"Wow," said Logan as he sat down on a chair in the living room.

"Yeah, wow," said James as he did the same thing on the coach.

"That was..."

Awkward

"Awkward?"

"Yeah, and..."

Embarrassing

"Embarrassing?"

"Yeah, and..."

"Kinda funny?"

Are you kidding, absolutely hilarious!

"Logan?"

"What?" Logan just realized he had been spacing.

"You were spacing."

"Oh."

"Have you been having sex?"

"What?" asked Logan. He was shocked.

"Well, that's what happened to Carlos. He started having sex, and all the sudden he couldn't focus."

"Oh," Logan said, relieved, "No, but who knows?"

"So, was it?"

"Was what, what?"

"Seeing Kendall in your room right now?"

"Was seeing Kendall in my room right now what?"

"Was seeing Kendall in your room right now kinda funny?"

"I already said it was hilarious."

"No you didn't."

"Wow, maybe I have been having sex..."

They laughed, and eventually James laid down on the coach.

When they finally stopped, James knew he had to say something, but he didn't know how Logan would react. He did anyway.

"Logan," he said really softly.

"Yeah?" Logan asked.

"Did you see Kendall's dick?"

"There wasn't much to see!"

They burst out into laughter again.

"Oh my gosh," James half-laughed-half-whispered, "What was it? Four inches?"

"I'm bigger than that soft!" Logan said in the same half-laugh-half-whisper.

"Oh, Logan," said James in a suggestive tone, rising from the coach.

"Lay down, perv."

"Whatever you say, Doctor."

"You seriously make me reconsider my field of study just because of the thought of dealing with more people like you every day."

"You love me, and you know it."

"I know."

They laughed some more.

They laughed even harder when Kendall came out of their room, fully clothed and blushing.

Kendall sat down on the other part of the coach, and he put his folded his hands on his lap.

"So," Kendall said.

"Wow," said James as he sat up, "It only took you that long to 'finish up?'"

He demonstrated the proper use of air quotes in an awkward situation. Kendall blushed harder, and he looked down at his knees.

"No..."

"What do you mean, 'No?'" asked James.

"Don't tell me that you let us come between you and coming," Logan barely managed to get out. He could barely remain sitting on his chair because he was almost doubled over with the pain of containing his laughter.

"Well, yeah. It just didn't feel right afterward."

James was still laughing, but he managed to calm himself enough to speak rationally.

"In that case, I'm sorry. Next time you decide to get all naked and heated and into it, make sure nobody else is in the apartment!"

"I know!' admitted Kendall, "I guess I'm just really..."

"Horny?" giggled Logan.

"Yeah!" shouted Kendall.

Logan got quite, and James sobered up the rest of the way.

"Whenever you two realize how hard it is to be willing to have sex but not to have anybody willing to do it with you, come find me. Until then, fuck off!"

Kendall stormed back to his and Logan's room. James and Logan turned to face each other. Logan spoke first.

"I'm guessing it's very hard?"

"Not that you'd tell from just seeing it."