Hey there to another chapter of the story. The grand chapter 10, double digits y'all.
For some comments.
Red october700:Thanks for the new word, perpetual...perpetual.
Spartan49: Honestly one heck of a way to get my attention, lucky that those characters filled in space, was origanly suppose to be Blue vs Red.
AI Constructs and Cyborgs on first.
Spartan-117, beloved hero of the UNSC, survivor of the Halo event, the list continues. He always experiences slight amount of fear, as it became a tool to be aware of the dangers presented and has kept him alive. Never has he felt this kind of alert that screamed 'Run, bitch! Run!' (probably due to Snake). Linda, the stoic 'lone wolf' of blue team, glared her visor at him that sunk deeply into his soul. Channeling her zen, she shot Dark Samus in the shoulder and yanked the chief away, holding him between her breasts. 'Damn it, she has been watching 1337's anime.' The chief mentally groaned. ' And is it just me or do I see hearts in her visor.' All of a sudden he felt a yank from behind and crashed into a chest...a woman's chest.
He turned his sights to Dark Samus, a once terrifying enemy that he had cross paths a few times. Her blue visor glare had an equal sense of evil and predator sense of feeling yet also a sense of happiness. Though having villainous occupation, she wasn't setting off his sense of awareness like Linda was. Speaking of, he turned his head to Linda who now once again aimed her sniper rifle a foot away from Dark Samus' head. The Spartan smirked inside her helmet. "Do you feel lucky? Well do ya?" If he wasn't in between the crossfire of this fight, he would have gave a thumbs up for the reference.
The copy cat of one of the most famed Bounty Hunters in the universe tightened her grasp on the Chief. She cupped her fingers under the chief's helmet. "With John by my side,I do." Linda did not took that insult too well.
Linda shot her rifle, but missed! "What the Hell!?" she yelled out. The bullet traveled through the air, ricocheted off a metal pole, and struck Gordon Freeman in the leg.
Luckily Gordon's suit took most of the damage, but left his leg with a gunshot wound. Snake rushed to his side; however, Linda reloaded and shot another round. Once again the shot missed and ricocheted, striking Solid snake in the arm. Linda grabbed the Chief, Dark Samus retaliated with a charged plasma shot at Linda, but somehow curved around the spartan.
Fred stood laughing and pointing at Snake laying on the ground in pain. "Haha thats what what you get you stupid clone." Then a stray until a stray Phazon plasma shot knocked him out. Sargent Johnson felt a little angry at spartan-104's clone remark, but let it go in order to hide the fact he is a clone of the real Avery Johnson, who died at the Ark.
Solid Snake chuckled "Ha serves you right...damn clone hating...bastard." he soon fell unconscious.
Linda stared at the Chief for a second, then turned to the three wounded men. 'Even though I know John has incredible luck, but think she wasn't joking that the Chief was was a good luck charm. Especially to this extent ' Linda mentally noted as she pulled her pistol, firing at Dark Samus. 'Same can be said for me.'
Dark Samus evaded the bullets and kicked the Spartan's gun from her hand. Linda(Regrettably) let the chief go and pulled out her combat knife. She charged at Dark Samus, who manually countered her attacks and took the offense. Linda countered attacked her attacks. Soon a stalemate between a super soldier and Phazon metroid cloned bounty hunter as they duked it out for the one they love.
The Chief ran to help assist Kelly and Johnson attend to the three wounded men. However, a super missile detonated five feet away from, hurdling his body into the air. Another missile flew towards him, despite his reflexes and luck he wouldn't be able pick his body up in time. As he expected the missile to end him a large boom echoed. He turned his head to see that the missile shattered.
He searched for the cause of the explosion, spotting a blue humanoid figure flying to his location. The figure landed on one knee with one fist to the ground. "Iron Man! Thank goodness you came Stark" recognizing who the figure is, the chief yelled with joy believing that his luck was still holding out. Despite questioning why or how Stark knew about the situation that they were in, but he's not about to look a gift horse in the mouth. "Can you handle the fight, while I go assist Kelly..." As he walked toward Iron Man, the robotic man took a hold of his shoulders. "Stark what are you…" The chief was interrupted by his mouthpiece being gently pushed to Iron Man's mouthpiece, whom had a leg in the air clearly not accidental and clearly enjoying the moment.
