Sorry for the long wait, writers block coupled with a genuine lack of motivation to do the team assignments made me put this off.
I just want to say this now, this story is basically how I would want the Naruto series to be corrected. I will be fixing some of the blatantly fucked up crap that pours from kishi's head. This chapter is the start, all previous has been set up.
I was just thinking about the shows I used to watch as a kid, and a thought hit me. Naruto is a super sayan. Blonde, blue eyes, wears orange and blue, superhuman abilities, lack of intelligence, and can ingest mass amounts of food in one sitting. HE IS THE ILLEGITIMATE CHILD OF GOKU! I bet Chichi is pissed.
If you don't remember italics are people's inner monologue things.
Chapter 10 Finally
"Why the hell did it have to be bushins! I mean the one time when I actually want to pass exam it's the only thing I can't do, if it was Henge Kawarimi or even infiltration skills I would have passed. Damn my godly levels of chakra." Naruto said as he stomped around under the tree in front of the academy. "If I have to listen to one more history lecture about old dead guys I'm gonna kill someone." Having vented his frustrations he settled himself down on the wooden swing.
Naruto had decided to pass the exit exam for this year, seeing as how he didn't want to be paired with kids younger than himself. For the written portion of the test he had even filled in enough answers to get a low B. For the Taijutsu section he was paired up with one of the weaker kids in his class and soundly defeated him within two minutes. He even scored nineteen out of twenty on the kunai throwing portion much to the dismay of the official Sasuke fan club since their object of affection only scored an eighteen. He was well on his way to passing with a decent score that was until it was announced that to graduate they had to successfully form one to three standard clones. He being unable to create a single usable one failed.
It seemed like an eternity of sitting contemplating the positives and negatives of moving to Kumo or Kusa until he heard footsteps coming from behind him. Without bothering to look behind him he said. "Can I help you Mizuki-sensei?"
"I really did try to pass you, but you know how Iruka is a stickler for the rules. Really it's not his fault either, it's the whole system. It's designed to favor those that come from a clan than anyone from a civilian background. But I know how hard you tried this year, there was a drastic improvement in your school and homework. So that's why I started looking for another way for you to graduate. I found one."
I call bullshit. I have every law rule and regulation for the entire village memorized, the only other way to graduate is to be apprenticed to a jonin. What's his game? Spinning around quickly he locked his starry blue eyes onto his silver haired teacher. "Reallyreallyreallyreally?" He sad excitedly.
With a friendly grin "Yes. It's from the old rules set down by the first Hokage, its hardly ever used nowadays. You see all you have to do is demonstrate you infiltration, evasion, and stealth skills by entering the Hokage tower. Once there you have to go into the Hokages office, find the scroll labeled forbidden, sneak out of the tower undiscovered, go to a meeting place and master one of the jutsu inside the scroll, all within an allotted time of course. But I believe you can do it."
I know I act stupid but he seriously can't think that anybody would fall for this. Breaking and entering, tagged onto theft of Hokage's property is a huge offence, let alone it being a scroll of jutsu. "Really that's it? I've been doing stuff like that since I was six! It's like this test was made for me." He said with even more stars in his eyes.
Oh it was you demon. "Do you know where the old shack is in the east forest?"
"You mean the abandoned one where there's no one around for miles? And where you can easily get turned around, and lose your way for hours on end?"
"Yes that's the one. Now what do you say ten o'clock?"
"Oh I better get ready. Thanks Mizuki-sensei you're the best!" He started running off in the direction of the Hokage tower. I'm glad I carry everything I need with me. He thought as he rubbed his forearm. But I guess it couldn't hurt to be extra prepared. He altered his course so that he was heading to his apartment.
"Heh like stealing candy from a bright orange baby. Lord Orochimaru will reward me handsomely. Bwahahahaha."
With all his weight behind him he delivered a powerful kick at his target. "Gramps I'm home!" He yelled as the door slammed open.
Looking up from his work the aged Kage greeted the new occupant of the room. "Hello Naruto. I'm sorry to hear about the test. I was just about ready to go home for the night would you care to join me for some food?" The old man had been heartbroken when he heard about Narutos most recent failure with the graduating exam. He sincerely wished that he could do something about it but his hands were tied in every way. The exam was designed to weed out the absolutely hopeless cases, the ones who thought being a ninja would be cool or the ones that had no ability whatsoever. It appears that there are just too many things working against him.
Closing the door he walked over to one of the shelves and started perusing the contents. "It's my fault really I should have just passed last year. Sadly I won't be able to join you I've got something to do later, maybe a rain check?"
"You failed the previous test purposely? Why?" The Kage asked in surprise.
"Arius said he'd be back before I graduated. I guess it was some sort of childish notion that caused me to wait for him. But really you think someone with my intelligence would fail that test twice?"
"And this year?"
"Weeeeell, I have too much chakra and too little control to form a simple bushin. Now if you would teach me a clone that uses more chakra like the Earth Clone technique I could"
Raising a hand the aged Kage cut him off. "You know I can't, the council pretty much declared it illegal for anyone to help you at all. I'm getting closer to rescinding those laws but it will still take a few more months or so."
"Yeah I know, hey how many Jonins would you say might be willing to take me on as an apprentice?"
"Honestly, one maybe two, but the first already has an apprentice and a team, you saw to that. And the second is slated to take a genin team… and hes too lazy."
"So Guy, well shit, then I guess I'll have to go through another year or leave."
He's considered leaving? "I've seen your interactions with Anko, she has the skills to be a regular jonin, if she wanted, she could take you?"
"No she wants her style and the snake summoning contract to follow her to the grave, and I don't have nearly enough money to bribe her into doing it. But on to the real reason why I'm here." Looking up from the shelves he stared straight into the old man's eyes.
"And what would that be?"
"There's a Chunin level shinobi that at minimum is planning a theft and at most is turning traitor."
He instantly switched over to Hokage mode. "This is very serious accusation, what proof do you have?"
"Beyond what was said to me nothing so its his word against mine. I suggest you send some ANBU to the shack in the east forest at say ten o'clock. One more thing, sorry that I'm forced to do this."
"Huh?" Was all the kage could say.
Going through a few handsigns Naruto announced his jutsu "Sexy Jutsu." And disappeared into a cloud of smoke.
"Oh no." Said the Hokage with a worried look on his face.
Sarutobi still had a worried look on his face but the instinct from all his years as a ninja kicked in and tensed his body making him ready to spring into action if needed. As the smoke cleared the blonde stood arms open as though he was welcoming the Hokage, also he was naked and a hot chick. Do to years of fighting for his life, ruling a village, filing paperwork, and being a father the Hokage had shaped an iron will capable of remaining calm in even the most extreme of situations. It was solely due to this will that allowed him to stay standing with only a small trickle of blood coming from his nose. That was until the blonde spoke in a low voice. "Please be gentle with me Sarutobi-sama." The feared Professor now lied in a pool of his own blood with a grin plastered across his face. "I just destroyed the Hokage with one attack does that make me the strongest shinobi in the village?" He mused out loud.
