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A/N: Haha... sorry I didn't update in so LOOONNNGGGG. BUT this chapter is pretty long so you'll just have to forgive me :D Yep... cause you guys are totally nice :D
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Three Words to Choke Upon
Chapter 10 (New Arrival is a New Rival)
:.:.: A little after the 'spit fight' (In Ch.9):.:.:
"LAND HO" Miroku shouted into his megaphone
"Stop talking" Kagome whined
"…why…?" Miroku asked dumbfounded
"Ugh, never mind" Kagome groaned as she and rest of the crew covered their ears.
"Um… ANYWAYS, LAND IS APROXIMETLY A MILE AWAY WE MUST GET TO LAND BEFORE SUNSET, SEEING IT'S ONLY MIDDAY WE'LL DEFINITELY BE AT LAND BEFORE THE SUNSETS-"
"Then shut the fuck up" Inuyasha snarled as he snatched the megaphone away from Miroku
"I was just-" Miroku began
"Just trying to blow out my ear drums" Kagome answered giving Miroku a glare
"That wasn't my intention…."
"Well, you're fired, Bankotsu, you're the new megaphone guy" Inuyasha stated
"B-but, Captain I-I, don't understand…" Miroku stammered
"We're just joking, please don't cry" Kagome grinned biting her lip, she grabbed the megaphones from Inuyasha and gave it to Miroku
"I wasn't joking-"
"Yeah you were, now let the man do his job" Kagome stated before she ran over to a overly excited, Jakotsu
…
Shippou jumped up and down as he pointed at the village "Look Kagome, look" Shippou shouted eagerly.
"Calm done runt, or I'll throw ya off right here" Inuyasha growled, Inuyasha and many other demons jumped off the ship and into the water to help the ship carefully get to shore
Inuyasha grabbed hold of one of the ropes that Suikotsu had tied "Hey Miroku, get down here and help" Inuyasha shouted
Miroku looked down at Inuyasha "I don't want to get wet" Miroku whined
"Shuddup, the water'll barley reach your shins" Inuyasha stated, once Miroku sighed giving in, Inuyasha and Bankotsu started yelling orders to the crew while Kagome and Shippou watched
"Kagome" Inuyasha called, Kagome instantly ran towards the railing to see what Inuyasha wanted "Make sure the ropes don't untie themselves" Inuyasha ordered
"Sure thing" Kagome yelled as she ran to tighten the ropes. "Shippou can you check on the back two ropes" Kagome asked as Shippou nodded
…
"Uhm…" Kagome began
"The village… it's been destroyed" Miroku scrutinized "It had to be a demons work"
"Feh, who the hell cares, I only need wood for the ship than we're outta here" Inuyasha grinned as he crossed his arm.
Kagome sighed "Hhmm... Miroku do you think anyone lived?" Kagome asked she looked around the village; there were only massacred bodies and many broken huts.
"Kagome, look" Shippou pointed, Kagome immediately looked in the direction Shippou pointed at
"It's a hut, the only hut standing; it seems to be nailed shut…." Miroku stated
"Heh, bet its some demon locked in there, I'll finish it in a second" Inuyasha stated as he ran towards the hut
"No, Inuyasha, we don't know what kind of demon-" Miroku began but was cut off but multiple squealing.
"Girls? Why would someone lock girls in a hut?" Shippou asked Kagome who was equally as stunned as Inuyasha, Inuyasha frowned
"Feh, the way they're actin', I'd say they were demon women" Inuyasha scowled brushing off his sleeve
"Ladies, ladies, which one of you would kindly do the favor of bearing my child?" Miroku grinned; the girls immediately stooped squealing and gagged
"No way" yelled all the girls in unison.
"I bet Sakura's happy, looks like there's only men on the ship, no women" one girl rolled her eyes, Kagome scowled
"Don't be angry Kagome; they probably can't see you from that distance" Shippou assured as Kagome sighed, nodding
"I suppose…"
"Actually ladies, we do have two fine ladies on board, though one is away" Miroku smiled
"Really, where's the other one?"
"Umm… Kagome sama, c'mere" Miroku waved as Kagome slouched a bit before taking a deep breath
"Hello" Kagome smiled at the girls
"Hi" they all replied in unison
Kagome glanced at the girls and counted 10 girls, they all wore the same attire; a black western dress that reached right above or below their knees depending on their heights, they also wore a small apron, "I suppose an introduction would be necessary any who, I'm Higurashi Kagome, nice to meet you all oh and that's Miroku and Inuyasha" Kagome stated before pointing at Miroku and Inuyasha.
"The pleasures all ours, um... I'm Rin" smiled a girl around 15 or 16
"Rin's the youngest she's 15, I'm Abi I'm 19; the oldest, that's Kanna she's 16, that's Botan and Mimiji their twins that's Ayumi, Eri and Yuka all five of them are 18 that's Yura she's 16 and finally theirs Sakura she's 17" Abi explained (A/N: For anyone who doesn't know every character I've just listed; is from the actual Inuyasha anime EXCEPT for Sakura so she's my bitch… even though I hate her, I OWN her oh and her description will be given VERY soon: A/N)
"Those are lovely names, almost as lovely as your bodies" Miroku ogled, Kagome rolled her eyes
"Excuse him, he's a bit brain dead" Kagome apologized as Abi shook her head
"No, no, it's fine he's like the male version of Sakura" Abi laughed as Sakura flipped her hair with a 'hmph', Sakura had shoulder length straight light brown hair, her eyes were bright blue, she had the slightest tan, so over-all she was very good looking she also wore the same black dress with apron.
