Chapter 9
One fine day
In the land of far, far away
Where magnificent leaves
Brush with the breeze
There was a hokage
Her name was Tsunade
Alas, she was pissed
For all her ninjas were missed
Her firstmaid Shizune by her side
All the hokage's idiocy did she bide
The only one sane
Despite efforts in vain
Meanwhile in the accursed tower
At an unequivocal hour
Assassins wasted their time
Just as I, finding meaningless words to rhyme
Innocently did Hidan mention
The 'why' word as a question
His being guileless
Caused everyone unbalance
"Why, oh dear,
Are we stuck here?"
And the Lucifer replied
All that ran in his mind
"Why? Do you say?
I shall answer if I may"
Everyone was indulged in exasperation
Oh why, did that bastard start up this abomination?
"Stuck here, are you
Your friend covered in poo
Due to your ignorance!
Dang it, Langerhans!
Is what you're contrived to say
And we struggle, to keep your tongue at bay
Why? You may ask
Let me fill you in on the task
You are a potty mouth
Nothing but a trout
You reap what you sow
Like an arrow on a bow
You have a lawn to mow
You better go
But alas, you can't! (can't:American pronounciation)
Because you have no pants!
They're covered in ants
Look at me rant
I—"
"SHUT UP!" Gaara cried
Or almost whined.
"You're making me sick,
I can't hear myself think!"
"URGHHH" He reeled in disgust. "Why are you dolts talking like that? It's SO vexing. STOP RHYMING"
"But alas its not our faultebbayo
It's the author who's at … fault…te..bbayo.."
"Naruto, you bastard you ruined it!" Sakura screamed tumultuously.
"What's there to ruin? IT WAS CRAP." Gaara clamored.
"Well you have no taste," Sakura stated. With that Gaara sat there like a demented being mumbling swears and horrible words that should never be mentioned nor heard.
"Ha," the demented one laughs sarcastically. "I have no taste??"
…
"Wait!! Why AM I THE DEMENTED ONE??" Gaara screamed outraged insulted.
"What's all the brouhaha about?" Whitey asked, as Zetsu reaches the top of the implausible stairs.
"Hey! Dolt! We're supposed to speak in rhymy-rhymy! We even got paid!" Blacky chided.
"Y-you got paid..??" Gaara asked unbelievingly.
"Yeah but we killed the guy who paid us, hehe." Whitey stated.
"Oh yeah."
"PAID?? WHERE'S MY SHARE??" Kakuzu snapped out of his depression from chapter 8 and screamed in desperation.
"Kakuzu's in there??" Zetsu asked, intimidated.
"Everybody who's anybody is in there. Nobody who's nobody don't know nothing about no place that everybody who's anybody knows about. You're blatantly nobodys who don't know anything. You should just leave." Gaara said in one breath with his skill of grammar and confusing people.
"We're not nobodys!" Zetsu rebuked.
"Uh-oh.." Kisame said despairingly.
"We WILL go in there!" Whitey stated.
"Yeah! Watch us!" Blackey followed.
"With pleasure.." Gaara muttered sinisterly, shoving so they could pass. Opening the door with great hauteur, the Zetsu strutted in with everyone eyeing them pathetically.
Only then had everyone realized that Zetsu had slammed the door behind him.
"Ah."
"YOU BASTARD YOU CLOSED THE DOOR!!" Itachi cried.
"Fine! Dunno what you're upset about, I'll just open it." Zetsu snorted. Click
"… um.. it's locked." Zetsu said emotionlessly.
"YOU THINK??" Ino shouted.
"Oh. I get it.." Blackey started.
"We're all stuck in here aren't we…?"
Everyone huddles in depression; excluding Kakuzu who still smelled like poo.
"At least we're somebody.." Whitey pointed out.
'Shut up."
And that, be the tale, that thou did hear, of the loonies who tried to jump over the moon.
Meanwhile in Konoha
"Why do the authors even bother making me say anything?"
Meanwhile in Amegakure…
"Why do I feel so empty?" Pain asked in a very emo manner.
"Maybe because we haven't got any SMSes from any of our members for some time..?" Konan offered.
Just then, Pain received an SMS.
"It says that I need to top up my prepaid."
"Again?"
"Why do I even have a phone?"
Just then, his phone disappeared.
"Now I am officially depressed." Pain said sadly.
"There, there. Let's go find our friends! :) Thetalkingtree-oniisan from chapter 8 might help us. Then we can all have tea parties like you wanted."
"Yay! Okay! :)"
Who are the evil evil duo? Who? What are they up to? What? How will they find their friends? How? Urgh! Shut up italic fonted random idiot! Stop echoing me!!
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Note: Bleh