McKay's Migraine
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This is a small fun chapter, mostly to try and get over writers block.
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"Hey, Hermione. Can I talk to you for a second?" Harry called.
"Sure, what is it?"
"It's been two days and I still haven't introduced you to the other know-it-all on Atlantis yet."
"Were you calling me a know-it-all again?" Hermione asked, the tone enough to put a Wraith on the defensive.
"For you it's a term of endearment, if he had been at Hogwarts… well lets just say Snape would have called him an insufferable know-it-all, not you. He rubs it in others faces." Harry laughed. "He is also the biggest coward I have ever met in my life, after Wormtail." Harry spat the last word like venom, which to him it was.
"Well, we'll just have to teach him a lesson won't we?" She said, with a very Un-Hermioneish grin.
'My god, what have I done?' Harry thought to himself.
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Later that day…
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Rodney McKay's day was good. No military personal bugging him, and he had gotten the last blue jello at lunch. He picked up cream that he had gotten earlier at lunch. He took a bite, and was promptly turned into a large yellow canary. Major Shepperd walked in and saw it happen. He thought to him self, "What the heck just happened?" just as McKay turned back into himself. He was about to say something when Harry and Hermione pulled him under the invisibility cloak.
"Don't yell, we're playing pranks on him." Harry whispered.
"Why? What did he do?" The Major asked.
"Well, we play pranks on people with big ego's. We're Marauders, it's our duty." Hermione explained.
"What are Marauder's?" Major Shepperd asked, confused.
"A group of pranksters, but we only cause enough problems to get yelled at, not in serious trouble." Harry explained to the Major.
"So, he got on the prank list for being an annoying prick?"
"Yep, don't tell anyone. It will wreak the fun."
"Okay, but only prank him when he's not doing something important."
"Okay." Harry and Hermione said.
"Good, now get to work," the Major said, "I love a good prank."
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Later that day…
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"Dr. Weir, I'm telling you someone is out to get me." McKay yelled.
"You have yet to explain why you think that." Weir sighed.
"I was turned into a canary." McKay huffed.
"Really, well, Major Shepperd will look into it."
"Okay." And he left.
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A couple minuets later…
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"Major, come in please." Dr. Weir said.
"You wanted to see me?" He asked.
"Yes, McKay just informed me that he had been transformed into a canary. I want you to investigate it."
"Oh, that." He laughed. "That's just Harry and Hermione pranking him, it's totally harmless."
"Why are they doing it?" She asked, relieved it wasn't anything to serious.
"Apparently, they prank anyone with a large ego."
"Well, they certainly picked a good target, didn't they?" She said grinning.
"Yes, I told them that I wouldn't rat them out as long as it doesn't interfere with his work, so don't mention it to anyone."
"Okay, this could get fun!" she said, grinning at the thought.
"Yes it could, yes it could." He said, chuckling at the fate of poor Rodney McKay.
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A/N. This will create a side story, through out the story pranks will be played, enjoy.