Sorry guys, school just started back up again and it sucks. 10th grade though so only 2 more! Just finished a huge project today and getting reading for my trip to las Vegas and Phoenix to meet my internet friend! So I've been busy. Again, terribly sorry. Here you go though!

(Fang's POV)

"Oh. My. God. Max this would look perfect on you! And I might be able to find one in your size. This one's a bit big. Gimme a sec." Nudge spoke, voice muffled by the clothes rack her face was buried in.

"Nudge, I've got plenty clothes and I hate trying them on, it's fine. I don't need to spend any more of Fang's money. Which I will be paying you back for later, by the way." The last part being directed towards me.

I just shook my head, which she responded to by rolling her eyes and started fiddling with the miss-matched locket and chain she always wore. That was also when Nudge turned around and noticed.

"Hey Max? Why do you have a gold locket but a silver chain?"

Max looked surprised. She apparently didn't realized she was playing with it and immediately dropped her hand to her side. "Oh. Uh. Well. The actual locket belonged to my mother but the chain was just something I found and I didn't have one so I used it. I don't really care much for fashion so it worked." She shrugged.

"Yeah, but don't you want a matching chain? Hasn't anyone ever even noticed it?" Nudge seemed upset someone's accessories didn't match. Max just laughed it off.

"Yes, Nudge, because before creatures want to kill me, they want to make sure that my outfit matches perfectly."

"That's what I would do!" She said completely serious. And I believed her.

"That's exactly why no one tries to kill you. They just couldn't bear the humiliation that their outfits would bring." She winked at Nudge.

Nudge dramatically flipped her long curly brown hair. "Well of course not."

I cut in then. "Well if you guys are done, I'll be right back."

Max gave me a confused look. "And where do you think you're going, Hero? If I have to deal with this, so do you!"

Nudge and Angel, however, looked elated. "That's perfect! We wanted to take Max to Victoria's Secret!"

"What's Victoria's Secret?" Max had never been to a mall before and neither had I so we were both lost when it came to stores and their names.

They just smiled. "You'll see later, Max." They turned to me. "Now you, mister, better get going. We have stuff to do and you're in our way!"

"Fine." I turned and walked away. I just hoped I could find what I was looking for.

(Max's POV)

"THAT'S Victoria's Secret?!" She looked horrified. "Why would I EVER need THAT stuff!?"

"Chill, Max. This is only the front of the store. They do have actual clothes, not just underwear and bras. You need those too though. We just didn't want to get them with Fang around." Angel explained.

I felt my face go red just at the thought of it. I would've been mortified. "Well... Thanks for that at least."

They both smiled brightly "No problem!"

"But we have to hurry up before Fang finishes what he's doing and comes looking for us." I pointed out.

"Deal."

After that horrific ordeal was over, it was almost six. Iggy should be getting here soon. Speaking of which, I should probably give Fang a heads up on our new house guest. I told Iggy I'd meet him at the portal at the casino, so I should probably be getting there soon. Right now though, we were in the food court still waiting for Fang. Where the hell did he even go?

A couple seconds later, I felt my neck prick. Speak of the devil and he shall come.

... Well think of the devil, actually.

"Hey Hero, where did you go? It doesn't look like you bought anything." He was standing there with his hands in his black jeans pockets and his usual blank face. No bags or anything. He just made eye contact with me and shrugged.

"Whatever." If he didn't want to answer, then I didn't want to know. Even though I was really really curious. "By the way Fang..." I started. I noticed him physically tense, as if expecting something bad already. "My friend from down under may be coming to visit for a while."

He glared at me. "A while?"

I fidgeted. "Umm. Yeah. A while. Like, maybe forever?" I don't know what I was expecting. Maybe he'd try to strangle me, or set me on fire, or hell even turn me over to my Father. Angel and Nudge thought the same as they scurried off to hide behind a plastic tree and watch from a safe distance. Instead though, he just sighed very heavily and pinched the bridge of his nose.

"When is she getting here?"

"Tonight. I have to go pick him up at the portal." This apparently sparked his interest. He apparently didn't notice it was not a female.

"A portal? That's how your kind infiltrate the Earth? I didn't know that. Angels are just casted out and land where ever they fall at when their wings are ripped off. This is great! I can just destroy the portal!" Now for those of you who don't know Fang, he isn't big on showing his feelings because he thinks it's a weakness. So him being this excited about anything, then it's pretty big. "It's settled then. I'm coming with you to pick her up." Wow, he must be really excited to miss the fact that Iggy is a boy.

Sometimes.

"Well come on, Princess. We've got places to be and portals to blow up." Should I tell him? ... Nah I'd love to see a surprised Fang. It's the best.

"Aye, aye, Captain."

(Dylan's POV shocking right?)

"You have failed me, Minion!" Lucifer bellowed.

"I'm sorry, dear Lord. I didn't realize it was her until later! Then when I did notice, that stupid mutt stepped in!" I pleaded.

"The Mutt? As in the one she was sent to kill?"

"Yes. That one." His eyes narrowed.

"You wouldn't have happened to break that cellular device that was in her possession, did you?"

"No, of course not!" It was the truth, although I would've said anything to escape his wrath.

He looked thoughtful. "And they both were gone when you awakened?"

"Yes, my Master."

"You are dismissed." At those words, two of the guards in the throne room were by my side and hefting me by my shoulders. Then they threw me out of the throne room.

That went well.

Hey guys! So how'd you like it? And the QUESTION OF THE DAY IS: Do you prefer Eggy or Niggy? The one with the most votes shall be apart of the stories so vote! R&R and thanks for reading!