Chapter X

Early the next morning everyone was gathered down stairs. Well almost everyone. Xemnas was just getting down stairs to see where everyone went. To Xemnas interest everyone was gathered in the living room.

Xemnas: "Hey guys, what are you doing?"

Saix: "Just playing a bit of Wii Sports."

Xemnas: "Ooooh. Can I play?"

Demyx: "Oh, go ahead I just lost anyway."

Xemnas: "He, he, he, he. I mean that sucks."

Demyx handed Xemnas his Wii-mote and took his seat on the giant couch in the living room. Xemnas seemed a bit confounded with the intricate design of the Wii and the Wii-mote.

Xemnas: "What the-? How the hell do you play this thing?"

Saix: "Oh it's easy. Hey I have an idea. Let's play Mario Party 8. Just go put it in, Xemnas."

Xemnas: "Sure."

Get this. As soon as Xemnas touched the Wii it exploded.

Xemnas: "Stupid seventh generation video game consoles. I liked the sixth generation better."

Marluxia: "But the seventh generation has the PS3."

Larxene: "And the XBOX 360."

Roxas: "And the Wii."

Demyx: "And my Spongebob action figure."

long angry pause at Demyx's expense

Xemnas: "God damn it Demyx."

Axel "Ah who cares. We've got an XBOX 360. Let's plug that up."

Demyx: "Wha-? You had the money for my various and very necessary heart operations but you decided to spend it all on video games?"

Xemnas: "Now that I think about it, Demyx who let you back in? And in any case I think the first generation was the best."

Xaldin: "Wait, the first generation of video games? How old are you?"

Xemnas: "Very."

Xigbar: "Well I don't know about you but I'm going to talk about Mario out loud as if it's normal. But of course we all know that it's not.

Zexion: "Anyway what do you guys think about Mega Man?"

Vexen: "his last few games sucked ass and that new show he's got out on Toonami Jetstream sucks ass, just like him."

Lexeaus: "I don't know. Being able to become Mega Man is fucking cool!"

Xemnas: (sighs) "Lexeaus, go stand in the corner."

Lexeaus: "But I-

Xemnas: "Now, please. Thank you. Well I think MAR is pretty cool. You ever notice that in the right light Alviss looks kinda-

Xaldin: "Well I think The Prince of Tennis is pretty cool. Even though its kind of hard to believe that you can do a whole lot of that crap that they do. Although it would be cool if you could. You ever notice that in the right light Ryoma looks kinda-

Xigbar: "Well Hikaru no Go is pretty interesting. I think it's super special awesome. If only I knew how to play. You guys ever notice that in the right light Hikaru looks kinda-

Xalidn: "Wait I thought you were going to talk about Mario."

Xigbar: "Good point. If I could I would bang Princess Peach and Princess Daisy. At the same time. Tonight."

once more, a long awkward pause

Marluxia: "I think it's cool how they put Zatch Bell on Jetstream. I miss that show. I mean I really miss it. Y'know, all those little kids running around. Fighting each other. You ever notice that in the right light Zatch looks kinda fuckable?"

Xemnas: (to the readers) "Can you hold on for one second please?"

Xemnas: (to sharinganrivers) "What the hell? Why didn't you rake that out?"

sharinganrivers: "I thought it was funny."

Xemnas: "It isn't."

sharinganrivers: "Oh, well."

Xemnas: "Don't do that, okay?"

sharinganrivers: "Eh, we'll see."

Xemnas: "I mean it."

sharinganrivers: "Okay."

Xemnas: (to Marluxia) "Don't say that again. Unless it's really, really funny. Really, really funny."

Zexion: "Final Fantasy sucks."

Xigbar: "Let's jump him. If Mario was an electrician I would fuck him twice as hard."

Xemnas: "Stop saying things like that."

Zexion: "Did I say Final Fantasy sucks? I meant Sonic's latest games suck. I mean really badly too."

Saix: "True but then again think about it SEGA was really tying to push it wit the Wii and the XBOX 360."

Vexen: "Where did you and the latter 6 members go to?"

Luxord: "We got ice cream and soda."

Xemnas: "I want ice-cream."

Lexeaus: "I could use a tasty beverage."

Later

Xemnas: "So Marluxia's a pedophile huh?"

sharinganrivers: "Yep. Why do you think Namine was locked up in Castle Oblivion in the first place?"

Xemnas: "Hmm."

sharinganrivers: "Yeah I've read a bunch of fics on this site about Marluxia raping Namine."

Xemnas: "Really?"

sharinganrivers: "Well not really. But I have read fics where they have sex. He raped her in that one. Did I mention that?"

Xemnas: "No, you didn't."

sharinganrivers: "Well he did."

Xemnas: "Aha."

Xigbar: "Naruto is cool!"

Zexion: "Yu-Gi-Oh! is super special awesome!"

Lexeaus: "My voice gives me super strength!"

Xemnas: "So any way Tales of Symphonia."

Vexen: "Ah, who cares about that game? Let's talk about how Bio-Shock is going to be the best PC game out there."

Xaldin: "What about World of Warcraft?"

Vexen: "Oh wait."

Xigbar: "I say Final Fantasy versus XIII will be simply amazing."

Xemnas: "Why's that?"

Xigbar: "Because it's supposed to play like Kingdom Hearts, only with a few differences. There's a little spoiler for some of you who didn't know."

Xaldin: "What kind of differences?"

Xigbar: "Not sure. Tetsuya Nomura never stated what the differences were supposed to be."

Zexion: "I like pancakes, I like pancakes. They make me a happy Zexion. I like pancakes. Eh, I forget how the rest of the song goes."

Lexeaus: "Hey why did you tie everyone up, Zexion?"

Zexion: "Because Demyx touches himself at night."

Demyx: "YOU SWORE YOU WOUDN'T TELL!"

Xaldin: "Yes well we have more pressing matters. It would seem that our enemy, Baskin Robins, has once more put out new flavors. Named after us! I mean look at this. Crusty old Xaldin flavored ice cream. What? What the hell is this?"

Xemnas: "Hmm it tastes nice to me."

Vexen: "Hold on a second folks I want to check this out."

Vexen walked outside to see what Baskin Robins was up to. It would seem that they had put up a giant sign: NEW ICE CREAM FLAVORS. FUCK ORGANIZATION XIII

Vexen: "Oh that is it! I am tired of Baskin Robins always doing shit like this. I'm going to get in there and destroy that building from the inside out. I swear on the lives of my unwanted children."

Vexen's son: "Daddy we're hungry."

Vexen: "Get the hell away from me, I don't know you!"

Vexen's daughter: "But we're starving."

Vexen: "Well then ask you're mother for food."

Vexen's son: "We can't."

Vexen' daughter: "She put us up for adoption."

momentary pause

Vexen: "Ha, ha, ha, aha, ha! Sucks for you. Well I'll see you guys later. Let's hope the State doesn't separate you."

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A/N: Damn. Who could have known Vexen could be so hateful towards his kids. Isn't it funny? Huh? Huh? Yeah-well children would just derail this fic and the entire Kingdom Hearts franchise. …Read and review please