The clock on the wall read seven twenty-three. "With a perv level of six he should be out for the next sixty two minutes." Walling over to the door he cracked it open stuck his head out gave the surroundings a quick look then placed a sign on the door knob, and then ducked back inside. The sign read 'Do not Disturb'. "Now where's that scroll?"
While looking at the shelves he had really been looking for the scroll that Mizuki wanted. He hoped that the old man didn't store it in a safe or have it stashed in a secret location. Not that it would deter him for long, but the notion of breaking into a vault would probably be a greater offense than just plucking something off a shelf. Going through the various shelves lining the walls of the Hokages office Naruto searched for the scroll labeled forbidden. Only to find it in a decorative stand right next to the door.
"That's not a smart idea. Well let's see what makes this so important." Picking the scroll up from its holder he laid it on the desk and sat down in the official Hokage seat. "This is a really nice chair, good lower back support."
Ignoring the big lettering that said 'FORBIDDEN' our curious hero broke the seal on the scroll, and proceeded to unraveled it. I mean really with a title like that who wouldn't want to open it? Immediately he saw words, a note written in a neat print.
'This scroll is the property of the Kage residing in the Village hidden in the Leaves. Should any person other than the reigning Hokage be caught in possession of or had read from this scroll is subject to execution.
-Hashirama Senju, Hokage'
"Awesome, I feel compelled to read further." Unrolling it further he came to the first entry.
Shadow Clone
Ninjutsu
Level A Technique
The Shadow Clone technique splits the user's chakra in half and forms a solid copy. The copy has the memories and personality of the person using it. The clone will have the ability to use any jutsu that the user knows, as long as it is not more chakra than the clone possesses. Once dispelled any memories the clone obtained will be transferred to the user along with any remaining chakra.
Uses:
Developed for recon and diversionary purposes.
Warning:
Due to division of the user's chakra it is recommended that the technique only be used by persons with large chakra reserves. Over use of this technique could result in death.
Upon collection of memories from a dispelled clone the user may experience pain from the influx of foreign memories. The longer the clone has existed the more memories will be created thus causing more pain.
Derived jutsu:
Multi Shadow Clone –Splits the users chakra into three or more equal amount.
Great Clone Explosion- Clone uses all remaining chakra it possesses to detonate itself. Explosion radius is determined by amount of chakra that the clone possesses at time of activation.
As he read the details of the jutsu the grin on his face started getting progressively bigger. "A clone that takes a boat load of chakra and it can use jutsu, well sign me up."
With Mizuki
"hahahahahahaha hahaha haha ha haaa. I think that's enough laughing. I better go make sure that I have everything packed." With that the white haired teacher disappeared in a cloud of smoke.
"Ha I got it down in only twenty minutes. Fear me for I is awesome."
"Did you know that you're really full of yourself? Its almost scary."
"Aw shut up. Who are you to comment on how I act?"
"You." The clone said as though it were the single most obvious fact that has ever needed to be verbalized in the entirety of all time.
"Fine just go through the scroll and memorize everything." Naruto ordered the clone.
"Yes sir right away sir sorry I cant move faster sir" Said the clone positively dripping with sarcasm.
"Is that a hint of sarcasm I hear in your voice?"
"Surely you jest for there be not a single ounce of this sarcasm in thy body." It took a whole four seconds for the clone and the original to double over laughing.
"You're a funny guy…get back to work. And let me know if there's anything interesting."
"Asshole."
"I bet this would make studying and doing paperwork easier. I should lord this over Gramps for a while." While the clone was working Naruto was playing with his new technique. He was having his clones try out Henge and Kawarimi seeing as they were the only other jutsu that he knew. He was currently staring at three clones each using his sexy technique, all four of them wore smiles that could only be described as pure undiluted evil of the second degree. "What do you think? Harem jutsu?" The clones nodded in agreement. "You two go create other appearances, but don't use anybody that we've seen before I don't even want to think what would happen if someone like Ayame found out we were using her body." Both of the clones paled at the thought of a pissed off Ayame, and her assortment of sharp kitchen utensils. "Or Anko." All of them started to visibly shake at the thought of a pissed snake mistress, or even worse if she liked it and wanted to thank them with a round of hide and go boom.
"N-naruto wh-whats going on?" The previously lifeless body of the Hokage said as he was getting to his feet. That was until he caught sight of not one but two near naked blonde bombshells. Needless to say he was unconscious again with a stream of blood coming from out his nose.
Glancing at the clock he saw it was eight-o-eight. "He was only out for forty five minutes, I'm going to have to increase his perv level."
"We should leave, Sexy Jutsu is the only thing we have that can keep him sedate, but he might bleed out if we keep doing it. Im outy." One of the clones said right before he/she dispelled.
There was a tickle at the back of his mind once the clone dispelled. As he concentrated he could distinguish the clones memories from his own. Im gonna have to reorganize my Vault. "How's the scroll coming?" He said to the clone that was pouring over the scroll.
"Halfway done, but there is a lot of information in here I mean a lot. Some of the formulas for these things are mind blowing, I mean this one alone lets you to summon a dead person and hsve them fight for you. Are you sure you can handle the memory transfer?"
"I didn't have any problem with the other one, so it should be fine. Alright finish up the one you're on then dispel." The clone instantly disappeared in a cloud of white smoke. The memories hit him like one of ten of Sakura's 'love taps' at once. He fell to his knees and sat there cradling his head till the pain started to ebb. "Wow that would not be something you would want to deal with on the battlefield." Still dealing with some lingering discomfort Naruto made his way the desk and rolled the scroll back up. Pulling back the sleeve of his orange jacket he revealed two sets of intricate designs running along the underside of his forearm. Laying his arm on the scroll, and he channeled some chakra to the design via his finger. The scroll disappeared in a puff of smoke. "Stop checking out our ass and change into a copy of the scroll."
The clone stood stock still as it was looking at its new version of the sexy technique via the mirror hanging on the wall. "Hehe, think of it as a compliment." After making a hand seal the clone disappeared in a cloud of smoke and was replaced with a scroll the size and color of the one Naruto had sealed away.
"And you I thought I said not to use anyone we know." He rebuked the other clone, while his cheeks had a touch of color.
Standing there with only small tufts of smoke for cover was a perfect imitation of Tsume Inuzuka. "You know you like the show." The clone wiggled its hips then disappeared in a puff of smoke.
