" exclaimed Superman as horrible scenarios began to play into his minds.

"Doubtful. Just give me a few seconds and..." Batman quickly pressed a few buttons as a new page opened up.

"You have got to be kidding me..." gasped Black Canary in shock as Superman eyes turned to glare at Batman.

Batman's eyes turned into slits as he gave the onscreen image a severe batglare.

Green Arrow simply lost control over his laughter again, prompting Canary to give him another playful slap, even as a smile spread over her face.

Recognized Voice Match: Robin, Boy Wonder.


Meanwhile, on a beach far below, there stood an angry half-kryptonian, two very pissed off future life partners currently in "time-out" thanks to an Atlantean, a somewhat confused magician, some monkeys, and a not so wonderful feeling Boy Wonder.

Not to mention the Martian unknowingly terrorizing the local populace as a goose, or the red haired archer stuck in a tub of pudding that was hardening at an alarming rate.

In hindsight, after the Justice League truth or dare fiasco from a couple years back..someone should have thought to warn their pupils about the perils of such games.

Sorry to leave you all with such a short chapter...but I hope I made up for it with some extra "screen" time for Roy, Zatanna, Robin, and those oh so very heroic heroes of the watchtower. Leave some ideas for anything you want in the next chapter. And due to popular demand, chocolate chip cookies will be making an appearance before this story ends! Now, I just need to think of how to formulate their dastardly return...:D

Feedback always appreciated, and I apologize for any grammar mistakes.