Chapter 9- The Psiioniic

Authors note: I decided I liked story telling like I did chapter nine, so there! :D

You wake up to screaming, and you jump upwards, and look down at your bunk mate. You realize it's he who is screaming. You are Kankri Vantas, the reincarnation of The signless, And your friend Mituna is clutching his face, screaming. You rush to him and tell him to calm down. You hear John and the others coming as you beg him to calm down. Mituna's eyes open just like the last night months ago when he had called you the signless, and then fainted, waking up only to not remember a thing he did. John busts the door open and spots Mituna wriggling in agony on the bunk. "What happened!"
You swallow back a curse and say," I don't know!" And as you do, His eyes fly open, and electricity shoots from his eyes. Sollux runs in, Karkat, who you must admitt has been looking a little round lately. Sollux puts his hands over Mituna's eyes for some reason and calls for you to bring him a towel. You do so, and he looks a little pissed, and then asks you to soak it. You facepalm for being an idiot, and do so, bringing a buckjet of water with you.

You are now Kanaya Maryam. Rose wakes up beside you and you both get up, only to blush at each other when you both realize that she still has your jade green lipstick on her neck and hips. You suddenly hear a phone ringing and pick up, wondering what could be going on now.
A yelling Karkat with a screaming Mituna in his background great your ear.

You are once again Kankri Vantas, and Mituna is still screaming, but this time, he seems to be able to understand you enough to try and stop for a few minutes till whatever was causing his pain came back.
Kanaya is beside you, and she's telling Sollux to use his powers and match Mituna's aftershock force for force.

Now you're Dave strider, and you can walk again. You jog lightly to John's place, opening the door to a lovely sound that's been there the past two days. You get used to it quickly and walk into the screaming banshie room. Sollux looks like he's concentrating so you don't bother him and watch as Kanaya works on keeping his chest massaged and eyes from burning out like Sollux's did at one point. A sulking Kankri sits in the corner, a grim exprssion on his gray face and red eyes. You breath a heavy snort and walk over to Kankri," Sup Kankri?"
Kankri gives you a side glance," Nothing yet Strider."
"Too bad ya know? I really wanted to bust some sick stunts with him!" You give Kankri a fake smile and he looks at you as if you're nuts.
You feel a hand fall on your shoulder, John's voice following soon afterwards," Hey dave."
"Hey, John my dear." You look at him and waggle your eyebrow's, causing Kankri to look sick.
John smiles and hugs you, making Kankri make a gagging noise. You look back at him and sigh," Oh dear Kankri, Oh dear LONELY Kankri, what is wrong?"
"Just the fact that your imature and disgusting Dave strider." Kankri crossed his arms, red sweater puffed up a lttle around his neck like usual. You snort and shrug, hugging John, and then kissing him, not caring when Kankri started ranting about decentcy.

You are now Mituna Captor, and to many images of terror, pain, and happiness are flooding your head. You are right now screaming in bitter agony and you feel the ghost pains of wires embedding into your skin, your mind screaming for death as a woman leans into you, kissing you and telling you that you must live, and you must serve her. A few minutes later, a nicer image grips you and you calm down, Kankri rushing you food as you watched this one go by. You stood beside a little boy, he had a happy smile on and bright candy red eyes that seemed to look into your heart as he spoke.
"Hi! I'm Karkri!" He held out his hand and you shook it, an emotion of hapiness waying on you as you replied with the same kind of young voice," I'm Soriin! Most people call me Psiioniic though." The little boy giggled and smiled brighter," So you're a yellow blood?"
"Yup." You stare at him and then ask," What bllod color are you?"
"Red." He seemed a little hesitant to answer.
"Ohh! I heard that your type ith a mutant blood! But my lusus said I should report to him whenever I see one so it can be culled or thomething." He looks a little terrified but you asure him you wouldn't do that becuase he's your friend now, and friends wouldn't do that.
You sip your soup in reality, knowing the image is probaly about to end, and put it down. You then wait paitently for the next one to come, and this one is terrifing. Screams echo in your mind as you appear in a place full of burning hives. Other lowbloods run around, trying to save your yellow blooded folk.
Karkri appears beside you and then you feel a pain on your chest, you're bleeding becuase a knife is embedded in your clothing, scratching just a bit at your thick skin. You know your screaming again in reality becuase of the pain, But you keep from screaming in the image. Karkri and you run back and face a girl that looks like a young Disciple. She takes you inside and cleans you and Karkri up. " Signless..." She gasps when he pulls a hand from his side, revealing a gash," What happened?"
"Dualscar." You growl, and she looks horrified so add," Don't worry Yowlen, He's gone now."
The Disciple lets out a whimper and bandages your chest, stoping your yellow blood from flowing anylonger. "I Hope we don't fail..."
"I hope so too. I hope this'll all end very soon."

