The Revenge of Jusenkyo Chapter 10: Ukyo, a ranma fanfic

The Revenge of Jusenkyo

~Noy Telinú~

Warning: you guys know this is fanciction, right? As in, you guys are waiting each month for an illegal fanwork that makes no sense? Noy Telinú doesn't own the stuff! Oh well, by now, I doubt anyone is reading these things anymore.

Caution: Jusenkyo water might jump out of the screen! Just kidding, or am I? O_o

Notice: that it is almost done. This story is set to be finished this year, so if you want to guess on who's getting cursed into what, then act now. The Text has spoken!

You have been warned…

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Chapter 9: Ukyo

Out of all the people that had to be cursed, Jusenkyo figured out that the most obvious was that for Ukyo.

Of course, Jusenkyo wanted all of them to make sense. Shampoo was cursed to turn into a cat earlier and that made sense since she is considered a pest to Ranma, making it harder for her since she is now the greatest pest.

Soun cries too much, so a hyena would make him laugh it up.

Everyone hates Happosai and not many people like skunks.

Tsubasa is a master of disguise, so is a chameleon.

Konatsu was unexpected, but, it was least disastrous by turning him into a girl.

Nabiki is not only cunning, but a trickster; someone you can't trust but at times need her help. Just like a fox.

Kasumi is seen as an angel, well, why not? Even if that wasn't the plan…

Akane? Well, that one was tricky and her curse shouldn't be too bad, considering that it was her memories that allowed this to happen, so… it was appropriate for her. At least she doesn't need to worry about that anymore.

So, it was quite obvious what Ukyo would be, considering what she is…

"Woof?" Ukyo barked as the water changed her.

'A dog is man's best friend.' Jusenkyo figured as it made a break for the door with the distraction.

'Or in this case, an aquatranssexual's best friend…' Jusenkyo joked to itself. 'That's the best she can hope for, at any rate.'

"Ucchan!" Ranma realized what happened. "There!" Ranma found the water and leapt for it…

*Splash*

Not that she could grab it.

Cologne pogoed away, aiming to find something with which to capture the water.

Konatsu was now at Ukyo's side.

"Mistress Ukyo? Oh no!" Konatsu panicked.

Ukyo growled at the situation.

'Great, I come here and now I have a Jusenkyo curse,' she thought in annoyance. 'Why is everything in black and white?'

"Growllll… woof!" Ukyo tried rubbing her eyes.

"Don't worry, um… I'll get hot water!" Konatsu ran to the kitchen.

The largish brown Bernese mountain dog continued to mess with her face as her senses picked up numerous things.

Meanwhile, the Jusenkyo water was slithering out the door with Ranma crawling, trying to hold it down.

"Hold still!" she shouted, not paying attention to the fight between the animals behind her.

A raccoon on a stick lobbed a bucket over the water as it slipped between Ranma's fingers yet again, trapping it underneath the bucket.

"That should hold it for now. Son-in-law, find something to slip under this bucket," Cologne ordered as she held it down.

Ranma grunted, but did as she said, searching for something in the kitchen.

Kasumi sighed. "There goes my kitchen. If only Ms. Jusenkyo would stop cursing people."

Nodoka agreed with the space angel. "At least Ukyo didn't get too bad of a curse; a dog isn't strange. Although Shampoo won't get along with her at all, being a cat."

Nabiki, still with her bag of potato chips just shrugged and continued to watch the interrupted movie, feeling a bit odd due to being a fox and all.

"Mistress Ukyo, I bring a kettle!" Konatsu announced as she came back with said kettle. "Where would be the best place for her to change?" she asked Kasumi.

"Oh my, the bathroom is down the hall, second door," Kasumi pointed. "You should be safe there."

"Thank you," Konatsu replied, bowing. "Come on, Mistress Ukyo."

