Kurt was meeting with the glee gang the following evening for dinner and sitting down at the table he realized that the topic of discussion was Dave Karofsky.
Mercedes looking at Kurt exclaimed loudly
"White boy! You better not of known all this"
"What me?"
"You lying talent little boy"
"Alright, alright! Yes I knew"
Jaws had dropped around the table.
"We started talking after his sister came into the garage to get her car fixed and hung out a few times, its no big deal but yes I knew"
"Well? Spill"
"I'm sorry Mercedes but I can't, I promised Dave I wouldn't"
"Since when do you call him Dave?" Finn demands
"That's his name isn't?" answers Kurt defensively.
Puck starts laughing loudly and answering everyone's questioning looks states
"Kurt! Did you tapped that man! Dam!"
Everyone gasped and Kurt turning bright red shook his head.
The laughter signaled that no one at the table believed him.
Brittany smiled at Kurt and sweetly added
"He's a great kisser isn't he?"
Kurt gave a brief nod, before everyone erupted with more laughter at Kurt.
"I have not tapped that! I have not slept with Dave Karofsky"
Puck laughed again, slapping Kurt on the shoulder
"Apparently not from lack of trying man! You sounded like one frustrated dude!"
Kurt glared at Puck and asked Santana how she was spending Christmas
"You ain't changing the subject to me!"
"What do you want from me?"
"You have the hots for Dave Karofsky"
"What! I… umm…. That's not the point"
Kurt looked across the table and saw the ketchup and mustard pointed at him
"Unless you fess up, that shirt is going to get messy dude"
"You wouldn't"
Finn squirted some ketchup, hitting Kurt on neck and with wide eyes Kurt mumbles under his breath.
"What was that man? Repeat after me, nice and loud dude, I Kurt Hummel have the hot for hockey jock Dave Karofsky and wished I had shagged him senseless instead of just having wild wet dreams about him" Puck wickedly smirked.
Taking a deep breath and looking down at his hands spoke with a wavering voice
"I Kurt Hummel have the hot for hockey jock Dave Karofsky and wished I had shagged him senseless instead of just having wild wet dreams about him"
