Aka no Ex
Red Exorcist
Blue Exorcist/Harry Potter crossover

Darksider82
Anyone

Zehn: Back to Hogwarts

Harry and the Exorcists managed to extricate themselves from Diagon Alley. After crashing at some undisclosed location *Grimmauld Place* where they had to endure the loud and embellished mother hen of Molly Weasley. Yugao grabbing Harry's swords with Yukio grabbing his brothers guns to stop him from killing Snape.

Needless to say it was an entertaining couple of days. Finally the exorcists were being escorted by several members of the Order of the Phoenix to the trainstation. It was understandable the exorcists weren't above not taking people alive whereas The Order wanted people to repent.

The trip from Grimmauld to the Train was simple enough. The train ride was uneventful aside from Malfoy trying to be an obnoxious prat but that was by the by. Harry this time had a feeling he'd enjoy Hogwarts this time as he stretched out. Hermione and Ron jumped when they heard Harry's limbs crack and pop due to the cramped space. "Settle down Harry." Called Yugao who was disgruntled as she was resting her head on his shoulder. She may be his superior but she was also close to him in age and thus allowed to break protocol.

Everyone arrived at Hogwarts, Harry piled into the carriages with Ron and Hermione and fell asleep again stowing a handgun and sword inside his trenchcoat along with various other tricks such as a quick summoning circle keyed to his four djinn and his 'Exorcist Approved' summons list.

"We're here Harry." Hermione called, she couldn't help but snort as Harry fell out of the carriage, picked himself up and trudged inside. As he entered the hall a smile crossed his face as he saw Shura, Arthur and Mephisto sitting at the table. "Exwire Potter...We're going to be using you as part of our class teaching." Stated Shura, her hand drifting to her tattoo.

Harry grinned "I accept." With that he bowed with an elaborate hand gesture before getting shooing dismissal from Arthur which he retaliated with a flip off. "How can I be related to a teen like you?" Arthur asked aloud. "Because of the Lord Almighty and Birds and the Bee's. Besides you know how my mother was supposedly and her sister." Arthur nodded "Yes...I can't fault here. I dislike that you're demon born."

Harry smirked "I don't. But be greatful that my fate is tied up in something else." Arthur chuckled "Yes, our destructable and immortal shock trooper. What happened in the Alley to cause you to lose your humanity?"

"Demon Lords, Amaimon and Astaroth. I fought Astorath, got kicked around. Yugao joined in and got kicked around. He was about to start eating civilians and Yugao held my powers lock and key and I asked her to make a decision of allowing my true self become shown at the risk of hundreds of lives. If you execute me know this, I'll make the same mistakes again and again."

Their dialogue had caught the attention of the students and few began to step back as smoke began to trickle out of Harry's fingertips. Mephisto tapped his umbrella sharply "Arthur, stop testing him. He's brash and stupid true. But do not doubt what he did. Yes he's a demon but he's got a human heart. Even you can see the humour in it." Arthur nodded.

Harry sat down "What was that about demanded Hermione?"

Harry stared at her "Complicated...Very complicated." Hermione sniffed sharply "Uncomplicated it." Harry shook his head "You'll get all indignant and start barking up the wrong trees and making things harder for me." Hermione's eyes glistened "I only..."

During their discussion Shura Kirigakure made her way over to them "You two..." She said gesturing to Hermione and Ron "...Must be his mates...This is way out of everyones hands including our illoustrious paladins. Anyways all of you eat up and then you're going to have a practical demonstration on some of the new classes you're going to be having."

Dinner was an interesting affair as Dumbledore had publically sorted all of the exorcists who were seventeen or under into houses. Yugao had been sorted into Gryffindor and immediately grabbed a seat next to Harry much to Ginny's chagrin. "He's mine Ginny-san." Then Dumbledore stood up.

"Students, in light of recent events. Hogwarts is going to be playing host to a large squad of Exorcists from Japan and Britain. With persuasion from the Grigori Counsel, who have concented that the population of Hogwarts will learn from them and should they have potential or willing to try and become an Exorcist. But first a demonstration and therefore I hand over to the Paladin, His Holiness, Arthur. A. Angel of the Class 1979."

Arthur stood up "Thankyou Headmaster Dumbledore. Exwire Potter and Second Class Exorcist Hyuga please stand and display the Meister Role of the Knight."

Harry and Yugao pulled off the robes, leaving Harry in a baggy jumper and combat trousers and trainers. "Not fighting in a vest?" Harry grinned "Not willing to burn my jumper or reveal my full powers but needless to say I may display some other skills." He said as he drew his Chokuto. Yugao drew her broadsword and the pair crossed blades and the duel began.