Everyone, except the three men now bleeding out, dropped their jaws to the floor. The blue Iron Man pulled back still holding on to the spartan's helmet. Gazing deeply into the vizor of a destroyed Spartan mind. "I always wanted to hold and kiss you for the longest time John. I'm so happy!" Yelled out the blue iron suit.
Due to being close to the owner of the suit, Tony Stark, he immediately knew that the pilot of the suit it wasn't Stark, but in fact someone he knew deeper. "W-what the…h-how…" Words failed him "Cortana!?" wailed the chief being brought into another helmet kiss. He managed to exert the strength to pry her iron grip. "How did you…"
She placed a finger on his helmet. "Shh, John. I've taken necessary procedures to support the love I have for you."
His spartan instincts had a bad feeling. "Explain at least one." she leaned in whispered in his ear. His lungs were failing him as all the air began to seep out. "You did what!?"
You know what? I love this guy.
Meanwhile, in a Gotham City alleyway; a pink hedge and a Amazonian princess danced in victory for attaining their prizes. Samus, on the other hand, was losing patience as she waited for an AI mini figure to pop up. When said figure finally arrived Samus shot a dirty look towards the blue hologram. "Cortana, where have been? You spaced off on me before we got into the city."
Cortana, anticipating this response stated out her excuse. "Me and Adam were experiencing some interference from some unknown source."
Samus nodded her head in she sheds her bounty hunter appearance to a love struck puppy. "We did it Cortana! We did it! The plan was a success!" cheered out Samus.
"Congrats, now we can feel the pure bliss of having John by our sides." cooed Cortana.
Samus smirked "You know Cortana, I appreciated that you didn't tamper with any my hardware." Before Cortana could ask what she meant, Samus yanked her chip out and chuckled like a mad woman. The other women and captives stared at her. "I'm going to be the one to keep the chief all to myself."
All three women walked to the captive trio. Marveling at their success the three women high fived. However, Amy Rose noticed a certain black hedgehog "Great job ladies. We managed to get batman and the master chief, but a certain some one (Wonder Woman) forgot that Sonic is a blue hedgehog." (Sidenote: Sonic Adventure 2).
Upon hearing this, Shadow busted out of his restraints. "Damn it! I'm tired of that same old joke. I'm getting out of this B.S. Chaos control!" with Shadow teleported away from the scene.
Samus put a hand on the pink hedgehog. "Don't worry, we'll get the real hedgehog next time." Though trying to cheer up Amy, Samus couldn't help notice that the other two 'prizes' were using this distraction to squirm away.
Before Samus could even respond, Wonder Woman stepped on batman. When she pinned the dark knight to the ground, the spartan tried to flee to the other direction, but bumped into samus. He shot a look towards Batman "Capm rhm ee mew" (Cap what are we going to do?)
The pinned down batman struggled once more, but failed. "Uh hello Diana, Samus, and Amy nice to see you again, but as you can hear the chief needs to fix his helmet. So we'll be on our way."
Wonder Woman grabbed Batman. "Oh no you don't. Remember that run down garbage can doesn't has the power of an Amazonian princess demanding what she desires." She held him in the air. "And I demand for this!" In a heat of passion she kissed him, exploring his mouth for a second. Then she quickly withdrew her kiss and set him down, but still held onto him. Her face from lust now a blank as she didn't move an inch. Before anyone was able to question her action, she broke the silence. "Who are you and what did to my Bruce!?"
Everyone was shocked by this. The three women then turned gaze toward the spartan. "Er oom."(we're doomed.) mumbled 1337.
Just a few blocks away, a large crowd has gathered to witness the oddity of the situation happening at the Amazon embassy. Two fully armored seven foot titans, one in red armor and the other in green, accompanied by eight ODSTs. One of the ODST's with a crossbone turned to his fellow on his right. "Say Buck, tell me again why we are escorting this chick trough this shithole of a city?"
Buck the leader of their current mission turned to the ODST. " Well due the higher ups wanting to win the favor of the oh so beautiful Amozians. Who not only own a strategic chain of islands, but have strong ass women that can match a spartan in close quarters combat. So they put our team along with the 105th to make sure the queen of the island of every marine's wet dream doesn't get hurt. Plus to make sure we really don't fuck things up, they two spartans and a SHIELD agent to keep us in line."
An ODST from the 105th had a frown on his face. "Ah this is B.S Why the Hell do we have to babysit again?"
Another 105th ODST shot a look at the complaining helljumper "Quit your bitchin O'Brien, it will look bad for us. Besides wasn't it you who was being babysitted the last time?" the ODST then gestured to the green spartan.