"If you don't mind me asking, why are you wearing western clothing, and how come you are the only ones alive in this village?" Kagome asked
"Well a western ship picked us up from different villages, they weren't exactly western I suppose because the entire ship was decorated with Japanese art but they picked up many girls who had been disowned by their families; including us and we each were put on as maids, that would explain the attire, there were twenty of us, a few days ago we landed on this village and the very same day a demon had attacked us, While the westerns ship's crew tried to defeat the demon they had someone nail shut this hut from keeping us from running away, unfortunately the demon killed everyone else including the other maids " Abi explained, Kagome tilted her head as Inuyasha's ears twitched every now and than
"Ha, if they killed the crew than where's the ship, you said they were on a ship" Inuyasha shot, narrowing his eyes
"They were, the ship has sunk, if you do not believe us than go on, go see for your selves" Abi stated
"No need, we believe you" Miroku assured "But you ladies don't think that you could survive here all alone, by the looks of it there's no food and you are only female"
"We know that but what can we do…Unless you could shelter-"
"No" Inuyasha began "No more females on MY ship" he spat
"Ignore him, definitely you could stay, we could drop you off in a comfortable village" Miroku grinned
"Well, actually would you consider us being your maids?" Yura asked
"WHAT, NO" Inuyasha yelled
"But you have to, we've been disowned, what makes you think we could live in a village, everyone will be disgusted with us" Eri cried
"No, no, no, no NO" Inuyasha declined
"…Actually… It could be useful, not only will it do me good but also you; Inuyasha, you could get your food quicker, right. You're always complaining how I'm slow" Kagome stated
"…Eh?"
"Yes, I think it's a wonderful idea" Miroku added
"…Well, I suppose… I could…-" Inuyasha began
"I've decided, yes, you're all hired" Kagome grinned
"Yes, yes, but one problem, we need a head, I mean there are five head, Bankotsu, Jakotsu, Suikotsu and Renkotsu they each have divided the entire crew into four departments and the head of the four heads are Inuyasha so we need a head maid or butler, so I gladly offer to be the head of the maid department" Miroku offered
"Ha, so you can feel each of them up, damn you're fucking stupid, monk" Bankotsu snickered as Miroku glared.
"Maybe Sango could be the head maid" Miroku stated, Kagome shook her head
"Sango rather be dead than have to be a head maid, she's not much of a maid" Kagome laughed suddenly wishing Sango were here
"Ah, that's right, Kagome, you'd be perfect" Miroku suggested, Bankotsu immediately nodded
"I hate to have to agree with the monk but it's true"
"No, I can't… I'm too busy" Kagome lied. Damn, just when I thought I'd be able to sit around doing nothing Kagome thought to herself.
"Doing what?" Bankotsu asked suspiciously
"Stuff" Kagome replied awkwardly
"It doesn't matter, prisoners can't be heads anyways, seeing that Kagome won't be useful now that we've hired the maids than I suppose she could stay in the mice infested cells" Inuyasha stated emphasizing mice, Kagome looked at Inuyasha narrowing her eyes
"…Fine I'll do it" Kagome grumbled
"Ah, that's good" Miroku grinned
"BUT, I want four of the rooms on the third floor next to the kitchen to be cleared out" Kagome stated
"Why?" Inuyasha snapped
"Because, first; the maids need to sleep somewhere, second; it would be easier if their rooms were next to the kitchen" Kagome replied, she looked at Bankotsu and Miroku who seemed to agree
"And what the-fuck-am I supposed to do with the four people who lost their rooms?" Inuyasha snapped
"Everyone on the fourth deck have to share one room between three people, it shouldn't be hard for them to share a room with someone else on the third deck, jeez Inuyasha, sometimes I wonder what's in that head of yours" Kagome said, shaking her head
"Feh" Inuyasha spat. Kagome sighed until of course she felt a small drop of a strangely familiar aura, she immediately tensed up.
"U-Um... I'm just going to go check to see if there's any sign of the demon that attacked this village… excuse me" Kagome stated before she turned around and walked quickly towards the aura. When Kagome was positive no one followed her, she walked into a hut with less than half of a roof.
"Kagome" a familiar voice greeted
"Uh… Naraku?"
TO BE CONTINUED….
(Just kidding… that would be a stupid ending for my chapter especially since it only has like 1,700 words pathetic, if you want to completely ignore this authors note, than go right ahead but you can stay and read if you want, So… I've been watching Yu-Gi-Oh! And Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged series by 'LittleKuriboh' on YouTube, If you're a Yu-Gi-Oh fan than I highly suggest you go check it out if you already haven't, it's definitely worth the 10 hours I used but anyways I just want to inform you; Yu-Gi-Oh, Death Note, Kaichou Wa Maid-sama and Bleach fans including you Inuyasha fans (of course) I will post a small one-shot with all five anime's together in a while, I hope for it to be good, oh and I will soon post my other Inuyasha fanfics I have already started, including :
-Hollywood Couples (Might change the name and the current title is self explanatory for the plot, in case you're interested)
-B.J.A.K. (About assassins)
-My one shots; Stranger (Inuyasha's gone 'CRAZ-EH')
-My other one shot The Dating Game (Episode 2 with Sesshomaru)
-And the mixed anime I told you about earlier
ANYWHO back to the story, unless you already skipped my A/N than… whatever just read DX)
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"Hello…Kagome" Naraku chuckled
"…u-um… hello" Kagome stammered
"Kagome, can you explain to me why you're here and why you didn't come meet me like I asked you too" Naraku shot
"Uhm…-"
"No, no, don't bother explaining, let me guess, you were able to somehow escape the Miko village, than you decided to live on that other village where we met again and then these pirates kidnapped you, am I right?" Naraku asked "Cause certainly, you weren't kidnapped from the miko village than decided to stay on the ship, met me and purposely ignored me, no, I'm sure that isn't what you did" Naraku hissed, every word dripping with venom.
