J – Jerk
"Give it back, Naruto."
"Nope!"
"Give it to me, now."
"Well, if you insist…"
"Not that kind of 'it', idiot. I mean the file in your hands."
"Aw, don't go leading me on like that, Gaara!"
"I am not leading you on. I just want that file back."
"Why? What makes it more important than spending time with me? And I thought you loved me…"
"That fake pout doesn't work on me. Besides, I do love you. And as soon as I finish reading that over and sign it in the appropriate places, I can spend time with you. So hand. It. Over."
"Not until you give me a kiss!"
"I have no time to bargain with you, Naruto. Simply hand me the file, and I won't have to resort to desperate measures."
"Ooh, desperate measures? Like what?"
"Like me punching you in the face."
"…Oh."
"Yes."
"In that case, maybe I should give this back to you…"
"That would be nice."
"…Or maybe I should hold onto it for a little bit longer. After all, I still don't have my kiss."
"You jerk. I refuse to bend to your will over something as trivial as this."
"Aw, you're no fun. And because of that, you're never getting this back."
"If I never get that file back, then I won't have time for you. Let me get it done, and then you can do whatever you please with me."
"Anything? Really?"
"Yes, really; although I'm already regretting saying such a thing."
"Hmm… I guess I have no other choice than to give this back to you –"
"Thank you."
"– After I get that kiss."
"Jerk."
"Come on then. One kiss, right here on my waiting lips. I know you want to."
"You won't let me stop at one kiss, though, will you? And if you don't, then how am I supposed to get my paperwork completed?"
"Look, I promise not to force you into the fun stuff before your work is done, Gaara. Just gimme one kiss, and then you can have your papers back."
"If you weren't so tall, I would have them back already."
"What was that?"
"Nothing."
"…Are you going to kiss me or what?"
"Fine, I will. …There. Happy now?"
"Yup! And here's your folder-thingy, like I promised. Now that wasn't so hard, was it?"
"No, I suppose not. But you're still a jerk."
"Heehee. You won't be saying that in a few hours."
"You're right; in a few hours, I'll be calling you a pervert."
"'Sly fox' will suffice."
"Humph. Isn't that the truth?"
"Hahaha! You bet your ass it is. Just think: if I wasn't so sneaky, you would've never confessed what you felt for me, and then I wouldn't have been sure enough to try and get us together. You'd also be stuck a virgin for the rest of your life."
"…All that proves what a jerk you are, I hope you realize."
"Hmm, maybe. But I'm a lovable jerk, right? …Right, Gaara?"
"Hn. Of 'course you are, Naruto."