"Stupid know it all clones." Producing a length of rope from his jacket he strapped the 'scroll' to his back and made his way to the window overlooking the city. The last golden rays of the sun were spread out over the multi-colored sky as the very top of the burning orb was holding itself just on the cusp of falling below the distant mountains. Hanging solely in the sky was the pale countenance of lunar body, the distant stars still lay shrouded by the last reaches of the sun. Looking back at the form of the unconscious leader of the village Naruto said. "Don't wait up for me, gramps." He opened the window and launched into the darkening night sky, focused solely on the task before him.
Naruto had been running through the forest for the last hour when he found the shack that he was supposed to wait at. The shack was located in a clearing sat on the border of the land owned by Konoha from the land owned by the Daimyo who ruled The Land of Fire. The hut was a small rundown affair with one window one door and a small chimney. The sign hanging by the door identified it as belonging to a long forgotten lumberjack.
Evaluate the situation. Mizuki may or may not be a traitor. I stole a scroll full of forbidden jutsu. I'm in the middle of a forest by myself. ANBU is supposed to be here at ten but knowing them they'll be late fifteen minutes or so. Plan for the worst. Mizuki is a traitor, there's more than one, and they're all stronger than me. Plant as many traps as possible in a way that might draw attention from the village. The council will be calling for my head, blackmail them into submission. Hope for the best. I'm so fucked.
Putting his fingers in a cross formation Naruto said "Shadow Clone." And eleven copies of him came into existence within a cloud of smoke. He un-slung the fake scroll and gently laid it next to the shack so as not to dispel the clone. He also pulled off his jacket and threw it under one of the nearby trees, as it hit the ground a resounding metal *thunk* echoed through the clearing. "Stupid weighted jacket, it's about time for a new wardrobe anyways." Or his wrists were weighted bands, those too were discarded. Rolling up his pant legs he removed the large weights strapped to his shins. Using one of the seals on his left forearm he summoned two spools of ninja wire a signal flare, two bandoliers of thirty shuriken and thirty kunai. From the other seal on that arm he produced a three inch stack of medium yield concussive and explosive notes
Handing over the supplies to one of the clones he said. "Nine of you set up a perimeter when you're finished dispel one at a time, I don't need to remind you of the pain information overload can cause. The tenth make as many clones as you can and have them Henge into branches rocks and the like. Eleventh set the flare up on the chimney, change into a squirrel or something and if the situation starts going south light it up."
"What about you, boss?" One of the clones said.
"I'll finish with the scroll. Go… and feel free to make it as… messy as you like." That got a smile out of all the clones before they set off.
Sitting with his back to the cabin he unsealed the scroll and started unrolling it. It took him a while till he got to where he left off. After a few minutes of memorizing super dangerous highly secret jutsu from the forbidden scroll that no one should see Naruto summoned another clone.
"Do you think it's a good idea to waste this much chakra before Mizuki gets here?" the clone said instantly upon arrival.
"I feel fine, and besides once one of you pops I receive any leftover chakra. Now I want you to go practice Shadow Shuriken. It will be a good way to test the depth and capabilities of the shadow clones."
"I'm a clone do I even have any shuriken?"
"You are me, figure it out." The clone stood there for a second then grabbed its ninja gear pouch on its belt. Opening it up he saw that there was indeed a full set of shuriken. "If they dispel after one use just use rocks, it should be the same principle…I think." The rear Naruto said without looking up from the scroll.
"Okay boss." The clone ran off into the woods to go practice.
A few minutes later the clones started dispelling one at a time. With each dispel the he received the memories of all the traps that had been set, along with their remaining chakra. The pain was significantly less than the first time he had overloaded from the memory transfer. Looking back at the scroll he memorized the contents of the page. Another suicide jutsu, it's like someone thought of every way to die in agonizing pain while taking everyone else with you. How bored would you have to be to think up half this shit. *sigh* Next! As he was almost done with the entire scroll he threw the remaining part open, and saw three jutsu that took his breath away. Rasengan, Hiraishin, and Dead Demon Consuming Seal. I think I love this scroll.
Rasengan
Ninjutsu
Level B
A jutsu created by the fourth Hokage, Minato Namikaze. The user creates a ball of chakra in their hand that they use to thrust into their opponent. Upon contact with any solid object the Rasengan burrows into it and at the completion of the jutsu it will discharge its remaining chakra in a concussive force. No hand signs are required to perform this technique. The jutsu itself is not complete in that the Hokage was unable to add elemental chakra to the Rasengan.
Uses:
The Rasengan is effective against defensive fortifications in that it is capable of drilling through stone, dirt, wood, and even metal. If used on a person it will inflict severe to lethal amounts of damage.
Warning:
Due to the significant amount of chakra that is used, and the difficulty of the technique it is suggested that only shinobi of Jonin rank or higher should use this attack.
Should the technique destabilize while in the users hand the release of chakra could be crippling if not lethal.
To use the technique:
The first step is to use your chakra to spin water in within a confined space, a water-balloon is suggested. The first step will be completed when the user can burst the whole balloon, and not just a hole in one side. This step emphasizes control.
For the second step it is suggested that a rubber ball be used. The user must, using their chakra, spin air in multiple directions within the ball till it bursts. As air is thinner than water and a ball has a thicker skin than a balloon, it requires more force to burst it. This step emphasizes power.
The third and final step is to create a spherical shell for the physical form of the jutsu by combining both step one and two. Use a balloon and create the sphere within the balloon without moving the balloon itself. This step emphasizes form.
Notes:
The jutsu should range in size from an orange to a cantaloupe.
Hiraishin
Fuinjutsu
Level S
The Hiraishin was the masterpiece of the Fuinjutsu master and Fourth Hokage Minato Namikaze. The technique allowed Minato to instantaneously teleport to the location of the 'Rite' which were carved into the handles of his special kunai. Fuinjutsu master Jiraya attempted to crack the secrets of Hiraishin after the death of Minato but was unable to declaring "That blonde bastard is a fucking genius, lucky with the lady's to… what an asshole." The seal below contains the only surviving kunai of Minato Namikaze, Konoha's Yellow Flash.
Without a seconds hesitation Naruto channeled chakra into the seal and with a small puff of smoke a three pointed kunai emerged. Picking it up gently as though it weren't a weapon of war but a piece of art Naruto examined the blade. Like a standard kunai it was either iron or steal, and had a ring on the end. But instead of a simple cloth wrapped handle there was a wooden grip with a design carved into it. The blade split into three points with the middle being the longest. He was staring at it intently as though if he looked hard enough he would know its secrets, he was interrupted however when he caught the sound of an object coming his way. Tilting his head to the left a small rock went whizzing through where his head was but a second ago.
