*The Fish Dish credits open. xJadeRainx and Anima-Animal-Animality are standing on stage, dressed very formally. There is a romantic ambiance. Lighted candles, the scent of rose petals, a table set for two...*
xJadeRainx: Ah, viewers, love is in the air tonight on The Fish Dish. *laughs* No, not for me and Anima.
Anima: Nope I only love Lysander! *romantic sigh*
xJadeRainx: We are here, to force a romantic couple back together. You see, there seems to be a misunderstanding, and Sam and Converse r life have broken up.
*Horrified gasps from audience*
Anima: I know right?
xJadeRainx: No worries though. By the end of this episode, they'll HAVE to get back together. Won't they, Anima?
Anima: Definitely! Or I'll pay ninja squirrels to feast off of their flesh and bones!! Mwhahahahahahaha!!!*Clears throat* Excuse me, I tend to have flashes of insanity. It's mostly laughing though!
xJadeRainx: Tell the audience what we have planned for music.
Amina: Tonight, we have wonderful classic music by the Lovely Rose, and her mentor, Thomas
*Rose and Thomas hold up their violins and wave*
*Audience cheers*
xJadeRainx: Yes, that's right, and we also have Hali setting the mood by singing some romantic background music.
Audience: Awww.
*Hali blows kisses to camera*
xJadeRainx: *Points to romantic lover's table* And the food! We can't forget about the food, Anima.
Anima: Chef Alex is the top Chef in all of Shireland and Takeshi may be blind but he's a great cook.
xJadeRainx: What's more, The Fish Dish is brought to you without those annoying commercial breaks tonight!
Audience: *Amazed* Oooh.
xJadeRainx: We're not finished yet! For tonight's episode, Carl has been mysteriously locked in a closet. So that means absolutely no interruptions!
Anima: Yup! Mysteriously...*Laughs nervously*
xJadeRainx: Let's bring out Converse r life, first. Shall we Anima?
Anima: Yep! Just don't let her hurt me....I'm not sure if she's over the whole thing about me out of school for a week thing yet.
xJadeRainx: Kyle, send out Converse r life. It's time for Operation L'amour!
Converse r life: *Enters and looks around puzzled* What is all this?
xJadeRainx: We know that you've been depressed lately, and since Anima and I are your friends, here on fanfiction, we've set you up with a special blind date.
Converse r life: Is is Devil?
Anima: Nah. He's not allowed on dates for a while. He has upset me deeply by not making me a Solar powered ipod...
xJadeRainx: Kyle, please send out Converse r life's blind date!
Sam: *Enters* What's going on here?
xJadeRainx: Why it's a romantic candle lit dinner for two, silly.
Sam: Really, because it looks like an intervention.
Anima:*scoff* No it's not. How could you think that we would stoop that low?
Converse r life: *Crosses arms* I'm leaving.
xJadeRainx: Security Block the exits!
*Hulking security guards block any and all exits*
Converse r life: That's a fire hazard. Let me through! *tries to push past Bob, the head security guard*
*Bob forces Converse r life back on set*
Sam:*Angrily* Hey! Get your hands off her!
Audience: Awww.
xJadeRainx: That was pretty sweet. I'd call it chivalrous, wouldn't you Anima?
Anima: Awww. I just love those kind of things.....
xJadeRainx: Will you two love birds sit down at the table now?
*Sam sits immediately*
Converse r life: Um... no.
xJadeRainx: You can sit willingly, or I can have Bob break both your legs.
Sam: *Growls* That would be the last mistake he ever makes.
Audience: Awww.
Anima: What if he tries to break your legs too, Sam? What if he's a secret Ninja?
*Bob cracks knuckles, and points first to his eyes, and then at Converse r life.*
*Converse r life sits*
xJadeRainx: Anima, hurry up and cue the music.
Anima: Hurry Rose! Before it turn into a blood bath!
*Rose and Thomas begin playing Someone to Watch Over Me. Hali sings the lyrics sweetly*
There's a saying old
Says that love is blind -
Still we're often told,
"Seek and ye shall find."
So I'm going to seek
A certain lad I've had in mind.
Looking everywhere,
Haven't found him yet;
He's the big affair
I cannot forget.
Only man I ever
Think of with regret.
I'd like to add his initials to my monogram.
Tell me, where is the shepherd for this lost
lamb.
There's a somebody I'm longing to see
I hope that he
Turns out to be
Someone who'll watch over me.
