Alphabets

by Madhumalati

26 100 word drabbles for the 85 and 10K pairings. Z is for Zipper: a simple conversation. Hakkai is helpful, Gojyo is bewildered, and as always, less is said than should be.

10. Jeep

J is for Jeep

'Absolutely not.'

'But 'Kai……'

'He's a living being!'

'But……plush seats! It's either that or get bruised on the ground! And the rocks are hard!'

'Gojyo, dear–' and that was always a bad sign– 'Do listen. We. Are. Not. Doing. Anything. In. Jeep. Is that clear?'

Gojyo gulped.

'On the other hand,' Hakkai said, carefully eyeing the ground, while an evil little twinkle lit his eyes, 'There is a very nice little lake a few kilometres ahead. And Jeep wouldn't mind taking us there, would he?'

Gojyo smirked. 'Ah, now you're talking.'

And they had NO idea how profoundly relieved Goujun was.

A/N: quick update, see? I have some of these all written out and others in various stages; sorry for being erratic. Goujun traumatisation in 10K fics is common - just following a noble tradition here.