"We don't have time to stop. Get back to work and get emotional later." Ordered the clone that had been ordered to practice Shadow Shuriken.
"Thanks." Naruto said as he pulled up his shirt revealing a large seal running across his chest, with it coming to a spiral over his heart. Placing the kunai at the center he channeled chakra to the seal and the kunai vanished without even a puff of smoke. "How did it go? And how much chakra you have left?" He asked the clone.
"It will take practice to master but I've got it to a usable level. On empty. Sorryabouttheheadachebye." The clone finished then promptly burst into smoke.
There was a twitch in Narutos eye as though something was bothering him but could ignore it. That wasn't too bad, maybe it takes getting used to. Refocusing his attention on the scroll he unrolled it to the next technique.
Dead Demon Consuming Seal
Nin/Fuinjutsu hybrid
Level SS
By offering up their soul the user summons the God of Death. The God will latch onto the soul of the opponent and extract it from their body, then the soul is sealed within the body of the user. At the completion of the technique the God will devour the soul of the user. Once in the belly of the God the soul of the user and of the opponent will battle for all eternity. This technique was created by Minato Namikaze, Konohas Fourth Hokage, and has only been used by him.
Uses:
This technique is a one shot one kill, suicide jutsu.
Warning:
Upon activation of this jutsu the user's life is forfeit.
Derived Jutsu:
While under attack by the Kyuubi the Fourth Hokage altered the technique. The change allowed the Hokage to seal the soul and chakra of the Kyuubi into the body of an infant, making the child a Jinchuriki. Despite the change to the original technique the Hokage died as a result of its activation.
The below section contains the key that tightens or unlocks the Eight Trigrams Seal that is on the Jinchuriki of the Kyuubi. There is another key in the possession of the Toad summons."You old man(father) are a goldmine of awesome."
It was fifteen minutes till ten, when he got to the last technique in the scroll. The contents of which left him rolling on the ground in uncontrollable laughter.
Sexy Jutsu
Gen/Ninjutsu hybrid
Level A
This technique transforms the user into an attractive woman almost entirely in the nude. A small amount of smoke cover the user's chest and groin. The jutsu is indiscriminate in that it has an area effect and will lead to three possible reactions. One, target is stunned for a minimum of four seconds. Two, the target may be subject to blood loss through the nose. Three, if the target is unprepared or has a weak will they will become unconscious for an unknown amount of time.
Uses:
Distraction. Knock out opponent.
Warning:
Do to the nature of the jutsu, it could lead to death in people with weak bodies due to blood loss.
"Ca- ca-n't br-ea-the going- to- die." Naruto gasped out as he was rolling on the ground trying to breathe. It's a forbidden technique, I am so awesome. It took a few minutes but he was finally able to gain enough composure to stand and breathe at the same time. He sealed the scroll back in his arm after having rolled it up. It should be about ten I wonder where he is, I should get a watch, oh well.
There was a rustle in the trees and a blanket of utter silence enveloped the clearing. A single dark form leapt out from the foliage. "Naruto what are you doing?" It shouted in a very non-Mizuki like fashion. As the figure came closer and stepped out of the shadow of the trees it took the form of a Konoha Chunin. A Chunin with brown hair and a scar running across his nose. He was panting lightly. "Why did you steal the scroll?" He demanded.
Ah crap. Thinkthinkthinkthink. He thought franticly."Iruka sensei you must be here to help with Mizuki's test, right? I was only able to learn one, I hope that's okay." He asked in hopes of his stupid image proving useful once more.
"Test? What test is Mizuki having you do?"
"You know borrow the scroll and learn one of the techniques in it within a time limit. Mizuki said its an old rule he found that will let me graduate." Said as he was rubbing the back of his head in the iconic Naruto way.
Iruka being one of the few people in this village that even associates with the blonde menace, was used to the hand behind the head pose. It was mostly seen after a prank was pulled somewhere in the village, and the authorities rounded up the usual suspect. And the usual suspect was always in the same pose with the same expression. To anybody not familiar with Naruto it was a look that tried to pass off as innocent. But to someone who knew him it showed that he knew what he did was wrong and he would do it again in a heartbeat.
"Naruto there is no such test."
"What! I went through all that trouble for nothing!"
Naruto caught the distinctive sound of an incoming object flying through the air. But before he Kawarimi Iruka forcefully threw him to the ground. There was a dull thud as the object impacted the back of the scarred Chunin who was now hunched over the prone form of Naruto. Dropping to his knees his hand went to his back as he stared coughing up blood.
"Naruto! Don't listen to him he's trying to steal the scroll!" Shouted a voice before the form of Mizuki landed on a branch of a large tree across the clearing. Across his back was strapped two fuma shuriken. "Naruto give me the scroll ill protect it."
"Don't listen to him hes lying!" Iruka yelled back only to double over in pain.
"Wha?" The theif said in confusion. But his thoughts were. Damn it! This is really bad. I might have been able to take him alone but I don't think I can do that with an injured ally holding me back..
"No don't listen to him he and the villagers have been keeping a horrible secret from you."
"No don't Mizuki! It's a capital offence! You can still turn back, just surrender now and we can sort this out." He said through gritted teeath as he started pulling himself up with the help of a nearby tree.
"What secret?" The blonde asked in an attempt to stall.
"In class everyone is told the story about how twelve years ago the Kyuubi attacked, and the Hokage defeated it."
"What does that have to do with anything?" Hes close to an explosive note. If im lucky I can get him in the first shot.
"No Mizuki don't!" Iruka pleaded while still trying to muster the energy to defend himself.
"Well that's a lie, the Hokage couldn't kill it so he trapped it instead. YOU! Naruto are the nine tailed fox!" Pulling one of the shuriken off his back he prepared to throw.
"No Naruto your"
"So. The. Fuck. What!" He yelled into the night stunning both the academy teachers. With his left hand he formed a half handsign. "Ive known for years shit stain! Want to know something else? Bang goes the dynamite." As soon as the words left his mouth he remote detonated the seals closest to Mizuki. The explosion enveloped the white haired teacher in a cloud of debry. As the dust cleared all that was left were the shredded remains of a tree and half of a log. "Kawarimi, shit!" Turning to his left he saw a fuma shuriken already in flight. Any attempts to dodge would result in it hitting the still struggling Iruka. Crossing his arms in front of him he prepared to take the attack. Ten feet before it struck three clones burst out from the surrounding foliage and jumped in front of the projectile. The first took the brunt of the force before being picked up and thrown back against the clones behind it then dispelled. The second clone caught the slowed weapon by the hole in the center and held on as it and the clone behind it went sliding back a few feet. "Owch." The second clone said before it dispelled. The last clone picked up the weapon and turned to the middle of the clearing. The sounds of some of the tripwire activated traps started echoing from the forest.
