America F*ck Yeah!
(Swears are censored) HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA!
Three days after the Canadian Please incident (as it was later called), all the nations were called to America's house for an emergency meeting. No one was bothered though as he did this every year to celebrate his birthday. The only thing that was worrying the countries was the fact that America hadn't even turned up.
"Do you think he's okay?" Canada-who was being noticed a bit more recently asked.
"He'll be fine Canadia." England answered. "He's a big boy, he can take care of himself. Besides, he's probably just at McDonalds or something."
"I'd that's the case then we'll be here for a while."France said.
They didn't have to wait long to see if he was okay because a few seconds later the door was kicked open and America entered wearing an American flagged suit finished off with a matching flagged hat. A marching band following behind him.
America, F*ck Yeah!
Comin' again to save the motherf*ckin' day, Yeah
America, F*ck Yeah!
Freedom is the only way, Yeah
Terrorists, your game is through'
cause now you have ta answer to
America, F*ck yeah!
So lick my butt and suck on my balls
America, F*ck Yeah!
Whatcha' gonna do when we come for you now
It's the dream that we all share
It's the hope for tomorrow
After the marvellous song had finished fireworks were set off (inside the house I might add), creating a picture of the young American himself as well as his treasured flag. The overall display leaving the other countries speechless.
"Happy Birthday to me!" America shouted snapping everyone out of the trance like state of surprise they had been put in.
"Yes, happy birthday America." England congratulated. "A bit over the top though, make sure to tone it down next year."
"That reminds me." America interrupted the island nation. "I only have 365 days to plan for next year. I need to get started."