"I-I can explain-"
"Than do so" Naraku spat
Kagome looked away, avoiding Naraku while she came up with a believable story "You see, I-u-uh- um well, most of your second part was right, I was kidnapped and I did decide to stay but I didn't purposely ignore you" Kagome lied "I uh well I wanted to stay but the entire crew insisted on leaving" Kagome partially lied biting her bottom lip.
"How do I know, you're not lying?" Naraku asked crossing his arms as he took a few steps back to allow Kagome more space.
"I'm not, I swear" Kagome immediately replied.
"And if you are?"
"Well…seeing as I'm not lying, let's not worry about that" Kagome said smiley sweetly, Naraku shook his head
"So, Kagome, I've seen you've grown" Naraku stated
"Well, I can't exactly say the same for you, you're still the same add or take a few scars" Kagome replied
"Did you miss me?"
"What kind of questions that? Of course I missed you" Kagome replied
"You don't seem like it"
"Well… I'm emotionless"
"Hmm… I doubt that, you were a cheery kid and you seem to still be cheery"
"I'm not cheery, why in the world would I be happy?"
"Why wouldn't you?"
"I was fucked by life"
"Oh Kagome, you really need to stop with that rubbish. 'Enjoy life', wasn't that what YOU said to me when you were 8, was it?" Naraku snickered, Kagome huffed
"Yeah well… people change, anyways, why are you so 'cheery'?" Kagome asked as Naraku shrugged
"I don't know, can't I be happy once in a while Kag-Bear?"
"I told you not to call me that"
"Call you what, Kag-bear?"
"That"
"Kag-bear, I have no clue what you mean?"
"Ugh, get lost"
"That's not very nice, you can't tell your best friend to 'just leave'" Naraku scolded
"Who said you were my Best friend" Kagome smirked
"You did, you said it EVERYDAY when you were little, we'd be walking and you'd be like, 'Naraku you're the bests' friend ever' or I would help you up when you fell and you'd be all like 'I love you Naraku' and they're was that one time when you were 12 when you said 'I want you inside me Naraku-"
"I did not say that" Kagome spat
"I know that, gosh Kagome, you really are no fun anymore, why'd you have to grow up?" Naraku snickered
"Why CAN'T you grow up?" Kagome snapped, Naraku put a hand on his chest
"Aww, Kag-Bear's mad at me"
"Shut up"
"Anyway, now that you're free from the wretched island now I will ask you again" Naraku stated, Kagome groaned
"No, Naraku, you know I said No and I'll keep saying NO"
"Kagome, I love you, I've loved you the day I met you, that was when you were a few months old-"
"Pedophile"
"No, well... I suppose but whatever I LOVE YOU, I want you to marry me and we can live together and use the Shikon No Tama" Naraku offered
"I said No, and I will keep saying no" Kagome repeated
"Kagome, Kagome, Kagome, I never pushed the offer when you were little because you were well… tiny… anyway now you're able to marry so why not marry me"
"I'm not getting married and handing the jewel over, no one is allowed to use the jewel and by no one I mean no one, not even you"
"Kagome, fine, don't give me the jewel at least marry me"
"No thank you, I'd like to keep my full attention on the jewel and only on the jewel" Kagome replied, Naraku huffed before walking closer towards Kagome, he suddenly stopped and turned his head towards the huts' entrance than turned his head back.
"We'll have continue to talk about this later, I will trail you"
"Are you leaving?" Kagome asked
"Someone's coming" Naraku whispered before he vanished within half a second leaving a very confused Kagome, Kagome sighed than walked out of the hut only to bump into Inuyasha
"Oh sorry" Kagome apologized as she immediately backed up
"Stupid wench" Inuyasha muttered, Kagome scowled as she moved away from Inuyasha and walked back towards the ship, completely confused and yet happy at the same time.
…
"Okay well now that we've gotten the rooms and other stuff sorted out, we should start dinner" Kagome announced as the girls around her nodded
"What are we making?" Rin asked
"Well… Ramen, of course" Eri laughed "They're a lot in the storage deck" Eri added as Kagome nodded
"True, true… but I think I rather have us make something new, how about….ODEN?" Kagome grinned
"I LOVE ODEN" Yuka cheered
"Than Oden it is" Kagome stated before clapping her hands together "Okay well Rin, Yura and Sakura can you help me bring up the food from the storage deck" Kagome asked as Rin nodded before following Kagome to the 5th deck.
…
"Kagome, where did Sakura go?" Rin asked as she put the last of the chop sticks on the counter.
