Piccolo's Little Stress Free Vacation
by Slim Gohan
Disclaimers - God, these are so damn annoying to put in,
so here's the deal, I don't own it, period.
But if I did...........
Summary - Well last time on Piccolo's Little Stress Free
Vacation, Piccolo and Howie D ended up at a haunted mansion
and solved a mystery with the Scooby-Doo gang. The ghost was revealed
as everyone's favorite egotistal Saiyjin Prince - Vegeta!!! And after
Piccolo, Howie, Gohan, and Vegeta blew The Scooby-Doo gang to HELL.
So that's it, now I'm gonna plug my Lemon fic, Love From A Dream in the
Dragonball Z/Sailor Moon Crossovers section, it's Gohan and Ami(Sailor Mercury)
doing, well, what people do in a lemon. That gave me an idea for this installment
of Piccolo's Vacation, I hope you like it, and if you don't tell me what you
want see happen to Piccolo and Howie D (of the Backstreet Boys, Piccolo's theripist)
and I'll see what I can do. No offence to fans of these couples, just pointing out the
popular couples, that's all. My question is why isn't Tenshinhan in any DBZ/SM crossovers?
well, read on, later.
CH.10 - PICCOLO AND HOWIE D EXPLORE DRAGONBALL/SAILOR MOON CROSSOVERS
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HOTEL RESTERONT - HAWAII
Piccolo and Howie were sitting sweaty as always, at their table. Just getting done with some
bumpin' and grindin', drinking their water that they ordered, as they always do. But this time,
Howie had his laptop, and appeared to be reading the screen. Piccolo wondered what the hell he was
doing and decided to ask. "Howie, what the fuck are you doing? Are you looking at more porn sites? I
mean come on, that's for teenagers, haker nerds, and Boy Bands." "No, you fool. But you might wanna know
anyways. I'm reading a Vegeta/Usagi story." "Why would Vegeta be banging that girl from Sailor Moon? When
he has a wife and two kids?" "It's an Alternite Universe." "Makes No sense." "That's why were gonna take a
trip there." "Where?" "The world of DBZ/Sailor Moon crossovers!" "I'll go only if I can take Tenshinhan with me."
"Ok, and we already have a tour guide waiting, so hurry up." "Ok Doc."
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PLACE WHERE THEY MEET THEIR TOUR GUIDE
"Why am I here again?" "Because Piccolo wouldn't go without you." "Ok, where are we going?" Before Howie or Piccolo
could answer, their tour guide answered. "You will explore the world of the Dragonball/Sailor Moon crossover, or just
the major cliches." "Oh, ok." "Now, I'm your guide." The guide was revealed to be..............Nelly, the Country Grammar
rapper, and current St.Lunitac and Solo Artist. "Nelly, why are you here?" "Because the author saw that damn Jagged Edge
video, and couldn't think of anyone better." The three gave a big "Ohhhhh, Ok." "Well, now let's go. Everyone step onto the huge
blue placemat, and don't leave it anytime during the trip." "Ok." Piccolo, Howie, and Tenshinhan joined Nelly on the big blue placemat
and the mat with the four disappeared."
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DESTINATION ONE - VEGETA/USAGI FIC
The mat appeared in a place that couldn't be seen by people in the fic. "Where are we?" "Well Tenshinhan, we're in a Vegeta/Usagi fic."
"Vegeta?" "Just watch.
Piccolo, Tenshinhan, and Howie viewed Vegeta cheating on Bulma with Usagi, and killing a monster with the Sailor Scouts, and ending up
together at the end. "Why am I so weak?" "Why am I not in it?" Everyone looked at Tenshinhan and shrugged. Next they viewed a story where
Usagi and Vegeta were stepbrother and stepsister. She disappears, and later returns, with a glorious celebration. Then she and the Scouts
with the help of the Z Warriors (minus Tenshinhan, Chaozu, and Yamcha) destroy a monster, and save the world. "Where was I?" Next they viewed
a Usagi as a princess and Vegeta as a prince being betrothed, hating it, then fall in love at the end. "I'm not in any of these!" Everyone
looked at Tenshinhan and shrugged again. "Well, let's go to the next section"
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DESTINATION TWO - GOHAN/CHIBI-USA FIC
"Ok, Nelly. Where are we now?" "A Gohan/Chibi-Usa fic." Piccolo flared up with hatred. "Gohan....and the stupid pink, annoying, 7 year old!!!"
