Chapter 10
Why Zexion Hurts
"Well, I wanted to get money to get myself another unit of hair gel, so I needed to go out and get a (censored) job. The only one I had was a babysitting job."
"How could you get such injuries babysitting?" Larxene said.
"I haven't told you who I was babysitting for!" Zexion said.
"Who?" Lexaeus said.
"Three little demon brats!" Zexionm said, sitting up in bed. "Lock, Shock, and Barrel. Their guardian hired me to babysit 'em. They beat me up with anything they could grab. When they decided I wasn't tortured enough, they threw me out a window and made me kiss pavement."
"Ow, that oughta smart!" Xemnas said.
"It surely didn't tickle!" Zexion said.
"I hope you get well soon," Marluxia said. "Here! Fresh flowers to make you feel better!" Marluxia put the flowers on the bedside table.
"I hate kids!" Zexion said. "I really really hate kids!"
Luxord turned to leave, "Hey, you! Any comments?"
"I feel responsible for Zexion's pain," Luxord said.