"I'm not sure-"
"KA-GO-ME" Inuyasha's voice boomed as Kagome immediately cursed before hiding behind a crate, "Where's Kagome" Inuyasha snapped at Rin; who shrugged trying to cover Kagome up "Don't lie to me" Inuyasha snarled as Rin backed away
"N-no I-inuyasha sama I do n-not k-know" Rin stammered as she kept her gaze on the ground, Kagome bit her lip before she got up from behind the crate immediately pushing Inuyasha away from Rin
"Leave her alone" Kagome snapped "Rin go and help put the food on the top deck" Kagome whispered to Rin to nodded before scurrying off "What do you want Inuyasha?" Kagome spat
"I don't want anything from you, bitch-"
"Then stop being such an asshole… Now excuse me, unlike some people I have work to do" Kagome huffed before balancing one tray on each hand; using her hip she pushed open the kitchen door and walked up the flight of stairs to the top deck.
"Stop running away" Inuyasha snapped
"Well if you saw someone as scary as yourself you'd run away too" Kagome snickered as she stepped onto the 1st deck giving the trays to Abi and Ayumi to put down.
"I'm bedding with her" One of the crewmembers snickered as he pointed at Rin,
"No way, I called first" Another claimed
"You're all stupid. I'm FIRST" a third member stated
"Who cares the oldest is the hottest" a fourth member assured as the other three rolled their eyes
"Damnit" Kagome growled as she walked towards Miroku "I need your help" Kagome said to Miroku before she whispered something into his ear
…
Half way through the meal the turning on of a megaphone could be heard right before Miroku yelled into his megaphone "ATTENTION EVERYONE, I HAVE BEEN INFOMRED BY KAGOME SAMA AKA HEAD MAID THAT NO ONE IS BEDDING WITH NO ONE, KAGOME ALSO SAID THAT SHE'D PERSONALLY PUT UP A SMALL BARRIAR AROOUND THE 4 ROOMS THE MAIDS SLEEP IN EVERYNIGHT TO KEEP ALL OF YOU AWAY, SHE REALIZES THAT ALL OF THE CREW ISN'T DEMON BUT HOPES THAT THE HUMAN CREW WON'T TRY TO FORCE THE MAIDS OR ELSE INUYASHA WILL SEVERLY PUNISH YOU" Miroku yelled as all the crews faces' fell and Kagome grinned
"I'm so smart" Kagome grinned before she put the empty Oden bowls on a tray and took it down to the kitchen
"Smart you are" a voice chuckled as Kagome accidently let out a shriek before dropping the tray "Whopsie daisies…didn't mean to scare ya" Naraku chuckled sarcastically, Kagome narrowed her eyes looking around.
"Where are you , I'm gonna strangle you" Kagome hissed as she looked for where Naraku was seeing she was still unable to find him she growled before picking up the bowls "I hate you"
"Hm.. as appealing at getting strangled by you sound I think I'll pass, anyway, no one can see me, and only you can hear me so stop talking or else people will begin to wonder whether you're crazy" Naraku scolded, Kagome's scowl only deepened.
"Kagome sama, do you need help?" Miroku asked as he hurried down the stairs to where he must have heard a shriek
"Fine, fine, I just thought I heard a rat" Kagome answered emphasizing 'rat'
"That's not very nice" Naraku commented as Kagome ignored him looking at Miroku instead
"Alright well if you need any help, you know where to find me" Miroku grinned as he headed back up the stairs
"A monk is he?" Naraku asked as Kagome nodded
"Ex-Monk actually" Kagome added, "And don't use the whole 'no one else can hear or see me' thing to your advantage"
"I would never do such a horrible thing" Naraku chuckled, Kagome snorted before she picked up the tray and continued to walk towards the kitchen all the while an invisible Naraku trailed her.
….
"Are you sure you don't want anything, Inuyasha sama" Sakura smiled sweetly, Inuyasha looked Sakura up and down not bothering to hide the fact he had just 'checked her out' openly.
"Ugh, can you believe Sakura she totally wants in captain's pants" Eri whispered to Yuka who nodded.
"I feel sorry for Inuyasha-sama, Sakura's dirty, she's slept with EVERYONE on the last ship" Yuka gagged. Kagome took a sharp intake of breath… was she jealous the way she feeling; she probably was…
"Gah" Kagome grumbled to herself as she accidently burnt her finger tip from zoning out too much
"That'll teach you a lesson for ignoring me" Naraku snickered, Kagome let out a sigh
"I outta teach you a lesson" Kagome hissed as she sucked the tip of her finger
"Kagome, who're you talking to?" Rin asked
"uhm…" Kagome began "No one just myself" Kagome grinned as she felt Inuyasha's 'damn you're stupid' look "Um… just ignore me" Kagome added before she went back to stirring the soup
"Kagome" Naraku said
"…"
"KAGOME"
"…"
"KAAGGGOOOMMMMEEEE"
"…"
"If you don't reply I'll turn visible in front of all these people " Naraku snapped
"NOOOO" Kagome said quickly until she realized she said it too loud and once again looked crazy.
"Kagome, seriously who're you talking to?" Eri question.
"Um… excuse us- I mean excuse me, yes, excuse me" Kagome said hurriedly before she practically ran out of the kitchen, Kagome than cautiously walked into the empty medical room closing the door behind her
"Naraku, where are you" Kagome hissed
"I'm right here" Naraku laughed, seeing he was invisible Kagome was clueless to where 'here' was
"Don't play with me; I swear I will hurt you if you don't become visible" Kagome spat
"I can't, once I take the barrier of invisibility off my presence will be known, not only does the barrier hide me but also my presence" Naraku explained
"Just take it off, no one will notice, Inuyasha's to busy ogling Sakura and everyone else is too busy grumbling about when they're getting food" Kagome assured
"Fine but be ready with an explanation when they realize" Naraku stated as Kagome nodded, in a matter of second Naraku stood before Kagome, solid and all.
