I've been kinda busy lately; ya know, doing homework, studying, etc...
LIES!! SHE'S BEEN PLAYING ONLINE GAMES AND SLACKING OFF!! SHE'S HAD NO HOMEWORK FOR WEEKS AND SHE NEVER STUDIES!!
Hey, back off Michelle! When I said you could edit my mistakes and add something to the intro I didn't mean you could make me look like some idiot!
Anyways, the reviews and alerts just kept coming so I decided to write more!! Here's another chapter, enjoy!
It was another peaceful evening at the Hyotei dormitories...Actually, it was dark and rainy outside and crazy and chaotic inside, so nothing unusual there. Except the fact that Atobe was staying in the dorm tonight...
"Yuushi!! I'm bored!!" yelled Gakuto (when Oshitari was reading a book).
"-sigh- Just go entertain yourself or something. I'm reading." responded Oshitari.
"But-"
"Go bug someone else.
Kabaji was sitting in his room doing homework as usual when Gakuto came in to mess up his life.
"Kabaji!! I'm bored!!"
"..."
"Hmm, not working eh? Hey Kabaji, Atobe said that you could go home early today since you're playing singles 2 in tomorrow's match.
"...Usu..."
Kabaji gets his stuff and leaves.
Taki was checking his email until... At this time Gakuto jump kicks him in the head
"Oww! What the hell did you do that for?!"
"Eh, I thought you were asleep."
"You dumbass, is this what you do to wake people up?"
"So you admit you were sleeping?"
"NO! And get outta my room!!"
Hiyoshi was outside practicing (yes, in the rain) probably to avoid Gakuto at all costs.
"Hey Hiyoshi, aren't you getting wet out here?"
"Obviously."
"Then why are you out here?"
"I'm practicing."
"Why?"
"Because I'm playing singles 3 in tomorrow's match."
"Why?"
"Because Atobe said so."
"Why?"
"Because he's the captain."
"Why?"
"Because nobody else wants to be captain."
"Why?"
"Because of you."
"Why?"
Hiyoshi sweatdrops and slaps Gakuto.
Choutarou was talking to Shishido at the living room (the living room is huge because Hyotei is rich).
"Oi, Choutarou!! I'm bored!!" yelled Gakuto who just now came bouncing into the room.
"Oh god, it's the idiot..." said Shishido.
"Mukahi sempai!"
"Sheesh, at least one person here can address me correctly."
"That's because Choutarou is the only one here that's too nice to tell you how small your brain really is."
"Um..." Choutarou sensed another bitch fight.
"Like you have a brain, Shishido!"
"That's you Gakuto!"
"I don't even know how a no talent moron like you even got into this team!"
"That's because you don't know anything at all!"
"Um...Shishido sempai, Mukahi sempai..."
"PEA-BRAIN!"
"IDIOT!"
"RETARD!"
"DUMBASS!"
"ASS -what the- HEY COME BACK HERE WITH MY HAT!!"
And the chaos continues for 15 minutes as Shishido chases Gakuto around the dorm while Choutarou tries (fails) to calm them down. Finally...
"Gotcha!" said Shishido as he grabbed Gakuto by the back of his jersey and took back his hat.
"Hey! Let go of me!"
"As if."
Then, without warning, Gakuto took off his jersey and escaped, and Shishido immediately ran after his and...
-insert action scene which little kids should not see and/or learn from-
"Oh my god..." said Choutarou.
"He should be fine." said Shishido as he closed the window.
"Y-You just kicked him out the window!!"
"Che, if he's as acrobatic as he claims then he'll be fine."
"That wasn't very nice Shishido sempai."
Outside...
"Stupid Shishido kicked me out the window..."
"Now, how do I get back in...the door's locked...the windows are closed...hmm, isn't there a roof entrance that leads to the largest bedroom??"
Thwack, thwack, thwack,
"Damn it, what is that sound over the roof!?" thought Atobe.
Thwack, thack, thwack,
Then a bunch of dust from the ceiling fell onto Atobe's head. (Just imagine the look on his face...)
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Yes, Mukahi was jumping on the roof to try and open the trapdoor (which was locked from the inside by Atobe).
(Now imagine this scene and put it together with the next one...)
Suddenly, the lock broke off and Gakuto came crashing through the ceiling landing right on top of Atobe.
"..."
"..."
"MUKAHI!!"
"Uh-oh..."
"HOW DARE YOU DISGRACE ORE-SAMA LIKE THIS!!"
"Uh, is this about the mud on the floor, the roof, or your ego?"
"My ego?"
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"And CUT! okokok let's go now." said Oshitari to Shishido who was holding a video camera at Atobe's door.
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"Yea, Shishido and Oshitari were just at the door filming this whole incident."
"LIES!! I WILL HAVE YOU PUNISHED FOR THIS!!"
And the whole team watches in awe as Atobe repeatedly smashes Gakuto's head into the wall.
"Wow, maybe that'll crack through his thick head." said Shishido.
"I feel kinda sorry for him." said Choutarou.
"At least I get to play in tomorrow's game." said Taki.
"-Yawn- Hey guys what just happened?" asked Jirou, who just woke up.
Yay! Finally done! Sorry if the Gakuto bashing (literally, this time) offends you. Please read and review!! I'll try to write more as soon as possible! Feel free to give me suggestions on the next chapter!