Needing to flush out Mizuki Naruto detonated the remaining tags throughout the surrounding area, among the ensuing destruction there could be heard the fierce swearing of an adult and twenty or so bursting clones.
The form of Mizuki lept into the center of the newly enlarged clearing. His clothes were completely covered in cuts and burn marks. "Not bad demon brat. You actually learned one of the jutsu from the scroll, and even planted traps, the one with the kunai was especially nasty, color me impressed." Mizuki said.
With Iruka
What the hell? Ive never seen this side of Naruto, its like hes completely different from the knucklehead I knew. He prepped the field beforehand, in case something happened. And now hes forced Mizuki into the open. This way beyond anything he could do.
"Shuriken, please." He gestured to the clone besides him. It tossed him the giant hunk of metal, then took out one of its own kunai and got into a ready stance.
"But now it ends. Lord Orochimaru might even reward me for bringing back the body of a demon." Readying his last shuriken his entire body tensed up as he put everything he had into the throw. With a grunt of exertion he flung the metal object with all his might not at the ready Naruto no but at the struggling Iruka.
As soon as the shuriken left Mizukis the last clone preformed a hasty Kawarimi with the downed shinobi. The real Naruto on the other hand had slipped the giant weapon onto his hand, like a bracelet, and had his fingers in the form of a cross. The bladed weapon shot straight through the clone that had switched with dolphin boy.
"Well your last clone is gone, I know what that technique is it's the Kage Bushin and I know it takes a very large amount of chakra to produce even a single clone. With the number clones you made its a miracle that your even standing, but you blew all your traps and explosives. Its over now, just die." Reaching behind his back he produced a kunai and started advancing on the deamon container.
"I agree it is over. Mass Shadow Clone jutsu." He said calmly. In an instant the whole area was filled with white smoke.
The smoke cleared to reveal a most of the clearing and the surrounding woods were filled with Narutos, all of which had a giant shuriken in hand. Mizuki was too stunned to fight let alone think of escaping.
"Goodbye, sensei." Sounded from a chorus of voices. All of the clones launched their weapons and inediently started a series of handseals. The jutsu was complete. "Shadow Shuriken Jutsu!" They roared as one.
Naruto created two hundred and fifty clones each carrying a shuriken. Each threw theirs at the same time then preformed the technique which replicated each thrown four times. So in that instant there were one thousand two hundred and fifty projectiles converging on one spot. It would take someone with a pair of Sharingans to kawarimi out of the attack and only someone of immense skill and speed could have dodged such a broad attack. Mizuki was not of the Uchihas and had the skills of mid Chunin, he was not able to get away.
The immobile Iruka sat there staring at the mound of shuriken. That's two A rank techniques at once. "There is no way he could have survived that." He said to no one in particular.
"I know." Said Naruto who had positioned himself behind Iruka and was going over his injuries. He had a rather grim face, but that is to be expected during your first kill. Even more so with someone you have known for a number of years, even if that person was a scheming bastard. "I don't think we should remove the weapon, it might make you bleed out." Naruto turned towards the shack that had remarkably stayed standing though the whole ordeal. "Light it up!" He yelled.
The clone still henged as a squirrel lit the fuse to the mortar style flare then dispelled. After the fuse burned down the mortar ejected a ball of flame high into the air signaling their position to anyone neerby. At this time the remaining clones had started dispelling along with the shuriken their shuriken. After the entire pile dispelled all that was left was a single metal object and red stain strewn across the ground.
"Naruto you did what you did to protect yourself and me Mizuki. He would have killed us without a second thought. You have done nothing wrong." Iruka could see that his words were having an effect but there was still a darkness in his eyes. "Naruto could you close your eyes for a second?" Kneeling down in front of the injured party Naruto closed his eyes. He then heard the sound of shuffling clothes then a weight on his forehead. "You can open them now."
Opening his eyes his first observation was the lack of hitai. Reaching up to the weaight on his forehead he found a familiar metal plate. Eyes widening in realization of what his new accessory ment. "Wait what?"
"What you did here was what a Konoha shinobi would do. You earned this. Now"
Three dark figures leapt from the dark forest and surrounded the two. "We are here to…" Looking around he saw the remnants of the battle and the corpse of Mizuki.
Naruto sat there with one eye twitching at the new arrivals. The masks identaified them as ANBU. Horse Owl and Unicorn respectively. "Help? Scraping the bottom of the barrel with you lot aren't they. Please tell me one of you is a medic."
"I am." Said owl happily.
I need a drink. Naruto thought to himself.
Mist and whispers that was all that made up the world he inhabited. It was not unpleasant in the least, it wasn't even enjoyable. It just was. He always came to the same place, there was no deviation whatsoever. Always in the mist always alone.
Lucid dreaming would be so much better if I actually had control of the dream. He thought to himself. Inoichi said if I could make it a lucid dream then I could take over, but it doesn't seem to be working. God this is boring. A deep reverberating sound echoed through the mist. Followed by another and another. With the first sound the mist started to fade from view, and Naruto felt himself rising to the conscious realm. At the end of the third sound he was awake in his bed.
The sound repeated again but this time it had a distinctive wooden sound. "Door." Getting up from the soft recesses of his warm bed he made his way to the front door of his apartment. Looking through the peep hole he saw the distinct uniform of Konoha's ANBU. Opening the door he was greeted by the pure white of an unblemished porcelain mask.
"Naruto Uzimaki, the council requires your attendance in twenty minutes." The masked shinobi disappeared in a swirl of leaves.
"Those old codgers are finally making their move. Time to roll out the big guns hahaha." He said as he closed the door to his apartment.
"Naruto would you please explain yourself to the council." Sarutobi said flatly from his seat at the head of the council room.
Looking around Naruto marveled at the design of the room. It was a circular room roughly fifty feet in diameter. The wide set of double doors were carved out of solid oak, and each depicted a broad reaching tree. The room was divided into four parts. The Hokage sat at the front of the room behind a raised desk. Directly in front of Kage seat was a semi-circular area where people could speak before the council. The seats of the council were split in two, the civilians and the ninja. The civilians sat at two rows of long curving tables on the side closest the door. The ninja sat across a walkway in identical seating arrangements. The domed roof of the room was painted with a mural of a wooden torch burning brightly.
"Well I'm blonde, blue eyed"
"Naruto." The Hokage cut him off with a serious tone.
"I apprehended a traitor, by the name of Mizuki… uhm does anyone know his last name?"
"Aprehended? You killed him and you stole the scroll! Those are acts punishable by death!" Yelled one of the angry civilian council members.