"Ah, good, now I can strangle you" Kagome grinned evilly before she reached for Naraku's neck, Naraku sighed before using one hand to pin Kagome against the wall, Naraku chuckled
"Empty threats" Naraku grinned
"Hey, I learned a lot while you were away…Well technically I was away, anyway I learned a lot" Kagome replied just before she kicked Naraku in the shin.
"Well I suppose you have, but that wasn't very nice" Naraku grumbled, rubbing his shin.
"You had it coming" Kagome grinned
"You have this coming" Naraku chuckled just before he 'glomped' her
"Ugh, get off me, fatty" Kagome whined as Naraku laughed.
"Payback time for all the times you glomped me when you were little" Naraku stated as he got up off of Kagome. Kagome who still lay on the floor was about to say something when Naraku suddenly vanished 5 seconds before Inuyasha barged into the medical room. He raised an eye brow at Kagome who was still lying on the ground. Kagome immediately jumped up and stood straight.
"What the hell are you doing?" Inuyasha asked
"Nothing"
"Uh huh I don't believe that bull shit" Inuyasha stated "Seriously what the fuck were you doing the floor" Inuyasha asked again
"I was um, um… exercising…" Kagome replied
"?"
"Uh um… well… you were right I am fat so I decide to exercise so yeah that's that, I gotta go help the other maids soooo…. Bye" Kagome babbeled before running back into the kitchen.
…
A/N HAHa I'm gonna call some people random names okay… so don't worry about them there VERY minor characters)
"Okay, well… how do we over throw that half breed?" Maten asked
"I'm sure a good look at Maten's ugly face will cause him to run in fear" Muso said causing the other 8 members excluding Maten and Hiten to laugh
"Shut it" Hiten snapped at the few men who sat in a small circle "It seems Inuyasha isn't into Kagome as we thought so we can't use her in any way to over throw Inuyasha… but… it seems the captain may be interested on that maid… what's her face Sakura" Hiten snickered
"I completely disagree with your ass; Hiten, Inuyasha may seem interested in the other bitch but he has feelings for the 1st bitch-Kagome, his first excuse for allowing Kagome to stay on the ship was because she can cook… now what's his excuse we have maids, right, he could easily kick her off, so… he has feelings for Kagome more than Sakura…" Muso explained
"Ha, agreed" Byakuya clapped
"Once again, shut the fuck up" Hiten spat as every immediately quieted down "Much better… anyways if we want to get rid of that dog, we need to strategize" Hiten stated as Maten nodded
"Fine, I have an idea…" Muso stated, Muso waited for anyone to cut him off but no one did. "Well… I have three steps… step 1: Find what bitch Inuyasha is attached to most. Step 2: Wait for Inuyasha and the bitch to become more attached but first we have to approach her and make her come to our side. Step 3: she'll easily kill Inuyasha or break his heart… whatever hurts more" Muso grinned
"I like this plan" Byakuya commented
"Hiten would never agree to such a stupid plan, we-" Maten began
"Fine we'll give it a go" Hiten cut in, Muso gave Maten a smug smile "But… Muso you're in charge, I'm only gonna watch; nothing else" Hiten added. "If you fuck up, Inuyasha will kill you, if he doesn't, I will."
"I'll organize it all, no problem" Muso snickered with a sinister grin.
"I hope to god; mutt boy likes Sakura, I want Kagome" Denji stated
"Nah, Sakura's better than Kagome" Hinata objected
"You're fucking retarded, at least I don't have to worry about getting aids, I heard Sakura slept with everyone on the last ship, and seeing Kagome's been living on island of mikos I doubt that she's anywhere near as dirty as Sakura" Denji snapped
"And Kagome is feisty, that's gotta count for something in bed" Disuke added
"Hell yeah and she's fucking sexy, her curves beat that Sakura bitches" Shamswi grinned.
"You idiot, their bodies are the exact same, there the same age and height the only difference is there obvious facial features that and Sakura has blue eyes and light brown hair and Kagome had black hair and brown eyes."
"Shut up all of you" Hiten spat "I'm tired of your sentimental bullshit, you're dismissed"
…
"Oh Inuyasha sama, I'm so cold" Sakura whined
"Feh, here" Inuyasha grumbled taking off his shirt and throwing it to Sakura
"Oh thank you so much" Sakura smiled just before Inuyasha 'feh'd', again.
"Oh my…goodness…" Miroku breathed "Did you see that… Inuyasha just gave a maid his shirt… he didn't even make a fuss" Miroku informed
"I know" Kagome replied calming all though inside she was cursing and grumbling… why she was angry she had no clue… not like she; Kagome the miko who wasn't to fall in love was in love with Inuyasha… no, no, no that wasn't it… at least that's what Kagome said….
"You don't care" Miroku gawked
"No why should I, I don't love Inuyasha or anything… Who or what Inuyasha is attracted to is none of my concern" Kagome stated blandly pretending to ignore the way Inuyasha and Sakura looked deep in conversation. "Miroku… when are we getting off this bloody island?" Kagome asked impatiently.
"Um… soon, we still need to re-build the sail poles"
"Then why hasn't Inuyasha ordered any of the crew to go find wood?"
"Because of HER, he's been with her ever since we hired the maids" Miroku replied flatly; Miroku himself was half as pissed as Kagome, he had been hoping to try to get the Captain and the Miko together but it seemed Sakura didn't want that…
"I'm going to go find some hot springs" Kagome announced
"Shall I accompany you?" Miroku asked with a certain glint in his eyes, Kagome instantly narrowed her eyes
"No, I'm fine, pervert" Kagome responded
"Alright… but you know where to find me if you want to-"
"NO, just shut up" Kagome snapped her anger taking the best of her. Kagome sighed, before she walked back to her room.