This did not set well with O'Brien. "Shut the Hell up Cortez!"
Buck then stepped in. "OK knock it off. Got word that the queen has arrived. So look alive!"
The Amazonian queen, accompanied by two amazonian guards and a blonde SHIELD agent. Buck offered a hand toward the queen, but the two guards nearly lopped his hand off. The ODSTs quickly quickly took a stance, but Queen Hippolyta quickly made her subjects lower their weapons preventing possible conflict. "My apologies, they are quite very serious in protecting their queen." The queen apologised to Buck as they began to walk.
Buck scratched the back of his neck. "No problem ma'am." He then turned to the group he has been charged. "Romeo and Cortez cover the rear, Spartan-023 and Rookie will take front, me and Dare take the sides, Dutch scout, O'Brien and spartan-141 stay in a good distance." They responded with a crisp salute and readied their station.
"My, what leadership you present." Hippolyta said to Buck.
"Thank you ma'am." said Buck with a hint of pride as they traveled down the road. "If you don't mind me asking your highness, but how come you're here in Gotham?"
She gave a small smirk. "Well originally, I've recently discovered that a great warrior that saved my people long ago is still alive and I'm keeping to an old promise." Then her smile dropped. "After some research, I discover a horrid rumor about my daughter and this city's hero."
Romeo spoke up. "Wait, the batman? I thought the guy was a myth?"
Buck and Mickey chuckled a bit. "No myth, I've seen him once in the batmobile chased by three ghosts and a banshee. Infact ask the rookie he was saved by the man during the combine invasion."
"Holly crap really!?" Romeo asked the silent soldier. Everyone enjoyed their mission, despite it being an important escort. The ODSTs bragging about their unique stories. The spartan said few words, but had interesting stories of adventure while trying to keep most of them clean for the women around. The Amazonians enjoyed these stories of adventure and courage of these warriors, despite the tales of lust and male stupidity.
Just then they heard a loud explosion in the distance. "O'Brien, Spartan-141 what the sam hell was that?" asked Buck on com chanel.
The two snipers spotted the source. "Uh sir, you're not gonna believe this." responded O'Brien.
"What is it that you and your girlfriend see O'Brien?" asked Dutch.
"Gah!Can it Dutch!" O'Brien yelled. He turned to his spartan companion, whom quickly turned her head away. "Er anyway sir I see the GF's prized hunter, a chick flying with an American flag for panties,a pink hedgehog a guy in a bat costume, and a Spartan."
Buck reached for the mic button on his helmet, but Hippolyta beat him to it. "Where!?" Her extremely loud demand left a ringing noise in Buck's right ear.
Back over at the female trio, a heavy dense atmosphere settled in the area. Samus and Amy aimed their weapons at spartan 1337. "So are you going to reveal where everyone's at." asked Amy. They only received muffling noises from the spartan. "You know this is really getting us nowhere." She then turned to Wonder Woman flying in circles while holding her lasso of truth, tied to Steve Roger's legs, who was unmasked. "Say Diana, I think he has had enough." Amy sympathetically stated for the health of a former hero, despite knowing info about their men.
Fortunately for Rogers, Wonder Woman stopped to retort. "No for he has committed the heinous crime of taking my lips and worst impersonating my beloved Bruce."
1337 shivering in fear near a seven foot diameter crater started rambling, which they couldn't understand as his helmet muffled his voice, until static noises and a loud pop was heard. His helmet began to create verbal audio. "...so to again summarize my opinion about you three being bitches." Everyone gave him a look of annoyance. "Oh crap, how long has my helmet been working?" He was glad the audio worked again, but it failed to help him in his predicament. Then a plan was cast into his head, a crazy plan, but he has done way crazier plans . "Did Amy hear the part that she was a practical joke that the author has for her in the story, or that Samus has least chance with the chief, or that wonder woman was a stupid bitch." 1337 said in a casual tone.
Wonder woman stopped torturing Rogers, snatched Amy's hammer, and despite her teammates interjection to her action swung the hammer like a golf club sending the spartan flying. As he soared through the air , he grabbed on to the cowl to batman's suit in hopes sending him and Rogers into the air to safety. However, the cowl ripped "I'm sorry captain!" 1337 screamed in mid air, then landing only the roof of a building. He almost fell off, but a armored hand grabbed his. He stared at the mirror image of himself, except for the numbers 1337 being replaced with 141. He took notice of a man with red hair behind her. "Hey I know you two. Cal thanks for the save!" He then did the spartan gesture for a smile, she returned it. "Say O'Brien nice to see a helljumper not being a little spazoid around a spartan. Or are you trying to impress the girl with your "talents"?" He saw that the ODST had a tomato for a face and that Cal-141's breathing lowered. 'Oh looks like I found a new way to torment more people.' He grew a wide evil grin under his helmet. "Well you shouldn't keep your girlfriend waiting."