The newly cursed dog grunted in agreement and walked towards the bathroom, spatulas somehow staying on her person, bow that was in her hair around her neck like a collar, and shirt staying on. She looked cute from Nodoka's perspective.

"No, like that, turn it that way…" Ranma argued with the raccoon elder, somehow successfully putting a lid on the bucket, allowing it to be removed from the floor.

"We finally captured you, Jusenkyo," Cologne let out a sigh of relief. "Maybe this time it won't be let out."

The fight of the animals calmed down; a panda was beaten and bruised next to an injured hyena while the cat and monkey were strangling each other. There was no sign of a certain duck…

Ranma shivered at the sight of Shampoo.

"Shampoo! Stop it! We are leaving," Cologne said sternly.

"Nya…" Shampoo let go. "*Hiss!*" That didn't stop her from lashing out an insult against her capuchin monkey rival.

Akane growled back.

"Aflaquck!" Mousse called out, flying above the Tendo home.

"Mr. Part-time, we are leaving," Cologne called up to the now visible Mousse.

"Quack?" he seemed to ask, facing another direction.

Cologne sighed, grabbing the bucket before pogo-ing away. "Come, Great-granddaughter."

Shampoo complied, following the raccoon.

"Nya mew mewiss," she shook her little pink cat head.

Mousse eventually found his way to Shampoo, only to end up being pummeled by his cat love.

"At least that's over with," Ranma sighed, relaxing.

Akane nodded her head. "Ecck."

"We have to work on that… although it's good not to understand what you say sometimes…" Ranma smiled in spite of herself.

Akane just glared at her.

"What?" Ranma questioned. "Do you want me to understand your insults?"

"Eeek eeck ekk!" Akane turned away, not having any trouble even though she looked worse for wear.

"You take that back!" Ranma shouted. "… Whatever that meant!"

[Join… schools…] a panda sign read.

"He… hee… how," a hyena agreed in pain.

"Aw... Isn't that sweet?" Nodoka swooned, clearly missing the point. "He wants to understand her when she's a monkey. Take care of her wounds, son. However, it wasn't very ladylike to beat up her father, even though he did laugh at Bambi's mother's death."

Kasumi frowned. "Poor father, I think he has gone mad in his grief."

Ranma facepalmed at that, although she did follow Akane to the bathroom.

Meanwhile, in said bathroom…

"There, doesn't that feel better Mistress Ukyo?" Konatsu asked as the dog returned to Ukyo.

"Thanks," Ukyo replied, proceeding to put her pants back on. "Did… did something change about you? You seem… more upbeat."

Konatsu blushed in embarrassment. "I feel more natural and less secretive because I am now cursed to be a girl, Mistress Ukyo."

Ukyo's eyes widened and she looked Konatsu up and down, not noticing a difference in appearance in the slightest.

"Now that's what you call ironic," Ukyo stated, surprised that it happened. "Then again, I shouldn't have expected things to be normal around here… but you look exactly the same!"

"Do you require proof, Mistress Ukyo?" Konatsu placed her hands upon her now real chest, ready to remove clothing…

"No, no, no!" Ukyo waved her hands in a warding gesture. "I believe you. I just find it odd that you would have no difference between forms visually. Maybe it's because you were supposed to be a girl due to being a genius female ninja… kunoichi… girl… thing. Wow, I confused myself…"

"Do you require assistance, Mistress Ukyo?" Konatsu asked. "It would not be considered inappropriate for me to dress you now."

"Um…" Ukyo was getting a bit creeped out since she knew that her servant ninja was attracted to her.

Before things got weird… er, the door opened, revealing a capuchin monkey and a redhead girl with a bundle of clothes.

"Why does this keep happening to me?" Ranma groaned as she realized that she walked into someone not completely dressed, since Ukyo was still pulling up her pants.

It was worse that she didn't have any underwear on due to them being stolen too much to care anymore; besides, it was sexier that way. And as she was getting desperate… it made sense… somehow…

*Clang* Ukyo's overly sized giant spatula of doom smashed Ranma into the hallway, letting the clothes drop into the bathroom.