"It's not my fault that the totally relevant education system has improved to the point where it makes an academy student able to kill such a powerful Chunin like Mizuki." The sarcasm that was pouring from his mouth was so thick that if you looked hard enough you could actually see it. "As for the theft of the scroll, I merely placed the scroll in a secured location in case there was more than one perpetrator. Due to my actions Orochimaru was not able to obtain at the most the scroll and at least a shinobi that knows the inner workings of this village."
"You didn't have to kill him." Shouted a pink haired woman from the civilian councils side.
"I honestly thought that he was capable of escaping the attack. I mean what kind of ninja gets offed by a genin?"
"Then where is the scroll?" Said the leader of the Hyuuga, Hiashi.
Pulling back his sleeve he applied chakra to the seal on his arm and in a puff of smoke the scroll appeared in his open hand. He tossed it underhand to the Hokage who snatched it out of the air without a second glance.
Unrolling it to the first jutsu he examined it. "This is the scroll, thank you for returning it."
"He's only trying to gain power so he can kill us all. He needs to be executed!" Yelled another council member.
"Is it always this like this?" The defendant said to the Hokage.
"The yelling for no reason or the calls for execution?"
"Execution."
"More or less. Quite frankly it astounds me at the level of fear that is generated by a twelve year old. *sigh*… council members would you please give me any instance in which Naruto has shown any ill will towards Konoha or it citizens."
"He's repeatedly snuck into almost every clan compound and laid traps of a malicious nature." Said the leader of one of the minor ninja clans, a glint of anger shone in his eye from the memories from the various traps and pranks that found their way into his home over the years.
The smiles that the Hokage and the young Jinchuriki wore were those of utter happiness and retribution.
"Can you think of any other instances? …No?" The old man said.
"Now that the issue has been raised, Hokage-sama may I?" Naruto said.
"Just don't rub it in too much." Sarutobi replied.
Naruto reached into his jacket and pulled out a small journal. Opening it up to one of the pages he applied a small amount of chakra and in a large cloud of smoke an old grey filing cabinet appeared. At this point in time everyone in the chamber had a confused look on their face, save for the Hokage and Inoichi Yamanaka who each had a wide grin splitting their face. Opening up the top drawer he pulled out a thick folder. Walking over to the Hokage's seat he layed it on the desk. "This one is for your house and the city in general." Walking back to the cabinet he pulled out as many folders as he could carry and started to distribute them to the person from each of the corresponding clans. "Please don't open them yet."
"What are you doing?" demanded one of the civilian council members.
"Ensuring the future of Konoha, what are you doing? Because to me it looks like you're using your power as an elected official to repress a twelve year old orphan with all your might. And failing badly." He countered without batting an eyelash. The man was left speechless, never expecting that kind of rebuttal. Having passed out his folders to each of the ninja council members Naruto resealed his filing cabinet.
"What about Inoichi?" Shikaku the leader of the Nara said while waking up from his nap, only to go back to his sleeping position.
"He already has his. Now everybody, you may now open your folder." It took exactly 2.4746458574739374 seconds for the collective jaws of almost every ninja in the room to hit the floor. "The Hokage has commissioned me to infiltrate each of your compounds and determine the weaknesses in security. Each one of the folders details possible points of entry, strategic strike points, location of each person's room, along with the location and combination of safes and vaults. In the back of the folder are my recommendations for improving security."
"Naruto what are the ratings." The Hokage said as he perused his own folder.
"The clan with the highest security rating is the Aburame, with their general attitude and with help from their Kikaichū they have an over rating of a B+. The lowest is the Hyuuga, basing the entirety of their security around the use of their eyes, they recieve a D-. If I had wanted to I could have, by myself, killed, maimed, or impared 73% of this villages overall military strength." The only word to accurately describe Naruto at this point would be smug. Looking over the rather worried faces of the clan heads Naruto said. "The entire city is basically under my control, with the proper application of explosives I could pretty much wipe Konoha from the map, so all I ask is for the outcome of my graduation exam to be overturned. In any event Mizuki most likely sabotaged my graduation exam in order for him to get the scroll." That and I suck at clones.One of the civilians started. "We have no proof that he interfered with your exam, and the fact still remains you"
"I took out a Chunin, I think I at least should be a genin." Naruto interrupted.
"You were the last place in your class, you don't have what it takes to be a Shinobi of the leaf." Said Koharu Utatane the Hokages advisor.
"Jiraya of the Sanin was last in his class, and is now one of the top three strongest shinobi in Konoha and one of the strongest in the world. Along with being the teacher of the man hailed as the single greatest shinobi to have walked these lands since the Sage of Six Paths." Naruto responded.
"If he did indeed did defeat a chunin then there is no reason that he shouldn't be allowed to at the minimum retake the test. Did you pass the written portion of the test?" Shikaku said while he looked unconscious.
"Yes, it was the practical application of the clone that I didn't pass. By the way I believe that a review of the academy curriculum is needed. The way its set up shows great deal of favoritism to the children from clans."
"I may not be a ninja but even I know that the bushin is the simplest jutsu there is if you can't even"
He never finished as he was interrupted by Naruto making a cross sign and producing a single clone. The type and difficulty of clone he produced was not unnoticed by some of the more senior ninja. The term 'senior' ninjas is referring to every one of the Shinobi clan heads.
"That's enough for me. I move that the exam of Naruto Uzumaki is to be overturned and he is to be graduated from the shinobi academy." Shikaku said. All of the civilian council members voted nay, save for the one man wrapped in bandages, who had a very startling grin adorning his face. The ninja council on the other hand voted almost unanimously yes, while still going through the information on their clans with faces getting whiter as they continued to read on. The only one who did not vote yes a council member from one of the lesser clans. "It's an even split. I'm sorry Naruto but you will have to repeat."
"I vote yes for myself."
"You're not on the council you can't vote." Spat on of the more vocal of the civilians.
"I've done my homework and yes I can, seeing as how I'm the last surviving, loyal member of the Uzumaki clan, among other things. The Uzumaki's ruled the Village Hidden in the Whirling Tides, Konohas sister village, so im basically royalty. And to all of you who know your history you know that the Uzumaki's were related to the Senju. So even if you find some legal loophole that allows you to not recognize me as the Uzumaki leader, then I fall under jurisdiction of the Senju, who in their absence have given their electoral power to the Hokage."
"Don't be ridiculous the Uzumaki's were wiped out during the second war."
"Exactly so that just re-solidifies the fact that I'm the last, making me the leader of the clan."
"This is preposterous you're just an orphan you don't have any proof of what you say."
"Hokage-sama?" The blonde said
This is going to cause so much paperwork I just know it. He thought as he rubbed his temples."He is in fact a true Uzumaki."
"My mother's name was Kushina and she is the grand niece or something of Mito Senju, wife of the first Hokage."
