Rainbow Dash woke up from her nightmare poured in sweat. This had been a really bad one. She felt tears streaming down her eyes and put her hooves to her face to stop them.

Soarin' woke next to her. "What's wrong babe," he said with a yawn, "another nightmare?"

All she could do was softly let the tears fall. Soarin' combed through her rainbow mane with his hoof.

"Listen Dashie, it was just a nightmare, okay? I'm here for you if anything happens. I'll never let ANYTHING happen to you, understand?"

He put another hoof to her chin and brought her face up to meet his. He smiled, which made her smile but didn't remove her sadness much.

Soarin' planted a long kiss on Rainbow's muzzle. They hugged and made out for a while until they broke the kiss.

"What time is it?" asked Soarin'.

Rainbow looked over her shoulder at the clock. "5:21am"

"I think we have time for some fun," he said, kissing Rainbow Dash again.

Princess Celestia read Twilight's letter and got out a quill and paper. Dipping the quill in ink and writing:

"My dearest student Twilight,

It appears your friend Rainbow Dash is suffering from a unique spell side effect. Bring her to me and I can perform a reversal spell on her. This reversal spell is very special, and is only used in extreme circumstances.

Your friend has been through much, so I will use the spell. However, I need to be sure she is ready. You must contact me again when she is ready.

Your Mentor,

Princess Celestia."

She then sent the letter, hoping Twilight would respond soon.

"Sister?" asked Luna, standing in the doorway of Celestia's workshop.

"Ah, hello Luna. Going to bed? I'm just about to raise the sun."

"Yeah..." yawned Luna. Her dark mane contrasting the light made by Celestia's lamp. "Hey, what are you going to do about Rainbow Dash's...problem?"

"Hm...I can fix it, but I need Twilight and her's approval. The procedure is very dangerous."

"Right..." said Luna, going to her room to sleep. It was gonna be a long day tomorrow.

Rainbow Dash left her house at 10am. Flying down to Twilight's house, she let herself in.

"Twi! I think-"

But Twilight wasn't alone. Princess Celestia was also here.

"Princess?" said Rainbow Dash, "What are you doing here?"

"I'm here to fix your eyes of course. I told Twilight I know the spell in reverse. Only I KNOW what this side effect will do."

Rainbow looked over at Twilight, who simply smiled.

"What's the side effect THIS TIME?" asked Rainbow Dash annoyed.

"...Laser vision!" exclaimed Twilight.

Rainbow Dash did a double take. "Wut."

"Think of the science!"

"Think of the PAIN and MENTAL STRESS..." complained Rainbow Dash.

"I think you should go for it," said Celestia, "I mean, it can't be any worse, right?"

"Uh..."

"I wonder how hot the laser will be..." Said Twilight.

"Wait..." said Rainbow Dash.

"I wonder what color it would be..."

"Hold on!" yelled Rainbow Dash, "I'm not entirely comfortable shooting lasers out of my eyes!"

Twilight seemed slightly disappointed, but Celestia convinced Dash. After all, said Celestia, the side effects would only last a week.

Celestia shot Rainbow Dash with her magic. Rainbow prepared for the pain, but instead felt calm and warming sensations overtake her. She quickly fell into a deep sleep...

"Why?" asked Rainbow Dash?

"Because," said Spike, "The dog was IN the totem pole!"

Rainbow Dash exploded into laughter. That had to be the funniest joke EVER.

Suddenly Rainbow's eyes grew warm, and a large red laser came out of each eye. It only happened in an instant, and managed to burn a hole through the side of the restaurant, making some other patrons freak out or stare.

"Man," said Spike, "That is so hot..."

Spike leaned over the table and deeply kissed Rainbow Dash, allowing his tongue to explore every part of hers. Rainbow Dash closed her eyes, and when she opened them again, Pinkie Pie was kissing her back. She pulled back, letting a trail of saliva connect their mouths.

"You ever do the Ferris Wheel of Pleasure?" said Pinkie.

Rainbow Dash woke up on Twilight's couch. Again.

"Definitely the strangest dream..." she said.

She looked to her left and saw Twilight and Celestia staring at her.

"Did it work?" said Twilight.

"Well my hooves aren't twitching any more, so I guess...when will the lasers show up?"

"I'm not sure..."

"Well, thanks for the help, Twi. You too Princess."

"Don't mention it!" said Princess Celestia, "You should probably get back home and tell us the results in the morning."

"Good idea..."

And with that, Rainbow Dash flew away, leaving Celestia and Twilight alone.

"Did it work?" asked Twilight.

Celestia laughed. "Yes, it did."

"Are you sure this was such a good idea? It seems kind of...mean."

"Oh come now," said Celestia, "It's Rainbow Dash's fault she forgot it was April Foal's Day."

"So...her eyes won't be normal anymore?"

"Oh, they will. I just gave the reversal spell a little 'kick'. Now I'm sure to beat Luna this year!"

Twilight was confused. "Huh?"

"Well, every April Foal's day, my sister Luna and I see who could pull the best prank on anypony. I think I won with Rainbow Dash!"

"So...the lasers..."

"Will shoot out of her eyes randomly, yes."

Twilight giggled a bit. "I wonder how long until she's normal again..."

"Should be a week." said Celestia.

It was about 3pm when Pinkie Pie had awoken from her short nap. She'd had weird dreams before but this one took the cake. One second she was shooting and fighting aliens aboard a spaceship, the next she was kissing Rainbow Dash in a random restaurant.

The dream ended for her before she had a chance to say anything. Then she woke up in a daze.

"Yeesh...no more hot sauce before a nap..."

It was a great dream...

Checking the time, she got up left, scarfing down a cupcake on the way out. She decided if she wanted to date, she'd have to ask some experienced ponies. She walked towards Bon-Bon and Lyra's house.

After about ten minutes of walking, she knocked on the door and waited.

Lyra opened the door, except...

She opened the door slightly, letting Pinkie see only her face.

"Oh, hey P-Money! What's up? Please make it quick..." said Lyra with a sense of urgency.

"Hey Ly. I need some dating advice..."

Lyra gave Pinkie an 'OH GAWD NAWT NAO' look.

"Um...yeeaaahhhh...I've got my hooves full at the moment. Can I get back to you in about...six hours?"

"What? What's keeping you busy for six hours?"

"Um...gotta go clean the...backyard?"

Pinkie Pie stared at Lyra for a moment.

"Okie Dokie Lokie! I'll be back by 9:30!"

With that, Pinkie bounced away.

"Phew..." said Lyra, "That was close!"

Lyra looked left and right, then went back inside, being sure to lock the door.

Walking over to the living room, she pushed a button under the coffee table and watched as the wall in front of her flipped around, revealing another pony.

"Hey Bonnie..."

Bon-Bon was held in place at the wall by large chains. She was dressed in a schoolfilly uniform like the ones from Canterlot. The outfit was quite skimpy on Bon-Bon, and Lyra herself was wearing a tight police uniform, holding a baton.

"This is a pretty kinky game, I can't believe you suggested this..."

At the push of a button, Lyra's baton began to vibrate heavily.

"Ready to be punished, filly?" said the Cop-Lyra to an ecstatic Schoolfilly Bon-Bon.

After flying aimlessly for two hours, Rainbow Dash decided to go back home and watch TV. This didn't work as well as Rainbow thought, because a gigantic laser shot out of her eyes and completely melted the TV.

The poor mare was afraid to blink.

Soarin' entered a while later to find a melted television and Rainbow Dash freaking out.

"So I guess I WON'T be watching the game today..."