Authors Note: Hi everyone this is my only date for the week sorry about this because I have a big couple of days at College and in my personal life to! I hope everyone enjoys this update!
Angelgirlfm
Special Edition
of
The Daily Profit
The Boy Who Lived to Be
Daddy Who Lived!
Breaking the New is
Rita Skeeter
Of
Me, Myself and I
As many of use are aware, the magical community has looked to the famous wizard who has survived the attacks of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named as a hero but today it saddens me to announce that Harry Potter has taken his fame to his head and gone off and started a family with headstrong, fame chasing, seeking her day in the spot light Hermione Jane Granger who has been liked to Victor Crum, Ronald Weasley, and now Harry James Potter. This witch is known though out Hogwarts as the brightest witch of our age but has clearly forgotten the simplest spells in order to protect themselves from starting a family.
I came across this story and breaking news while exploring Muggle attractions for Wizards and Witches in Surry, England when I came across the Dursley family out and most distraught about what to do with their nephew and this most scandalous action that Harry Potter has done to them. When I sat down and talked to Petunia Dursley, Harry Potter's Aunt, she shared that she was most upset by Harry and Hermione's actions and what they have done to their family; especially when she thinks of how her dear departed sister would react to this news that their only son was about to be a father when he hadn't even graduated from school.
Petunia went on to express her sadness as she pulled out a still ultrasound photo of Mr. Potter and Miss. Grangers unborn baby. (An ultrasound is a muggles doctor way of knowing how the baby is doing and if the parent wishes they can have a photo of how their baby is doing.) She went on to say that this precious baby is going to be born into a life that is so unstable that they don't know what to do or how to protect a baby that hasn't even been born yet.
When I went to ask about what Mr. and Mrs. Granger thought of their young daughter having a baby at such an age, Petunia's only reply was that they just up and left her on there door step telling them that she was there problem now that she's gone an gotten her self pregnant by their nephew.
After I finished my interview I found Miss. Granger and Mr. Potter shopping for things and if these pictures show anything, they show just how far along she is. Their carefree attitude shows that this unborn child once its made its entrance into the world should be left in the care of the Dursley's or in the care of a witch and wizard family until Mr. Potter and Miss. Granger show proper maturity to even be a family.
This is Rita Skeeter of the Daily Profit and Columnist of Me, Myself, and I for this special edition announcing Harry James Potter pending fatherhood.