Well here we go, another chapter, since the last one wasn't good enough to appease you people...

Sasuke: Bashing me only leads to disaster, you should know this by now...

SOSG: no, no one reads NATF, so your bashing has just gone un-noticed...

Sasuke: Liar!!

SOSG: SAS-GAY!!

Sasuke: I will kill you!! (le flying tackle)

KZ:...okay moving on, we don't own Naruto... but watching is very fun...

"Ino!" Kunara shouted, still pissed off a bit about Sasuke.

"It's my turn already?" The blonde asked. "Sakura isn't even back yet!" Then Ino thought about it. "Sakura isn't back yet...let's go ahead and do it, really quickly, before she does get back!!" She stood as she said this.

"I handled Sasuke, you get the Sasuke fan." Kunara tossed the mike to the Host ANBU. "I need a cookie" and once again, Kunara was gone.

Ino stepped onto the stage, silently cursing. "I can't believe I agreed to do this" She muttered, "...with Sasuke here no less!"

The ANBU peered down at Sasuke, who seemed ready to let a Chidori fly for being kicked off the stage onto the floor, and then her focus returned to Ino. "I don't think you are actually on his mind at the moment, and if he acts on what IS on his mind, he won't be here much longer. So behave Sa-Sue!" She glared at the Uchiha, and then said louder and into the mike. "I don't get what you see in him Ino."

Ino seemed to get mad, but took a deep breath. "I don't see anything in him... That's why I never liked him."

Everyone stared at her, including the Host ANBU and Sasuke. "You... don't like him?" asked the Host ANBU slowly.

"No, I have my eyes on another." She sighed dreamily.

Everyone in the audience leaned forward to the point of falling over. Who could Ino possibly want more then Sasuke?

"Uzumaki Naruto!!" Ino squeed loudly.

"WHAT?!" Yelled the ANBU, Sasuke, and the entire audience as they all fell over.

Ino flipped back her hair and winked. "Blondes do have more fun." She giggled, eye twitching ever so minutely.

"...A love triangle then!!" The ANBU recovered, standing with a flourish of her free hand to Ino. "Ino... What about Hinata? She and Naruto just hooked up!! Are you jealous?"

"Hinata doesn't deserve someone like him. No, but I do!!"

Sasuke stared up at Ino. One of his biggest fangirls, in love with that dobe? He felt something burning in his chest. Was he...Jealous?... Nah, just the after affects of his Jutsu. Too many fire-Jutsu are bad for your chest.

A girl in strange clothing and glasses hopped in front of Sasuke, holding a box close to her face. "Fire Jutsu got you burning? Then use Prilosec OTC! Gets rid of Jutsu burn fast!! Side effects include Headache, Abdominal Pain, Diarrhea, Dizziness, Constipation, and Back Pain. Will not help Jealousy, fear, of any other emotions, so look for therapy Duck-Butt!!" She thrust the package into his hands and was gone with a purple smoke cloud.

Sasuke twitched slightly, and looked around. It seemed no one noticed the girl was even there, so he, not knowing why, pocketed the 'Prilosec' and then continued to glare at Ino...That traitor.

The ANBU grinned. "Well we could always summon Hinata here and see how she feels about you liking her man." The ANBU began to perform the same Jutsu Kunara used. "I summon Hyuuga Hina- "

"What?" asked Ino, panicky. 'Sakura's gonna die.' She thought, angrily, closing her eyes. "You really don't have to!!"

The ANBU froze a second before releasing her Chakra. "Why? Don't you want to fight for him? He is your love after all..."

"Naruto's nice and all, but there is no need to call Hinata here..." Ino said, holding her hands up.

"But you said you loved him, there must be a chosen couple, so there has to be a fight for it! The crowd wants it to happen, and I'm agreeing with them!" She pointed out to the masses all cheering "Fight, Fight, Fight!!"

"I...I...I can't take this anymore!! Ino screamed.

"Good, admit your feelings and face your love rival, it's the first step and you'll feel better doing it." The ANBU chirped.

"Feel better...? I'm talking about something else!!" Ino threw her hands up. "I don't like Naruto you idiots! I can't believe you would actually think that I would follow Sasuke for all these years, and just say that, that was a lie!!" She looked at Sasuke sweetly.

"I'm sure Sasuke saw right through it, right?"

Sasuke nodded solemnly. Of course... He knew it all along.

The ANU went still for about three seconds, and then she dove at the Blonde, throttling her. "THEN WHY SAY IT IN THE FIRST PLACE YOU IDIOT?!" She began to rant, about wanting a good show and lying blonde bitches, her day off and too much sake, when an explosion hit the roof of the building, tearing a large section of it off. "Art is a Bang, Un!" was heard through the chaos.

Cliffhanger, un though you probably know who it is right, un? XD

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