…
Kagome had went back to her room grabbed a random kimono from her closet and then walked off the ship to look for a hot spring. Kagome quickly stripped herself then practically threw herself into the hot spring letting out a sigh of relief. How long had it been since she had had a bath?
"Stupid Inuyasha" Kagome grumbled as she felt her muscles relax against the lukewarm water. "What does Sakura have that I don't have" Kagome muttered and instantly blushed when she realized what she had said. "No, that's not what I meant, I meant… GAH, I don't even know what I meant but I definitely did not mean THAT" Kagome argued to no one but herself, Kagome sighed "I'm am going crazy…"
…
After Kagome finished her bath she quickly pulled on her under garments and than her kimono, the maids had given Kagome a 'maid dress' very similar to the ones the maids wore except Kagome's was shorter. Kagome however had refused to wear it, not only did it give her that 'cute' look but also the weak and 'I can't defend myself' look, Kagome wouldn't allow herself to look like that, hell no. Kagome looked at her kimono it was a bright blue and yellow she immediately regretted wearing it for two reasons, One; it was too bright and attention seeking for Kagome's taste. Second; well because this was one of the nine outfits Inuyasha had stolen from the merchant for her… She'd have to change it once she got back on the ship…
…
Kagome walked onto the ship until she heard her name being called by a certain hanyou. Kagome immediately turned around to see Inuyasha walking briskly towards Kagome…with Sakura trailing him.
"Oh… hello, Inuyasha… Sakura" Kagome forced a smile.
"I want you to give Sakura the day off tomorrow, her hands hurt" Inuyasha informed, Kagome's face fell… Inuyasha didn't even bother to say hello, what a jerk not only that but he also finally decided to talk to Kagome but it was about Sakura, Kagome took a deep breath
"Inuyasha… I. DO NOT. Give a shit" Kagome spat before she turned around and stomped off.
"Hey Kagome…?" Miroku began a wide grin across his face
"Just shut up" Kagome snapped,
"I suppose the bath didn't help?" Miroku muttered as Kagome growled.
"I'm sorry for snapping at you… oh god just I'm so freaking…ugh. I wish Sango were here" Kagome stated, earning a shoulder pat from Miroku
"I do too… I do too" Miroku nodded "Oh and Kagome…"
"hn?"
"You have got to do something with that kimono… I think just looking at you the crew is getting boners" Miroku laughed/teased
"Miroku… I will not allow you to provoke me" Kagome stated; clenching her fist.
"Aww… come on Kagome, you're so uptight today, loosen up"
"I can't, when I do someone always seems to find a way to get me 'uptight' again" Kagome replied
"…SAKE" Miroku suggested.
"NO, no Sake, bad, bad, bad monk" Kagome scolded.
"Oh Kagome… I forgot to tell you, it seems Kouga'll drop by soon, I can sense his aura very close by" Miroku informed
"MORE PRESSURE" Kagome wailed causing Inuyasha and Sakura who were talking deeply in a conversation (didn't know Inuyasha had it in him to have a conversation) to look at her.
"Hey, shut it, you're giving Sakura a headache" Inuyasha yelled at Kagome, Kagome rolled her eyes.
"Never mind… KOUGA SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA, I CAN'T WAIT TILL HE DROPS BY" Kagome yelled purposely loud for Inuyasha to hear while looking at Miroku.
"Hey thanks Kagome" Kouga grinned just before he jumped off of a giant 'bird of paradise'.
"KOUGA" Kagome grinned just before they hugged
"Hi Kagome, monk, Mutt face and… other people" Kouga greeted
"Oh great, not you again" Inuyasha snorted.
"Ignore him" Kagome smiled to Kouga who happily nodded
"That's pretty easy to do, anyway, WE have a lot of catching up to do" Kouga grinned as he wrapped one arm around Kagome's shoulder walking off to the end of the ship
"Who's he? Inuyasha sama" Sakura asked as she held Inuyasha's arm between her hands
"Shuddup" Inuyasha snapped pulling away from her grasp as Sakura pouted.
…
"I wanna piggyback ride" Kagome whined
"Kagome… you're not 14 anymore" Kouga replied
"Are you calling me fat?" Kagome asked glaring at Kouga
"No" Kouga laughed "You're not fat, it's just…Oh alright, here, get on" Kouga sighed as he kneeled down Kagome happily climbed on.
"Your back isn't as comfy as it was a few years ago" Kagome complained.
"Well, you're not as light as you used to be either" Kouga replied.
"YOU ARE CALLING ME FAT AREN'T YOU" Kagome accused
"Am not"
"Are too"
"Am not"
"ARE TOO"
"…-deep sigh- Kagome look, I'm not having any trouble with you on my back, you weigh as much as a feather" Kouga grinned
"… Now, you're calling me anorexic?" Kagome retorted, Kouga groaned before he palmed his forehead causing Kagome to giggle
…
"How long are you staying?" Kagome asked Kouga who looked up after finishing his ramen.
