Alucard stared at her, but she looked innocent, "You bitch" he said

ALRIGHT
THREE CHAPTERS IN TWO DAYS, ARE YOU PEOPLE LOVED OR WHAT.

Alucard stared at her, but she looked innocent, "You bitch" he said
"Why Red, that's not nice, after all how was I to know you're a pervert"
"WHAT"
"Well, when I said pussy, did you think I meant something non cat related"
"I don't like you"
"Aww honey don't pout"
"I will destroy you"
"Diddums"
"YOU WILL PAY"
"Honey, why are you so upset"
"YOU TRICKED ME"
"No, you just didn't understand"
"DIDN'T UNDERSTAND, BULLSHIT, YOU TRICKED ME"
"Honey"
"DON'T HONEY ME YOU WENCH BITCH"
Ella's smile fell and her voice got soft "What did you call me"
"Wench"
"You know if you weren't such a pervert you would have understood properly"
"WHAT"
"Look, if you thought with your head and not with your dick, you would have caught on sooner, so its your own fault fuckface, and if you ever call me wench again, I will have the time of my life torturing you"
"And how will you do that" he sneered
"I'd have fun with those re-growing body parts of your, by cutting of your dick again and again and AGAIN!"
"Alright, I'll never call you wench again"
"Smart man, now get out"
"What, no"
"Fine, you stay I'll get out" Ella got off the bed and picked up some clothes (That were still on the ground, mind you) and took off her shirt, Alucards eyes widened, she put on a sexy halter-neck and took of her track pants, she then put on a pair of tight black leather pants, and found her thigh high boots and some ankle socks, after putting them on (The boots over the pants) she walked into her bathroom, put her hair up and applied her make-up, that done she turned and walked out found her bag, looked once more at Alucard and said "Don't wait up" and left.

Ella walked outside and took out her phone, she dialled in a number and listened to it ring "You will never guess what I was just called" she saw a car that was waiting for her and got in and started it up, and drove out.

A woman walked into the bar and looked around she spotted a lone Ella sitting in the corner, one hand wrapped around the bottle of vodka she always seemed to have, she walked up to Ella and grabbed the drink out of her hand and took a drink "Hey that's mine you bitch give it back"
"No"
Ella looked at the woman before walking up to stand in front of her, she had dark brown hair and eyes the colour of melted chocolate, she was slim and wearing a black dress "Camila, you're here"
"Of course I am, you called dumbass"
"Yeah, I did call dumbass didn't I"
Camila laughed "Left myself wide open for that one"
"God, I'm so glad you came"
"What happened"
"He…he.." she sobbed "HE CALLED ME WENCH"
Camila gasped "No"
"It's true"
"THAT PRICK"
"It gets worse"
"How"
"He… He said wench bitch"
"No, I'll kill him"
"Thanks but lets just get really drunk and curse all men"
"Sure thing, I was planning on doing that tomorrow night, but no one said you couldn't curse men and get drunk two nights in a row"
"Hey bitches, don't tell me you've started without me"
They both looked over and saw a woman standing there, she had blood red hair and blue grey eyes, wearing black skinny jeans and a black low cut shirt, both girls smiled "Sarah" Ella looked at them both "Alright lets go out back and let the bitchfest begin."

Alucard was going insane he was bored as all hell, Ella had left hours ago and there was no sign she was coming back anytime soon, he decided to go do some target practice, but soon got bored, it was no fun really when the targets didn't bleed and beg for mercy, so he decided to see what the police girl was up to, he found her snoring away and smiled Ella was right to nick name her 'Boobs' because that was really the first thing you noticed about her, he decided that since she was no fun anyway he'd let her sleep and left to find out what his master was up to.
Turned out she was doing paperwork with Walter and was not in a good mood "GET OUT"
"Master I was just enquiring whether there was anything I could do to help"
"Why?"
"I'm just being helpful"
"Your bored aren't you"
"No"
"You are"
"I am not"
"Where is Ella"
"Out"
"Where"
"I don't know, just out"
"Did you two have a fight"
"No"
"I think you did"
"Did not"
"Alucard tell me what it is about this girl that makes you act like a baby"
"I am not acting like a baby"
"And I'm not Integral (real spelling of her name) Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing"
"Then who are you"
"Good god, your getting as bad as her"
"Am not"
"Get out"
"Not until you give me something to do"
"Fine, get out"
"Something else"
"THAT'S IT, GO GET ELLA AND SHUT-UP"
"Yes, my master"

Alucard walked into the room and saw Ella and smiled, she was stumbling around and it looked like she was attempting to dance, but failing miserably, as he watched he saw two women dancing (if you could call it that) with her, something was familiar about them, then it hit him 'Ah' he thought looking at the one with blood red hair 'vampire' and the brunette looked like she was the girl Ella said goodbye to at the strip club 'another striper' then he frowned, there were vampires hanging around the women, he snarled then frowned 'Why should I care' he thought and shook it off 'shit it felt good to watch her' he wondered where that thought came from, and walked over to her, she spun around and saw him "RED!" she yelled and then slipped and fell, he laughed and caught her then said "I see you're a spazz when drunk also"
She glared and stumbled "Shuddup" then turned to the two women and said "This is him" the women glared, he was confused then he heard Ella whisper loudly "But fuck, he's sexy as hell aint he" he saw the two women nod, then Ella went on "But his mine, so don't touch 'im."
He looked at them and no one said a word, "Ella"
"Yesh"
"Are you going to introduce me"
"Do you find either of em really fucking hot"
He looked at them then back to her "Yes" he leaned in close and whispered "But your sexier"
She stumbled into him again "Skay, thish, I mean thisp, this is shara, I mean Sarah" she pointed to the red head,
Alucard nodded to her and said "been a vampire long"
She smiled then said "Been a wanker long"
He looked at Ella and frowned when he saw she was smiling "Ah" he said "You've been talking" she looked up at him and smiled, he smiled back as he had a perfect view of down her top,
Then she pointed to the brunette and said "This is Camila"
Camila looked him over once then said "A pleasure, Ella he can see down your shirt" Sarah remarked "What do you know, you were right Ella he is a pervert" and she pulled Ella away from him, he glared and pulled her back and said "You told them that as well" "Yep"
Sarah glared and grabbed Ella again "She told us everything"
"Everything" and he grabbed her back
"Yes everything"
"So you know she works for me"
"She doesn't work for you"
"My master then"
"No, she works with Camila and they work for Arthur"
Camila looked at them both and said "I'm going for a drink, don't do anything or say anything good until I get back" and ran off
Sarah stopped talking and glared at him,
Meanwhile Ella's being yanked back and forth between them going "WHEEEEEE!!"
Camila ran back with drinks and Alucard looked at her as she held out a drink for Ella and he said "Is that really smart in the state she's in"
Camila grinned "Nope, but its funny"

