Cuxie: Yay! Arigatou nice reviewers!
Ryou: I take it they liked the chapter.
Cuxie: Yep! And say 'chappy!' It's cuter.
Ryou: --...Um...no.
Cuxie: Killjoy! I'm too awesome to be in your presence!
Ryou: Wow...talk about conceited.
Cuxie: Gomen. But! I've got OVER 100 reviews!!!!!!!!
Ryou: "Over"? Cool! How many?
Cuxie: 101!
Ryou:O.o...Anyway. Got anything special planned for this chapter?
Cuxie: Yep! Since I'm feeling so generous today...I'm giving all the reviewers $1 million, the lucky 100th reviewer $10 million, AND I'm sending you and your girlfriend on a cruise through the caribbean!
Ryou: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?!
Cuxie:(nods vigirously)Mmhmm!
Ryou: Me and M12?!
Cuxie: Mmhmm!
Ryou: You ARE awesome!
Cuxie: Heehee! I know! Oh! Did I mention I'm giving all the TMM characters a PAID vacation?
Ichigo(pops outta nowhere)HELL YEAH!!!!!!!! IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME!!!!!!!
Ryou: Oh, C'mon! I gave you a raise and all you do is sleep!
Ichigo:...That's 'cause you let me.
Mint: That's what I've been saying!
Cuxie: Ok, ok! Sheesh! We have to get to reviews! The more people review the longer the chappies get. Seriously! I don't like the review part to be longer than the actual story so I type more. So...REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW!!! And speaking of which, It's review time!
shortysportsluva: Thank god you liked it!(gives you 1 mil)
Ryou:(slaps you upside the head)
Cuxie:(slaps Ryou upside the head) No hitting the reviewers! Mint is such a drama queen. Hey, have you stopped laughing yet?
okami no kidzukare: Yay! Fun! LettucexPai are kinda cute. I'm not too fond of Lettuce though...(gives you 1 mil) Thanks for reviewing.
x-Ichigo-x-Shirogane-x: You're never satisfied are you. Fine. She can slap him. What did you have in mind for the name? By the way, everyone loved Spice!(gives you 1 mil)
Kitty Kat K.O.: I try not to. Fluffiness always rocks if it's RxI!!! Flame? Oh. I had completely forgotten about that. And I prefer chocolate on top, but strawberries are good too.(gives you 1 mil)
candycandycandy: Yay! Everyone loves Spice!(gives you 1 mil)
MewIchiBlue93: He does copy&paste flames. Go figure XD!(gives you 1 mil)
Strawberry Nixx: "Awesome"? You're just too kind! oo! I'm glad everyone liked that part because there will be more of Spice this chapter. (gives you 1 mil)
Trenna: Wow! You sound excited. One of the best? Really?! That's so sweet!(gives you 1 mil)
Misha12: Hey, I--!
Ryou:(has shoved MC12 into aside) Hey babe! Guess where we're going?
Cuxie:(shoves Ryou back) I talk first! Ahem! Yes, I'm sending you and Ryou on a caaribbean vacation.(gives you 1 mil) I also asked misha kawaii about being on her show so I expect Kamichama Mew Mew to be updated! Or no cruise for you!
Ryou: Please update! For me.(passionately kisses M12)
Cuxie:O.o!!! Whoa! Uh, Bunny Secretary? Please make sure Luna isn't watching. I think they're about go above the rat--!!O.O!!Too late!
rd2luv: Depends on how you look at them. MintxKish can be cute together.(gives you 1 mil)
Aishiteru Itstudemo: Well, sorry for lack of content. But glad you liked the chapter anyway.(gives you 1 mil)
life swings like jazz: Heehee! M12 and Ryou are seriously intimate, which is making a certain someone jealous! XD
Ichigo: I am NOT!
Cuxie: Who said I was talking about you?
Ichigo:O.o
Cuxie:XD(hands reviewer 1 mil)See? What'd I tell ya?
Mew Cocoa Shirogane: Talent? Mou? Awww! And the compliments continue to flow. You're...DATING Da?!?! WHY?!?! You can do so much better. Trust me!(gives you 1 mil)Thanks for reviewing!
Fire Emblem MewMew:(lights flash and sirens whirl. confetti is flying everywhere)CONGRATS!!! You are the lucky 100th reviewer! And you get(drumroll) $10 million! Whoo! More kissing coming up!
Ayu-Chan15: Updated! My story luvs u 2! (gives u 1 mil)! Thanks for reviewing!
Cuxie: Phew! Done!
Ryou: Do I have to put my cutie down again?
Cuxie No! You can carry her through the whole chapter!(sarcasm in case anyone didn't catch it)
Ryou:(missed it)Really?
Cuxie: NO!
Ichigo: Damn, Ryou! If you ask me you both are too clingy.
Ryou:Let's see...(silence)Looks like no one asked you so I'll ignore that last comment.
Ichigo: Well I--
Cuxie: DO. NOT. START! Chappy! NOW!
From where we left off, Sherlock Pudding has taken the stage.
"Come, come Watson! The game's afoot!" Pudd--Uh, Sherlock Pudding, grabs Tart and slaps a fake mustache on him.
"Here we go again..." Tart sighed tiredly.
"Uh, are you sure this is a job for Sherlock Pudding?" Lettuced asked timidly.
"I think this is a "good cop, bad cop" thing." Kish spoke up.
"I think this is a "BAD cop, bad cop" thing!" Mint yelled angrily. And of course this turned into one big yelling match with Lettuce cowering in the corner. The oldest couple were watching the whole scene from the kitchen doorway. They decided not long ago that the "children's" conversation had gotten boring. Zakuro decided anyway.