You're now Karkat Vantas, And you're not feeling well apparently becuase you have your head over a toilet, and your retching your guts out at 5 in the morning. Your matesprit beside you as you cough out the redish white spit and chunky chocolate cookies you had for a midnight snack.
Sollux massaged your back and murmers words of comfort. But they arn't much comfort. John is with you guys and offers a towel whenever you lip your head to breath. Sollux takes it and wipes your face off right before you dive back into throw-your-guts-out land.

Now you're Rose lalonde, and your staring down at Karkat and feel a little worried about his condition. You watch as his stomach rolls inward as he heaves out his stomach, and then how he relaxes when he breaths.
There's only two reasons why'd he have this happening.
One, he has a terrible state of liver cancer...
Or two. He's pregnant.
You try to imagine him swelling up and giggle at the proposturous idea But you also know that Troll's can't have cancer. They don't even know what cancer is. You bite your lip and head to his matesprit.

You are now Sollux captor, and you've been told the most freaky thing ever.
"What do you mean he'th pregnant Rothe?" You feel horrified, but keep your feelings to a minimal, not wanting to freak out becuase Kankri, a few feet away, would go into trigger warning mode." Ithn't that thome bullthit human thing?" "Originally, but since your planet and drones are destroyed, There wouldn't be any other way. And the fact that no troll has a specific gender makes it easy for a more man looking type to get pregnant just as well." Rose gave a smile while explaining and you feel your eye twitching.
"How do you know so much?" You growl.
"Kanaya." She replies.
"And how would she know exactly?" You growl a little louder.
"Becuase of me and something expected." She waves a hand over her torso and you give her a confused look, but a near by Meulin had been watching.
"OH MY GOG!" Meulin squealed and tackled Rose," A little human grub? It''l be so cute! right? RIGHT? Oh! Can I teach it to stalk prey when it's older? How many more months? I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE! OMGOMGOMGOMG-

- holy shit, what hell did I, the author, just unleash?-

- OMGOMGOMGOMG!" Meulin gasped for breath, Rose luaghing the whole time.
"Just found out Meulin, and I think Karkat's-" She is cut off by your moan.
You feel yourself getting whiney, and you know this is bad, becuase it means her news is getting to you, breaking your think pan till it screams for mercy," With you fucking thutup? Karkat'th not gonna have any grub childern! OKAY? NONE! NOT POTHIBLE!

Well, You are now Karkat, and you've heard that whoooole converstation that just happened. Every.
Gog.
Damn.
Bit.

Since Karkat was about to violate your mind with curses, you become Mituna captor, You like his mind right now better anyways becuase it's not encased in gog-damned baby talk.

You scream your throat raw again, and then keep screaming, Mindfang won't stop stabing you, and is dulling your ability to fight back. You punch her in the face right then, and she screams out, so you puch again, harder this time, and knock her down, making her fall off the cliff. The signless is at your feet, his eyes wide as blood pours from a wound on his shoulder.
"Psiioniic?" He breaths and you feel the pains, the pain of bleeding out, and for some strange reason, not wanting it to go away. You turn to him and then, colapse.
Now your mind seems to back away from everything, And replays the sweeps you now think you must've lived. You watch as your lusi cares for you, when you meet Disciple and Signless, when Dolorosa thanks you for caring for her son, when she cries into you when you bring her son home, dead. Even when Disciple runs away, living. And then when The Condesce kisses you back to life so many times. And finnaly, when you die, and you wake up in a bright, warmingly welcoming place, seeing everyone you loved infront of you, hugging you and welcoming you back after you having been gone so long. Karkri and Yowlen starting to fade, and you feeling the tug of something strange as well, and then when you look, everybody but you is gone, and then, nothing...nothing but feeling refreshed forever. Forgetting everything, absoulutly everything, till you suddenly wake up. Brand new, and only one though in your mind, and that's hunger, and a need for a lusi.

You are Mituna Captor, the reincarnation of Psiioniic, and now, you officaly know that it's true.