"Well, sad to say, yes. Now just view."
Piccolo, Tenshinhan, and Howie viewed Gohan meeting Chibi-Usa at a varity of places, falling in love, meeting up with a monster, and with the
scouts and Z fighters, kill the monster, and end up together in the end. "Why wasn't I in this one?", next they viewed one where Gohan goes into the
Sailor Moon dimension and falls in love with Chibi-Usa, and end up happily ever after. But of corse, with some help from the Z Warriors, the Scouts beat
a new monster. "WHERE AM I???" "Let's go the next section."
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DESTINATION THREE - TRUNKS/GOTEN WITH THE REST OF THE SAILOR SCOUTS
"Undela, Undela Mommy E.I. E.I., uhohhhh whats Poppin tonight?" "Nelly, were here." "Oh, sorry Howie. Well we're in the Trunks, Goten, and the Sailor Scouts
section." "You mean....." "Just watch."
Tenshinhan, Howie, and Piccolo watched Goten and Trunks get together with the Sailor Scouts in a varity of ways. Most included were fights with villians, and
the two factions teaming up to beat them. "I'M NOT IN ANY OF THESE!?!?!?!?!?!" Nelly, Howie, and Piccolo turned to Tenshinhan and shrugged again. Then they viewed
the various lemons in this section, Minako and Goten having sex, Usagi and Trunks doing the horizontal polka, Goten nailing Lita, Trunks and Rei getting it on, and
Goten, and Trunks doing Chibi-Usa. All of the pairings were reversed. The only Sailor Scout not involved in the lemons was Ami. And Tenshinhan wasn't mentioned,
but everyone else was. "This is pissing me off. Not even a fucking cameo." Well, we're almost done Tenshinhan, so hold up."
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DESTINATION FOUR - 17/USAGI FIC
"If you wanna go and take a ride wit me," "Nelly we're here." "Oh, well here's your Typical Android 17/Usagi fic." "17?!?! He get's mentioned
and I don't?????"
Howie, Tenshinhan, and Piccolo watched 17 and usagi meeting in different ways, for example their child comes when Usagi is in the DBZ universe, and they fall in love.
Moster comes and Sailor Moon helps Z Warriors beat villan. "I hate these stories." "Well at least you're in them." and then a fic where Usagi is an android, and they get
together. "16 is mentioned?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!? I hate this." "Well, we have one more Tenshinhan, then it's over."
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DESTINATION FIVE - GOKU/SAILOR SCOUTS
"Now, we're in the Goku and Sailor Scouts section. "This sucks, Piccolo, I'm gonna kill you." "Well, watch."
Piccolo, Howie, and Tenshinhan viewed Goku coming back, and falling for Usagi in one, Hotaru in another, Rei in yet another one. In all of them
it is after GT. Vegeta, Goten, and Trunks are still alive in all of them for some unknown reason. "Can we go now?" "Yes." "Finally!" "Great!"
"We're not going to touch the Piccolo/Ami, Gohan/Ami, and Yamcha/Minako sections."
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PLACE WHERE THEY MET NELLY
"Thanks for the trip Nelly." "Welcome, now I gotta go make another album." Nelly disappeared, and the three went home.
Howie and Piccolo did what they usually did at the end of a chapter, and "had fun" with Ami and Trista, and Tenshinhan wrote a
DBZ/Saior Moon crossover with himself as the main character, and kicking everyone's ass.
As for Vegeta........
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CAPSULE
Vegeta and Bulma were were working on another kid. Trunks and Goten were watching Barney.
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WELL THAT'S CHAPTER 10, IF YOU HAVE IDEAS, TELL ME, NEXT IN CH.11 - PICCOLO AND HOWIE D?
by Slim Gohan
Disclaimers - God, these are so damn annoying to put in,
so here's the deal, I don't own it, period.