"Ek…" Akane rolled her eyes.

"Sorry, Ran-chan! You scared me." Ukyo pulled up her pants and left to check upon Ranma.

After more than a year of this, Ranma just held her eyes shut, her body making an impression into the wall.

'Sometimes I hate my life,' she thought as she felt herself becoming unstuck, hitting the floor.

Akane eyed the teakettle and took it into the inner bath with her clothes, carefully shutting the door behind her.

Konatsu grabbed her mistress's things and left, knowing full well what Akane liked doing to people in bathrooms.

"Yeah, I'm fine," Ranma answered from the floor. "I just wish that would stop happening to me."

"Are you sure?" Ukyo asked. "Maybe okonomiyaki will make you feel better!" Ukyo dragged Ranma to the kitchen in order to feed him… for his own good, of course.

It was going to be one of those nights…

Ukyo and Konatsu eventually left, due to a restaurant to work in.

The rest of the night was uneventful, but they knew that the next day would be worse.

Of course, none of them realized that there was a puddle of water underneath the house.

'I may have lost most of my volume, but I'm still here,' Jusenkyo thought as it came up with a plan for its next target. 'Hehe… no one suspected that I'd fall through the floorboards.'

'Nodoka is staying the night? Perfect. I just need to wait until school has started and get her while they are gone,' it plotted.

The last light flickered out as the home above it fell to sleep.

'Ranma won't like it, but she has to be cursed.' Jusenkyo would have sighed if it could.

This will be the last night an uncursed person slept in the Tendo home, for sure.

"Wow, you look ridiculous, Akane," Ranma commented as they raced to school, both on the sidewalk like they had been for the past month.

"*Grumble* *grumble* shut up," Akane said irritably, covered head to toe in a spandex wetsuit with white stockings over her arms and legs with a white ski mask… and she's not skiing! "I'm not taking any chances at school."

"Aren't you hot, though?" Ranma asked, trying not to laugh. "That's three layers."

"Maybe you like turning into a girl for your own perversions, but I hate my curse!" Akane yelled, effect diminished upon her outfit. How her school uniform fit upon all of that was a mystery.

That made Ranma stop and glare at her. "I hate my curse! I want nothing but to be cured! I do not do… whatever it is you think I'm doing with it!"

"Then why do you get wet all the time?" Akane shouted back.

"Because the curse attracts water!" Ranma yelled. "The more you fight it, the more you'll change!"

"Well, I'm not letting that happen to me!" Akane vowed.

"I bet that you'll get cursed at school because of that!" Ranma predicted.

"Alright, I have Ranma down for cursed at school…" Nabiki made her appearance, somehow behind them. "Want in on it, sis?"

"What are you doing?" Akane nearly jumped.

"Taking bets," Nabiki shrugged. "How much do I put you down for, Saotome?"

"Um…" Ranma searched his pockets.

"Honestly!" Akane growled. "Turning something like this into a game!"

Nabiki smirked. "You already played games with cursed people; now that all of us are involved, you have to watch your anger. Justice and revenge are served, little sister."

She didn't know how right she was…

Author's notes: only a few more left. Oh and dog was obvious if you think about it. Dog is friendly, likeable. Ukyo is the only one Ranma is friendly towards. She is like one of the guys and is perfect for it. Just like as a cat, Shampoo sees what she is to Ranma, a pest. Thanks tuatara and Kris Leena for making this easy. Noy really appreciates you two. Telinú is a jerk though... speaking of which, Akane doesn't pick on those with curses that much, but Nabiki is mean... so... idk. There is a poll on favorite stories and since this is the only one that is going to have a conclusion any time soon, any other stories you want updated quickly… it might be a good idea to let Noy Telinú know… just saying. Almost there, until next month, I'm the Text!