A.N: This one goes to my friend Katie who I promised would be in the story. And like she told me I'm putting some Sasuke in it, but she never told me how stupid he was allowed to be. Hee hee hee! This is a bit of a crack chapter showing the dangers of the weekends at the Academy.

disclaimer: I don't oun Naruto okay?

Chapter Ten: Sundays Are Dangerous!

September seemed to fly by in blur. Itachi was still a bit of a mystery but was a better sempai then I could hope for. I could easily make about three shadow clones in one sitting and could transform into all the members of the Akatsuki and Loren. Whom I was hanging out with today at her dorm, I had easily snuck in by posing as Gaara.

"Hum I have to meet up with Konan tomorrow," I mused suddenly remembering as we sat in front of Sasori's 'barrowed' laptop watching Death Note.

"Oh for what?" Loren asked pausing the video.

"She said she'll help me with a new Jutsu," I said. "Anyways did your throwing stars come in yet?"

"Oh yeah! They came in yesterday from the ironsmith," she said cheerfully jumping off her bed and going to the tiny closet her larger dorm had. She took out a metal box with the Wind Tower insignia on it and put it on my lap. "There are exactly one hundred of them which is not a lot but I'm going to put charka strings on them so I can pull them back to me."

"That's pretty sweet," I said opening the box and pulling out the five-pointed custom shuriken that were identical to her star shaped earrings.

"But enough about school," she said quickly. "How's Deidara?" she asked with emphasis on his name.

"He's just my friend Loren," I said rolling my eyes.

"Whatever," she groaned annoyed "what about Itachi?"

"What about him?"

"Does he like you?" she pressed.

"How should I know?" I asked putting the star back into the box. "He's my sempai and I'm his subordinate and that's all our relationship is. We don't even hang out."

"You sound more and more like that Pein guy everyday," she grumbled crossing her arms. "He's brain washing you Jen."

"Don't say that," I snapped and she glared at me. "He's like our father I guess. He's stricter Itachi but I want to think he's good because I'm going to start summoning lessons with him the day after I meet with Konan."

-Flashback-

I was pulling kunai out of the chest of a wooden dummy not realizing that Itachi was no longer behind me. It took me a second to realize that the charka signature was totally off. Give me a break I failed in reading charka.

I spun around and saw that Pein-sama was there! I mean really who knew? The guy never sees the light of day so I was rather surprised.

"Pein-sama," I greeted giving a low bow.

"I'm just here to give a message," he replied as I straightened. "The day after you meet with Konan come find me in the upstairs meeting room at noon. I will begin teaching you summoning there." He then brought his left hand into a quick hand seal and was gone in a puff of purple smoke. I blinked as he disappeared because he hadn't even waited for me to reply. I guess it was more of an order then a request.

"Um of coarse?" I murmured.

-End flashback-

"Wow really?" Loren cooed "they don't teach that until next year here."

"The Akatsuki have a very different teaching methods," I said with a smile. "I'm really existed too Sasori said that Pein doesn't usually choose students out like this."

"Oh?" she blinked and I shook my head. "Well he must see something in you then."

"Maybe but I don't get what," I said. "The others are all better fighters then me."

"Well they are more advanced in there studies," Loren said.

"Loren must you allow her into my room?" asked a voice from the doorway. The red head had his arms crossed and was staring at us his eyes extra narrow.

"Gaara must you always be a stick in the mud?" Loren grumbled "She's my friend I can't just stop hanging with her because she's in the Akatsuki." Gaara's nose twitched.

"Can't you 'hang out' in her dorm?" he monotones and I began wonder if he took lessons from Itachi."

"No, it's harder to sneak into the Temple since I'm still having a hard time with transformation jutsu." Gaara's eyes widened a bit. "Yes, we have tried."

"Morons," he grumbled getting to the sofa and picking up the bible from the table. We both stared at him. "What?"

"I didn't think you read the bible," Loren said.

"I don't," he said pulling out a DVD of Nightmare on Elm Street. "But Temari is always taking my movies thinking I'll go crazy and kill everybody…"

"Has that happened before?" I asked and he narrowed his eyes.

"Of course not," he said and popped the horror movie into the DVD player.

"Gaara," Loren said with a smile and he looked up from the TV. "I love you."

"Hn," Gaara muttered turning the volume up on the TV. I rolled my eyes at my friend who was smiling at her roommate. Don't worry everyone she dose this to all her guy friends, it seems Gaara had already gotten use to her madness.

-Mean while-

"Sasori no Danna," Deidara burst into the dorm. "Have you seen Jen-Chan un?"