"Fine, but he is still underage. He cannot have a seat on the council, he cannot vote."
"Section four, page seven, paragraph two of the Konoha City Laws states and I quote 'Should in the event that a single member of a clan survives, while underage, the Hokage retains the right to appoint a guardian to said clan member to handle all legal and financial matters till such a time when the clan member comes of age.' And end quote." All the ninja were trying to hold in their laughter as a child of twelve verbally manhandled a group of highly educated politicians. Even the normally stoic Hyuuga was straining to uphold his composure. The civilians on the other hand were so shocked that they hadn't even thought of trying to argue against the blonde.
"I would like to recommend Iuka Umino." Naruto said to the Hokage.
"I agree that he would be the best choice at this moment but are you sure you want to do this? Restarting a clan is not a simple matter, even after all this time there could still be enemies of the Uzumaki."
"It's fine, before it's completely reestablished and my clan status is announced to the general public I can disband it. I do have another name to fall on if need be… it is a bit controversial though. And the shear amount of paperwork it would cause would be astronomical."
"What do you mean?" The Hokage was starting to look nervous.
"I would have thought that my demonstration would prove that I'm not stupid, I've known about him for a while, and while I don't agree with how you handled the situation I understand and will not hold it against you or this village. Unless some things are denied from me that I have every right to. But now's not the time to talk about this. It looks like they've come up with something." The Hokage wilted under the stare of the twelve year old boy.
Making a gesture the Hokage called for his attendant. "Go to the hospital and fetch a Iruka Umino, please." He said to the man. The attendant left immediately in a leaf Shunshin.
"Uzumaki…san" This time it was a pink headed women who spoke from the civilian side of the room. "to ensure that such a renown clan such as the Uzumaki does not disappear it would be wise to place you and your clan under the supervision of the council, and we would also like to institute a C.R.A. And of course it would be in your best interest if it was the council that selected the women to restore your clan." She gave such a reassuring smile that any normal person would cave to her inviting aura.
Great they just want to control anything I do get. "Why the hell would I wanna do that? Can you think of a reason?" He asked the ninja half of the room.
"With his performance so far it does not seem logical that he would be foolish enough to agree." Said the hooded Aburame from the back of the room.
"Correct you are so I shall respond with a tidy Section eight, page forty through forty three, the Third's Law, fifth addendum. 'Any women found in sexual contact with one Naruto Uzumaki are to be sterilized, and placed in prison for a minimum of fifteen years. Any women caught having conceived a child by one Naruto Uzumaki is to put to death. The baby is to be euthanized and its remains are to be donated to science.' Sorry law says no little Uzumaki's running around, I don't want to upset the council by breaking any of their rules. Now if you excuse me I'd rather not be here while the Hokage kills you all in a brutal and most painful way." With that Naruto bolted for the door. Quickly opening the heavy solid oak doors, he jumped outside then slammed it shut. Leaving the sound of the slamming door to reverberate throughout the otherwise silent room.
The guards outside standing outside the door were eying him with raised eyebrows. "The proverbial shit is going to hit the provebial fan." He said to them.
"Please SAY THAT AGAIN!" The Professor said in a voice that at one time reduced the most hardened killers to tears. The killer intent pouring from the room froze everyone inside the building, dead in their tracks, while some of the civilians with weak wills were rendered unconscious.
Ten minutes or so later and after much yelling the killer intent died down.
"I-I think its over. You should go check."
"Me, why me? You should go check, you've been at this longer than I have." The guards argued back and forth. After a few minutes more of arguing they turned to Naruto who was sitting on a bench across the way reading a book.
Catching wind of their intentions Naruto said. "Aw hell no. I'm not even a genin, I'm a civilian you do it."
"Well its clearly your fault." The guard said.
"So what? You've lived a long productive life, it's time to let the next generation have room to grow." The blonde shot back.
"What did you do this time?" A voice asked form down the hall.
Turning his head Naruto saw the limping and heavy bandaged form of Iruka Umino drawing near. "I reminded the council of some of their more… peculiar laws. It seems that the Hokage was not aware about them either."
How would the Hokage not know about a law they passed, he has to be present during any vote? If he they did it without him then it's a sign of treason oh. "You attract more trouble than any other living thing in existence." He sat down next to the blonde.
"I wouldn't say attract, more along the lines that it's been my stalker from birth." Stashing his book back inside his jacket he turned to his teacher.
"So my being here is your doing?"
"Yeah I pulled out an old law, and an older lineage to screw with them. I'm now the head of the Uzumaki clan."
"You, a clan head?"
"Well not till I hit sixteen or become a chunin, and I may or may not have recommended you as my representative. That is if you want the job." The scarred teacher just stood there flabbergasted unable to form coherent thoughts. "You could at least pretend to be happy."
His mind finally starting to work again. A clan, there's no way the council would willingly let him gain any power. Just what kind of intelligence has he been hiding? "But why me?"
"You wouldn't screw me over, you have a solid moral foundation, you have a competent head on your shoulders, and deep within you lies a dormant prankster. You don't have to take the job, I have other avenues I can pursue. But if you accept you will have to be present for council meetings. It will also give more power to the ninja portion of the council. What do you say?" Holding out his hand, he waited and hoped for a positive response. I really don't wanna resort to plan B, and plan C has an eighty percent chance of getting me killed. Seeing the hesitation in Irukas eyes Naruto pulled his last trumpcard. "I'll even tell you how to do all paperwork in half the time."
Iruka's hand was grasping Narutos within an instant. "I would be happy to help a student of mine in need."
"That's good to hear. Now being Uzumaki rep gives you some interesting political and diplomatic powers, your going to need to look into them."
Iruka just sat their looking at him as if he was meeting him for the first time and was looking for a proper introduction.
"What?"
"So what happened to the knucklehead? You always seemed a tad bit off but I wrote it off as a personality quick."
"The idiot was just a diversion so I could be me. So my name is Naruto Uzumaki, it's a pleasure to meet you." He held out his hand.
"Iruka Umino." With a firm handshake the two truly met for the first time.
It was soon after that the door to the chamber opened revealing a very pale very shaky council member. "Th-the H-hoka-ge w-ill see you n-now." The man just started down the hall shaking and stumbling all the way.
"Must have been the scapegoat."
"So the council is now in agreement? We will allow the restablishment of the Uzumaki?" The Professor said with a smile that said 'I dare you to say anything'.
All the council members quickly nodded their heads in agreement.
"Alright then, we will have a seat added for the Uzumaki clan. Iruka I would like to appoint you as representative of the Uzumaki do you accept?"
Stepping forward the bandaged teacher stood at attention. "I do."
"Good, now please go back to the hospital and rest we don't want to aggravate your injuries."