But if I did...........
Summary - Well last time on Piccolo's Little Stress Free
Vacation, Piccolo and Howie D ended up at a haunted mansion
and solved a mystery with the Scooby-Doo gang. The ghost was revealed
as everyone's favorite egotistal Saiyjin Prince - Vegeta!!! And after
Piccolo, Howie, Gohan, and Vegeta blew The Scooby-Doo gang to HELL.
So that's it, now I'm gonna plug my Lemon fic, Love From A Dream in the
Dragonball Z/Sailor Moon Crossovers section, it's Gohan and Ami(Sailor Mercury)
doing, well, what people do in a lemon. That gave me an idea for this installment
of Piccolo's Vacation, I hope you like it, and if you don't tell me what you
want see happen to Piccolo and Howie D (of the Backstreet Boys, Piccolo's theripist)
and I'll see what I can do. No offence to fans of these couples, just pointing out the
popular couples, that's all. My question is why isn't Tenshinhan in any DBZ/SM crossovers?
well, read on, later.
CH.10 - PICCOLO AND HOWIE D EXPLORE DRAGONBALL/SAILOR MOON CROSSOVERS
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HOTEL RESTERONT - HAWAII
Piccolo and Howie were sitting sweaty as always, at their table. Just getting done with some
bumpin' and grindin', drinking their water that they ordered, as they always do. But this time,
Howie had his laptop, and appeared to be reading the screen. Piccolo wondered what the hell he was
doing and decided to ask. "Howie, what the fuck are you doing? Are you looking at more porn sites? I
mean come on, that's for teenagers, haker nerds, and Boy Bands." "No, you fool. But you might wanna know
anyways. I'm reading a Vegeta/Usagi story." "Why would Vegeta be banging that girl from Sailor Moon? When
he has a wife and two kids?" "It's an Alternite Universe." "Makes No sense." "That's why were gonna take a
trip there." "Where?" "The world of DBZ/Sailor Moon crossovers!" "I'll go only if I can take Tenshinhan with me."
"Ok, and we already have a tour guide waiting, so hurry up." "Ok Doc."
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PLACE WHERE THEY MEET THEIR TOUR GUIDE
"Why am I here again?" "Because Piccolo wouldn't go without you." "Ok, where are we going?" Before Howie or Piccolo
could answer, their tour guide answered. "You will explore the world of the Dragonball/Sailor Moon crossover, or just
the major cliches." "Oh, ok." "Now, I'm your guide." The guide was revealed to be..............Nelly, the Country Grammar
rapper, and current St.Lunitac and Solo Artist. "Nelly, why are you here?" "Because the author saw that damn Jagged Edge
video, and couldn't think of anyone better." The three gave a big "Ohhhhh, Ok." "Well, now let's go. Everyone step onto the huge
blue placemat, and don't leave it anytime during the trip." "Ok." Piccolo, Howie, and Tenshinhan joined Nelly on the big blue placemat
and the mat with the four disappeared."
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DESTINATION ONE - VEGETA/USAGI FIC
The mat appeared in a place that couldn't be seen by people in the fic. "Where are we?" "Well Tenshinhan, we're in a Vegeta/Usagi fic."
"Vegeta?" "Just watch.
Piccolo, Tenshinhan, and Howie viewed Vegeta cheating on Bulma with Usagi, and killing a monster with the Sailor Scouts, and ending up
together at the end. "Why am I so weak?" "Why am I not in it?" Everyone looked at Tenshinhan and shrugged. Next they viewed a story where
Usagi and Vegeta were stepbrother and stepsister. She disappears, and later returns, with a glorious celebration. Then she and the Scouts
with the help of the Z Warriors (minus Tenshinhan, Chaozu, and Yamcha) destroy a monster, and save the world. "Where was I?" Next they viewed
a Usagi as a princess and Vegeta as a prince being betrothed, hating it, then fall in love at the end. "I'm not in any of these!" Everyone
looked at Tenshinhan and shrugged again. "Well, let's go to the next section"
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DESTINATION TWO - GOHAN/CHIBI-USA FIC
"Ok, Nelly. Where are we now?" "A Gohan/Chibi-Usa fic." Piccolo flared up with hatred. "Gohan....and the stupid pink, annoying, 7 year old!!!"