"Uhm… I'm probably going to leave before sunrise"
"WHAAAT?" Kagome snapped
"Well, I just came back from the Bear demon village and I sensed you so I thought I'd drop by" Kouga answered
"You mean…"
"YEP, if you guys continue going the same direction you'll land on the Bear Demon Village" Kouga grinned
"Oh shit, I have to go get them to turn another way" Kagome stated
"Kagome... why are you avoiding your family, they miss you, especially your mother" Kouga said looking at Kagome as if trying to read her face.
"It's just… I don't want to face them… it's been four years, FOUR YEARS, and you want to know how many letters I got in those four years… I got only 4, one on each birthday"
"I know Kagome… I was the one who delivered and sent the letters" Kouga grumbled.
"Never mind that… it's just… I think it would be best if I separate my ways from them"
"Kagome" Kouga warned
"What? It's the pure truth" Kagome spat
"No it's not" Kouga snapped "Kagome, you're being utterly ridiculous and usually you'd be the one to say that to me. Kagome, what you're doing to them isn't fair, they care for you and they love you like you're their own blood" Kouga finished
"I-I, I can't do it" Kagome stammered bowing her head in shame
"Kagome… tell me why? Why are you pushing yourself away from them?" Kouga asked
"Because…" Kagome stated
"Because, what?" Kouga argued
"Because I don't want to get attached to anyone" Kagome spat "I know I won't live very long… I don't want to get any more attached to this world than I already am. I just can't risk it" Kagome replied
"…Kagome… is that it. You think what you're doing to everyone is good? Kagome I for one am happy to be close to you and I've sworn that I won't let any harm on you even if it cost me my life-"
"THAT'S it, that's exactly why, I don't need or want you to give your lives for me, I'm going to die eventually just like everyone else who guarded the sacred jewel"
"Kagome stop it. If I know you the way I think I do, than I know you'll find a way to cease the jewels existence"
"….Kouga… can we please change the subject" Kagome muttered as Kouga nodded than sighed.
…
"Inuyasha-sama, your abs are so tight" Sakura squealed looking up at Inuyasha.
"Oh Kouga Kun, your abs are tight-ER" Kagome mocked.
"You would know Kagome" Kouga played along.
"I beg to differ" Sakura snorted.
"Snorting is very un-lady like" Kouga informed Kagome who nodded in agreement.
"Yes, snorting is something no proper lady should do" Kagome replied now Kouga nodded.
"As if Kagome doesn't" Inuyasha snickered.
"Hmm… true, true, but then I again I never said I was a proper lady" Kagome stated
"I'd say Kagome IS the finest lady on this ship" Kouga grinned.
"And I'd say Kouga is the finest man on this ship" Kagome added.
"Together we make a beautiful couple" Kouga announced.
"Yes, yes, I completely agree, a beautiful couple," Kagome agreed.
"I disagree," came a dark chuckle "Kagome, how could you I thought we were something" Naraku said, scaring Kagome, who let out a shriek and clutched her heart.
"What is it?" Kouga asked immediately tensing up.
"Uh, it's nothing" Kagome said hurriedly, I've got to go" Kagome stated before she ran off the ship and into the forest.
…
"STOP DOING THAT" Kagome ordered
"Doing what?" Naraku questioned fully aware what 'that' was.
"Popping up outta nowhere" Kagome snapped.
"Hmm… I could stop… but… I won't" Naraku chuckled.
"Gah, I Hate you" Kagome huffed before she stalked off ready to punch a certain demon.
…
"Good night" Kagome smiled to Rin who returned the smile
"G'night Kagome chan" Rin replied before Kagome shut the door to her room. Kagome was making sure all the maids were in their rooms before Kagome put up the barrier. So far the only one missing was… you guessed it; Sakura. Kagome quickly formed the barrier than rushed to Inuyasha's room, she knocked on the door just as it flew open
"Hmm?" Inuyasha asked
"Uhm… is Sakura there" Kagome questioned as she tried to look over Inuyasha's shoulder
"Uh, yeah. Why? Do you need her or something?"
"No, just making sure-"
"Kagome, there you are. I'm about to leave now" Kouga grinned as Kagome immediately turned around her back facing Inuyasha who decided to continue to watch.
"You're leaving. Now? It's dark out" Kagome stated.
"I know but Hakakku and Ginta just arrived; said something about the mikos being in trouble" Kouga replied
"Are you going to come back?" Kagome asked.
"Probably".
"No you're not" Inuyasha spat; whom was now leaning against his doorway.
"Yes he/I will" Kagome and Kouga stated in unison giving each other the 'whoa telepathic much' look afterward
"Feh" Inuyasha mumbled before he went back into his room
"Well… than I suppose I'll see you soon" Kagome said to Kouga
"Yep, see ya soon, Kagome" Kouga grinned pulling her in for a hug. The second they pulled apart Kouga was gone.
"AW now I'm all alone" Kagome grumbled as she trudged back to her room, closing the door behind her.
"Hello" Naraku's cold voice greeted
"Hi" Kagome replied sitting cross legged on her bed, Naraku became visible
"Ah, feels so much better than being invisible" Naraku chuckled as Kagome watched Naraku sit across from her on her bed "Here" Naraku said handing her a kimono
"Uhh?"
"For your birthday, it might be a little too small… I forgot you grow" Naraku stated
"This kimono only covers 1 birthday… you owe me 3 more" Kagome informed
"It's not my fault I missed 4 of your birthdays, blame the miko village that had that stupid barrier around it" Naraku claimed
"Too bad now gimme 3 more" Kagome teased.
"I have nothing else to give you" Naraku began "You see I'm not all that rich"
"Fine answer two of my questions per birthday so in total six questions" Kagome asked
"Fine"
"Really"
"Yes, really"
"ANY question?"