I'm a little lamb who's lost in the wood.
I know I could
Always be good
To one who'll watch over me.
Although he may not be the man some
Girls think of as handsome
To my heart he carries the key.
Won't you tell him please to put on some
speed -
Follow my lead -
Oh! How I need
Someone to watch over me.
Someone to watch over me.
xJadeRainx: *Sighs* That was a romantic song, wasn't it?
Anima: *dreamy sigh* Yes...I just wish Lysander was here......
Sam: Converse r life, I'm sorry. Please, please forgive me.
Converse r life: *Crosses arms* Humphf!
xJadeRainx: *To Anima* Hmm, this isn't going very well. Bring in the food.
Anima: Okay, Time for the wonderful food! Chef Alex, Takeshi, Do your thing.
*Chef Alex and Takeshi wave to audience*
xJadeRainx: Tell us a little about the meal you prepared for tonight.
Takeshi: We have whipped up a delicious, char-grilled fillet mignon.
Chef Alex: *Kisses fingers* Mahw, perfect!
Takeshi: Tender cuts of filler mignon, elegantly presented on the dinner plate.
Chef Alex: A zesty fresh salad, with the perfect dressing for added flavor.
Takeshi: Sparkling cider for the happy couple.
*Chef Alex pours cider in tall champagne flutes*
xJadeRainx: Mmmm, sounds scrumptious.
Anima: Sure does!
xJadeRainx: Shall we send out the waitress and maitre d?
*Enter Melody dressed in a black dress, and Devil in a handsome suit*
Melody: Bienvenue au café de l'amour!
Devil: What?
Melody: I was trying to be romantic. It's French for Welcome to the café of love.
Devil: Oh. Well, enjoy your meal.
*Melody lifts dish cover to revel the delicious food*
xJadeRainx: *elbows Anima gently* Dinner music, now!
Anima: More beautiful music.
Rose: You could say please...
Anima: Pleeaase?
*Again Rose and Thomas play on their violins and Hali sings romantic Lyrics*
Hold me close and hold me fast
The magic spell you cast
This is la vie en rose
When you kiss me heaven sighs
And though I close my eyes
I see la vie en rose
When you press me to your heart
I'm in a world apart
A world where roses bloom
And when you speak...angels sing from above
Everyday words seem...to turn into love songs
Give your heart and soul to me
And life will always be
La vie en rose
xJadeRainx: *Sighs* So sweet. Sam, hand Converse r life the bouquet of roses on the table.
Sam: Here, *Smiles charmingly* I got these for you.
Converse r life: *Blushes* Um... thanks
xJadeRainx: *To Anima* I think it's working now!
Anima: You think? Of course it's working!
xJadeRainx: *To Sam* Say something.
Sam: Uh... you're more beautiful than Beyonce, Jessica Alba, and Megan Fox combined.
Converse r life: OMG! That's so sweet.
Anima: Super sweet! Good Job Sam!
Devil : Cheeezy! Good with nachos too!
*Melody twists Devil's ear*
xJadeRainx: *Whispers urgently* The candy, give her the candy!
Sam: Here these are for you. They're your favorites, right?
Converes r life: Awww, how did you know?
Sam: I know everything about you?
Anima: *Slaps forehead*
Sam: Okay, maybe not EVERYTHING, but I'd like to.
xJadeRainx: Oh, just kiss already!
Anima: Kiss! Kiss!
*Sam and Converse r life Kiss*
Sam: We can take things slowly. You don't have to forgive me all at once.
*Converse r life kisses Sam again*
Audience: Awww.
Anima: *Sigh with a dreamy expression* That's so beautiful. Okay Ninja squirrels! I don't need you anymore!
*Ninja squirrels sigh and walk away sadly*
xJadeRainx: *Holds finger to lips* Shhh, this has been 23 skiddo...
Anima: The Fish Dish and you!
*xJadeRainx, Anima, and everyone else sneak off stage leaving the two lovers alone.*
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Sigh, that was so beautiful! Help them out guys. In your review, let Sam and Converse r life know that they belong with each other. Their fate is in your hands!
Tonight's episoded was co written by myself and Anima-Animal-Animality.
Songs this episode are Someone to watch over me. Here's the link.
http:// www. youtube. com/watch?v=HM2bh1bQSfE
And La Vie en Rose. Here's the link
http:/ /www. youtube. com/watch?v=8IJzYAda1wA
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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore,
xJadeRainx