"Well, sad to say, yes. Now just view."
Piccolo, Tenshinhan, and Howie viewed Gohan meeting Chibi-Usa at a varity of places, falling in love, meeting up with a monster, and with the
scouts and Z fighters, kill the monster, and end up together in the end. "Why wasn't I in this one?", next they viewed one where Gohan goes into the
Sailor Moon dimension and falls in love with Chibi-Usa, and end up happily ever after. But of corse, with some help from the Z Warriors, the Scouts beat
a new monster. "WHERE AM I???" "Let's go the next section."
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DESTINATION THREE - TRUNKS/GOTEN WITH THE REST OF THE SAILOR SCOUTS
"Undela, Undela Mommy E.I. E.I., uhohhhh whats Poppin tonight?" "Nelly, were here." "Oh, sorry Howie. Well we're in the Trunks, Goten, and the Sailor Scouts
section." "You mean....." "Just watch."
Tenshinhan, Howie, and Piccolo watched Goten and Trunks get together with the Sailor Scouts in a varity of ways. Most included were fights with villians, and
the two factions teaming up to beat them. "I'M NOT IN ANY OF THESE!?!?!?!?!?!" Nelly, Howie, and Piccolo turned to Tenshinhan and shrugged again. Then they viewed
the various lemons in this section, Minako and Goten having sex, Usagi and Trunks doing the horizontal polka, Goten nailing Lita, Trunks and Rei getting it on, and
Goten, and Trunks doing Chibi-Usa. All of the pairings were reversed. The only Sailor Scout not involved in the lemons was Ami. And Tenshinhan wasn't mentioned,
but everyone else was. "This is pissing me off. Not even a fucking cameo." Well, we're almost done Tenshinhan, so hold up."
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DESTINATION FOUR - 17/USAGI FIC
"If you wanna go and take a ride wit me," "Nelly we're here." "Oh, well here's your Typical Android 17/Usagi fic." "17?!?! He get's mentioned
and I don't?????"
Howie, Tenshinhan, and Piccolo watched 17 and usagi meeting in different ways, for example their child comes when Usagi is in the DBZ universe, and they fall in love.
Moster comes and Sailor Moon helps Z Warriors beat villan. "I hate these stories." "Well at least you're in them." and then a fic where Usagi is an android, and they get
together. "16 is mentioned?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!? I hate this." "Well, we have one more Tenshinhan, then it's over."
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DESTINATION FIVE - GOKU/SAILOR SCOUTS
"Now, we're in the Goku and Sailor Scouts section. "This sucks, Piccolo, I'm gonna kill you." "Well, watch."
Piccolo, Howie, and Tenshinhan viewed Goku coming back, and falling for Usagi in one, Hotaru in another, Rei in yet another one. In all of them
it is after GT. Vegeta, Goten, and Trunks are still alive in all of them for some unknown reason. "Can we go now?" "Yes." "Finally!" "Great!"
"We're not going to touch the Piccolo/Ami, Gohan/Ami, and Yamcha/Minako sections."
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PLACE WHERE THEY MET NELLY
"Thanks for the trip Nelly." "Welcome, now I gotta go make another album." Nelly disappeared, and the three went home.
Howie and Piccolo did what they usually did at the end of a chapter, and "had fun" with Ami and Trista, and Tenshinhan wrote a
DBZ/Saior Moon crossover with himself as the main character, and kicking everyone's ass.
As for Vegeta........
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CAPSULE
Vegeta and Bulma were were working on another kid. Trunks and Goten were watching Barney.
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WELL THAT'S CHAPTER 10, IF YOU HAVE IDEAS, TELL ME, NEXT IN CH.11 - PICCOLO AND HOWIE D?