"Do you have attachment issues?" Sasori grumbled ripping through the dresser.

"I wasn't close with my mother…Um Sasori what are you doing un?" Deidara blinked as his master continued to trash the dorm.

"My laptop I can't find it!" he growled.

"And your asking me if I have attachment issues hmm," Deidara mumbled.

"Shut up you," Sasori roared.

-Back to Wind Tower-

"I feel a disruption in the force," I murmured turning off the laptop.

"What?" Loren asked looking at me.

"I should go," I said "I think Sasori just found out his computer is gone." I said and she raised a brow. "Do not question me!"

"Alright I'll see you Jen," she laughed and I smiled.

"Transformation Jutsu!" I said puffing in white smoke and taking the form of a Wind Student. "Bye Loren see you Gaara!" I said heading out of the room.

"Don't come back," Gaara growled as Loren waved.

I ran out of the Tower as quickly as I could with the laptop under my arm. Halfway back to the Temple I changed back and headed in to meet my gruesome fate. I slowly opened the door to the dorm and looked in. Everything was a mess. Clothes, sheets, clay, and puppet parts littered the floor and an angered puppet had the cable that came out of his torso whipping around poison hitting the walls.

"Sasori?" I squeaked walking in "Don't worry I just barrowed your computer."

"What?" he snapped stopping his rampage for a moment.

"Jen-Chan run un!" cried Deidara from the bathroom. Both Sasori and me ignored him. Sasori himself had ripped his shirt right off the cable snaked around his body and his blade wings out stretched.

"Me and Loren were just watching youtube," I said "I would have told you but I couldn't find you."

"Oh," Sasori said looking at me blankly. "Well give it back I need to check my email," he grumbled snatching his beloved laptop.

"Who do you talk to all the time on that?" I asked and he looked at me.

"My parents," he said "they are ninja too so I always worry if they are alright."

"You worry?" I asked but he had turned away and was now sitting on the sharp cable that had looped its self into a make shift chair. We had forgotten about Deidara who had slammed the door so hard trying to get away from the murderous Sasori he jammed the door closed. We only noticed him when we heard an explosion and the door had been blown off its hinges.

"Not again!" Sasori yelled and Deidara stumbled dizzily out of the bathroom. I shook my head knowing I'd be the one stuck with the cleaning while Sasori would fix the door and Deidara would be knocked out from the beating he was going to get from his master. This happened about two weeks ago when Deidara slammed the door to hard because he was being pissy for having lost (again) to Sasori in a duel.

Two hours later when the whole dorm was cleaned up I took the wet cloth from Deidara's forehead were a nasty black and blue had been placed from a good pimp slap by Sasori's cable.

"Your so abusive Sasori," I said with a smile.

"The brat disserves it," he grumbled typing away.

"Aw you know you care about him," I said and he snorted.

"Jen-Chan I'm a puppet I can't feel," he said.

"Part of you is human," I said and he stayed silent. "You care about me and Deidara like siblings and you even said yourself that you worry about your parents. That in itself is contradicting what you just said."

"Your clever," Sasori sighs "like Deidara but you not impulsive like him which is good. I'm thankful you're around Jen-Chan you keep him grounded, something that air head desperately needs."

"Really?" I asked. "I always thought I was the one needing grounding."

"If you speak the truth then I'd have gone mad already," he said and I laughed softly. I went to the bathroom and ran the cloth over cold water before going back and placing the damp cloth back on Deidara's forehead. He twitched from the cool water but soon became calm again. I tilted my head looking at him. "And one other thing," Sasori said making me turn to look at him "never take my laptop without informing me or next time Deidara may die." I burst into the giggles and Sasori just looked at me blankly. "I'm serious," he said and I smirked.

"Of course," I snorted fighting back my laughing fit. "I think I'm going to go out on the training field," I said shortly.

"Alright just be careful," Sasori ordered and I rolled my eyes.

"Alright sure," I said and headed quickly out the door grabbing my cloak and hat. A shut the door behind me getting an arm through the robe then the other and lastly my hat that I had been holding by my teeth. I headed down the steps waving at Zetsu who was sitting on the top step then down the streets of campus.

There weren't many ninja on the training grounds. Only a few Tower students were out, training for there beginning of the month exam. They had one every month after September so they could get less crowded, so I wasn't surprised to see Ino out since she was on the chopping block. What did surprise me was that she wasn't training and that she was part of a group of girls who were also not training.