He looked down and nodded "True" then looked back at Sarah "Let her go"
Sarah glared and bared her teeth "You first"
He just laughed, then looked down as Ella stopped going "WHEE" and went "Oh no" They both let go and she fell on the floor, then Sarah picked her up again and steered her through the crowd quickly, trying to get to the bathroom before Ella threw up on the floor, or her.
He looked over and saw Camila looking at him, "What"
She just grinned then said "Ella and Red, sitting in a tree K.I.S.S.I.N.G" then stopped and looked down at her glass, she gasped and said "SOMEONE DRUNK MY DRINK"
Sarah came back with Ella and heard her, then said "Honey, was it you"
Ella looked up "Huh"
Camila glared and yelled "NO, SOME BASTARD DRUNK MY DRINK"
Ella gasped "No"
"Yes"
"CALL THE SPLICE"
Alucard looked at Sarah "What did she say"
Sarah shook her head "She said call the police"
Alucard looked at them, Camila was accusing a person of drinking her drink, Ella was glaring at them, an Sarah was trying not to laugh as she held Ella up.
He shook his head "Come on"
They all looked at him and he kept going "Lets get the spazz home" and grabbed Ella again, as they walked out "WHEEEEE" could be heard.

They got home, all of them, Ella had invited the other girls for a sleepover, and as they were walking down the stairs Alucard decided to carry Ella "Its safer" was his excuse, next thing SMACK, BANG was heard, Alucard laughed and looked at Sarah "Well, well, look who can't walk down stairs" Sarah had slipped and fallen down the stairs (Yep, not just Ella, But her friends are spazzes too) and he immediately felt better, he put Ella down and she ran up to Sarah, but ended up tripping over air, and landed on her instead, Camila yelled out "PILE ON SARAH" and jumped on top of Ella.
Alucard shook his head and muttered to himself "Shit, there's three of them" he managed to get them all up again, and decided to carry Ella again, he walked into her room, and dumped her on the bed, he looked down at her and glared "Don't leave the bed, its not safe for drunk spazzes to wander" and he left the room.

The next day Alucard went to check on the women, see if they survived the night/day and walked in to find Camila and Sarah sitting on the bed watching The Cat in The Hat he looked around but couldn't see Ella "Where is she?"
Sarah answered "Worshipping the porcelain god"
"What?"
Suddenly the sound of vomiting was heard, Alucard walked into the bathroom and saw Ella on her knees in front of the toilet, her arms on either side and her head in the bowl, "Ah I get it, worshipping the porcelain god, clever"
Ella moaned in pain "Fuck off"
He walked up to her and pulled her hair back, he looked down at her "What do you need" "Make it stop"
"Would you like drugs?"
"K"
"And what to drink, hair of the dog"
"No, Coke" (Actually helps my hangovers)
He walked to the sink and wet a cloth then placed it on the back of her neck, then left.

"OH MY GOD" Ella yelled, the others ran in
"What?"
Ella looked horrified, she looked around the room then whispered "I could love him if I let myself"

Alucard walked in and saw all the women in the bathroom looking horrified "What's wrong" he said
"Nothing" was what he got back, he shook his head and walked over to Ella and gave her the pain pills and coke "Here you go, Drugs and Coke" she took them and downed the tablets down with coke, then rested her head on her arm and avoided his eyes, "Its ok" she said "I forgive you for yesterday, you don't have to act so nice anymore" he looked confused
"What?"
She shook her head and the other girls walked over to her, Camila sat next to her and said "Honey, me and Sarah are going to wait until you fall asleep then we have to go, ok"
"K"
Sarah walked over to her side and picked her up then carried her to her bed, Camila grabbed a bucket from under the sink, and they both sat on the bed next to her Sarah pushed Ella down til her head was resting on her lap then started to play with Ella's hair, soon enough she was asleep
Sarah walked over to Alucard and they stared at eachother until she said "I don't like you, but she does, so prove to me your worth her friendship, protect her"
Alucard frowned "From what?" but it was to late they had already left (And him chasing after them would ruin the exit)

Ella came out of the bathroom, showered and with brushed teeth, (Cause vomit don't taste good) and saw Alucard sitting on her bed, she smiled and sat next to him and rested her cheek on his shoulder, he looked down at her and she looked up at him "Thank you" she whispered
"For what" he whispered back
She smiled "Being so good to me" and she leaned up and kissed him lightly on the mouth then pulled back slightly, they stared into each others eyes for a full minute, then Alucard growled and crushed Ella's mouth beneath his own.