The students were transfixed as the duo clashed blades and exchanged; punches, kicks and flips along with sword exchanges at lightning speeds. The students were transfixed, transfixed so much that they couldn't gasp when Harry kicked Yugao in the leg sending her off balance only for her to reverse it with a resounding kick to the ribs.

Arthur nodded at Harry causing him to grin "Bartimaeus! Hearken!" There was a flash of heat and something appeared. Yugao jumped backwards pulling out a handgun and with amazing dexterity shot a pentagram around Harry's feet. "These two have so far demonstrated the Meisteries of a Knight, Tamer and Dragoon. Or Swords, Summoning and Gunplay. Our other Meisters are Aria's or Preachers and Doctors our Medics. You two are dismissed."

Harry shook himself down "Really? Shooting my feet." Yugao smirked at him "You're the one who told me if you need to shoot a knight take his feet." She replied impishly. Harry hit his head on the table "It's his legs or knees, never the feet."

Hermione stared at Bartimaeus in shock "Is that a Demon." She exclaimed, Harry looked at Bartimaeus who nodded and dissappeared in a plume of smoke "Djinn actually. Find the term Demon insulting. Had to pull one off my colleague because he used one MY summonings." Harry grinned as Hermione looked poleaxed "Explain." She demanded.

Harry, and the Muggleborns nearby dissolved into giggles as it came out high pitched and robotic. Harry couldn't help but laugh as he pictured Hermione in a Triangular and Spherical for the better term Dustbin with a whisk and a plunger or for those in the know; Dalek. "What's so funny." Screeched Hermione causing even more laughs. "You...sound...like...a...Dalek." Harry waved his wand and muttered something under his breath.

Hermione stared at Harry with flames in her eyes "I didn't do this. Anyways hysterics aside. Two sorts of summons. Magician summons and Exorcist summons. I don't know the difference as I use Magician Summons. Anyways from the words of the Djinn itself; Five generic categories of Mariads, Afrits, Djinn, Foliots and Imps however more that can't be classed as Imps and some cannot be classed as Mariads. They and Magicians look at things called the Planes. The stronger the Spirit...Preferred calling the more Planes they can disguise themselves on. However according to Bartimaeus if you use more than eight planes then you're a show off."

Hermione had her quill out and was scribbling away as were everyone else who were interested. Apparently Mephisto had slapped him with a microphone powered by his own magic and he was talking to the whole school. "What are they made of?" Asked a Ravenclaw Seventh Year.

Harry spun on him "How can you hear me?" The Ravenclaw pointed to Harry's ear and Harry saw the microphone and a grinning Mephisto and smirking Arthur "Bloody pranksters for superiors. I'll get them...somehow...Anyways they're made up of Essence that comes from the Otherside. That's all I know at this moment in time."

"How do you control them?" Asked Terry Boot. "Carefully. Very carefully. Word of Advice unless you're suficiently skilled in protections use an alias. Unfortunately for me I can't...Not with the ones I call on. Family bound. As for Bartimaeus he's the only one that has the best mix of Spirit-Human relationships, has something akin to diplomacy, brains and can throw around a fair few spells. The others I have are all of one none of the rest. One is according to Bartimaeus 'Seriously lacking in intelligence but is moronically strong to the point of indestructability.'"

"You mentioned entities that are 'Beyond the Classes', how would you Harry deal with them? I mean if the rumours are true you've faced a Troll, Killed a Snake of somesort, driven off Dementors, outwitted a Dragon, the Denizens of the Lake and duelled You-Know-Who...Can you clarify the others if you can."

Harry grinned "Stuck my wand in the Troll's nose and piggybacked it. Ron dropped the club on the Trollshead via leviation, First Year. Basilisk, it's in the Chamber of secrets. I'll take tours of year groups if teachers permit. Yes its true a Patronus. Grindylow, Merfolk, Redcappers and that's it won't say how as that will open me to libel and being an accomplice. Duelled Voldemort true but can't say all those times I had no way out. But for these things RUN. Run you clever children and remember. They manipulate WARP REALITY at its FUNDAMENTAL LEVELS. Our laws moth magical and muggle views on physics are gone the moment they show up. So RUN. If you think of summoning one I'll put you against the wall and kill you myself." He finished with a growl.

"On a more pleasent note, off to bed and remember classes start after the weekend." Announced Dumbledore.