"Yes Hokage-sama."
"One more thing, with the recent events the team placements are going to be moved back a week."
"Yes sir."
"You are dismissed." Iruka left for the hospital but not before shooting Naruto a wide grin.
"Th-there is still no foundation for this reformed clan, and I doubt that Uzumaki…san knows how to run a clan, he needs to be taught." Shouted one of the civvies.
"I would like to declare the same status as Tsunade Senju, T.P.T.C."
"What does that mean?" The Tsume Inuzuka asked.
"Too pissed to care. I'm a clan of one, well two if Iruka wants to officially join, but at this time there would be no benefit for him to do so, as such I'm only doing this to get my way and screw with you." Dropping the smile that he has been wearing the whole time Naruto continued. "The way you assholes have fucked me over from birth makes me care very little about your opinion of me or about you in general. So I politely ask that you leave me alone."
"You insolent brat show respect to your"
"Betters? Equals? To a bunch of corrupt politicians, who by the way are only interested in lining their own pockets and gaining more power. No thank you, but at such a time when you show me respect I deserve I might start be more cordial."
"Naruto that's enough." Stated Sarutobi he was not about to let Narutos work go to waste due to whatever resentment that the blonde had built up over the years.
"Fine fine. Now since that part of the meeting is over, and we need to move onto shinobi matters I request that the civilians leave, since they have no jurisdiction over shinobi affairs which I now am."
"I agree." Stated Shikaku from his half sleep.
Begrudgingly the civvies started to file out of the chamber throwing hostile glares towards the orange menace. The last to leave was the bandaged man, who instead of a seething glare sent an appraising look. Before he limped out of the room and shut the door.
"Just out of curiosity, how long have you been prepared for this?" Asked Choza Akimichi.
"For a run in with the council? About four years. For wiping the smile off their pretentious faces? My whole life. But back to business, I would have to advise against letting any of your other clan members know about my security job so my cover isn't blown, and in case you would like to use my services again. If you would like to schedule an appointment for an infiltration then please contact me at any time. I will have some business cards drawn up by tomorrow."
"How were able to get the combinations to our safes?" Asked Hiashi.
"I did crack a few of the older ones but for the majority of them it was mostly luck. Either they were written down somewhere," Some of the clan heads had the descency to look embarresed. "or like in your case…you talk in your sleep, alot. It should all be outlined in my recommendations."
"And what assurances do you have that none of this information will fall into the hands of some third party?" Asked Shikaku.
"You have my guaranty that no information about your properties, the workings of your clans, or any other personal information will be divulged at anytime without the express permission of the clan that information pertains to. I have successfully kept this secret from the whole of the village save for the Hokage for the last five years. I am very good about keeping secrets. You will also notice that no property has been stolen or damaged during my infiltrations."
"I would like to know where you get your supplies. Where does a kid even get enough fitted leather clothes for a whole clan?" Asked Tsume with a raised brow.
"I have various sources. I never did get any of those back from your clan. If you want I will take them off your hands for you."
"No thanks I think I look good in it don't you?" She said in a low tone and with a suggestive wink.
Narutos face was doing its best impression of a tomato. "I-I-I don't kn-now what you mean Inuzuka-san." Most of the adults in the room were greatly amused that the person who just a few minutes ago was manhandling a group of very accomplished politicians was reduced to a stuttering mess. Sarutobi and Inoichi being the only two in the room who knew of the young clan heads crush on the Tsume were trying their best at keeping their laughing from escaping their lips.
With one of the most charming smiles that she could muster the leader of the Inuzuka said. "Naaruto-kun please, call me Tsume." That did it, Naruto was now rendered unconscious on the floor of the council chambers.
"Could you please refrain from seducing the boy he's only twelve, you don't want to give him any ideas do you?" Stated the old man with the funny hat.
"Its good for him builds character."
"Indeed, now if there are no more questions I think we should end this meeting. I need to discuss some things with him… once he comes around."
As the remaining members of the council filed out of the room each one had the same thought 'Who is Naruto Uzumaki?'. Well that is everyone eccept for Tsume Inuzuka who was thinking Revenge is so sweet, that's what you get for putting laxatives in someone's coffee hahaha. Still the brats got stones.
It took him a few minutes to come to but once he was awake the first words out of his mouth were. "Do the Uzumaki have any assets? I wasn't able to find any in my research of the clan but that is to be expected since its been thirty plus years since their fall."
"Everything that wasn't destroyed or stolen was absorbed by the Senju. Well except for the island where the village was located. But all that's left are some ruins and a large forest. But it's all yours for what it's worth."
"What about my parents? They must have had something from the size of the house."
He had been preparing for this conversation for the last twelve years but was hoping that it wouldn't be for some time still. "You know for a fact that the identity of your parents?" He asked.
"Arius told me mom's name. As for dad do you want me to go paint whisker marks on his face?"
"*Sigh* no that wont be neccisary, that man and me are going to have to talk about some things when he gets back. Your father had amassed quite a bit of money from various business ventures. However after his death before I could retake control the council got to a large portion of it and put it to reconstruction of the village. What was left was still a fairly large sum and has been used for your weekly stipend."
"How much is left?"
"At the continuing rate two and a half years. You are responsible enough so ill have it moved to your account."
"Thank you. Where are their graves?"
Leaning his head back the Hokage just stared at the mural on the ceiling. "Like all people who obtain his rank he was cremated. Im sorry but I also had Kushina's body cremated as well. You have to understand the Uzumaki had very unique bodies and I couldn't risk someone stealing her. Both of them are remembered on the Monument of Heros."
"I understand, Uzushiogakure wasn't known as the village of longevity for nothing. Would you tell me about them some time?"
"Of course. But we will have to do it where prying ears can't reach."
"While looking through the scroll I found the kunai. I hope that's all right."
"Its not like anyone can use it, and it belongs to you anyways. You didn't touch the key for your seal did you?"
"No, I don't know enough to even think about using the key."
"Unfortunatly im going to have to cut this short, last nights events have caused an influx of paperwork." Getting up from behind his desk he started to make his way to the door.
"I got things to do to so see yah later jiji." He rushed out of the chamber and into the beginning of his new life."
Your will of fire burns brightly. The thought to himself.
Please review, I beg of you.
The reason I had Iruka sit out the fight was because if I had a giant ass weapon sticking out of my back there is no way in hell I could move let alone fight.
I realize that the whole paperwork thing is way overused but I can't stop myself from loving it. I'll try to come up with fresh ways of using it.
Any information above may change at authors whim, or reviewers bitching. I have concerns about this chapter and I think I need a beta reader. At least for plot line and character voice problems im having I could care less about spelling and punctuation.If anyone is interested then let me know.