The ODST placed two hands on the side of his head and thrashed around. "Son of a... I said this once and I will say this again! She ain't my girl nor will she ever will be!"
Both spartans stared at him with deadpan expressions. 1337 was about to laugh, but Cal's grip on his hand got tighter to the point she was crushing every bone in his hand. 'Ahh this was a bad idea! Bad idea!' thought 1337 as he endured the pain. 'Clearly she's pissed at his lack of perception skills.' Just then heard men shouting from where the spartan flew from.
Back down on the ground, the women trio were confronted by a group of 5 ODSTs and red female spartan. They also noticed that 1337 survived the impact by a spartan sniper. One ODST then walked up to the three, but kept turning his gaze toward wonder woman. He revealed his face, who samus recognized as the ODST leader of the invasion of New Mombasa. Though in her opinion the chief was ten times as heroic for he is the best. The best ever. The best ever ever. THE BEST EVER EVER EVER EVER! (Sidenote: What the heck is going on with my computer?)
Buck lowered his weapon and gave each of the girls a handshake then turned to Samus. "Good afternoon Ms. Aran. Knowing you well enough you want me to get to the point of why we are here, and ask why you three are here." He gestured to his team. "We are here to escort diplomatic leader through the city to find Batman. Then an explosion occurred in this area and if that crater proves anything, do you care to explain what happened."
They all heard a loud scream "Nooooo! Run! Get out of there! They're freakin nuts!" coming from 1337 on top of the building.
However, at the mention of batman, Wonder Woman grabbed the ODST and hoisted him in the air, not threatened by the others taking aim at her. "Who is this vile woman that dares to search for my Bru-er...batman!?"
"That would be I." The voice was all too familiar with Wonder woman. She put the ODST and became pale as ghost. "Hello Daughter." Queen Hippolyta said with a hint of disapproval. "To think the rumors were true."
Buck glared at the team ODSTs, shield agent, and royal guards sent that were to prevent her from coming to the location in case of danger. Wonder woman began to stutter.
However, a painful groan coming behind the trio gained everyone's attention. They all looked behind the trio to see a blonde caucasian man in a bat costume, who looked to have gone in a fight, laying on the floor. Slowly he began to stand up stared at the new people in confusion.
Queen Hippolyta's eyes widen in surprise and she slowly walked forward. Wonder woman flinched, thinking that she would be chewed out, but Hippolyta walked her. Hippolyta picked up the man in the batsuit, while wonder woman tried to stop her mother from killing Rogers for thinking that he was batman. (sidenote: Even though she nearly killed him earlier. Irony.)
The two blondes locked their gazes and drew big grins. She tore off a piece of the suit to reveal a star on his chest. Rogers gave her a salute "Hello again Queen Hippolyta." giving a bright smile. Everyone cocked their heads in confusion with the trio wondering how they knew each other, the ODSTs finding out that Steve Rogers wasn't the real Batman, and 1337 wondering why he was wearing his costume underneath the bat suit.
Tears began to swell in Hippolyta's eyes alarming Rogers with concern, but shocking the Amazonians due to their 'All men are evil' queen crying tears of joy towards a man."I thought you died many years ago." She tried to wipe away her tears. "Sniff I'm sorry for my appearance sniff...but I missed you dearly Star Bearer."
This brought Wonder Woman to her knees in total shock and horror. "Um Wondy?" Amy Rose waved a hand in her face, snapping her back to reality. "Does that mean anything to you?"
Everyone looked at her for answers. She regained some of her composer "Y-yes, during the age of the second world war our homeland was invaded by a group of Axis soldiers. We outnumbered them, but they had the leading edge in their technology and ruthlessness. They established a base and developed a weapon to win the war using our people to help build. Then a man who bore the stars of the gods and a magical weapon that always returned rid off these the end he and his men were exiled despite many favoring his company.." Then her face went in distress. "But to think he was real,let alone Captain America!"
