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Korrd: I don't want to make Araiki a girl. Besides, it would be just weird. If you want to get to know Araiki better, read about his animosity with Gaara in Two Tailed Angel by RaineJoyBringer.

GateCrasher12: Ah yes.

Author's Note: Avatar: the last airbender fans! Check out my new story, Homicidal Love, featuring Azula and Itachi! On with the story.

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'Anything you have to say?' asked Kita

Gaara's thoughts scatter...His mind wanders...back in time...

Flashback

'She called me onii-chan...' said Gaara

'So sorry Gaara. You became the BFF, not the BF.' said Kankurou, with a faraway look in his voice. Gaara then noticed he was looking at another direction, as if he wasn't talking to Gaara, but more to himself, or to someone.

End Flashback

Minutes pass. The two just stare into each other's eyes, as purple meets green. Minutes turn into hours. Hours into days. Days into months. Months into years...

'Yo!' Naruto breaks the silence. 'You guys spaced out for about ten minutes...but i've got good news! the kage said we should get out of this village, and meet Araiki and his team as they arrive from their mission!'

'Wait! You told the Kage our purpose!'

'No. i just said we were related. Which is partially true.'

'Let's go then.'

In Konoha...

Two figures, draped in dark shrouds with red clouds, appeared in morning mist. They had been there before. As they walked past the same guard, they stopped by a dango shop to eat some dango. They then noticed that people were looking at them, and walking out of the restaurant...

'Kisame, i think our cover is blown.'

'Let's go outside and check it.'

'As soon as they walked out, lo and behold, the entire village was staring at them. At him. Uchiha Itachi. All the girls who were former Sasuke Fan Girls, so him...and were amazed. Sakura, too, stared at him.

'We've come for Naruto-kun.'

'He's not here! He's probably dead by now, the stupid demon!' cried out an angry villager

Itachi tensed. This mission was about to get so much harder...

Back in wherever the Grass country is...

In front of the gate, the three (soontobe) anti-heroes waited. The silence was then broken, when all of a sudden...

'Hey guys, I learned a new trick!

'Really? What?' asked Gaara with an annoyed tone.

'Look! I can change my eyes!' As he said that, Naruto struck a pose. With his eyes on Gaara and Kita, his eyes changed from blue...to an evil red.

'Wow, that would be useful in battle. It can be intimidating...Let me try it...wait howd you do it?'

As Naruto explained to them, they slowly grasped the concept,(A/N which i will not elaborate on). Soon, Gaara's eyes were those of the Ichibi, and Kita's of the Nibi. And as they gazed around with their eyes, they practiced various poses, threats to use, and etc. Famous quotes featured were "I'll kill you now..." and "Foolish Little Brother, why are you so weak." Which was of course when Araiki's team came, who thought they were dangerous rogue-nin. Without word, they attacked.

Kunai rained down upon them, but Gaara's sand blocked it all away. Naruto and Kita were about to attack, but Gaara held them back with some more sand. The nin-team was stopped however, nin from the village who informed them of our heroes(or antiheroes) true purpose. Or at least, what was told them.

'Kita! Gaara! You can come out now!'

'The sand reluctantly went back into the gourd on Gaara's back. Darkness turned into light, and the three of them met Araiki's beaming face at seeing Kita again.

'Kita-chan...'said Araiki quietly.

'Listen, Araiki, we need to talk to you.'

Gaara, Kita, and Naruto then took Araiki to a tree. There, Naruto applied a technique that disabled eavesdropping. And so they talked. Araiki was shocked. The only thing that kept him from being kicked out, was his own village's reclusiveness.

'Will you join us? If you do, you get a free coat, like the one we're wearing right now!' said Naruto

'I think...Yes, I'll join. Let's talk to the Fifth. He's always been like a father to me.' said Araiki.

Author's Note: There we go. New chap. I'll start working on the next.