Curious I came over standing outside the group of girls. In the middle of the group was that black haired kid who looked a little like Itachi but looked more like a cheep Disney channel actor. I rolled my eyes finding that all the girls around me were drooling like dogs. I can't say the kid wasn't cute but he wasn't handsome like Sasori any of the other good looking Akatsuki boys. He seemed like a kid and unlike the Akatsuki seemed very young even if he was the same age as Deidara.

"Hey what are you doing here?" someone asked making me snap up from my daydreams. I glanced to my left were Sakura was glaring at me. "What you like Sasuke-kun too? Well get to the back of the line!" she growled at me.

"Ew no!" I laughed and she looked blankly at me "My sempai Itachi is ten times as handsome and my roommates are good looking too. I have no need for that junky eye candy when I live with better."

"Itachi?" I heard a male voice say and I looked to Sasuke who was now growling like a wolf. "Your student of Uchiha Itachi?"

"Um yea," I said and all the mostly Tower girls stared at me. "What's it to you?"

"He is my brother," he said "and one day I'll kill him."

"Have fun trying," I laughed remembering my beating at the beginning of the year. I'm sure the elder Uchiha wasn't even trying to hurt me. Sasuke glared at me as I laughed off his comments. I put a hand on my hip and looked at him with a smirk the bells on my hat jingle softly. "Why would you want to kill Itachi anyways?"

"He killed my dog," Sasuke growled and I raised a brow. "And he takes all the glory when we get home even if he is part of the Akatsuki. I'm ignored though I am in the element tower of the Uchiha family! I must get stronger so one day I can kill him and then I'll be the greatest ninja in the world!"

"Are all Fire Tower students so dim?" I growled, "By killing your brother it doesn't make you a better ninja!"

"Jenny," said a voice from behind me. I jumped backwards quickly landing next to Itachi. The two brothers had a stare down before the elder spoke. "Why do you argue with by foolish brother?"

"Sempai what he says makes little sense I only wish to enlighten your brother," I said quickly. I've been learning Akatsuki code talk from Sasori. It makes you sound a lot smarter and like you know what you're talking about in front of enemies. So the translation for what I just said would be, 'Itachi this kid is a retard and I want to beat some sense into him.'

"Don't bother he isn't worth your energy," he said glancing at me with Sharingan eyes. I avoided his gaze. Translation: 'Maybe later.'

"Yes, sempai," I muttered but smirked. Translation: 'Tag team his ass?'

"Good," he muttered with a slight nod. Translation: 'Of course.' We both turned away from the group of girls and Sasuke and started walking away dramatically our clocks being blown into ripples by a soft wind.

"So he wants to kill you eh?" I asked going back to normal human talk.

"Yea," Itachi shrugged.

"And you don't do anything about it?" I asked rising a brow.

"It's a lot more fun to make him think I hate him," Itachi replied not a hint of emotion touched his face.

"You are bad," I laughed. We stopped seeing as someone had gone in our path. It was a Fire Tower girl with dirty blond hair and round brown eye. She had a kunai in hand and was standing in a defensive position.

"Take back what you said about Sasuke-kun!" she growled. I looked at Itachi his gaze was far off over the head of the girl.

"You take care of her Jen-Chan," he ordered and flashed away to some tree some were to watch. I nodded and looked back at the girl.

"Right then," I said with a smile. I grab a kunai from the sleeve of my clock still hiding my hands.

"Take it back!" the girl yelled running at me. She jumped a few feet from me attempting to land a kick. I jumped back and our kunai clashed. I wasn't afraid to fight I could stand my ground. We jumped back from each other I stood with my hands down the kunai hidden again. She stood out in defense again her legs apart and arms out with the throwing knife held horizontally.

"What do I have to take back?" I asked and she scowled. "Just because I think he's a bit foolish I'm attacked?"

"I'd die for Sasuke," she said.

"So would the rest of the Fire Tower girls," I said softly "but would he die for you?" I saw the surprise in her face and tilted my head to the side when she said nothing. "I thought not." I tipped my hat and disappeared to go find Itachi.

"You did not fight her," Itachi said as I landed on a branch next to him

"I didn't find a need to," I said leaning on the trunk of the tree. We sat silently for a few moments glancing at each other once and a while.

"I see," he murmured and I half smiled sleepily.

When I woke up I was in my bed and it was nearly dusk. Sasori and Deidara were still up, Sasori working on his poison mixes and Deidara reading a bird anatomy book.

"How'd I get here?" I asked groggily sitting up.

"Itachi-san brought you over he said you fell asleep in the tree you two were sitting in," Sasori replied.

"Oh," I muttered leaning back on my pillow. "I almost got killed nearly three times today."

"Sundays are very dangerous un," Deidara chuckled rubbing the nasty back and blue that was still on his forehead.

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