AN: stup it u prepz if u donot lik ma story den fukk off! ps it turnz out v'ongole gavin isn't a muggle afert al n she n Phoenix r evil datz y dey movd houses ok! XXXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
I was really scared about Zac all day. I was even upset went to rehearsals with my defensive metal band Disbarred Defense Attorney 666. I am the lead singer of it and I play violin. People say that we sound like a cross between the Gavinners, Jammin' Ninja, and Steel Samurai. The other people in the band are V'ongole Gavin, Phoenix, Matt, Apollo (although we call him birb now. He has brunette hair now with horns on it.) and Valant. Only today Matt and Phoenix were depressed so they weren't coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Matt was probably slitting his wrists (he wouldn't die because he was a murderer too and the only way you can kill a murderer is with a v-e-r-d-i-c-t (there's no way I'm writing that) or a steak) and Phoenix was probably watching a depressing movie like The Nickel Samurai. I put on a black leather shirt that showed off my collarbones and tiny matching miniskirt that said Coolest Defense Attorney in the West on the butt. You might think I'm a slut but I'm really not.
We were singing a cover of 'Trucy' and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into tears.
"Kristoph! Are you OK?" V'ongole Gavin asked in a concerted voice.
"What the fuck do you think?" I asked angrily. And then I said. "Well, Zak came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Phoenix! But I don't want to kill him, because, he's really nice, even if he did get disbarred. But if I don't kill Phoenix, then Zak, will fucking kill Matt!" I burst into tears.
Suddenly Matt jumped out from behind a wall.
"Why didn't you fucking tell me!" he shouted. "How could you- you- you fucking poser defense attorney bitch!" (c is dat out of character?)
I started to cry and cry. Matt started to cry too all sensitive. Then he ran out crying.
We practiced for one more hour. Then suddenly Egdeworth walked in angrily! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn't cause he had a headache.
"What have you done!" He started to cry wisely. (c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y) "Kristoph Matt has been found in his room. He committed suicide by slitting his wrists."