"Yes ANY question"
"Alright, first question; Give me a real reason to why you changed your name to Naraku" Kagome asked
"Hmm… Onigumo was a stupid name to begin with and I didn't like it"
"Okay next question: How old are you"
"20"
"I meant demon years"
"I answered your second question, if you want to know my demon years than ask me on your third question" Naraku smirked evilly
"I'm not wasting my questions, anywho, third question: Why did my adoptive parents tell me to avoid you?" Kagome asked
"They didn't like me" Naraku said
"I want to know why" Kagome cut in
"Want to use your fourth question to answer why?" Naraku asked
"NO" Kagome grumbled "Did you know Kikyou?" Kagome asked, Naraku narrowed his eyes
"Yes, I knew that bitch" Naraku answered
"Fifth question: How did you know Kikyou"
"She was a small love interest" Naraku replied
"Okay… last question…Did you kill Kikyou if so… why?" Kagome asked
"Hmm… I did kill her, but Kagome, I think you already know why" Naraku smiled, evily.
"You mean…"
"Yes, I loved Kikyou but she loved that Half-breed Inuyasha so…I made Kikyou think I was that half breed Inuyasha than I killed her but I thought she would use the Sacred Jewel to save herself and then successfully kill Inuyasha but that foolish bitch died. I than realized I had lost both love and the jewel seeing she had burnt it with her. I resurrected her thinking that there was a chance the jewel would resurrect with her but I couldn't complete the resurrection and the jewel didn't come back with her so my plan failed. I than realized she didn't love Inuyasha she was using him get the jewel to cease its existence, she really loved Kenzo… Your brother and that's why I didn't bother with her, she had no miko powers and she is a worthless little bitch" Naraku scowled.
"I knew it…" Kagome muttered
"I knew you knew" Naraku replied
"Naraku… what you did isn't anywhere near as bad as to what Kikyou did" Kagome spat
"I never said I wasn't evil" Naraku stated "Anyway, last question"
"…D-do you know who k-killed my parents…?" Kagome stammered hoping for a negative answer. Naraku scrutinized Kagome as if he was trying to read her her then frowned.
"Yes…"
"H-how… Who killed them?" Kagome demanded.
"You never asked me to elaborate, sorry sweetie that was your last question" Naraku notified before disappearing leaving Kagome to her thoughts.
"…Damn... I really wish Sango was here" Kagome frowned she decided to go see Inuyasha instead. Kagome got up from her bed and walked towards Inuyasha's room. Kagome was pushed out of her thoughts when she reached Inuyasha's room from where Kagome heard moaning… To be exact it was Sakura's moaning. Kagome felt her heart jolt in a painful way. She didn't know why it hurt her; truthfully she didn't want to know why. Kagome clenched her fist pushing back tears deciding she'd just go back to her room and possibly go to sleep… possibly…
Question time!
So well I decide to start a question box thingy so I'll answer all of your question, they can be about anything... preferably about the story :D
Oh and I really don't know whether you 'question askers' wanted me to leave your users/names or not so they'll be anonymous... I like that word... anonymous... 0_o
Question Box
Quote:How old is Inuyasha?:Quote
Well... Inuyasha is 19; physically of course.
Quote:How old are Kagome, Sango, Shippou and Miroku cause i'm totally confused :Quote
Well if you read chapter 1 you'd know Kagome is 17, And I haven't really stated Sango, Miroku and Shippou's age so here they are Miroku is 20, Sango is 19 (same age as Inuyasha) Shippou I really could care less how old he is... Haha, nah jk, He's 7-8, you choose :D
Quote:If you ever have InuYasha and Sango fight, who would win?:Quote
Really people... really... you're gonna make me choose?
Well... Inuyasha would never hurt a women... physically... BUT Inuyasha's swords can not be used against his only attack is 'Iron Reaver Soul Stealer' SOOOOO...
Against Sango Inuyasha has a ghost of a chance... But since this questions is asking who I would make the winner... I'd obviously make Sango win cause I like using actual facts. AND I like Sango and Inuyasha... possibly Inuyasha more... so I'm not really being biased...
Quote:How old are you?:Quote
Well... thank you SO much for reading my Bio where I clearly stated my age. For that I won't answer your question. No jus' kidding. I'm 14 turning 15 soon. -insert apple dance by Ryuk-
Quote: What's up with your story name?:Quote
Well... I really like Bullet for my Valentine. I named my story Three Words to Choke Upon instead of Bullet for My Valentine's FOUR Words to Choke upon.
In case you don't know the obvious Three words to Choke Upon that I was hinting at were; I Love You. They truly are the Three Words to Choke Upon :D
Quote: Why do you write "InuTrashaXD" on every chapter end when your User is InuTRASHaXD?: Quote
That's a very good question, "Binky Boy". Well I realized that a while ago but I kinda, sorta thought that you guys would understand. It doesn't really matter about the upper-case letters to me. The spelling counts and that's that.
Quote:When will you update?: Quote
Haha, I updated right now didn't I? So be happy you ungrateful little fools. Kidding... I love my readers, they make my life complete ^_^
OH NO I did not just refer to two other anime's in my INUYASHA based story. Haha if you didn't realize "Binky Boy is from YGOAS and Ryuk... c'mon you can't tell me you don't know where Ryuk is from... -whispers- From Death Note....
So remember I will answer EVERY question I get, so review or PM me with your questions, comments ect...
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~InuTrashaXD