"They are so childish." she said leaning on Keichiiro slightly.
"It's only natural that they're curious." he wrapped his arm around her shoulder almost making her smile(c'mon. it's Zakuro. what'd you expect?).
"Yes. And I admit that I am too. But we both know Ryou and Ichigo won't fess up so easily. They're both too stubborn."
"Yes, yes. And I've been thinking on all this. There's no way we're getting any info out of those two. But I do know who to get the info from." Zakuro raised an eyebrow at him as he smiled triumphantly. I love that devious side of him.
MEANWHILE(with Spice the fortune teller):
The Baka(as I while often be referring to Masaya as) somehow wound up in the park with Spice.(how? IDK! he just did!) He was asking her stupid questions about his stupid future. Most of them consisting of what his love-life(or lack there of) would be like. Needless to say she was really annoyed with him.
"This is the last time I'm gonna say it, baka! You. Have. NO. Love-life! You don't have a love-life. You never had a love-life, and you're never going to get a love-life! You're going to die alone and no one's coming to the funeral!!!" Spice was bright red with fury and The Baka was fearing for his pathetic little life.
"Damn!" he muttered. "This is all Ichigo's fault!" Spice was momentarily brought back from her rage.
"Ichigo? The cheery little red-head?"
"You know her?"
"I saw here earlier today." She thought back for a minute. "She was with the blonde guy. Ryou."
"Damn!" he cursed again. Spice looked at him funny.
"I'm just glad she's doing better than you." She shrugged. "But then again, any guy is better than you." Masaya just sighed in defeat. But then he suddenly perked up.
"Well...since you say I can't have Ichigo...Are you free this saturday night?"
"..."
SLAP!
"YOU HENTAI BAKA!!! Come near me again and I'm getting a restraining order!" With that she stomped off angrily.
Masaya was shaking angrily on the ground. Dammit! I want a red-head! Looks like I'm just gonna have to steal Ichigo back!
BACK AT CAFE MEW MEW:
"See? This should easily allow Kako to communicate with us." Keichiiro explained. He had indeed invented a communication collar for Kako. He figured she probably knew more about the whole Ryou/Ichigo situation than any of them. The collar was similar to the bell The Baka had given Ichigo. But the ribbon was light green ang the bell was silver. A mew aqua was contained inside the bell which was the whole key to it being able to translate Kako's mews into actual words.
"That's amazing, na no da!" Pudding cried. She had changed back into her waitressing outfit awhile ago.
"Yes." Mint had calmed down considerably and was now determined to get to the bottom of things. "Now all we have to do is give it to the cat."
IN RYOU'S ROOM:
Ichigo was stretching from her catnap. Kako was still sleeping. Ryou was watching her(Ichigo, not Kako)with amusement. He had been watching her sleep and was questioning her actions. A few days ago she wouldn't have dared to sleep in his room for fear of being molested. Guess she trust me now. At least not to do anything perverted. He had argued with himself about whether or not he should be offended she hadn't trusted him enough to know that in the first place. Despite all the mental arguing, he had concluded that their relationship was improving.
"Have a nice nap?" He asked. Ichigo couldn't tell whether or not he was being sarcastic so she just nodded.
"Ya know, you're being awfully nice to me lately. What's up?" She sat on the edge of the bed kicking her legs.
Ryou looked thoughtful for a minute, "Just wanted to make sure you were okay since...you know."
She blinked. "You mean the Masaya thing? Awww! Since when did you grow a heart?" She smiled cheerfully. Ryou just shrugged and turned back to the computer. "Seriously, don't worry about. I'm over him. He was a jerk anyway. and to be honest he wasn't that great a kisser either."
Ryou turned back to her wide-eyed. Is she serious?! Why on Earth is she telling ME this?!! he thought.
"What? He was my boyfriend. You think I've never kissed him? C'mon!" she chuckled. Of course she still hadn't bested him. He smirked(finally!).
"So I suppose I'm number one on your top 10 list of great kissers?" he said smugly.
Ichigo cycled through at least six shades of red before giving him a WTF?! look.
"Chea right! You don't know how many guys I've kissed." She crossed her arms across her chest and Ryou raised an eyebrow. "Besides, we've never really kissed. So I can't say. Not truthfully anyway."
"Is that so?" And in one swift motion Ryou had positioned himself on top of Ichigo and covered her lips with his own. She was shocked for a minute but soon found herself kissing back. His arms slid around her waist pulling her up to him. She hooked her arms around his neck pulling herself onto his lap. They kissed for what seemed like hours, until...
"Hey!" Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE bursted in to the room. "Hey Ichigo! We've got something for your ca--OH MY GOD!!!!!!"
Cuxie: Wow! That turned out WAY better than I expected! Of course it's up to the reviewers to decide whether or not it was truly good.
Ryou&Ichigo:(still kissing)
Cuxie: TWO-TIMER!!!
Ryou:(pushes Ichi off of him)Huh? What?
Cuxie: The chapter is over and you're cheating on M12!!
Ichigo:(slaps Ryou)BAKA!!!
Ryou:I...uh...WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?!?!!!
Cuxie: Ichigo just slapped you for shoving her aside and your girlfriends probably gonna drop your sorry ass for cheating on her.
Ryou:(on knees begging)I'M SORRY M12!!! Please forgive me!
Cuxie: Whatever. Good luck with that. And reviewers, stay tuned for the next chappy of "Mew Mew MASH!"!