Hippolyta gave a look of disappointment. "Of course he was real. (I swear our storytellers are too vague)." She facepalmed herself. "Where did you think your suit was designed from. In fact I'm fulfilling an old promise to the captain."
Cap cupped his chin his for a few seconds then his eyes grew wide with shock. "You don't mean…" Hippolyta nod her head. Looking to her daughter and Sharon Carter obviously unaware of said promise. He tried to cover most of his face with his hand. "Well you see, back in the war. A week after we liberated the island...well to put it short the Queen of the Amazonian tribe had feelings for me. She tried to seduce me by offering me to be a king if I dump Peggy Carter and marry her instead. She was quite persistent, so we quickly left the island not being exiled." His explanation shocked wonder woman and Sharon Carter to the core.
Hippolyta drew a cocky smirk. "Yes my daughter, he could have been your father, but that heifer Carter had to keep you away from me." Cap saw the resemblance between mother and daughter. "Now she is out of the can keep our promise, you can even bring that lad Bucky to the island." Her statement had a dire effect towards everyone's mood with Cap becoming depressed, Wonder Woman utterly horrified, Sharon seething with anger, and the rest shifting uncomfortably. "What?" Amy whispered in her ear about the story of Bucky. "By Hera! I'm so sorry star b…" As she tried to reach a hand towards Cap, Sharon carter stood in between the two.
Fire seemed to dwindle in the S. .L.D agent's eyes. Hippolyta only clicked her tongue in irritation. "You better lay your hands off him, or I'll send a helicarrier on your ass in the next few seconds." sharon Carter said with calm yet demanding tone.
"Who in Hades are you?"
"I'm the niece of the woman that you insulted." The Amazon queen merely shrugged her shoulders.
Cap walked to Sharon's right side and placed a hand on her shoulder. "Hippolyta this is Sharon Carter, my girlfriend." The temperature seemed to drop and the atmosphere gravely became heavy, especially heavier near Hippolyta. The ODSTs took a few steps back, Daisy-023 grabbed her bear keychain for comfort, and the trio of women shuffled away from the dark emission. On the rooftop Cal-141 took hold of O'Brien from behind and embraced him in a hug to shield him from any harm, despite that he squirmed like a toddler. 1337 gave two thumbs up while O'Brien gave him the word of the bird.
Cap raised his shield to protect agent 13. (Sidenote: Wait where did he get that from?) Hippolyta let out a scream of frustration. "Not another maiden of Carter. I refuse to lose again! You petty Woman if you wish to win the star bearer's affections, I demand for a duel!"
Wonder Woman wanted to take her mother back to the island,at least from the scene, but didn't out of fear and loyalty. Sharon stood straight and hooked an arm around Cap's. "I'm not an idiotic teenager fighting women to attract her man.(That's called high school.) I'm the woman who's by the man she loves and who loves her. So I don't even have to challenge you to paper,rocks & scissors."
With a snap of her fingers, Hippolyta summoned her two royal guards. They prevented sharon and Cap from leaving. The others didn't rush in to save the two in order to not jump the gun. Hippolyta took out a sword "Challenge me!"
Another tense minute of silence Rogers thought of anyway to get out of the jam the were in. However; a faint roar off in the distance that grew louder and louder. A large hulking red humanoid machine landed. This brought everyone's attention, which he used the opportunity to escape with sharon. He knew by the colors and design that the machine was the Hulk buster. "Stark?"
Hippolyta shot a confused look. "I presumed Stark died."
"No this is his son Anthony "Tony" stark." Just then the hulk buster walked passed Hippolyta, straight to Samus. Without warning the machine back hand samus into the air. The machine then broke its moment of silence "Payback's a bitch ain't it Samus. Luckily I got to deliver it to you personally instead of the copy of me that you backstabbed."
This voice chilled samus to the core. "Oh crap Cortana!"
Extra: Snake, Gordon, and Fred-104 lay bleeding to death. In Gotham, Captain America was dragged on the hot pavement and 1337 nearly broke his arm from another Spartan.
In the batcave, medic rubbed his head. "Mine medic senses are tingling. Mine new experiments."
One of the pros of having more characters makes more humor atmosphere and takes away some of the focus of the plot.
Well the story is near it's end and again thanks for reading, continue reading or else I challenge to duel.
Next chapter: Samus vs Cortana vs Dark Samus vs Linda-058
Hippolyta vs 1337
One special character will be punched I the groin.
Deadpool and the author see the jaws of Hell.
More to come so stay tune and voice your comments.
