Erica here. So this is my chapter, I should be working on my Algebra project, but the computer beckons. Tonight I will be inviting a special friend, so be nice to him. I have changed his name, for his sake, but every thing else about him is mostly real, mostly. Also I have gone back to serious work, so it might not be as crazy at this point, but I will try harder in chapter twelve.
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Erica: Bridget is late because she is trying to find were the Riku fangirls stashed Sora, don't worry they'll both be back later. Anyway today we will be presenting the Most Annoying Hair award (which is different from Best Spiky Hair), and I have the best guest to help present this award with me. It is a topic he knows very much about.
Justin: -flips hair so it covers one of his eyes- your Damn right I'm an expert on annoying hair…wait, you were insulting me weren't you?
Erica: Yes, Justin I was.
Justin: I should just leave like all your other friends.
Erica: I have taken special precautions to make sure that doesn't happen.
Justin: Fine, I won't leave, but are the chains really necessary?
Erica: No, they are there for dramatic affect; it's the shock collar that will prevent you from leaving.
Justin: You give me too much credit –tries to run away-
Erica: -pushes button-
Justin: BUZZZZZZ!
Erica: On with the show!
Bridget: That looks fun, let me try! –pushes button-
Justin: BUZZZZZZZ!
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"Ok, now that Bridget is back we can start presenting the awards," Erica announced, "So Bridget, where did you find Sora?"
"Oh, shit, I was supposed to be looking for Sora?" she asked worriedly.
"Well, that's okay, I'm sure he won't die if we stop looking for him for at least one chapter," Justin said.
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Millions of miles away Sora floats hopelessly in the Baltimore aquarium shark tank.
"Someone help, I think they're getting hungry!" he yelled.
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"I'll just have Logan start looking for him," Bridget said worriedly.
"That might be best," Erica added.
"Okay, so today the award is Most Annoying Hair, and the nominees are:"
"Axel!"
"Roxas!!"
"Xaldin!!!"
"Demyx!!!!"
"And Pence!!!!!"
"Now I think that Pence should go first because I know several people with that hair style. While it might be annoying it is also common. Pence leave the stage now!" Justin said.
"Be nice!" Bridget reminded him by sending several hundred volts of electricity through him.
"Now also, I think Demyx should leave next because I like how versatile it is. You can were it Vanilla Ice style as seen in the game, or you can put it in a pony tail, or just wear it down in your face, like Justin," Erica announced.
"Like me," Justin added, "Ow, what was that for, I was being nice!"
"Sorry, it's addicting," Bridget said.
"I'll be taking the button back now," Erica said, prying it from Bridget's hands.
"Next we are going to eliminate Roxas, but we advise he not sleep by a fan any more," Justin said, "and that was helpful criticism, don't shock me!"
"I would never do that unless you try to run away again," Erica said soothingly.
"Now, we would like to say that both the remaining contestants have equally annoying hair, it's just so damn hard to decide," Bridget said.
"I think Axel should win, he could poke someone's eye out with his hair. That must be why it's red, from all the blood of his victims," Erica stated.
"Well, I think Xaldin should go, I mean, Matt Dillon is to forehead as Xaldin is to sideburns," Justin said.
"Hey, I think Matt Dillon is an amazing actor," Erica retorted.
"Well, I think we will give the award to Xaldin, because Axel can't have two hair related awards and the way it's going he'll probably win the Most Spikiest Hair award (please change this and vote for Cloud!), so I will now present Xaldin with the Most Annoying Hair award!" Bridget announced.
"Okay, well, it's been fun, but I have to get home. I'll see you next summer though," Justin said as he peeled of the shock collar and walked out the stage door.
"Not again," Erica moaned into her hands.
"On the bright side he lasted longer then all the other friends did," Bridget assured her.
"Is any one else wondering why he didn't just take the shock collar off in the first place?" Logan asked, suddenly appearing with a strangely wet, shaking Sora.
"You have to get over it," Sora said, placing his hand on Erica's shoulder.
"Besides we have something that we think will make you feel better," Riku said coming on stage, followed by Leon, Demyx, and Axel.
"Yeah, we made it just for you," Demyx chimed in, handing Erica a trophy made of cardboard and glitter glue.
"We would like to present you, Erica, with the Lost More Imaginary 'Friends' Than Anyone Else in This Fanfiction award," Leon said handing her the homemade trophy
"Yay! This is so unexpected!" Erica said taking the trophy.
"Well, that's all folks! Join us all for more homemade awards and Kingdom Hearts bashing," Bridget cheered.
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So I finally got my award!!! I would also like to add that Justin is real, but he did also move far away. Also, I'm still trying to persuade my other friends to allow me to put them in the Fanfiction, so far no luck, so there will probably be no special guest during Chapter Twelve. Well I'm off to write a civics report, and an algebra project, damn slope intercept. It's up to Bridget to post the next chapter, but I'll see you when I get Chapter Twelve up!
