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Ch.10; He's gonna eat my soul!
It's like 5:30 in the morning, Charlie has just left for work, and Bella wakes up screaming bloody morning.
Edward: Bella love what's wrong!?
Bella: SPARKY PLADASTRY'S GONNA EAT MY SOULD BECAUSE I KILLED HIM!!
Edward: Shhhh it's ok, it was just a dream.
Bella: Nu-uh I'm a murderer I'm going to hell!
Edward: Why don't you tell me what happened?
Bella: Ok so it all went down like this-
Enter Flashback
Bella: This is my rifle, this is my gun!… Oh crackers I don't remember the rest…
Sparky P.: Bark!
Bella was twirling the gun around trying to be the chick named Hillary Duff or Christy Carlson Ramona or from Cadet Kelly, when the gun goes off hitting her leg then she tumbled on top of Sparky P then somehow re-trips in midair kicking Sparky P. into a tree, then the gun magically goes off and the bullet flies into Sparky P's arse, ya….
End of Flashback
Edward: You do realize when they do those things the guns are not loaded right?
Bella: I'M LITTLE HENRY!
Edward: Who?
Bella: The boy from old yeller!
Edward: I don't think that was his name…
Bella: Ya I know but I just don't know his mother freaking name!
Edward: Ok you need more sleep, that much is clear. I'm going to go change, so I'll be right back. Until I come back, Stay Off Your Leg!
-He leaves-
Bella: But I have to pee….